WELL COVER ME WITH SALAD CREAM AND CALL ME KEITH BECOZ CRACK BRINGS YA              RIPPED MUSIK    
     VOLUME SIX     
   PERSONS RESPONISIBLE FOR THIS INTRO ARE                HAWK        
 WHO DID THE CODE AND GRAPHICS ALSO               DEXTROUS      
 OF MAGNETIC FIELDS 
    FOR THE MUSIK            CREDITS ALSO GO TO                  SHOCKWAVE     
  OF HANISSIS FIVE  
        FOR THE COOL MENU LOGO        AND TO FALCH OF TRIUMPH FOR THE MODULE PLAYER                 WELL HERE WE GO AGAIN            YUP IT'S DELBERT HERE ONCE AGAIN WITH SOME MORE AMAZING TEXT TO BLIND AND BAFFLE YOU WITH!!!         NOW BEFORE WE GO ONTO THE NORMAL STUFF A QUICK MESSAGE TO ALL FRIENDS AND CONTACTS OF             THE ALCHEMIST   
       WELL ALCHY HAS MOVED TO LONDON SO NO SENDING TO HIS PAINGTON ADDRESS.       HOPEFULLY HE WILL BE BACK ON THE SCENE IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS SO HERES WISHING HIM A SPEEDY RETURN.       HIS NEW ADDRESS WILL BE PUBLISHED AS SOON AS WE ALL FIND OUT WHERE HE IS!!!         RIGHT NOW FOR SOMETHING THAT I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE IN A SCROLL TEXT!!!       YES SOME GREETINGS!!!       EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO AND GET A DRINK. DON'T GO AWAY I'LL BE BACK IN A MO                              RIGHT STILL HEREf GOOD.    FIRST GREET GOES TO SHOCKWAVE OF HANISSIS FIVE        CHEERS FOR THE LOGOS MATE. FUCKING WELL COOL. KEEP WRITING THOSE CRAZY LETTERSf CAREFUL NOT TO WALK INTO ANYMORE SHOPS WITH SELOTAPE WRAPPED AROUND YOUR HEAD!!!         DEXTROUS OF MAG FIELDS      I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME USING THIS PIECE OF MUSIK. I WOULD HAVE PHONED AND ASKED BUT I COULDN'T REMEMBER YA NUMBER...           SHAGRATT OF LSD      MEGA THANX FOR CREATING THE NUKE SADDAM VIRUS KILLER. WOT A LIFE SAVER YOU ARE!!!        SCRAB OF CYRUS      STOP PHONING ME WHEN YOU'RE PISSED YOU DRUNKEN FOOL. HOW'S YOUR SISTER. HAVE YOU KILLED HER YET!!!       MANX OF ARCHOAS     THANX FOR GIVING ME THE SADDAM VIRUS. IT WAS WELL COOL SPENDING ALL DAY SUNDAY REPAIRING MY ENTIRE DISK COLLECTION. I ENJOYED MYSELF THOUGH. HOW ARE THE CUCUMBERS BY THE WAY!!!        T.G.R OF ANTHROX     THANX FOR THE HELP. NOW I KNOW WHAT MOVE DOES I SHOULD FINISH THE MEGA DEMO WITHIN TWO WEEKS!!! MORE READING AND PRACTISE I THINK...        JUKI OF CRACK       CONGRATULATIONS ANDY ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR SECOND DAUGHTER. WELL DONE MATEf THE BEST OF LUCK FROM THE REST OF THE GUYZ IN THE GROUP.        MATRIX OF CRACK     HOW MUCH WILL YOU PAY ME NOT TO PHONE YOU UP AND DO MY IMPERSONATION OF YOU KNOW WHO!!!         MAGIC MUSHROOM OF FLASH PROD      HAVE YOU BOUGHT YOUR TRACKSUIT YET!!! SEND SOON GUY AND THANX ONCE AGAIN FOR THE THINGYS MATE. BY THE WAY HAVE YOU STOPPED TRYING TO HAVE IT AWAY WITH DRUNKEN WOMEN YET YOU LITTLE PERVEY !!!         MEG YOUTH OF CRACK     I HOPE YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE CRITISM TOO HARD. YOU'RE STILL A COOL MUSICIAN. I WAS GONNA USE A TUNE BY YOU FOR THIS INTRO BUT IT WAS TOO BIG!!!          HAWK OF CRACK     HAS YOUR FRIEND SUSSED OUT HOW TO USE PROTRACKER YET!!!             WELL ENOUGH OF THIS.     HOLD ONf YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIVE THIS BUT IT'S STOPPED RAINING!!!       YUP IT'S THE GREAT BRITISH SUMMER TIME WHERE IT DOES NOTHING BUT RAIN.      LUCKILY IT MEANS WIMBELDON IS WASHED OUT SO WE DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER THAT I SUPPOSE!!!          WELL I WAS GOING TO TORTURE YOU ALL AND TELL YOU ABOUT MY FUN PISS UP THE OTHER NIGHT BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED SO HERE'S THE ADDRESS AND I'LL BE OFF. SO IF YOU WANNA SWAP USED PENCIL SHAVINGS THEN WRITE TO:-               DELBERT      
 39 ATHELSTAN ROAD  
      FAVERSHAM     
        KENT        
     ME13 8QL      
       ENGLAND      
                NEWS UPDATE: IT'S JUST STARTED RAINING AGAINf NOW THAT DOES MAKE A CHANGE!!!                      NEWS UPDATE II: IT'S STOPPED AGAIN. NOW THIS COULD GO ON ALL NIGHT.........                            WRAP