HOLD DOWN YER RIGHT EAR TO STOP THIS SCROLLER! SO YOU'VE REACHED THE SECOND AND LAST PART OF THIS LITTLE "DEMINTRO" FROM 4-WARD. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT INTRO JUST TO INTRODUCE THIS NEW TEAM BUT MANY THINGS HAD HAPPENED (AND MORE I HAD TO ADD) AND... YEAH, I'M A SLOW CODA', SO WHAT? UHMM... I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW, THEREFORE HERE COME THE CREDITS: ------------------------ GRAPHICS ------------------------ 4-WARD LOGO, FONTS AND BALL IN PART I BY: REFLEX 4WD VECTOR LOGO IN PART II BY THE EVIL: N-JOY "VIDEO GIRL AI" PICCY, AND FONTS IN PART II BY THE WONDERFUL: STREET SHAMAN ------------------------ MUSIC: ------------------------ "DR.BROSS" TRACK IN PART II BY THE WORLD FAMOUS: DHS "REWIND SUX" THEME COMPOSED AND PERFORMED DURING PART I BY THE "DINAMIC DUO": DANGUARD & N-JOY ------------------------ AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I (ELDIO.) HAVE CODED THE WHOLE STUFF. IF NOT... WELL, NEVERMIND. THERE'S NOT MUCH TO BE PROUD OF. SO THIS SHOW TOOK ME A LONG WHILE TO DO. I'VE NEVER BEEN A QUICK CODER (I'VE BEEN A QUICK CRACKER A THOUSAND YEARS AGO) SO I MUST APOLOGYZE WITH MY FRIENDS THAT WORKED WITH ME (IT'S BEEN FUN WITH YOU GUYS!) BEFORE I START WRITING A LOT OF STUFF I SHOULD MENTION 4WD BOARDS IN THIS GALAXY: THE HOUSE WHQ vv39-40-395286 BLACK FOREST USHQ vv1-904-7293091 vv1-904-7292431 DIGITSTAR IHQ vv39-40-632561 BINARY EXTASY vv39-10-420431 NOW YOU KNOW SO s CALL NOWo t OK, BACK TO THE NON SERIOUS STUFF NOW. SOME HELLOS SHOULD GO TO MY FRIENDS IN THIS BUSINESS, SO HERE WE GO: GI909u(YOU POOR C-LOOSER SHOW US YOUR BIG BALLS. COME BACK TO SERIOUS CODING, OH SEGAIOLO!!) k ZORISu (HOW GEE! COME HAI SPESO LE TUE 300 LIRE? LE HAI TIRATE IN TESTA AD UN MASSESE ALLO STADIO?) ZAGORu (ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT, DO YOU MISS ME?) rrr THIS INTRO HAS BEEN POSSIBLE (JUST AS EVERYTHING FROM MY MIND) THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING METAL HEADS: ALICE COOPER ANTHRAX BLACK SABBATH DEEP PURPLE ELIO E LE STORIE TESE HELLOWEEN IRON MAIDEN KISS KREATOR LITFIBA MANOWAR MEGADETH METALLICA OZZY OSBOURNE (EVERYBODY SAY: OZZY!!) PANTERA PAOLINO PAPERINO QUEENSRYCHE SEPULTURA SLAYER SUCIDAL TENDENCIES THE ALMITGHY VENOM HI TO MY FRIENDS IN AESTHETICA: TRISTAN (SORRY, AIN'T GOT JAPANESE FONTS RIGHT NOW) s IMAGO, QUARTIN (LET'S GET A REAL DRUNK AND PUKE EVEN OUR NAMES!), PAPALAGI, DEE BOB, KUBLA "MOTOROLA" KHAN, VIRGO (HEY BRO! WON'T YOU CALL ME SOMETIME?!?) AND HUNTERS (WHO SUPPLIED ME (AND STILL DO) WITH THEIR AMAZING HARDWARE ('040 IS REALLY MOTOROLLIN'!!) AND THEIR INCREDIBLE PATIENCE. MEET ME IN THEIR AMAZING BBS TIDIRIUM vv39-11-5620380 vv39-11- 543805 vv39-11- 533115 vv39-11- 532334 THANX BROS!) A SPECIAL KISS FLIES TO LOLICONu (WHAT ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVES: "MADONNA PUTTANAZZA"!!). HELLO TO THE ENTIRE 4WD CREW AND ESPECIALLY TO: ALX STY t CAPTAIN BLOOD t DANGUARD (DGDIOT!) t DHS (SCRATCH YOUR SONIC ARRRANGER! IT'S REPLAY ROUTINE IS TOO SLOW!) t DR.G t E$G (IT'S ALMOST FANZA-TIME!) t FGF t N-JOY (HOW 'BOUT "OPEN YOUR FILE?") t PYRATRONIK (HOPE TO MEET YOU SOMEWHERE!) t STREET "RAIDER" SHAMAN t SHARK t STEVE t WILL SCARLETT (STILL WAITING FOR THAT PROWLER LYRICS!). HI TO MY FRIEND PANINARO (HOPE TO MEET YOU AGAIN IN THE MATRIX. IT'S FUCKING COOL TO CHAT WITH YOU!). A METAL HANDSHAKE GOES TO MY GERMAN FRIENDS IN: -OVERKILL- HEAVY METAL OR NO METAL AT ALL WHIMPS AND POSERS GO OUT, LEAVE THE HALL!! SOMETHING GOOD IS COMING FOR THE BELIEVERS! METAL WARRIORS WILL EXTERMINATE THE UNBELIEVERS !!! HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH MINSTREL, YODA, CPT. KIRK AND EVERYONE I'VE MET AT SMAU '93 LIKE METAL BASHER, DDT, AND SO ON... SEE YA ALL NEXT YEAR! HI TO RAMJAM! YOUR TECHNO MERDA II RULES! I SHOULD ALSO MENTION THE WORLD FAMOUS ITALIAN GOVERNMENT WHO'S STILL TRYING TO FUCK EVERYONE HERE. SO FUCK TO EVERYONE THERE, YOU WORTHLESS BAGS OF SHIT! MAXIMUM RESPECT TO ONE OF OUR FAVE JUDGES: DI PIETRO THE MESSAGE IS: "INGABBIALI TUTTI!" (JAIL'EM ALL!) THIS HAS BECAME A SPECIAL MESSAGES SPACE SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE: ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT SUPPORT A.L.F. NOW! EVERYONE USING ANY KIND OF DIRECT OR INDIRECT VIOLENCE AGAINIST ANIMALS IS A CRIMINAL OF THE WORST KIND AND MUST BE TERMINATED !! A FINAL SALUTE GOES TO THE LADZ I KNOW. THOSE WHO WERE MINE, THOSE WHO WEREN'T, THOSE WHO WANT AND THOSE rIr WANT... THE MESSAGE IS: FUCK OFF n TIME TO GO NOW. I STILL HAVE TO FIX SOME BUGS OCCURING ONE SOME DAMNED AMIGA (IT'S SO TRICKY TO MAKE THIS STUFF RUNNING ON EVERY MACHINE BUT IT'S ALSO FUNNY!). IF YOU WANNA HAVE A LAUGH HERE IT'S A CHAT WE HAVE RECORDED SOME TIME AGO, BEFORE DANGUARD HAD TO JOIN THE ARMY... BYE FROM ELDIO. RING RING ATA CONECT INFINITE/V69BIS DANGUARD > WHO THE HELL WAS ON THE PHONE? ELDIO >IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND..HEHE. DANGUARD >YEEEEEES... MAYBE TOMORROW.... EHEHEHEHEH ELDIO >WHY? DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT? DO YOU STILL HAVE SOME DOUBTS ABOUT MY HUNTING ABILITIES? DANGUARD >BAH.... I'M NOT VERY (HAHA) CONVINCED (HAHAHA) (EHM). ELDIO >WELL, YOU CAN BE CONVINCED OF ONE THING AT LEAST: IT WASN'T WOLF....[CENSORED] DANGUARD >WAS IT [CENSORED], ISN'T IT? ELDIO >EHM, LET'S MAKE THE SCROLLTEXT, OK? DANGUARD >ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GONNA START? DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >DANGUARD >ELDIOS>HARK >DANGUARD >SHARK >ELDIO>DANGUARD >SHARK >ELDIO>DANGUARD >SHARK >ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO> ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO> STOP SHAKING YOUR MACROS, WHADDA FUCK, AM I A SON OF A BITCH? I WILL BEGIN 'COZ I'M EL CODER.. ELDIO >HERE WE GO. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE SCROLLTEXT OF OUR FIRST INTRO AS 4-WARDS... (NON MI VIENE IN MENTE UN CAZZO!) OK LET'S GREET OUR GUESTS: DANGUARD >WELL... I THINK THAT ELDIO DOESN'T WANT TO TALK... EHM... SHARKY??? SHARK >CHE STRONZI (THAT'S ASSHOLES... :ED)!!! UMMMM, OK IT'S ALWAYS THE BEST WHO HAS TO WRITE FOR FIRST ! AS YA KNOW A NEW GROUP IS BORN, YEAH THAT'S 4-WARD! 4-WARD...WHAT ????? NEVER HEARD BEFORE ??? I BELIEVE IT... IT'S JUST A WEEK THAT WE EXIST, BUT WE'RE GONNA BREAK SOME ASSES ... WE'RE GONNA MAKE GREAT THINGS IN THE COMING FUTURE....JUST WAIT AND PREPARE YOUR EYES !!!!! ELDIO >EHM, ISN'T THIS GUY MODEST? DON'T SAY IT LOUD UNTIL YOU WANT TO CODE LIKE HELL TO GET OUR EYES OFF OUR HEADS... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M ABLE TO. OK, LET'S PRESENT OURSELVES: IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHTING XXX POUNDS: ELDIO - CODER. IN THE OTHER CORNER THERE'S DANGUARD - MUSICIAN (LAME, HEHE) AND SHARK >(GREAT!)CODER (ALSO KNOWN AS "LO STUDIOSO"). WE ARE WRITING THIS TEXT USING THE LAME ITALIAN PHONE LINES (EVERYTHING BUT CHEAP!). .... AND DANGUARD IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS LONG PHONE CALL. ISN'T THAT RIGHT? DANGUARD >UHM... I DON'T THINK I'LL SURVIVE WHEN MY PARENTS GET THE PHONE BILL... MAYBE THEY'LL JUST KILL ME, OR CUT MY BALLS AND LET THEM ROLL ON THE FLOOR... THIS IS MY LAST DAY AS CIVILIAN BCOZ TOMORROW (15-06-93) I'LL JOIN THE ARMY.. AND FOR 12 MONTHS (AT LEAST) I'LL STAY OUT OF THE SCENE... BUT .. DON'T WORRY I'LL BE BACK A.S.A.P. !!!! (I'M NOT A LAME MUSICIAN ELDIO... I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!! EHEHEH) AND WHAT CAN I SAY..... FUCK! SHARK >..I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY DAGUARD SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HIS BALLS !! AFTER ALL IF SOMEONE IS NOT ABLE TO USE THEM..HE SHOULDN'T CARE AT ALL TO LOOSE THEM.......(YEAH THAT'S RIGHT :ED.) .....ANYWAY I'M NOT THAT GREAT CODER AS ELDIO SAID....YOP...HE IS OUR CODING LEADER .... (SIAMO A POSTO ALLORA >ED.) DANGUARD > WELL... I HOPE THAT THIS INTRO WILL BE FINISHED FOR TOMORROW... EHEHEH ELDIO >YOU ARE DREAMING VERY HARD... IT'S EASIER 4 YOU TO FIND CINDY CRAWFORD, NAKED AS HER MUMMY MADE HER, IN YOUR BED TONIGHT THAN FIX MY INTRO TO BE READY FOR TOMORROW. AND AFTER ALL MY BATTLES WITH RASTER-TIME, TOMORROW I MUST START STUDYING FOR REAL IF I WANNA END THIS NIGHTMAERE CALLED SKOOL! FUCK IT. MY MOTTO IS: STAY COOL, FUCK THE SCHOOL!!! AND THAT'S A FACT..... SHARK >STOP DANGUARD >DANGUARD > DANGUARD >SHARK >STOP EVERYTHING... THERE'S A PROBLEM HERE... DANGUARD IS CRYING.... IT SEEMS THAT HE (SHE) PREFERES TO SPEND THIS NIGHT WITH TOM CRUISE.... SHE IS (WHOOPS HE IS ) MAD... OR JUST A FAGGOT ....YOP!! ..OR IS HE JUST TRAINING FOR HIS ARMY PERIOD ??? ELDIO >YEP! EVERYBOODY KNOWS THE BAD STORIES ABOUT THE ARMY IN ITALY. IT'S FULL OF FAGGOTS.. BIG FAGGOTS WAITING TO COME IN SOME CLEAN ASSES LIKE YOURS, DANGUARD! DANGUARD > BUT... EHM... UHHHH... STOP KIDDING!!! YOU ARE FOOOL!!! (YOU'LL KNOW AS SOON AS THE LIGHTS WILL GO OUT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, PAL! TRENTA METRI DI CAZZO! THAT'S 30 METERS OF COCK FOR ALL NON-ITALIAN (LUCKY) FREAKS OUT THERE :ED.) (HEY DANGUARD YOU'VE NOT TO HIDE YOUR NATURE...SAY THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL TASTES .....:SHARK) I THINK TAHAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHOULD BETTER BE CUT UHM... EHEHEH.. (NO WAY PUNK!: ED.) .. IF YA WANNA SEE THEN GIMME A GIRL... SHE'LL RETURN FULL OF SPERM. SO MUCH THAT IT WILL COME OUT FROM HER EARS... (HAVE YOU EVER SEEN URUTSUKIDOJI?) EHEHEHEH! ELDIO > THATS'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS: "GIMME THAT, GIMME HER...". GO OUT AND HUNT ONE BY YORSURSELF! (I'M TOO LAZY... I'D RATHER HAVE THE JOB DONE.... :DGD ) DO YOU MEAN YOU PREFER A GOOD HAND JOB IN THE BATHROOM LOOKING AT SORRISI & CANZONI?? (THAT'S CHEERS'N'SONGS, A SHITTY ITALIAN MAG). (NO... LOOKING AT LE ORE MESE EHEHEH :DGD) IT'S ALWAYS STUFF FOR CHILDREN. THE HUNT SEASON IS OPEN. BYE BYE! DANGUARD >I'M GOING OUT... BYEEEEEEE EHEHEHEHEH SHARK >I MUST ESCAPE ...MY TRAIN IS LEAVING VERY SOON.. AND DANGUARGD IS LOOKING AT ME IN A STRANGE WAY....I'M AFRAID .... BYE... (UHMM... I DON'T THINK THAT SHARK WILL BE BACK HOME IN ONE PIECE... :DGD) ELDIO >OK THAT'S IT. THAT'S ENOUGH BULLSHIT FOR MY INTRO. SO LET'S GREET FOR THE LAST TIME DANGUARD 'CAUSE HE'S GONNA LEAVE TOMOROW FOR REAL. HE WAS CALLED IN THE ARMY (UNLIKE USA, IN ITALY WHEN YOU'RE OVER 18, AS SOON AS YOU QUIT GOING SCHOOL YOU MUST JOIN THE ARMY FOR A YEAR!). SEE YOU SOON, 'BRO! AND DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE SISTERS... (THAT'S HOW THEY CALL FAGGOTS IN THESE PLACES... HEHE. CIAO! DANGUARD >CYA M8, AND TO ALL MY FRIENDS ALL OVER THE WORLD: I HOPE TO SEE YA WHEN I'LL FINISH THIS FUCKIN' YEAR .... BYE! (IS NOT A FAREWELL, I'LL BE BACK!) ELDIO >OK. CIAO ALSO TO SHARKY BOY. HE'S ESCAPING CAUZ HE HAS TO STUDY REAL HARD. I THINK I'LL GO TO CODE SUMTHING, NOW. BYE BYE DANGUARD > CUT SUMTHING!!!! ELDIO >NO WAY! DANGUARD >FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! ELDIO >GO SHARKY. FOR THE LAST WORDS! SHARK >...TOO LATE!! HE (DGD) DID THE WORST THING HE COULD DO!..WHAT A SHAME !!!! HOW CAN I STILL BE CALLED A REAL MAN ???? ....SIGH!!!! I'LL BETTER GO STUDYING, IT'THE ONLY THING THAT I STILL CAN DO !!! BYE TO EVERYONE OUT THERE!!! ELDIO >THANX FOR YOUR TIME AND GOODBYE! -------------------- HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LATEST 4WD PRODUCTION: BORN TO RAISE HELL INTRO DEMINTRO CALL IT WHATEVER YOU LIKE 'COS I HATE FUCKING LABELS! -------------------- -------------------- 4-WARD IS BORN !!!! CONSIST OF MAINLY FORMER MEMBERS OF ITALIAN BAD BOYS THE GROUP WAS BORN ON 3 JUNE 1993 BUT MOST OF MEMBERS ARE PIONEERS OF AMIGA SCENE BUT LET'S START WITH OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP: -------------------- -------------------- LINEUP LINEUP ALX STY CAP'N DURACELL ESG CAPTAIN BLOOD DHS DANGUARD DJ MIX DR G FGF HELLFIRE IL DIPO JENKO MARY! LINEUP LINEUP -------------------- -------------------- LINEUP LINEUP MASTER T MITIC MOSCHINO N-JOY NIKITA PARTSCH PYRATRONIK SHARK SILICON GUY STEVE STREET SHAMAN TEO WILL SCARLETT LINEUP LINEUP -------------------- -------------------- WE'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS PRODUCTION TO ONE OF OUR BEST FRIENDS WHO LEFT THIS MOTHERFUCKING WORLD TOO EARLY: MARCO (AMERICA) GOODBYE MY FRIEND WE'LL MEET AGAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE! -------------------- -------------------- IF YOU BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD UP THERE THEN YOU MIGHT BE BLIND! IF YOU BELIEVE THERE'S A GOD HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED IF IT'S EVIL? ASK THEM WHY THEY SAY YOU NEVER NEVER DIE -------------------- -------------------- OK BACK TO OUR BUSINESS NOW! MEET US IN OUR BOARDS OR AT PO BOX 61 I-10099 SAN MAURO ITALY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!? -------------------- -------------------- GREETINGS TO: AESTHETICA CENTURION (PHASOR) COMAX (RANDY GODFATHER) GHOSTLY SPREADERS (THE WAVE) HALF BRAINS TEAM (DDT SHARK) HERESY (RAFFA METALBASHER BLUELIGHT) IBB MASTERFORCE -------------------- -------------------- NIGHTFALL (THE RIPPER XAD BENJO) PARADOX (BRUCE LEE) RAMJAM (POSDNUOS ACBS BAR EXTERMINATOR) SKANDAL (BILLY THE KID) TECHNOBRAINS (GIAP DJ KRIS POWS ALPHABIT) THE EVIL FORCES (MR BITE) -------------------- -------------------- THE RONCLER GANG (GAB!) THUNDERTEAM (SIR FRANK) ZERO DEFECTS (XENIO) AND TO FASHION LIGHT AND SEVEN M PHEW! HOLD ON COZ HERE COME OUR FOREIGN MATES! -------------------- -------------------- HANDSHAKES FLY TO: 2000AD ABSOLUTE ALCATRAZ ALPHA FLIGHT ANTHROX ARISE BRONX CHRYSEIS CLASSIC CRYSTAL DELIRIUM DISKNET DUAL CREW - SHINING F4CG FAIRLIGHT FAITH GIGICAR GOD IRIS LSD MANITOU NHD OUTLAWS -------------------- -------------------- OVERKILL PARADOX PUBLIC ENEMY QUARTEX RAZOR 1911 ROMKIDS SCOOPEX SKID ROW SKILLION SPREADPOINT STELLAR SUPPLEX SURPRISE PRODUCTION TARKUS TEAM ZENITH THE DREAM TEAM TRSI ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS THE SILENTS -------------------- -------------------- BEST REGARDS ALSO TO ALL CONFERENCES LEADER AND TELEPHONE COMPANY OPERATORS! SEE YA ALL TOGETHER IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTIONS AND REMEMBER: HEAVY METAL MAKES YOUR HEAD BANGING! ESG OF 4WD --------------------