"CHAOS/MEGADETHr" PRESENTS A NEW DEMO!!! CODING BY PHOTON OF "CHAOSr" GRAPHICS BY SNOWMAN OF "CHAOSr" MUSIC BY "JASON PAGE"... THIS DEMO WAS BROUGHT TO YOU AT THE "MAFIA" COPY-PARTY ON NOVEMBER 4TH!!! WELL DUDES AS YOU MAY (OR MAY NOT OF, AS THE CASE MAY BE) GUESSED, THIS IS "PHOTON" AT THE SLAB WITH ALL THE BUTTONS (THE KEYBOARD FOR ALL YOU LAMERS!!!) AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT A FEW MIND BOGGLING THINGS THAT YOU CAN DO DURING THIS DEMO, SUCH AS: 1 - "MAN HANDLE THE MOUSEY IN ALL DIRECTIONS TO CHANGE THE SIZE OF THE BOB PATTERN" 2 - "PRESS THE MOUSEY BUTTONS TO GO FORWARDS OR BACKWARDS THROUGH THE BOB PATTERNS" 3 - "TRY PICKING YOUR NOSE AND FLICKING THE BITS AT THE SCREEN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!" 4 - AND THIS IS THE HARD ONE!!! "PRESS BOTH MOUSEY BUTTONS SIMULTANEOUSLY (THAT MEANS BOTH TOGETHER) TO EXIT THE DEMO"... RIGHT THEN, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER WITH THE PERSONAL SCROLLIES, IT'S TIME TO DO THE MEMBERS LIST... MEMBERS OF "CHAOS/MEGADETHr" ARE AS FOLLOWS : ANT ASSASSIN ATLANTIS DEEK EMULATOR EQUINOXE FALCON FANGS HARLEQUIN KEF LADY HAWK LEGGLESS MASTER WINCHESTER PANTHER PHILBY PHOTON PORTABLE ROADRUNNER SAF SENTINEL SKOL STP SOUND SYSTEM THE SNOWMAN THE TEKNICHIAN TIC-TAC VELKRO NOW THAT THE FORMALITIES ARE OVER, WE CAN GET ON WITH SOME DECENT TEXT, SO HERE GOES... I'VE JUST FINISHED (ME, THE SNOWMAN) DOING THE LOGO YOU ARE LOOKING AT IN THE MIDDLE, AS THE ONE WE HAD IN IT BEFORE WAS JUST "CHAOSr" AND NOT CHAOS/MEGADETH.. IT TOOK ME A GRAND TOTAL TIME OF 15 MINUTES OR SO... WHAT ELSE? NOTHING, RIGHT I'M HANDING OVER TO TEKKY NOW, BUT BEFORE I DO, REMEMBER THAT 1. I DIDN'T DRAW THE CHARACTER SET, 2. I DON'T LIKE THE MUSIC-DISK LOGO, AND 3. I HAVE A SEXY NORWEIGIEN FEMALE PEN-PAL, AND YOUT DON'T.... AND LASTLY.... HERE'S TEKKY...... HA!! HA!! THIS IS GOING TO SCREW UP SNOWIES TEXT, COZ HERES PHOTON... WELL ITS NOW 2:48 AM AND THERES LESS THAN 8 HOURS TILL PARTY AND IM GASPING FOR A PINT!!! OH YEAH!!! SNOWWY IS ABOUT TO LASH THE GIN!!! (I THINK??? YEAH!!! HE IS, MINES A G/T WITH PLENTY OF ICE!!! OH AND DONT FORGET THE OLIVE!!!)... JESUS (GASP, GASP, HOW MUCH TONIC DID YOU PUT IN THERE SNOWWY, COZ THAT SURE TASTES GOOD AND I CANT STAND THE FRIGGIN STUFF!!!)... OH WHATS THIS, I THINK ITS VELKRO AT THE DOOR, IT IS, OH NO, PISS OFF VELKRO!!! TEKKY HAS TOLD ME TO BE QUITE COZ HIS PARENTS ARE STILL ASLEEP!!! OH WELL TIME TO INSPECT MY BOTTOM FOR NEW UNFOUND ORGANISMS!!! BY-ZY-BY!!!...... THANK GOD PHOTON GOT OFF THE KEYBOARD, HE'S BEEN ON IT FOR AGES. ANYWAY I'M TOTALLY OUT OF IDEAS (HAVE I ANY ??) - SO FUCK THIS AND I'M GOING AGAIN, AND LET VELKRO HAVE A BASH AND A BOP AND THE K-BOARD (WELL, I SUPPOSE I MUST BE KIND) ALL SPELLING MISTAKES (SNOWMAN'S FOR INSTANCE) ARE DELIBERATE AND ARE MEANT TO CAUSE OFFENSE (MAINLY TO OUR OWN MEMBERS)....... HERE'S VELLY: OH NO IT 'AINT, IT'S STILL TEKKY (LEE) A LITTLE NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO READ ALL THIS TEXT, PLEASE STOP 'COZ VELLY'S TEXTY IS IMPOSIBLE TO READ (YOU'LL UNDERSTAND IN A MINUTER) AND NOW FOR THE REAL VELLY...... GOD AM I KNACKERED. THIS IS VELKRO TYPING SOME SCROLLY. I WILL BE VERY AMAZED IF ANYONE ACTUALLY REACHED MY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS AMAZING DEMO. WHOOPY-DOO!!! VELKRO REALLY DID TYPE A LOT OF TEXT!!! BUT HE SAYS THAT HE IS TIRED FROM WORK!!! VELKRO IS ABOUT TO SLASH HIS WRISTS??? RAH-RAH!!! OH BY THE WAY THIS IS PHOTON TYPING MORE SHITE, COZ IM THE ONLY ONE WHOSE NOT TIRED, COZ IM WELL ARD!!! OH WELL, WITHOUT FURTHER A DO, LETS GO STRAIGHT ON WITH THE GREETINGS, "CHAOS/MEGADETHr" SEND "WILD / CRAZY" GOLDEN GREETINGS TO: ACCUMULATORS ALIVE AUTOMATION CRYSIS INTERNATIONAL MIRAGE UK. MAGNETIC FIELDS ODYSSEY ORACLE PARANOMIA QUARTEX SUPREME SAE i SCOOPEX SLIPSTREAM VISION FACTORY AND NOW THE NORMAL GREETS ACIDFORCE ALIBI ANARCHY UK. ANIMATE AVALANCHE AVENGER BEZZ BIZZMO BOP BOLERO BROWBEAT B.S.S. COMPLEX CRIME CRUSADERS CYRUS CORP i SILENTS D.C.S. DEFJAM DEMON DIGITS D.O.C. DREAM WARRIORS ESA EXCEL U.K. EXCESS EXIS FAIRLIGHT FDS POWERLORDS FIFTH DIMENSION FRAXION FREESTYLE UK. GEZ GOAT GOD HACKTRICK CRACKING CREW HALLMARK HIGH CLASS I.B.B. ICEMAN INERTIA INFILTRATORS INTUITION IPEC ELITE IT ITV JAPMASTER JAE JAY JADE JCS KEFRENS KENDAL MACH 4 MAFFIA MASTER CREW ELIMINATION MAZ MERCENERY METNET MOTO-X-MAN MOLE NEON NETWORK 23 NEUTRON DANCE NEW MODE DISTRIBUTION NLF NORTHSTAR ODIN ONYX OUTRAGE PARAGON PARAMOUNT PENGUIN PERDITA PIMAN PLASMA FORCE RAINMEN RAISTLIN RAMJET RAMTEK RIMTRIX SAVAGE SCEPTOR SCEPTRE UK. SCOOPEX (AUSTRIA) SHADOWSHOFT SLAYER SLOTHSOFT SPADGE STARR SUBSTATION ONE SURREAL DESIGNS TAMBO T.C.W.P.T. TDM TEAM X TEKNIX TELEMACHUS THERION THE BAND THE BYTE BROTHERS THE COPY CREW THE CULPRITS THE FANTASTIC FOUR THE HACKING RELATION THE LADS THE MIGHTY DRUIDS THE MUTANT SQUAD THE NEW MASTERS THE ZOKO TEAM THE ZOO TIGERSOFT TORKY UNIQUE USAiTHE REAL POWERDRIVE VISION VORTEX 42 YAT ZERO ZEUS ZIGGY ZODIAX ZOOT ZZAP RIGHT THEN SCROLLTEXT IS OVER SO LETS DO A RADICAL WRAP, AND IF SO SIT THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN THEN SO MIGHT SEE YOUR NAME FLY PAST (IF WE GREETED YOU THAT IS)... RADICAL WRAP ............................................