EY - EY IS' JA VOLL MEGA EY !!! WE ARE SITTING AT THE PARTY IN BELGIUM NOW TYPING THIS SHITTY SCROLL - THE ROOM UPSTAIRSIS FULL OF LAMERS SO WE'RE IN A SPECIAL - E&L HQ GERMANY - ROOM WITHOUT ANY LAMERS !!! - NOW I (XARQ) WILL GIVE YOU THE CREDIZ FOR THIS SHIT: CODING - AMBIEN ( AND XARQ A VERY LITTLE BIT) GFX - AMBIEN MUZAK ( BEST MIX ON AMIGA I THINK) - AMBIEN MARBLESCROLLTEXT - THE ELEMINATOR & XARQ THIS SCROLLER - XARQ MEGA-SCROLLER - E &L BELGIUM/ELEMINATOR (GERMAN HQ) THIS WAS ALL FOR TODAY (SORRY IF THE SCROLLER HAS SOME BUGS, BUT TIME IS VERY SHORT) C.U. ... ............ ............ TO FAST ? HERE WE GO AGAIN ..... .TODAY ITS THE 28TH OF OCTOBER AND WE ARE NOW AT THE FAIRPLAY PARTY IN PEER AND THE GERMAN MEMBERS HAVENT SHOWED UP YET.THE DUTCH MEMBERS ARE ALSO DISAPERED. I THINK THAT THEY ARE LAME SO THEY COULD NOT FIND THE WAY !! !!!! THERE ARE SOME GERMAN FREAKS WATCHING WHAT I AM TYPING IN THIS SILLY SCROLLY. ONE OF THEM STARTS LAUGHING WHEN I TOLD HIM WHAT I WAS WRITING. THE OTHER ONE IS EATING AND PLAYING SPHEROIDS.HE IS A WEIRD MAN I THINK.THERE IS ALSO A GUY ....MEGA (LINE)(LAMER).... IS HIS NAME ! HE WANTS TO BE IN OUR FUCKINGS SO I WILL GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS ! BIG FUCKINGS TO MEGALINE .. ...... ONE MEMBER OF E&L BELGIUM ...MATTHEW STAR... IS CROSSING AROUND HERE FOR LOOKING WHERE THE NEW STUFF IS , BUT I THINK HE HAS TO SEARCH A VERY LONG TIME .... ... MEGALINE IS AT THE MOMENT EATING SOME ERRORS FOR STAYING LAME FOREVER !!!!!!! MAXXELL 007 (E&L) IS EATING. NORMALLY HE MUST COPY THE LATEST LAMERS TO PUT ON OUR COMPACTS !!! E &L WILL GIVE A MEGA-PARTY SOMEWHERE IN FEBRUARY. IT WILL BE COOL,IT WILL BE FUN . FOR INVITATIONS WRITE TO OUR BELGIAN HQ .... P.O . BOX 1 3910 HERK DE STAD BELGIUM .... THERE WILL BE MANY ATTRACTIONS LIKE: TROWING LAMERS OUT,A COMBAT BETWEEN PARANOIMIA AND QUARTEX,EATING THE LATEST LAMERS AT LOW PRICES,WATCHING THE LATEST MOVIES AT A GIANT VIDEOSCREEN (BATMAN WITH DANISH SUBSCRIPTIONS),TALK SHIT ABOUT ATARI ETC. ! !!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THE GERMAN FREAKS IS SMARTER THEN I THOUGHT ! HE HAS AN IQ OF 1000000000.0000000000.0000000 ! EVERYONE HERE IS A SLAVE ON THE RITHEM OF FRONT 242. NOW WE SWITCH OVER TO TECHNOTRONIC WITH ..PUMP UP THE JAM.. , BUT EVERYONE STAYS A SLAVE TO THE BEAT . I AM HUNGRY , U 2 . YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES ! LETS GO OUT TO GET SOME PATATTEN IN FRITVET MET KETCHUP THE GERMANS HAVE A GOOD TASTE FOR HUMOR !!! SEE YOU OVER ABOUT 45 MINUTES .. ............ ............ MAXXELL 007 (E&L) IS SAYING THAT I AM FAMOUS. THE GERMAN GUYS ARE COPYING LIKE MAD DOGS AND WE ARE TYPING LIKE STUPID ASSHOLES BECAUSE WE ARE LAME ! WE ARE STILL WAITING AT THE GERMAN & DUTCH MEMBERS TO SHOW UP BUT LIKE I SAID THEY ARE LAME !!! E&L IS COOL SO WE RULE ABOVE THE FOOLS !!! VISION IS LAME BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FAME !!! AFTER A LONG TIME WE HAVE FIND OUT THAT THE GUYS NEXT TO US ARE FROM !!!! SUBSOFTWARE !!!! IF SOMEONE WANTS TO TYPE IN THIS SCROLLY HE MAY DO THIS FROM THIS MOMENT ON...... O.K MAXXELL HAS SOMETHING TO SAY : I AM HERE AT THE FAIRPLAY PARTY IN PEER . HERE SOME LITTLE GREETS TO: B. C.S. , ACID , ROLE , MEGALINE . IF YOU WANNA SWAP WITH ME THEN WRITE TO: MAXXELL 007 ( E&L) THOMASBOSLAAN 4 3630 MAASMECHELEN BELGIUM ... .... I SEE YOU MAYBE AT A COPY PARTY , IF SO DONT BE AFRAID TO TALK WITH ME BYE ! !!!!!!!!!! MEGALINE TYPING : I AM A LAMER , EVEN BETTER: I AM A BIG LAMER WITH NO BRAINS ....... . THIS IS THE EATING GERMAN TYPING: HI, WHO EVER READS THIS SCROLLY SO FAR HAS GOT TO BE INSAIN. BYE ... NOW WE WANT THE OTHER GERMAN TO TYPE SOME SILLY LINES OF TEXT (BY THE WAY: WE HAVE STILL A LONG WAY TO GO IN THIS SCROLL) HE MAKES A BEAUTIFUL FACE TO SAY THAT HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ! ! ! ! I HOPE WE HAVE ENOUGH DISKSPACE FOR THIS CRAP ! ! ! ! I (HEADHUNTER) AM AGAIN HUNGRY LIKE A WOLF SO ITS EAT TIME AGAIN , KFKSJGFLKSJGFLSDKFFSAJAKJKF (THAT TASTE GOOD) ! ! ! ! HERE IS THE COMPLETE MEMBERSLIST OF E&L ..... IN GERMANY: LUCIFER (ORGANIZER,SWAPPER,DRIVER) , ELEMINATOR (SWAPPER, ORGANIZER,DRIVER) , XARQ (CODER,GRAFIX,MUSIC ) , AMBIEN (CODER,GRAFIX,MUSIC) ! IN BELGIUM: HEADHUNTER (ME,SWAPPER,ORGANIZER) , THE GURU (MUSIC) , SKYWALKER (GRAFIX) , MAXXELL 007 (SWAPPER) , R.23 (MUSIC,SWAPPER) , DOMINIQUE (ORIGINAL MAGAZINES & EQUIPMENT SUPPLIER) , MATTHEW STAR (SWAPPER) ! , ANTHONY (SWAPPER) , BLUE ANGEL (CODER) ! IN DENMARK: CARSTEN (SWAPPER,GRAFIX ) , KRUEGER (SWAPPER,MUSIC) , DDX (SWAPPER ) , RATCHA (GRAFIX) ! IN AMERICA: MR. BOOGIEMAN (SWAPPER) , RAZOR X (SWAPPER) , BOYWONDER (SWAPPER) , DELTA 7 (SWAPPER) ! IN SWEDEN : TRON (SWAPPER,CODER) , RAUD (CODER, SWAPPER) .......... . OUR PARTY WILL NORMALLY BE IN FEBRUARY ,BUT IT IS NOT SURE !!!!!!! COME AND SEE . IF YOU SEE NO COMPUTERS OR LAMERS GO HOME AND COME BACK AN OTHER DAY. I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD LUCK ! !!!HERE ARE THE GREETINGS OF E&L WORLDWIDE (AGAIN MANY LINES OF TEXT TO GO) WE SAY HELLO TO: SUBSOFTWARE (HI EATER & SMILY) , VISION ( HI LAMERS,KEEP LAMING AROUND) , BAD NEWS , CRIONICS ,THE DREAM MASTERS (HI FRIENDS) , D.MOB (HI CREATOR) , DIGITECH (HI SKYWIZE) , TRISTAR (HI MIKE) , RED SECTOR INC. (HI DELTA ) , GATE (HI KILLERMAN) , KEFRENS (HI RAZOR ) , VENOM , MINDWARP/AFL , QUARTEX (HI MARCEL ) , VISION FACTORY , PARANOIMIA , BLACK MONKS (HI BIG RED & GAMES BOND) , NUKEBUSTERS , THE BAND (HI TOM) , BS1 , FUTURE MIRROR (HI STEFAN) , 16 BIT , CUADRAM , REBELS , TEAM X , AVOID , HCC (HI CARL) , POWERS OF PAIN (HI RONALD ) , IPEC ELITE (HI MAD DOG) , SCANEX ( EX IBB) , AVIREX , NEW MASTERS , EUROPE , RAZORBACK , OCC & THE BUSTERS , SUPREME , JUNGLE COMMAND , BELGALIVE (HI MAVERICK) , DARKNESS , ESCAPE , PHENOMENA , DEATHSTAR , SCOOPEX , ALPHA OMEGA 2001 , ABANDON , ACES HIGH ( LUXEMBOURG) , BRAINSTORM , BONE , BELAB , CELTIC (HI RICHARD) , COPPER , DRAGONS , EXPRESS , FANATIC 428 , GUARDS OF DOOM , LORDS OF DARKNESS , NUCLEAR CENTRONICS , PRIME EVIL (HI STALKER) , AOFCF , TRINITY (HEY CREEPS : LAME IS NO FAME YOU KNOW !) , SPHINX ( HI HAWK & GRIMLOCK) , PIRANHAS , FULCRUM , THE LAWBREAKERS , THE POWERCONNECTION , XENON , BOUNTY , JJ FLASH , MISFITS (BELGIUM) , NEBULUS CREW , IBB , POISON , DARKLIGHT , NO LIMITS , SPREADPOINT , ALIVE , NOMADS , OCTOS , BELGIAN BRAINS , TMA ,GOLDLEEK , THE 3 AMIGOS (HI ASSASSIN) , BEASTIE BOYS , RAZOR 1911 , AVALANCHE , FREE ACCESS , AVENGER , DDC , CBC/RSCA , FRAXION , JOY , TFR , RADWAR , THE POWERSLAVES , MANOWAR , EXTREME , BELGIAN IMPORT DIVISION , SUPREME , ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE , AMNESIA , THREAT , THE GIANTS , THE FIRESTARTERS , EQUILIZER , THE MAN IN BLACK , JOY DIVISION , ALCATRAZ , INXS , M. 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AGA , OVERLORD , PLAYBOYS , PLUTONIUM , PROJECT B , PHREAKING INT. , QUADRANT , R.A.F DISTRIBUTION , RATSA , RAVAGE TRADE , ROYZEK , SHINING 8 , SILICON LEAGUE , SLAVE , SLEDGE HAMMER , SOFTRUNNER CREW , STARDEM , SURRENDERS , THE BOSS TEAM , THE FORCE , THE LAST GENERATION , THE LEADERS , THE SOURCE , X PRESS , X RAY , ACCEPT , ALIBI , ALIENSOFT , AMPEX , A.S. A , AVIS , BCS , BEYOND FORCE , BLAZE , BODYBAGS , BRAINPOWER INC. , BREAKOUT , CALIFORNIAN BEACH BOYS , CAPTAIN DANCO , CODEX , C.P.U , CREATOR , CYBORG , DARKSTAR , D.D.D , D. E.S , DIGITAL DREAMS , DISTER , DISKNET , DR . ZOD & THE REVOLUTIONS , DREAMERS OF HELL , EAGLE SOFT INC. , ELECTRONIC ARTISTS , ELEMENTS OF CRIME , EVILS OF TOMORROW , EXORBT , FEDERATION OF FREE TRADERS , FLASH , GERMAN DYNAMITE , GERMAN FAST SPREADERS , GLOBE , HELLOWEEN , HISPEED , HGC , HORRORSOFT , HOT BLITTER , I.D.S , ICG , MACRO , MANWAR , MAXSOFT , M.A .S , MARIOS , MEGA BRAINS , METIN , MICRO MISSION , MIRACLE MAN & MACRON 1 , MIRAGE INT. , NONSTOP TEAM , NORTHERN LIGHTS , NOVA INT. , PANTHERS , POLAR BEAR , RASTAN , REINHOLD , ROBOT SESSION , R.POLET , RUN DMC , SHADOW SECTOR , SHARK , SHUT BERLIN , SIMON & SIMON INC. , SOFTBUSTERS , SOFTKILLERS , SPQR , STATIC , STRANGERS , TACS , TAR , TASS , THE BLACK SOUND , THE CODE CREW , THE COPY CREW , THE ENNEMIES , THE PISSER , THE RISING FORCE , THE SYBERIOD , THE UNTOUCHABLES , TMF , TMH , TTB , TWF , VOYAGERS , VANGUARD , WARTON , WARFALCONS , WEREWOLVES , WGHC , ZIGOR , Z.O.D. , ZOMBIE BOYS , JOY ! ! ! ! THAT WERE THE GREETS ! ! ! ! ITS THE LONGEST GREETINGS LIST EVER MADE ON THIS MACHINE. IT CONTAINS : FRIENDS , CONTACTS , LAMERS , SOFTWARE BUYERS (MANY) GROUPS WE MET AT PARTIES AND ALL OTHER TEAMS ON THE AMIGA ..... ...... ANOTHER COOL FREAK PASS YOUR SCENE WITH SOME SILLY TEXT . HIS NAME !!! NIKADEMUS !!! SO GO ON AND MAKE OUR DAY: WELL OK LET'S TYPE SOME CRAP . . HERE WE ARE AT A LITTLE MEETING AT KMN'S PLACE PLAYING SOME GAMES AND CHATTING A BIT.... OK I'LL HAVE TO MAKE SOME PLACE FOR A LITTLE ADVERTISEMENT AND A FEW MEGAFUCKINGS.... FIRST OF ALL THE AD.... THIS IS ONLY FOR BELGIAN DUDES WHO LIVE NEAR ANTWERP:.....DO YOU GUYS WANT FREE SOFTWARE?? WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE THAN YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE A LITTLE CALL . ...ATTENTION HERE FOLLOWS THE NUMBER.... ..... 03/313.07.43 WE ALSO SELL DISKS AND HARDWARE AT LOW PRICES CALL FOR ALL INFORMATION..... OK AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME GIGALOFUCKINGS........ FIRST OF ALL I'VE GOT TO SEND ONE TO MR . EDDIE HOREMANS, THE LEADER OF A COMPUTERCLUB CALLED 'CCCB ' HE'S THE TARGET OF A CAMPAIGN OF OUR COMPUTERCLUB ...... BUT THAT'S A LONG STORY THAT I'M GOING TO TELL BECAUSE THIS DUDE CALLED 'HEADHUNTER' WANTS TO BREAK THE WORLDRECORD OF THE LONGEST SCROLLER SO HERE IT FOLLOWS ........ .. ONCE UPON A TIME TWO GUYS FOUNDED A CLUB, THE CLUB WAS MENT TO SPREAD SOFTWARE AMONG 'BEGINNERS' AND TO MAKE SOME MONEY. SO THEY STARTED IT IN THE SUMMER AND JOINED A BIG CLUB WITH 5 DIVISIONS SPREAD OVER BELGIUM. AFTER A WHILE THE FUCKING LAMER (EDDIE) CAME BACK FROM SPAIN AND SAW THAT THE CLUB WASN'T DOING TOO BAD SO HE JOINED THE BOARD OF THE CLUB THE FOUNDERS (LUC AND TOM) ACCEPTED HIM WELL, THEY FOUND OUT THE CONSEQUENCES VERY SOON... AFTER A WHILE THIS EDDIE JUST TOOK OVER CONTROL AND FINALLY KICKED LUC OUT AND MADE TOM SECRETARY . .. AFTER THIS TOM BECAME HIS LOYAL DISCIPLE AND LUC WAS COMPLETELY CUT OFF FROM SOFTWARE SOURCES, THIS WENT ON FOR A WHILE AND LUC SENT A LETTER TO EDDIE, ASKING HIM TO LET HIM BACK INTO THE BOARD AFTER A WHILE HE GOT A LETTER BACK WITH ONLY ONE WORD :'NO!' SO LUC DECIDED TO FORM A NEW CLUB AND TO BREAK CCCB' S NECK BY TAKING AWAY ALL THEIR MEMBERS.... . SO HE ADVERTISED IN A FEW LOCAL PAPERS AND ONE DAY I SAW HIS AD AND I CALLED HIM IN THOSE DAYS I ALREADY WAS A MEMBER OF CCCB AND I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THIS FIGHT , SO LUC TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND I JOINED THE BOARD OF HIS CLUB. WELL WE STARTED GETTING MEMBERS AND ORGANISING MEETINGS AND WE BECAME WELL-KNOWN AMONGST ANTWERP-BEGINNERS AND WE GOT SOME MONEY SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.... . RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT ....EDDIE 'THE LAMER' GOT INTERESTED AND HE TRIED TO BREAK VCM (OUR CLUB) BY SPREADING SOME GOSSIP AMONGST THE MEMBERS OF OUR BOARD , SAYING THAT LUC STOLE 2000 BFR ( ABOUT 50 US DOLLARS , 100 DM) THAT'S OF COURSE NOT TRUE BUT SOME OF THESE LAMERS REALLY BELIEVE IT SO A FEW WEEKS AGO LUC WENT TO A MEETING OF CCCB IN OUR TOWN (THAT 'S WHERE EDDIE 'THE LAMER' IS THE BOSS) TO EXPLAIN WHY THERE WAS A FIGHT BETWEEN OUR TWO CLUBS BUT THIS EDDIE JUST FREAKED OUT AND PRACTICLY KICKED LUC OUT.. .. THE NEXT WEEK WE READ A SPECIAL ARTICLE IN CCCB 'S MAGAZINE, WHICH IS SPREAD OVER A 1000 PEOPLE THE TITLE:'RUMOURS, SPREAD BY A FEW PEASANTS SO CCCB WILL SOON KNOW WHAT THE CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH LAME BEHAVIOR ARE AND NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT 'VCM' IS GREAT AND CCCB SHOULD BE BUSTED BY THE COPS WELL I GUESS I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION SO I'LL START MY SPECIAL GREETZ.. ........FIRST OF ALL TO THOSE COOL DUDES HERE WHO ARE THROWING DISKS ALL OVER THIS PLACE THE DISK (BELONGS TO A LOCAL LAMER) IS THROWN OUT OF THE WINDOW RIGHT NOW SO I'LL CONTINUE THE GREETZ BEFORE WE CONTINUE THROWING ...... LIKE I SAID GREETZ TO THESE GUYS NAMED KILLERMAN AND HEADHUNTER... ........OH WAIT I THINK KMN WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING......HERE HE IS: YEAAAAH, HEADHUNTER JUST THREW THE DISK ON OUR RAINPIPE !! (BUT, SHIT I HAVEN'T GOT ANYMORE DISK FROM THE LAMER SO, OUT WITH THE FUN ! !! (HEADHUNTER CLIMBS OUT OF THE WINDOW TO RESCUE THE DISK!)... OHHHH SHIT HE FELL DOWN ! BUT HE GOT THE DISK , SO NOW I HAVE TO SCRAPE HIM FROM THE FLOOR !!! ... (SMALL HOUSE REPORT FROM KMN)... SURE NOW ON WITH THE GREETZ .... GREEZT TO: ADEPT/ ACCESSION ( HI MAN, PLEASE PUT THIS DEMO ON A NETPACK) ALSO TO GEIER /AOFCF( YO KLAUS) BELGIAN BRAINS, TYCOON/COSA NOSTRA , ZARK/TRIANGLE, PUNISHER /CULT , PREDATOR/TEAM X AND WILLOW/DIGITECH(WHEN' S YER NEXT TECHNOCRATIC TIMES RELEASED??? OK SORRY TO THE REST OF MY CONTACTS BUT I HAVEN'T GOT AN UPDATED LIST OF CONTACTS WITH ME ...... ............ SHIT THE DISK IS ON FIRE AND MAVERICK HAS RETURNED TO COLLECT HIS DISK... WHAT ARE WE GOING TO TELL HIM ??????.... HI MAV !... SEE THIS DISK ? NO?! ( WHY NOT?) BCOZ ITS STILL RED BURNING NOW, KMN THREW A BOTTLE OF COKE OVER THE DISK AND IT IS STILL SMOKING... SHIT, AGAIN HEADHUNTER FALLS OVER THE LATEST CRACK OF QUARTEX !!... (HOUSEREPORT 2! -KMN)... NEXT ACHIEVEMENT OF HEADHUNTER: HE DESTROYED KMN'S BOOKRACK ...... PERSONNAL REPORT OF HEADHUNTER: SORRY KMN BUT NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR BOOKRACK ON A DOGLINE O.K. ! IN FACT I DIDN 'T NOW THAT YOU HAD SUCH NICE PORNO MAGAZINES !! !!!!! WERE'S MAV , OUR SILLY LAMER ! O SHIT HE FELL IN THE TOILET WITH A LITTLE HELP OF US OFCOURSE . NOW WE HAVE TO FLUSH THE DISK TOO , SO THAT MAV CAN PLAY ROBOCOP (+++ ,BY THE BAND) SOMEWHERE IN DEEP TOILETSPACE !!! !!! MAV I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO STAY THERE FOREVER , FOR THE OTHER PEOPLE THERE OFCOURSE . KMN IS REPAIRING HIS BOOKRACK . HE HAS 5 MINUTES BEFORE HIS PARENTS ARRIVE HOME . KMN WANTS TO RELEASE A LITTLE COMPETITION FOR ALL FREAKS . SO KMN GO AHEAD : THE FREAK WHO SENDS SOME STICKERS TO ME (BUT HE HAS TO BE FAST!) GETS THE DISK OUT OF THE TOILET !!!.. . (100 PERCENT TRUE!) SEND THEM TO : KMN ALLERHEILIGENBERG 20 3290 DIEST (BELGIUM)...  BYE FROM ME !!..... WAIT , ONE MORE MEGAFUCKING FROM NIKADEMUS TO THE GOLDEN !P! , A LOCAL LAMER CRAWLING AROUND IN BELGIUM !!!!! !! THAT WAS ALL FROM NIKADEMUS ..... . HEADHUNTER HAS TO GO HOME SO WE STOP TYPING .. .. BYE HEADHUNTER AND MANY LUCK WITH YOUR LONG SCROLL. I LOVED TYPING IN IT AND WE HAD MUCH FUN HERE AT KMN PLACE DIDNT WE ??????? I HOPE YOU GO WITH ME TO THE BS1 PARTY AT THE 18TH OF NOVEMBER ......... . .....TODAY IT'S THE 31TH OF OCTOBER AND MY (HEADHUNTER) COMPUTER IS BROKE , BUT NO TEARS IT WILL BE FIXED THIS EVENING. ACTUALLY ITS NO 10 .17 AM AND WE ARE AT R.23 PLACE TO CONTINUE WITH THIS SCROLL . AS YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE THE LONGEST ONE EVER MADE . THE RECORD IS STILL IN THE HANDS OF THE LIGHT CIRCLE... ITS HARD TYPING WITH AL THOSE BEAUTIEFUL GIRLS HANGING IN YOUR NECK AND AT MANY OTHER PLACES (?????) . FUCK, THE CONDOMS ARE NOT VERY STRONG THESE DAYS THE GURU HAS BROKE ANOTHER ONE, ITS HIS FIFTH TODAY. I DONT LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND , ITS JUST AN ALIEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE MICHAELS (CLAXON ) CHIMP ... YOU KNOW HIM BUBBLES THE UGLY ONE !!!!!! ITS 10.20 AM AND R.23 IS STILL DRUNK , THATS NORMAL WHEN YOU HAD A HOUSE PARTY WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 2 DAYS AGO . .... WHAT DID YOU DRINK DRINK AT YOUR PARTY , MAN ????? TELL IT AT THOSE CREEPS OUT THERE. HERE IS R.23 TYPING. WELL HEADDY (HEADHUNTER) I DONT KNOW BUT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT BURNS YOUR MOUTH AND MAKES YOUR EARS STEAM ..... . HEY AMIGA EAGLE/BCS, THANKS FOR YOUR DISKS , SEND SOME OTHER ONES , I COLLECT THEM . HEY EDDIE DISKETTIE HOWS THE ARMY MAN ? HAVE YOU GOT SOME OTHER UNBELIEVABLE STORIES ? PS:ED IS THE ONLY FREAK WITH NO PORNO PROGRAMS . DONT BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE STARTS TALKING TO YOU, O .K. ? (THIS IS STILL THE HOUSEREPORT AT R .23 PLACE IN HERK) IN THE AFTERNOON WE WILL VISIT DOMINIQUE (ANOTHER MEMBER OF E&L BELGIUM IN HIS SOFTWARE SHOP )) ...... IF YOU WANNA BUY THE LATEST GIRLS AT LOW PRICES , THEN JUST SEND A LETTER TO:  R.23 STEVOORTWEG 45 3910 HERK DE STAD BELGIUM ......... .. AND NOW HEADHUNTER HAS TO GO TO THE LOCAL BARBER TO CUT HIS HAIR. P.S.: THAT BARBER LETS EVEREYONE COME AT THE SAME TIME,SO WE WILL NOT SEE HIM FOR AN HOUR OR 4 , BYE AND SEE YOU AT THE BUS STATION ....... .. FINALLY,HEADHUNTER IS GONE (AFTER SPOILING OUR TOILET WITH HIS SHIT!!!!) AND NOW ITS UP TO ME (R.23)..... .HEADHUNTERS BAG IS STILL STANDING THERE,IM SORRY GUY BUT I CANT HELP IT,I HAVE TO LOOK IN IT. ....OK...IM NOW OPENING IT ....I SEE SOME DISX.... ......I SEE MORE DISX.. ...I SEE A STUPID MAGAZINE CALLED ! IK, WIJ ! (IN ENGLISH ! ME,WE ! ) AND I SEE A PICTURE OF HIS MOTHER (OH NO,ITS HIS GIRLFRIEND (SORRY MATE))..... ......IM TAKING MY GUITAR AND PLAY SOME ROCK (I DO THIS EVERY MORNING BECAUSE I KNOW OUR NEIGHBOURS HATE THIS,SO I PLAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THING)......OH NO,THE GUY NEXT DOOR HAS A PROBLEM (I CONTINUE PLAYING (EVEN LOUDER)) WHAT IS HE SAYING (SCREAMING!!! ) I CANT HEAR HIM (AND I CONTINUE PLAYING UNTIL HE IS GOING!!!!) ITS NOW 11.18 AM.....IM HUNGRY.... ............ ............ ............ .....IM BACK,AND IM A SUICIDAL MANIAC........... NO GUYS,I HATE METAL AND I HATE NEW BEAT. ......IF YOU LIKE SONIC YOUTH OR DINOSAUR JR. OR BUFFALO TOM OR THE PIXIES OR BAD BRAINS OR URBAN DANCE SQUAD OR ....... ............ ..SEND ME A LETTER (R.23 STEVOORTWEG 45 3910 HERK DE STAD BELGIUM)OK,ITS 11.40 AM.....I QUIT.... ...SEE YA....... ......KISSES FROM R.23. ............ ............ ......... HERE IS HEADDY TYPING AGAIN . I AND R.23 ARE NOW IN DOMINIQUE HIS SOFTWARE SHOP (HE IS NOT THE BOSS,BUT HE IS THE SELLER AND MECHANICER . IN THIS SHOP THEY ALSO SELL ALL KIND OF COMPUTERS AND COMPUTER EQUIPMENT) I AM AT THE MOMENT TYPING THIS SHIT ON AN AMIGA 2000 AND R.23 IS SHOWING OUR LATEST STUFF ON AN AMIGA 500. THERE ARE ABOUT 30 PEOPLE HANGING AROUND HERE . NORMALLY PEOPLE MAY NOT COPY IN THIS SHOP , BECAUSE OF THE POLICE . SO DOMINIQUE SENDS ALL COPY FREAKS TO MY HOUSE. HE SENDS ABOUT 5 PEOPLE A DAY . I DONT COPY FOR FREE , THEY HAVE TO PAY 2 DM A DISK . ITS NOT MUCH , BUT NORMALLY I SELL 50 OR 60 DISX A DAY . THAT MEANS THAT I HAVE ABOUT 100 OR 120 DM A DAY !!! ! IF YOU THINK THAT I AM A RICH MAN YOU , YOUR RONG BECOZ I HAVE TO BUY FOR ABOUT 20 DM STAMPS A DAY !!!! HUH , YOUR RIGHT I STILL HAVE 80 OR 100 DM A DAY . I AM A VERY RICH GUY !!!!!!! LIKE I SAID NORMALLY PEOPLE MAY NOT COPY HERE , BUT WE SEE NO COPS SO WE START COPYING LIKE MAD DOGS ..... ....... ITS NOW 15.00 PM AND WE ALREADY HAVE COPIED 30 DISKS , SO WE ALREADY HAVE COLLECTED 60 DM. YOU MAY THINK THAT I CANT COPY THE SAME TIME THAT I TYPE THIS. YOUR RIGHT BUT I AM COPYING WITH ANOTHER A 500 THAT STANDS BETWEEN THE A 2000 AND THE A 500 ON WITCH R.23 IS COPYING. THERE ARE SOME LITTLE JUNKS ASKING AFTER ARKANOID !!!! ! I SAID THAT I HAD ARKANOID I,II,II ,IV...... THE LITTLE JUNKS ARE GETTING VERY CONFUSED AND STARTED TO CRY BECAUSE THEY ARE LAMERS. ...... DOMINIQUE IS TRYING TO REPAIR MY COMPUTER , MY MEMORY BLEW UP YESTERDAY . ITS ALREADY 17. 00 PM AND WE STOP COPYING BECOZ I (HEADDY) & R.23 ARE TIRED ! WE HAVE COPIED 100 DISKS TODAY , SO WE HAVE COLLECTED 200 DM FOR OUR BELGIAN SWAPPING CREW (4 FREAKS) . THAT MEANS 50 DM FOR EACH GUY . OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH A LOCAL LAMER CAME IN . HIS NAME: ! !! JOY DIVISION !!! HE HAS BOUGHT AN AMIGA 2000 LAST SATURDAY AND IT WONT WORK. SO DOMINIQUE HAS TO FIX IT . BY THE WAY MY COMPUTER IS FIXED AND I MUST PAY NOTHING BECOZ DOMINIQUE IS AN E&L MEMBER . ......... HEY DOMMY ( DOMINIQUE) , WE HAVE TO GO HOME NOW , MY DAD ARRIVED. SEE YOU THIS EVENING . STOP SCROLL . SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT TO SAVE IT ! ...... ......... HEY FREAKS HEADDY IS BACK ! I AM AT MY PLACE AND MY MOM TELLS ME THAT THERE HAVE BEEN MANY PHONECALLS FOR ME TODAY ! OFCOURSE IT WERE SOME BUYERS AND LAMERS . WAIT , THE PHONE STARTS RINGING ......... (AFTER 20 MINUTES) YOOOH HERE I AM AGAIN . THAT WAS A MEMBER OF BELGALIVE (???) CALLING ME FOR ASKING IF HIS SONG IS ALREADY MADE . HE PHONED ME THIS MORNING IF WE COULDNT MAKE A SONG FOR HIS ! BATMAN DEMO ! . I PROMISED HIM THAT IT WOULD BE MADE IN THE EVENING . ONE OF OUR MUSICIANS MADE ON IN 5 OURS (IT HAS 18 PATTERNS AND THE LENGHT IS 304118 K) . DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NAME IS FROM OUR FRIEND OF BELGALIVE ? NO , ITS MAVERICK . YES , THE GUY THAT WE FLUSHED AT KMN S PLACE . SO MAV , HAS TO PAY OUR MUSICIAN (THE GURU) 20 DM FOR HIS SONG . OFCOURSE I GET 10 DM FOR OUR ! TEAM BANK ! . WITH THAT MONEY WE BUY: E&L T SHIRTS & STICKERS FOR OUR MEMBERS AND WE HIRE A ROOM FOR OUR COPY PARTY ........ SHIT , SOMEONES RINGING AT THE DOOR , ITS DOMINIQUE SO I HAVE TO QUIT TYPING TODAY BECOZ HE COMES COPYING THE LATEST STUFF LIKE: CHASE HQ , HARD DRIVIN , MOONWALKER , SPACE ACE & OTHER NEW CRAP ! IF YOU DIDNT NOW IT, WE WILL SOON START CRACKING . ITS NOT DIFFICULT TO BE FAST BECOZ DOMMY HAS ALL THE LATEST STUFF FROM THE SOFTWARE HOUSES (HE WORKS IN A WELL KNOWN SOFTWARESHOP , YOU ALREADY READ THAT BEFORE , DIDNT YOU) . NOW I HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR BECOZ DOMMY HAS ALREADY RUNG 3 TIMES ......... ........ THE DAY: THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER , THE PLACE: HEADDYS HOUSE (THE BELGIAN HQ) , THE DATE: 09.33 AM . TODAY I GONNA TELL YOU HOW E&L BELGIUM IS BORN: WELL WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE YEAR 1985 . IN THAT YEAR , I (HEADHUNTER) BOUGHT MY FIRST COMPUTER, A C64 . IT WAS DIFFICULT TO GET GAMES THOSE DAYS , BUT AFTER A WHILE I MET SOME OTHER COOL GUYS AND WE MADE A TEAM , THE NAME: THE RULERS. BUT WE COULDNT WORK IN PEACE IN THAT TEAM,SO AFTER A YEAR WE BROKE UP. THEN MY COUSIN (R.23) BOUGHT A C64 (FIRST HE HAD A VIC 20) AND WE MET A GUY WITH MANY STUFF , HIS NAME:ED DISKET. SOME FRIENDS OF ME BOUGHT ALSO A COMPUTER , THEY ALL BOUGHT A C128 (A MACHINE EVEN LAMER THEN A C64 ). ONE OF THOSE FREAKS WAS OUR DEAR MUSUCIAN: THE GURU , THE OTHERS WERE: BAD IMAGE & TERMINATOR, TOGETHER (TERMINATOR , BAD IMAGE & CEDRIC (THE GURU)) THEY FORMED A TEAM CALLED THE U.S.S. A CREW. I WAS THOSE DAYS A MEMBER OF PROFILE ( A LOCAL HERO TEAM) . WE CAME TOGHETER EVERY WEEK AT A COMPUTER MEETING IN DIEST . THERE I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME AN AMIGA. MY COUSIN (R.23) WAS THE ONE WHO MADE THE GREAT STEP TO BUY AN AMIGA ( ED DISKET HAD ALREADY BOUGHT ONE AND MY COUSIN CAME MANY TIMES AT HIS PLACE, SO HE THOUGHT THAT IT WAS THE BEST DISICION TO BUY AN AMIGA). AFTER SELLING MY COMPUTER I BOUGHT AN AMIGA SOMEWHERE IN APRIL OF 1988. I AND MY COUSIN HAD NO COOL STUFF, SO WE HAD TO BUY IT FROM A GUY (THE AMIGARUNNER) HE ASKED 2 DM A DISK AND WE WERE POOR GUYS THOSE DAYS. BUT NO TEARS , WE WENT EVERY SUNDAY TO THE MEETING IN DIEST AND COPIED SOME STUFF. AFTER A WHILE I MET SOME GUYS WHO ARE NOW MY BEST FRIENDS ON AMIGA. THEY ARE: MAVERICK & SPRINGBOK OF BELGALIVE AND KILLERMAN OF GATE. THOSE DAYS BELGALIVE WAS : GERT (A BIG FAT LAMER) , NICO (KILLERMAN ) AND SPRINGBOK (ALSO A GUY CALLED NICO). MAVERICK WASNT A MEMBER OF BELGALIVE AT THAT TIME. I AND MY COUSIN STARTED A TEAM CALLED THE U.S.S. A CREW (THE SAME NAME AS OUR FRIENDS ON THE C64 ). MY NAME WAS ! THE SHIT ! AND MY COUSINS NAME WAS ! KU KLUX JAN ! . WE WERE VERY BIG LAMERS AND CHANGED COMPACTS AND OTHER CRAP. THEN CEDRIC (THE GURU) BOUGHT AN AMIGA AND HE CAME IN OUR TEAM BECAUSE HE MADE FINE GRAPHICS. HIS NAME IN THE TEAM WAS M .A.A.D . KU KLUX JAN & M .A.A.D WERE NO GOOD FRIENDS SO WE BROKE UP . AFTER THE CRUSH TWO TEAMS WERE BORN: SMH (SO MUCH HATE) & FRONT 242 .... . I AND M.A.A.D WERE THE MEMBERS OF SMH AND KU KLUX JAN (STILL MY COUSIN) CHANGED HIS NAME INTO R.23 , HE WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF FRONT 242. THEN I MET DOMINIQUE (THE GUY OF THE SOFTWARESHOP) AND WE STARTED TO GET GOOD FRIENDS . M.A.A.D INTRODUCED ME TO A GUY CALLED KAREL ( A WEIRD NAME ISNT IT ?) A VERY GOOD GRAFICIAN . SO WE HAD A NEW MEMBER IN SMH . WE GAVE HIM A NAME: SKYWALKER . WE WERE THEN SOMEWHERE IN MAY 1989 AND WE WERE EVEN CLOSER FRIENDS WITH BELGALIVE ( MAVERICK WAS THEN ALSO A MEMBER OF THAT TEAM). SPRINGBOK MADE A DEMO FOR US AND WE WERE VERY HAPPY WITH IT (SO HAPPY THAT WE DIDNT USE IT). THEN WE CHANGED OUR NAME AGAIN AS TSI (THE SOFTKILLERS INTERNATIONNAL) , AND WE WERE 5 MEMBERS . I (HEADHUNTER) , M .A.A.D , THE SOFTKILLER , MEGALINE ( MEGALAMER) AND SKYWALKER. R.23 HAD 4 CONTACTS : DUECO ENT. , FREE ACCESS , H.C.C AND POWERS OF PAIN. I HAD NOW GOOD CONTACTS , THEY WERE ALL LAME. IN AUGUST 1989 I , KILLERMAN (HE LEFT BELGALIVE AND WAS A MEMBER OF GATE) AND SPRINGBOK WENT TO A PARTY IN TILBURG (JOY TFR TEAM X). THERE I MET THE GUYS OF E&L SOFTWARE TEAM ( A GERMAN TEAM). WE TALKED A WHILE AND WE DECIDED TO START SWAPPING. IN A LETTER THEY WROTE THAT THEY WERE SEARCHING FOR MEMBERS TO JOIN THEIR TEAM. SO I LEFT TSI AND JOINED E&L AT 09.09.89 AT THE TRISTAR PARTY IN VENLO (HOLLAND). SOME DAYS LATER SKYWALKER & M.A.A.D JOINED E& L. M.A.A.D CHANGED HIS NAME INTO THE GURU (I MADE HIM DO THAT) . WE WERE NOW 3 MEMBERS IN BELGIUM . R.23 WAS OUT OF BUSINESS SINCE AUGUST AND WE ASKED HIM TO JOIN E& L. HE ACCEPTED OUR INVITATION AND WE WERE 4 MEMBERS. THEN I SPOKE WITH SOME GUYS OF THE LIGHTSHIP IF THEY WERENT INTERESTED TO BE A PART OF OUR GREAT CREW . THEY WERE INTERESTED SO THEY JOINED US AT 21.10.89 , THE E&L CREW WAS ALMOST COMPLETE AND WE WERE A POWERFUL TEAM. ONLY DOMINIQUE WASNT A MEMBER OF E&L THAT TIME,BUT WHEN I SAID THAT I HAD SOME NEW DEMOS (HE IS A DEMO FREAK) HE JOINED US IMIDIATLY . SO E&L HAD A SOFTWARE,HARDWARE,ORIGINALS & MAGAZINES SUPPLIER !!!!!! THIS IS THE LATEST MEMBERS UPDATE , BUT WE HAVE SPOKEN WITH SOME CODERS ( EX CUADRAM MEMBERS) FOR JOINING US. THIS WILL BE SOON HAPPEN. SO NOW I HAVE TOLD YOU THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF E&L BELGIUM. THE REST IS SIMPLE: I WROTE IN MY LETTER TO MY DANISH FRIENDS IF THEY WOULDNT START E &L DENMARK. THEY WERE INTERESTED, SO E&L DENMARK WAS BORN AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. THEN MY AMERICAN FRIENDS TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE GOING TO QUIT THERE TEAM . ... GRAVEYARD .... BECAUSE THEY WERENT FAMOUS ENOUGH , SO I SAID THAT THEY COULD E&L USA (THEY WERE VERY HAPPY WITH THAT). IN ONE OF MY LETTERS TO BRX CREW I WROTE THAT I WAS LOOKING TO START E&L SWEDEN . BRX CREW WAS BEEN VERY QUIT SINCE APRIL 89 AND FOR MOST FREAKS THEY WERE DEAD. BUT THE POWER WAS STILL IN THEIR BODYS, SO THEY STARTED E &L SWEDEN ....... SOON THERE WILL BE (NORMALLY) A DIVISION IN AUSTRIA , SPAIN , NORWAY , HOLLAND & FINLAND !!!!!!! !! TODAY ITS THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER , I COULDNT WRITE SINCE 9 DAYS BECAUSE MY COMPUTER WAS BROKE . BUT I AM READY TO MAKE THIS SCREEN UNSAFE AGAIN. THIS WEEK THE SWAPPING WAS VERY GOOD , THERE HAVE ABOUT 64 DISKS ARRIVED AND I (HEADDY) HAVE GOT 6 NEW CONTACTS (THAT MEANS I HAVE 49 GOOD CONTACTS AT THIS MOMENT , ALL TOGHETER E& L BELGIUM HAS 134 GOOD SWAPCONTACTS SPREAD OVER 4 PEOPLE). R.23 HAS ALSO GOT NEW CONTACTS (5 GOOD ONES ). SO WE GOT MANY NEW STUFF, BUT THERE WASNT MUCH GOOD STUFF (THE NEW DEMOS ARE GREAT, AND THE NEW ANIMATE DEMO IS VERY COOL). ABOUT SELLING STUFF I HAVE COLLECTED NOT MUCH , AS YOU KNOW MY AMIGA WAS BROKE . BUT I HAVE SELLED FOR 60 DM AT 3 DAYS . HOW DID I THAT WITHOUT A COMPUTER YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF ? WELL,I LEND MY DISKS TO THE BUYERS OR THEY HAD TO BRING THERE KEYBORD TO MY PLACE. BEFORE I AM GONNA TELL MORE SHIT I MUST WARN YOU : GATE BELGIUM IS MAKING A VIRUS (WITH THE HELP OF THE BAND) SO WATCH OUT. I HAVE HEARD THAT THEY WILL CALL IT .. .... SHIT I FORGOT ..... . BUT I WARNED YOU , SO BE AWARE YOU FREAKS ! HERE WE GO WITH MORE CRAP ! SOME OTHER MEMBERS HAVE COME IN SO WE ARE GONNA START A LITTLE INTERNAL MEETING HERE AT MY PLACE . MORE MEMBERS ARE COMING IN , I THINK THE TEAM IS COMPLETE . YES !!!!! O. K. , LETS HAVE FUN . ITS 20.01 PM AND WE ARE LOOKING TO THE LATEST FILM THAT MATTHEW STAR HAS BROUGHT WITH HIM. ITS CALLED GHOSTBUSTERS II IT HAS DANISH SUBSCRIPTIONS BECAUSE ITS SENDED BY ONE OF HIS DANISH CONTACTS. AT THE SAME TIME WE ARE LOOKING TO THE BIG MOUNTAIN OF DISKS THAT ARRIVED TO ALL OF US THIS WEEK !!!! FOR ABOUT 140 DISKS (FROM THE 4 SWAPPERS TOGETHER). OFCOURSE WE HAVE GOT MANY TIMES THE SAME GAMES,LIKE CRITICAL CIRCUIT , INDY III ADV. , MOONWALKER , RAINBOW ISLANDS , DOGS OF WAR , TERRYS ADVENTURE ...... BUT WE CANT COMPLAIN BECAUSE THATS ALL NORMAL . WE ARE HUNGRY , SO WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SOME PATATTEN IN FRITVET MET HAMBURGERS EN MAYONAISE EN KETCHUP MET SALADE ...... THESE WORDS YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE IN BELGIUM AND YOU ARE HUNGRY , SO YOU GO TO A FRITUUR AND YOU SAY FOR EXAMPLE: TWEE GROTE FRITTEN MET MAYONAISE EN NE HAMBURGER , BEGREPEN (UNDERSTAND) ? WHEN YOU ARE TIRSTY YOU AKS FOR: EEN BLIKSKE COLA . WHEN THE THE PERSON OF THE FRITUUR SAYS: WE HEBBEN GENE COLA NEMEER THEN YOU MUST ASK FOR KRAANTJESWATER OR WCDOORSPOELREINIGINGSWATER ???????? ??? SO YOU BETTER DO NOT COME TO BELGIUM ! IN HOLLAND THEY TALK DIFFERENT , THERE THEY SAY: IJN FRIT MET MAAR IK MOET HET WEL SNEL HEBBEN . SO BE AWARE AND BRING YOUR OWN FOOD WHEN YOU VISIT BELGIUM OR HOLLAND. AFTER THIS LESSON IN DUTCH , WE ARE GOING BACK TO REALITY OOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHIIIIIIIEEEEEEE O.K. WE ARE NOW EATING SOME AND DRINKING (COKE) AND WATCHING THIS (COOL ) MOVIE. I AINT GONNA TYPE FOR SOME HOURS BECAUSE SKYWALKER WANTS TO PAINT ON HIS NEW E&L LOGO. MY GIRLFRIEND CAME IN AND WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SOME FUN DOWNSTAIRS . YOOOOOOHOOOOOOO . HEY WERE BACK. ITS NOW 23.55 PM AND WE HAVE DECIDED TO GO TO THE BAMIGA SECTOR 1 PARTY IN DEN BOSH. IF WE FIND TRANSPORT ??? ????? I AM TIRED AFTER THIS GREAT EVENING OF PLEASURE , SO I WILL STOP TYPING TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY . SHIT THATS ONLY 2 MINUTES !!!!!! !!. SEE YOU SOMEWHERE TOMORROW. WE FOUND TRANSPORT , SO HERE WE ARE AT THE BS1 PARTY. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE COOL,BUT THE GIANT VIDEOSCREENS AREN' T GIANT AND THIS PLACE IS COOL IN THE MEANING OF COLD !!!!! THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE HERE , 40 % WINNERS & 60% LAMERS BUT WITH THESE LAMERS WE CAN SPREAD OUR PRODUCTS EVEN FASTER THEN LIGHT !!!!! SO THANK YOU LAMERS TO COME TO THIS (COOL) PARTY ! ! ! THANKS MUST GO TO PETER FOR THE TRANSPORT. NOW THE ELEMINATOR WILL WRITE SOME LINES OF TEXT : YOOH, GUYS ! THIS IS THE ELEMINATOR OF THE E&L HQ IN GERMANY ! I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOW TO TELL YOU LOTS OF BULLSHIT BUT...WELL,I MUST SAY THAT IT'S REALLY FUCKING COLD AT THIS PLACE ! AND I DON'T THINK THAT THIS WILL CHANGE ! .......... EH, GUY ! STILL READING THIS SHIT ? YES ? OH,YOU 'RE SO STUPID ! YOU HANG BEHIND YOUR MACHINE AND YOU 'RE LOOKING AT THE LONGEST SCROLLTEXT EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GREAT COMPUTER ! (MAYBE IT'S THE LONGEST SCROLLY IN THE HISTORY OF ALL COMPUTERS??).. .WE DON'T KNOW IT BUT I'M SURE THAT THIS INTRO IS COOL ! JUST IN THIS MOMENT THERE WAS A GIRL HERE (LUCIFER MEANS THAT SHE'S NOT OLDER THAN 22 YEARS OLD) AND SHE COLLECTED ALL THE TRASH ! SHE WANTED A LITTLE FUCK BUT I HAD NO TIME NOW. ...OH,I'M STARTING WITH SHIT- TALKING NOW...I KNOW THAT I HAVE TO STOP WRITING NOW BECAUSE THIS SCROLLTEXT SHOULD BE CLEAN !!! O .K.? NOW HEADHUNTER WILL SMASH YOUR EYES AGAIN WITH SOME LINES OF TEXT ! BYE FROM THE ELEMINATOR/E& L HQ GERMANY...... ??? ???????? WHATS HAPPENING AT THE EXIT ???? SHIT THE COPS ARRIVED, SO I WILL BETTER STOP WRITING ! ! ! ! HI FREAKS ITS ME HEADHUNTER . I AM BACK AT MY PLACE NOW. THOSE STUPED COPS BUSTED THE PARTY 5 HOURS AGO . HERE FOLLOWS THE WHOLE STORY. 7 AM , I LEAVE MY HOME AND MY DAD DRIVES MY TO MECHELEN. ROUND 9 O'CLOCK WE ARRIVE INMECHELEN.SOME FRIENDS OF ME TOOK ME UP AT THE STATION AND WE STARTED DRIVING TO NISTELRODE.IT WAS 10.30 AM WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE PARTY PLACE. WE STARTED LOOKING AFTER AMIGA FREAKS.AT THE PARKING WE MET OUR FRIEND STEFAN OF FUTURE MIRROR.TOGETHER WITH HIM WE WENT TO THE BIG SPORTHALL WERE THE PARTY TOOK PLACE. AT THAT MOMENT THERE WERE ABOUT 250 PEOPLE INSIDE.WE SAW SOME COOL FREAKS LIKE BOUNTY ,ARCANE,TRILOGY,SILENTS.... AND I SAW A T-SHIRT OF E&L . IT WAS KEIL , ONE OF THE GERMAN E&L FRWAKS.I WENT TO HIM AND WE STARTED TALKING.IN THIS HALL IT WAS VERY COLD, SO I STARTED WALKING AROUND FOR SEARCHING SOME OF MY CONTACTS. I FOUND VISION,SILENTS,SUBSOFTWARE, GIANTS,BELGIAN BRAINS,TRILOGY AND LOTS OF OTHER FREAKS I KNOW. I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD FOR COPYING SO I SEARCHED ALL THE NEW STUFF AND LET THE DRIVER AND HIS FRIEND COPYING FOR ME.AFTER A WHILE I MET OMIKRON OF REBELS BELGIUM. I STARTED TALKING AND WE MADE SOME FUN. ROUND 2 O'CLOCK THERE WERE ABOUT 450 PEOPLE INSIDE THIS COOL (A LITTLE BIT WARMER BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE) HALL, IT WAS GOING TO BE THE COOLEST EVENT OF THE YEAR. I ALSO HAD MET AT THE PARTY ABYSS,VISION,AMIGA INDUSTRIES,G.O.D,BS1 (OFCOURSE) . THERE WERE ALSO SOME GUYS SPREADING INVITATIONS OF UPCOMING PARTYS LIKE : VISION,DDC,AVENGER PARTY - JUNGLE COMMAND PARTY - POWERSLAVES,POWERCONNECTION,THE WEB INC. PARTY !!! !!! I SAW A MEMBER OF ALPHA FLIGHT AND ASKED HIM WHEN THE NEW CRACKER JOURNAL WOULD BE RELEASED.HE TOLD ME THAT IT WOULD BE RELEASED AT MIDNIGHT. THERE WERE ALSO SOME NEW DEMOS RELEASED BY THE ASSASSINS , FUTURE LIGHT , DIGILOGIC , REBELS AND SOME OTHER GROUPS. IT WAS ROUND 5 O 'CLOCK.I WAS WRITING IN THIS SCROLLY WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON AT THE EXIT.THEY SCREAMED THAT THE POLICE WAS ARRIVED.EVERYONE STARTED PACKING,IN THIS HURRY PEOPLE WERE BEEN STOLEN OF THERE HARDWARE (A BELGIAN BRAIN MEMBER HIS COMPUTER AND HIS 2 DRIVES WERE BEEN STOLEN).IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES EVERYONE HAD PACKED HIS THINGS AND THE WHOLE PLACE WAS A CHAOS. THE EXIT WAS BLOCKED SO NOBODY COULD LEAVE THE HALL.IT WAS INTERPOL WHO BUSTED THE PARTY,FRENCH COPS WERE SEARCHING FOR FRENCH GUYS WHO HAD STOLEN A TITUS GAME CALLED KNIGHT FORCE (IMPORTED BY PIRANHAS) BUT THEY COULDN' T FIND THEM SO THEY SAID THAT ALL BELGIAN AND FRENCH FREAKS HAD TO STAY IN,ALL OTHER FREAKS COULDT LEAVE.I AND SOME OTHER E&L MEMBERS FOUND ANOTHER EXIT , IT WAS BLOCKED SO WE STARTED PUSHING.THE DOOR OPENED AND ABOUT A HUNDRED PEOPLE COULD LEAVE TRUE THIS DOOR.ALSO FRENCH AND BELGIAN GUYS. PHOOOH I WAS OUT. THE POLICE COULDN' T FIND THE GAME SO THEY COLLECTED EVERY DISK THAT WAS INSIDE THE HALL THAT MOMENT.THERE WERE ABOUT 300 PEOPLE STILL INSIDE . THE COP FIRST DIDN'T LET ME IN,BUT I TOLD HIM THAT I LOST MY DRIVE AND THAT I WOULD SEARCH FOR IT HE LET ME IN. INSIDE PEOPLE WERE FORMATTING THERE DISKS,TROWING THERE DISK AWAY,LEAVING THERE DISKS BEHIND ,HIDING THERE DISKS IN MONITORS,ETC. TWO OF OUR GERMAN MEMBERS WERE STILL INSIDE AND THEY HAD TO LEAVE THERE DISKS BEHIND.I STARTED TALKING WITH SOME GUYS OF TRILOGY AND THE SILENTS.THEY TOLD ME THAT THEY WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT THERE DISKS.THE GUYS OF VISION HAD THE SAME OPINION. THERE WERE SOME BS1 MEMBERS ACTING LIKE THEY WERE MEMBERS OF OTHER TEAMS.WHEN I STOOD OUTSIDE THE HALL I SAW A CAR CROSSING OVER THE FIELDS WITH A POLICE CAR AFTER HIM.I AND THE GERMAN MEMBERS DECIDED TO LEAVE ,THEY WOULD DRIVE ME HOME,THANKS MATES !!!! WHEN I ARRIVED HOME I STARTED SPREADING THE NEWS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO COULDN' T BE THERE. SO THIS WAS MY PARTY STORY,I THINK THAT THERE ARE MANY TO FOLLOW... IT' S NOW 01.14 AM AND I AM GOING TO STOP TYPING,BECAUSE I AM TIRED AFTER THIS PARTY DISASTER.SEE YOU WHEN I AM GOING TO RESTART TYPING !!!! !! TODAY ITS 19 DECEMBER,ONE DAY AFTER THE BS1 PARTY.I AM JUST LOOKING AT THE STUFF THAT I HAVE BROUGHT WITH ME.I FOUND BATTLE SQUADRON +++, POWERDRIFT,SHAOLIN CHAMBERS,STUNT CAR RACING,SUPER WONDERBOY + ++,IT CAME FROM THE DESERT,LARRY II, MANIAC MANSHION,DOGS OF WAR +++,LOTS OF MUSIC & DEMO DISKS ETC. ALL TOGHETER I (MY COPY -SLAVES) COPIED 80 DISKS WITH NEW AND HOT STUFF. SINCE THE BS1 PARTY WE HAVE 2 NEW MEMBERS: ANTHONY & BLUE ANGEL. KMN OF GATE IS ALSO HERE AT MY PLACE AT THIS MOMENT.HE SAID RO ME THAT HE IS GOING TO STOP WITH THE AMIGA BUSINESS.THAT'S A PITTY .BUT HE ALSO SAID THAT I WILL GET HIS CONTACTS , THAT'S BETTER NEWS !!!!! AFTER A WHILE TALKING I DECIDED TO ORGANIZE A PARTY.IT HAD TO TAKE PLACE THIS YEAR BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A NEW LAW THAT MAKES COPYING ILLEGAL FROM 1 JANUARY 1990 ON.SO KMN DON 'T SELL YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE 1990. TODAY ITS THE 25TH OF NOVEMBER AND WE HAVE A LITTLE PARTY HERE AT MY ( HEADHUNTER) PLACE.THERE ARE 4 PEOPLE: I (HEADHUNTER ),ANTHONY,R.23,PEGAZE (BELGIAN BRAINS ) THE PARTY INVITATIONS ARE READY.WE WILL ORGANIZE THE PARTY TOGETHER WITH BELGIAN BRAINS ON THE 23 OF DECEMBER.ON THE PARTY WE HAVE MANY FEATURES LIKE A GIANT VIDEO-SCREEN, A DJ,LOTS OF COMPITITIONS WITH COOL PRICES ETC. WE HOPE THERE WILL BE MANY PEOPLE,BECAUSE WE WANT OUR PARTY TO BE THE BEST EVER HELD IN BELGIUM. WE STARTED TO SPREAD INVITATIONS TO EVERY GROUP IN THE SCENE. WE PLACED AN ARTICAL IN CRACKER JOURNAL AND IN TECHNOCRATIC NEWS.WE WENT TO LAMER PARTIES BECAUSE LAMERS MEANS MANY PEOPLE,AND THAT MEANS MUCH MONEY.BUT IF THERE ARE TO MANY LAMERS WE HAVE TO KICK THEM OUT,BECAUSE COOL PEOPLE MAY NOT THINK THAT BELGIUM IS FULL OF LAMERS AND LOOSERS.SHIT THAT'S TRUE ,THERE ARE NOT MUCH COOL GROUPS IN BELGIUM.THE BEST ONES ARE: REBELS,ATOMIX,BS1,PARANOIMIA,SUBSOFTWARE ,VISION FACTORY,BELGIAN BRAINS,THE DREAM MASTERS,E &L BELGIUM,ABYSS,MAGNUM FORCE,THE GIANTS, FREE ACCESS. THE REST ARE LAMERS,IF I FORGOT A COOL GROUP DON'T BE ANGRY AND WRITE US A COOL LETTER. ANOTHER DAY , MORE LINES OF TEXT IN THIS SCROLLY .TODAY IT'S THE 1ST OF DECEMBER AND THAT MEANS THAT OUR PARTY WILL TAKE PLACE IN 3 WEEKS. BUT FIRST WE HAVE FUCKING EXAMS.I DON'T KNOW WHAT WRITING SO I AM GONNA TELL YOU WHAT STUFF I RECEIVED THIS WEEK .I RECEIVED GHOSTBUSTERS II,OUTRUN TURBO,GRAVITY FORCE II ,A NEW ATOMIX INTRO,A NEW IKS MUSIC DISK, SOME NEW UTILITIES AND LOTS OF OTHERS. WHAT ABOUT SOME TALK ABOUT THE LAMERS IN BELGIUM ????? YES ? O.K. , LETS START WITH THE TOP 5: 1) POISON , 2) BELGA LIVE , 3) AVIREX , 4) PUSSY , 5) FLOPPYS. BELGIUM IS FAMOUS FOR HIS BIG CHOISE OF LAMERS. YOU HAVE BIG LAMERS, FAT LAMERS,TALL LAMERS,UGLY LAMERS (HI MEGALINE) ,STUPID LAMERS ETC. THE WORST OF ALL ARE THE GUYS WHO STEAL PRODUCTS OF OTHER (LAME) GROUPS. FOR EXAMPLE POISON (WHO ELSE !!!!!).WE OF E&L BELGIUM THINK THAT LAMERS ARE VERY IMPORTANT IN THE COMPUTER SCREEN,BECAUSE THEY SPREAD AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT .BUT TO MUCH LAMERS IS BAD FOR THE SCENE.THERE ARE ALSO THE LAMERS-BUYERS.THAT ARE THE GUYS WHO SAY THAT THEY ARE THE BEST IN BUSINESS (I DON' T MEAN YOU QUARTEX),BUT THEY BUY STUFF AND THEN SPREAD THEMWITH THEIR NAME ON IT.WHAT CAN WE DO WITH THOSE LAMERS ???? WE CAN DUMP THEM IN THE OCEAN,WE CAN DROP THEM IN THE MINES,WE CAN TROW WITH THEM ETC. HOW CAN YOU BE A LAMER. JUST BE UGLY,FAT,STUPID BUY A COMPUTER,BUY STUFF,SAY THAT YOU ARE THE BEST AND STEEL PRODUCTS OF OTHER GROUPS. FOR ENDING WITH THIS STORY OVER LAMERS WE OF E&L WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO ALL BELGIAN LAMERS AND LOOSERS OUT THERE: HEY VUILEVETTEHONDELULLEN GA JEZELF EFFE DOORSPOELEN WIL JE ! !!!!! NOW SOMETHING ELSE TO TALK OVER. THE SOFTWARE-COPS. THAT'S THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN THE AMIGASCEEN.YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID WHEN YOU SPREAD PERSONNAL ADRESSES.FROM 1 JANUARY 1990 ON THERE WILL BE A NEW LAW IN BELGIUM THAT MAKES COPYING ILLEGAL.IT WILL BE THE SAME LAW AS IN GERMANY. SHIIIIIIT NO MORE COPY-PARTIES OR SWAPPING IN PEACE. IN HOLLAND THERE WILL ALSO BE A NEW LAW SOON,BUT I HOPE NOT TO SOON BECAUSE HOLLAND IS THE COUNTRY OF THE PARTIES.I AM NOT SO CRAZY TO GO TO A PARTY SOMEWHERE IN DENMARK OR EVEN FARTHER. DENMARK , SWEDEN AND THE REST OF THE COLD COUNTRIES ROUND THE POLE CIRCLE WILL BE THE ONLY COUNTRIES WERE FREAKS CAN COPY WITHOUT A VISIT OF THE POLICE.OUR PARTY WILL BE THE LAST IN BELGIUM WITHOUT A VISIT.BUT IF THE GUYS OF INTERPOL WILL BRING A VISIT THEY WILL HAVE PROBLEMS WITH GETTING IN THE PARTY-PLACE. THERE IS A BIG DOOR WHICH WILL BE CLOSED.FREAKS WHO COME TO THE PARTY HAVE TO RING AT THE DOOR AND IT WILL BE OPENED IF IT'S NOT A COP WITH A STUPID FACE WHO'S STANDING OUTSIDE. WE HAVE PEOPLE OUTSIDE WHO LOOK OUT FOR COPS.WHEN THEY SEE SOME,THEY PHONE TO THE PARTY-PLACE AND ALL DOORS WILL BE CLOSED,SO THAT NOBODY CAN GET IN. OR THEY HAVE TO HIT THE DOOR OPEN.WHEN THEY OPEN THE FIRST DOOR THERE ARE 5 TO FOLLOW.THE FREAKS INSIDE CAN LEAVE THE PLACE TRUE AN EMERGENCY-EXIT WHICH ENDS AT A PARKING ON THE BACKSIDE OF THE PARTY-BUILDING. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE PARTY-BUILDING IS VERY BIG SO THAT PEOPLE CAN HIDE THERE EQUIPMENT AT SAFE PLACES. BUT IF WE GET A VISIT OF THE COPS THAT WILL BE NO PROBLEM,BECAUSE MY DAD KNOWS THE OFFICER OF THE POLICE IN THE TOWN WERE THE PARTY TAKES PLACE. SO NO PROBLEMS WITH THOSE COPS. I WANNA END THIS STORY ALSO WITH AN ADVICE OF OUR CREW: HEY YOU FREAKS STOP SPREADING PERSONNAL ADRESSES, STOP SELLING SOFTWARE,HIRE A P.O. BOX IN YOUR TOWN. SO JUST FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU'LL HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THE COPS.FOR THE LATEST UPDATE OF ACTION GOING ON IN THE BELGIAN SCENE WRITE US A LETTER. IT'S NOW 2 O'CLOCK AND I AM GONNA WRITE ON TILL WE HAVE 60 KB OF TEXT,THAT MEANS STILL 60 LINES OF TEXT.BUT THAT'S NO PROBLEM FOR HEADDY THE BEST SCROLL-TYPER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND .WHAT SHALL I TYPE NOW ???? MAYBE SOME SPECIAL GREETS. O.K. LET'S START THE ACTION. SPECIAL HELLO TO MATRIX/ATOMIX. I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD JOIN US ???? - OMIKRON/REBELS . NICE MUSIC IN YOUR LAST DEMO. - SHOCK/VISION . HOW ABOUT SENDING MY DISKS BACK ??? - KRUEGER /E&L DENMARK. SEARCH MORE MEMBERS. - MATRIX /E&L DENMARK. NICE SONGS YOU'VE MADE . - ELEMINATOR/E&L GERMANY. WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE THE COCKTAIL DEMO ???? - CARL/H .C.C. WHEN WILL YOU RELEASE A NEW J .M. JARRE DISK ????? - C .A.R/POWERS OF PAIN. NICE SWAPPING WITH YOU. - CREATOR/D.MOB. SEND THE INTERVIEW FAST - HAWK/SPHINX. SEND NEWER NEXT TIME - TRON /E&L SWEDEN. WHEN WILL YOUR DEMO BE READY ????? - BOYWONDER/E&L USA . HOW'S LIVE THERE IN FLORIDA ???? - MIGUEL/ANIMATE. I LIKE THE ANIMATE PRODUCTS. - GRYZOR/SCANEX. SEND FASTER PLEASE. - STEFAN/FUTURE MIRROR. NICE MUSIC DISK. - KMN/GATE. STAY IN THE SCENE MATE ! - KARATE KID II/FREE ACCESS . LEARN ENGLISH - HORNET/TDM. NICE PHONECALLS. NO MORE PERSONNAL GREETS TODAY . HERE FOLLOWS A LITTLE INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF . HOW OLD ARE YOU ? -I AM 16 YEARS OLD . WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME ? -MY REAL NAME IS CHRISTOPHE. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST COMPUTER? -IT WAS A C64,A REAL SHITTY MACHINE. WHAT ARE THE PLANS OF E&L BELGIUM ? -WE WILL SOON START MODEMTRADING AND CRACKING. WERE WILL YOU GET THE ORIGINALS ? -FROM OUR MEMBER DOMINIQUE WHO WORKS IN A SOFTWARE & HARDWARE SHOP. HOW MANY MEMBERS IS E&L WORLDWIDE ? -WE ARE 21 MEMBERS AT THE MOMENT.9 IN BELGIUM,4 IN GERMANY,4 IN THE USA,2 IN DENMARK AND 2 IN SWEDEN. WHAT'S YOUR OPINION OF A LAMER ? -I THINK THAT LAMERS ARE NECESSARY FOR SPREADING THE SOFTWARE. BUT AS A PERSON THEY ARE STUPID FOOLS. DO YOU LIKE COPY-PARTIES ? -I LOVE THEM.YOU CAN MAKE LOT'S OF FUN WITH YOUR CONTACTS AND FRIENDS. ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE POLICE YET ? -NO,BUT I THINK THAT THAT WILL START SOON. WHICH GROUP IS FOR YOU THE BEST ? -QUARTEX FOR THE CRACKING & RED SECTOR FOR THE DEMOS. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE GAME OF THE YEAR ? -BATTLE SQUADRON.IT'S NOT SO SLOW AS XENON II. HAS E&L GOT STICKERS ? -NO, BUT WE WILL MAKE SOME IN THE NEW YEAR.WE ALREADY HAVE T-SHIRTS & SWEATERS. WHICH GROUP IS THE BEST IN BELGIUM ? -VISION FACTORY (EX-BAND MEMBERS) . SO THAT WAS AN INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF. WE HAVE REACHED 978 LINES,SO I STILL HAVE TO TYPE 22 LINES OF TEXT FOR REACHING 1000 LINES. WE OF E&L ARE SEARCHING FOR GUYS AROUND THE WORLD WHO WANNA START AN E& L DIVISION IN THEIR COUNTRY.IF YOU ARE INTERESTED JUST WRITE A LETTER TO ONE OF THE HQ'S. IN BELGIUM , P.O. BOX 1 3910 HERK-DE- STAD BELGIUM ! IN GERMANY,SORRY NO ADDRESS,THE PLK BLEW UP,WE WILL SOON HAVE A NEW ONE. ! IN SWEDEN, OVERAS PASKVAG 11 412 74 GOTEBORG SWEDEN ! IN DENMARK, SKRAENTEN 2 4700 NAESTVED DENMARK ! IN THE USA, CARDINAL STREET 19 WINCHESTER MA 01890 USA. SO IF YOU ARE A COOL GROUP OR PERSON WHO WANTS TO START AN E& L DIVISION IN YOUR COUNTRY,BUT NOT IN SWEDEN,DENMARK ,USA,BELGIUM AND GERMANY,DON'T BE AFRAID FOR WRITING TO US. WAIT A MINUTE,THE PHONE GOES ....... THAT WAS THE ELEMINATOR CALLING .HE HAD GOOD NEWS FOR US.VISION FACTORY WANTS TO MAKE AN OFFER.THEY ASKED IF WE WOULDN'T BE THE SPREADERS OF THE VISION FACTORY CRACKS. SO MAYBE IN SOME DAYS WE WILL START SPREADING THEIR PRODUCTS.HE ALSO SAID THAT THEY FOUND A GROUP WHO WANTS TO RELEASE COOPERATION-CRACKS WITH US.THAT'S ALSO GOOD NEWS. AND HE SAID THAT HE WOULD COME TO THE PARTY ,LUCIFER CAN'T COME,BUT THE REST OF E&L GERMANY WILL BE THERE FOR SURE. HE HAD SEND ME SOME NEW GAMES, BUT THEY DIDN'T ARRIVED YET.NO PANIC,I WILL RECEIVE THEM TOMORROW. YEEEEEAAAAAH WE RECEIVED 1000 LINES OF TEXT . HIP HIP HOERA.WE HAVE ALMOST MADE THE LONGEST SCROLLY EVER MADE.WE ONLY HAVE TO TYPE 200 LINES OF TEXT .SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TYPE ANYMORE. AGAIN THE PHONE RINGS.....THAT WAS STEFAN OF FUTURE MIRROR,HE SAID THAT THE POLICE ALREADY HAS BUSTED 9 PERSONS IN BELGIUM. DON'T WORRY MATE,THEY WILL NOT GET US.....WHAT ARE WE GONNA TYPE.LET ME SEE.LET ME TELL SOME WORDS ABOUT THE BELGIAN AMIGASCEEN. THERE ARE MUCH GROUPS IN BELGIUM, THE BEST ONES ARE: PARANOIMIA,VISION FACTORY,BS1, SUBSOFTWARE,ATOMIX,MAGNUM FORCE,THE GIANTS,REBELS, TEAM X,DREAM MASTERS,ABYSS,E&L, FREE ACCESS,FUTURE MIRROR. THE REST IS TO LAME FOR MENTIONING HERE.THESE GROUPS HAVE ALL THERE OWN SPECIALITIES: BS1 /MUSIC - PARANOIMIA/CRACKING - VISION FACTORY/CRACKING - SUBSOFTWARE/SPREADING & SWAPPING - ATOMIX/SWAPPING & CODING - MAGNUM FORCE/SWAPPING & SPREADING - THE GIANTS/SWAPPING & CODING - REBELS/CODING & SWAPPING - DREAM MASTERS/MUSIC & SWAPPING - ABYSS/CODING & SPREADING - E&L /SWAPPING & MUSIC & SPREADING - FREE ACCESS/MUSIC & SWAPPING - FUTURE MIRROR/MUSIC & CODING - TEAM X/ CODING.THERE ARE ALSO MUCH LAME TEAMS IN THIS LITTLE COUNTRY ,BUT I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THEM IN THIS SCROLL.THE BAND WAS THE BEST KNOWN GROUP IN BELGIUM.BUT AFTER THEIR STRANGE DEAD THEY FORMED VISION FACTORY BELGIUM. I HOPE THAT THEY WILL START SOON WITH GREAT RELEASES. FOR THE REST THERE ISN 'T MUCH ACTION IN BELGIUM,THIS IS BECAUSE THERE AREN 'T MUCH CRACKERS.WE OF E&L BELGIUM ARE GOING TO START TRAINING & CRACKING SOON.FOR THE REST BELGIUM HAS COOL SWAPPERS,MUSICIANS AND SPREADERS.THE ONLY PROBLEM OF THE BELGIAN FREAKS IS THAT THERE AREN'T MUCH CODERS. THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM,BECAUSE A TEAM CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT A CODER.THERE ARE ALSO MUCH DIVISIONS OF FOREIGN COUNTRIES IN BELGIUM.SOME HAVE A WEIRD NAME,LIKE ITALIAN BAD BOYS BELGIUM (?).THAT WAS EVERYTHING OF THE BELGIAN SCENE. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT,I HATE TYPING SCROLLTEXTS. JUST KIDDING. WE STILL HAVE 168 LINES TO GO FOR REACHING THE END.NOW I GONNA GIVE YOU SOME LESSONS IN DUTCH. WE START WITH THE NORMAL WORDS LIKE : THE,DE OR HET - OR,OF - WE ,WIJ - YOU,JIJ - THEY,ZIJ - HUNGRY ,HONGER - HOUSE,HUIS SOME WORDS YOU MUST KNOW ARE : ASSHOLE,KLOOTZAK - FOOL,ZOT NOW SOME SENSES: I LOVE YOU,IK HOU VAN JE - I WANNA FUCK YOU,IK WIL MET JE FOKKEN - YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, JIJ STOM REETGAT - DROP DEAD,VAL DOOD - GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE,GA GODVERDOMME WEG VAN HIER. END OF LESSON IN DUTCH ........ .. YES,AGAIN ANOTHER DAY IN SCROLL-HISTORY. TODAY IT'S THE 4TH OF DECEMBER,STILL 2 DAYS SLEEPING AND SANTA CLAUS WILL BRING A VISIT !!!! LET'S WRITE SOME LINES ABOUT THE POST I RECEIVED TODAY : OTRUN TURBO+++,GHOSTBUSTERS II+++ ,RAINBOW WARRIORS,ETC. I ALSO RECEIVED MANY LETTERS ( 32) FOR ASKING TO SEND THEM AN INVITATION OF OUR PARTY .NO PROBLEM GUYS,I'LL SEND ONE TOMORROW. I ALSO HAVE ONE NEW CONTACT: NUTRIBRAIN OF TRISTAR (THANKS FOR CONTACTING ME MATE !!!).I ALSO RECEIVED SOME NEW FILMS LIKE: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE - BACK TO THE FUTURE II - GHOSTBUSTERS II (GOOD QUALITY) AND ABYSS (AN OLDER ONE,BUT GOOD).MY BEST FRIEND ON AMIGA WHO'S ALSO AN E&L MEMBER AND ALSO LIVES IN MY TOWN REACHED SOME LAME STUFF OF CRIONICS AUSTRIA (HEY GUYS,I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE THE NEW LIGHT IN AUSTRIA ???? IF THAT'S SO WATCH OUT BECAUSE YOUR LIGHT SEEMS TO GO OUT SOON !!! !!!),AND SOME STUFF WHAT'S NEW ON THE SCENE.IT'S NOW 19.39 AND I'M GONNA TELL SOME SHIT ABOUT MY CONTACTS: FUTURE MIRROR,COOL GUYS TO TALK WITH.NICE TO MEET AT COPY-PARTIES. - ATOMIX,NEW BUT COOL !! !! - REBELS,WEIRD,FREAKED OUT AND NICE TO MEET AT PARTIES. - VISION,DISK STEALERS,DEMO FREAKS AND BORN TO BE COOL. - HCC,SLOW,J .M JARRE FREAKS AND ENGLANDS LAMEST. - POWERS OF PAIN ,SUICIDAL MANIACS,GREAT AND GOOD SWAPPERS. - D. MOB,MUSIC REBELS,COOL DEMOS AND NICE SENDINGS. - SPHINX,SLOW,OLD BUT COOL GUYS I HATE THIS BULLSHIT , SO I'LL STOP TYPING THIS CRAP. IT' S ALREADY 19.50 AND I HAVE REACHED 1064 LINES OF TEXT.STILL 136 LINES TO GO AND I HAVE REACED THE END.IN TEN MINUTES MY T.V. EVENING WILL START,SO I'LL HAVE TO BE QUICK IF I WANT THIS SCROLL TO BE READY. MAYBE I CAN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE BELGIAN POST !!!!! ARE YOU INTERESTED ????? OFCOURSE YOU ARE. WELL, THE BELGIAN POST IS THE SLOWEST OF EUROPE.THAT'S NOT SO GOOD FOR THE SWAPPING BUSINESS.WHEN YOU SEND SOMETHING TO A GUY WHO ALSO LIVES IN BELGIUM,IT TAKES AT LEAST 2 DAYS BEFORE IT REACHES HIS PLACE. WHEN YOU SEND SOMETHING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IT TAKES SOMETIMES 4 DAYS .I HEARD THIS FROM AN E&L MEMBER WHO SENDED SOME STUFF TO ONE OF HIS CONTACTS IN GERMANY,HE POSTED HIS MAIL ON MONDAY AND IT REACHED HIS CONTACT ON FRIDAY. THAT'S VERY LAME AND YOU CAN LOSE MANY CONTACTS BECAUSE OF THIS.THEY ALSO KEEP PACKAGES BEHIND.5 DAYS LATER I POSTED SOME MAIL AND WHEN I CAME TO THE POST- OFFICE FOR BUYING SOME STAMPS,I SAW MY PACKAGE STANDING ON A TABLE.OPEN !!!! THEY ALSO HAVE WEIRD PRICES,ONE DAY I HAD TO PUT 2DM ON A PACKAGE AND A FEW DAYS LATER I HAD TO PUT 6DM ON A PACKAGE OF THE SAME WEIGHT,SENDED TO THE SAME GUY. WEIRD,ISN'T IT ????? SO ,NOW YOU KNOW SOME MORE ABOUT THE BELGIAN POST. YOU ONLY HAVE TO REMEBER THAT WHEN YOU REACH SOME POST OF A BELGIAN GUY,AND THE STUFF IS OLD,IT'S BECAUSE OF THE POST.OFCOURSE NOT ALWAYS !!!! FROM THIS MOMENT OFF I HAVE TO STOP TYPING FOR A WHILE ,BECAUSE MY FUCKING EXAMES ARE GOING TO START.SO SEE YOU SOON !!!!!!! FUCKING EXAMES ARE BUSY,BUT I AM SICK SO I CAN TYPE AGAIN IN THIS VERY LONG SCROLLY. ANOTHER POOR GUY WHICH DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A MEMORY- EXPAMSION (LIKE ME (AMBIEN)). IF YOU HAD A MEGA-BYTE, YOU WOULD READ A MEGA-SCROLLTEXT NOW !! NOW YOU ONLY CAN READ ONLY XARQ'S SCROLLTEXT !! SORRY !! BY THE WAY, SORRY FOR THE LOW QUALITY OF THIS LITTLE DEMO, BUT THE MUZAK USES ABOUT 180 KB AND SO I WEREN'T ABLE TO CODE A BETTER ONE, BUT BE SURE THAT YOU WILL SEE SOME GREAT DEMOS FROM E&L (SOONER THAN IN FOUR MONTH , LIKE THIS ONE !!!!!) FUCKING OFF .......AMBIEN OF E&L GERMANY (HQ) !!! IT IS TIME FOR A PARTY !! IT IS TIME FOR THE E &L & BELGIUM BRAINS COPY-PARTY !! THIS SCROLLY IS HARD TO READ AND SO I WILL NOT WRITE AS MUCH AS I WANT !! READ ONE OF THE SCROLLERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE, COZ IT CONTAINS ABOUT ... KBYTES OF SCROLLTEXT SO IN THIS SCROLLTEXT WILL ONLY APPEAR OUR ADDRESS AND OUR MEGA-SUPER-GIGA-HANDSHAKES ! SO IF YOU WANNA CONTACT US YOU HAVE TO WRITE TO : PLK 052529 -D 5250 ENGELSKIRCHEN 1 WEST-GERMANY FOR ALL SLOW ( AND MEGA-TIRED) GUYS HERE IS OUR ADDRESS AGAIN : PLK 052529-D 5250 ENGELSKIRCHEN 1 WEST-GERMANY AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST......OUR GIGA- HANDSHAKES TO: VENOM , APOLOGY OF ALPHA FLIGHT , ALL E &L-MEMBERS WORLDWIDE , ALL GUYS HERE AT OUR COPY -PARTY , VISION FACTORY HOLLAND FOR SHOWING SOME NEW MOVIES HERE AT THE PARTY AND ALSO TO LUCIFER (ALSO A MEMBER OF E&L HQ GERMANY) WHO IS IN NOW IN HOLIDAY AND HE WILL DO SOME MEGA-SKIING THERE... ...THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO SAY HERE IN THIS MARBLE-SCROLLY ! SEE YOU IN OTHER GREAT E &L-RELEASES ! SCROLLY WILL RESTART NOW