WELL CHOP MY DICK OFF AND USE IT AS A FLAG POLE!  ITS..............                 REVELATIONS 1              
          A COOL COMP BY.............             MANDRAKE OF ARGON U.K.          
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  I AM AT MAGIC MUSHROOMS (FLASH PRODUCTION) HOUSE AT THE MOMENT WITH AGENT X (ARGON U.K) THEY WILL BOTH BE TYPING IN SOME SCROLLY LATER.....  NOW TIME FOR SOME MESSAGES                       CHAZ- ARCHAOS SORRY FOR THA DELAY MATE BUT I HAVE HAD THESE BUILDERS ROUND MY HOUSE AND SO THE SWAPPING HAS NEARLY STOPPED BUT THEY HAVE FINALLY SAID WHEN THEY ARE LEAVING SO SWAPPPING SPEED WILL BE RETURNED NEXT WEEK                       YO SHADOW WILL YA PHONE ME AGAIN?  BETWEEN 5-6 WEEK DAYS PLEASE I WOULD PHONE YA BUT I CANT FIND YA PHONE NUMBER!                        WILL THA GUY WHOOSE SELLING THE ARGON U.K. MERCHANDISE PLEASE GET IN CONTACT WITH ME......    COS I WANT A FUCKIN T-SHIRT!       END MESSAGES (FOR THE MOMENT)     BY THE TIME YOU HAVE READ ALL THIS SCROLL I HOPE TO BE PISSED! OUT OF MY HEAD SO DONT BE SUPRISED THAT THINGS START GETTING A BIT SILLY NEAR THE END OF THE SCROLLER BECAUSE WE WILL ALL BE PISSED UP HOPEFULLY (A GOOD CELEBRATION FOR THE NEW REALEASE OF THESE PACKS!) NOW HERES MAGIC MUSHROOM........      WIBBLE WIBBLE CUCUMBERS RULE!!    ITS.....                     * MAGIC MUSHROOM *             
 OF *FLASH PRODUCTION * ATTACKING THE KEYS WITH SOME MINDLESS DRIVEL.   WE ARE ALL HAVING A COOL LAUGH DRINKING AWAY AND SLOWLY ON THE ROAD TO BEING OFF OUR FACES!!!      THANKS TO * MANDRAKE * FOR SUPPLYING THE BOOZE!!!     WELL NOW!   APART FROM THE FACT THAT PEPPERS RULE THE SCENE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TYPE IN THIS HERE SCROLLER!!!   WIBBLE WIBBLE!  NOW A FEW FUNKY MESSAGES TO SOME GUYS!      (MAD) MANX/ARCHAOS.....YOU LAME FART!!  ONLY JOKING!   I WILL SPEAK TO YOU SOON YOU MAD BASTARD!!   SO BRUSH IN HAND, DECORATE THIS LAND WITH THE BEST PAINT!!!!!!!   WIBBLE!    PEPPERS!      IGOR/ANARCHY......HOWS THE DOG?  HAS IT DIED FROM EATING 240 VOLTS YET?  OR DID THE TAMPONS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?!!!!  MAKE ME SOME COOL FUDGE SOON!!! HE HE HE!       CABBAGES!       MATRIX/CRACK......TA FOR THE TAPE.  I WILL COPY IT AND SEND IT BACK.  DONT FORGET TO TELL DAVE WHAT I SAID! SOREHEAD/TRISTAR-RED SECTOR.....THANX FOR THE CALL MATEY!!!         WIBBLE WOBBLE!!    IM MAD AS FUCK!     WELL, I MUST GO NOW AND KICK LAMER ASS!!      IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME FOR COOL TRADING, READ A * MAGIC PACK * SCROLLER!    LAMERS WILL NOT SEE THEIR DISKS AGAIN!!! HO HO HO!!!    WIBBLE!   M E G A  G R E E T S  T O  A L L   * FLASH PRODUCTION * MEMBERS WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!    FUCK OFF LAMERS!!!!!         SEE YA MM NOW ITS TIME FOR AGENT X.........  YO DUDEZ! AGENT X-ARGON UK HERE! WELL, HOW CAN I FOLLOW A SCROLLTEXT LIKE THAT? WIBBLE PEPPERS? MM RECKONS THAT PEPPERS RULE THE SCENE, BUT I RECKON HE IS OFF HIS HEAD.  IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THOUSAND-ISLAND DRESSING IS A SCENE RULER! I MEAN, ITS THAT WONDERFUL FISHY TASTE, THAT ENHANCES ANY MEAL QUICKLY AND EASILY! WELL, ENOUGH OF THAT!  I LL SAY ONE THING FOR FAT..... ITS IDEAL FOR COOKING WITH! I PUT SO MUCH PETROL IN MY CAR THIS MORNING, I COUDNT GET IN IT!!!!! I USED TO THINK THAT ERTHA-KITT WAS A GARDENING SET!  JEEEEEEZ, VIC REEVES GAGS EH? CANT BEAT EM! ANYWAY, AS YO MIGHT HAVE GUEZZED, I AM NO GOOD AT WRITING SCROLLTEXT, SO THATS ALL FROM ME..... NO MESSAGES TO ANYONE IM AFRAID, COS IM  NOT UP TO REMEMBERING WHO I SWAP WITH AT THE MOMENT....   ANYWAY, IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH ME, THEN GET OFF YA LAZY BUTT AND WRITE! MY ADDRESS IS AT THE END OF THE TEXT... C U L8R M8S!  YO DUDZ MANDRAKE BACK ON THESE KEYS IVE JUST DRUNK LOADS OF THUNDERBIRDS AND IM FAIRLY PISSED!!!  TAMPONS.... TAMPONS.... ANYWAY I THINK THAT MANGOS WILL RULE THE SCENE, WIBBLE  WIBBLE, WILL ALL MAD MUTHER FUCKERS PLEASE CONTACT ME......   TAMPAX,  HAY IM PISSED AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK........  FOR COOL SWOPPING WRITE TO              MANDRAKE OF ARGON U.K.         
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