Praestat ebrium vivere 
 quam mortuum abstinere!
                        
  IIIII     This is a   
   o o   Banal Projects 
    v     demonstration 
   ---     titled as a  
                        
          $SHEBA-INTRO$ 
                        
 Code...                
         ...Paul Mcbody 
 Graphics...            
              ...Prayer 
 Music...               
             ...Ukulele 
  IIIII                 
   o o   Also thanks to 
    v      Boris for a  
   ---  secretpart-note!
 This intro was released
  mainly because of two 
  reasons:              
                        
 To celebrate the       
 birthday of our new    
 country-member: Breeze!
                        
 And to catch a more    
 productive musician!   
 So... If you feel any  
 interest, write to:    
                        
    Banal Projects WHQ  
      Komiahontie 24    
      87250  Kajaani    
         FINLAND        
                        
 Include some samples or
 donuts in your sending.
 IIIII  It was Ukulele's
  o %   fault this intro
   v    delayed so much.
  ---   WE DO HATE YOU!!
                        
                        
 Protect the environment
            -           
 !Choose Banal Projects!
                        
  We'd like to give our 
     hot Jamppas to:    
                        
  Yolk%Jason%Lizardking 
  Legend%Vinnie%Comajim 
 911%Murk%Dole%Deflector
 Oxide%Mac%Jellybean%Cop
 Safe%Epidemic%Red Devil
 Chipper%Jules Nova%Zany
 Quest%Bruno%OUTofSPACE!
  Sorry about the small 
  amount of space...(?) 
                        
  Ok, we'd like to have 
  few more members, not 
 just only musicians but
 also coders or gfx-men.
 Somehow swappers do not
   have a place in our  
 future-plans right now.
 Our members in November
                        
  Boogieman&Boris&Breeze
  Karbunkle&Paul McBody 
     Prayer&Ukulele     
                        
  Boogieman is visiting 
 Zaire with his fabulous
  mountainbike, so he's 
  'a bit' inactive now. 
 Your country needs you!
                        
  For graphics swapping 
                        
 IIIII      Prayer      
  o o    Louhipolku 2   
   v    87250  Kajaani  
  ---      Finland      
                        
 Your country needs you!
  For graphics swapping 
                        
     Boris        IIIII 
 Komiahontie 24    0 0  
 87250  Kajaani     V   
    Finland        &&&  
                        
                        
   - Banal Projects -   
   choking the reform   
 For modules and samples
                        
     Ukulele            
 Markku Leinonen        
  Pitkostie  13   IIIII 
  87250 Kajaani    O %  
     Finland        v   
                   ---  
   No Jamppas please... 
                        
 By the way, didn't that
   'Hey'-sample sound   
 pretty familiar in the 
 begining? ST-03 or...? 
                        
  For those unschooled  
    jerks who don't     
  understand Latin, we  
  should translate that 
 first adagesentence... 
 Well... (Yikes!) hmm...
 It's... errmm... So!   
                        
                        
                        
 Better drunken         
              and alive 
                        
Than clear-headed       
              and dead  
   - Banal Projects -   
  Same socks since the  
        Sixties         
                        
  IIIII   IIIII   IIIII 
   o %     0 0     o o  
    v       V       v   
   ---     &&&     ---  
   Merry Christmas and  
   happy joulupukkis!!