TOO BAD, LAMERS!! SIGNED: VECTORMAN AND BLACKSTAR OF CRB, SEPTEMBER 89 1. WASTELAND 02:11 2. ALPHA AND OMEGA 04:00 3. MEMORYDUST 06:21 4. HELICO EE:EE 5. FULL EFFECT 04:28 6. BA1 03:27 7. INTRUDER 04:42 8. JOHANSEN 04:37 9. CAGHOT1 03:58 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 YO EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO A NEW AND POWERFUL SOUNDDISK IN THE GREATMUZAXS SERIE. THIS SERIE WAS ORIGINALLY MENT TO GO OUT, BUT AFTER MANY REQUESTS FROM OUR FAITHFUL AUDIENCE, WE GAVE IN TO THE PRESSURE AND MADE ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER THING, WHICH PROBABLY MOST OF YOU KNOW, BUT WHICH CANNOT BE SAID TO OFTEN IS THE FACT THAT GHOSTRIDERS HAS JOINED CRYPTOBURNERS. SO ALL PREVIOUS CONTACTS OF GHOSTRIDERS ARE NOW SWAPPING WITH CRYPTOBURNERS. AND AS I'M AT IT, HOW ABOUT A SHORT MEMBERSLIST? (RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO STOP/RESTART SCROLL) 'ERE IT GOES..... MEMBERS OF CRYPTOBURNERS ARE: (Z-A) WINDWALKER (GRAPHIX-WIZ AND SWAPPER) VECTORMAN (CODER, DEFINITELY NO GRAPHIX-WIZ!) TRIXAL (MUSICIAN) TIME TRAVELLER (CODER, MUSICIAN, SWAPPER) RHESUS MINUS (MUSICIAN) OSCON (CODER) ORGASMUS (SWAPPER?) KYLERION (GRAPHIX-WIZ) JACKMIX (SWAPPER) HEATSEEKER (CODER, GRAPHIX-WIZ) CRESCENDO (MUSICIAN) BUGBEAR (GRAPHIX-WIZ) BLACKSTAR (MUSICIAN, SWAPPER) BIMBEX (SWAPPER) AGGRESSOR (SWAPPER) THAT'S IT! SO, YOU'RE STILL READING? (OF COURSE YOU ARE). THIS IS AFTERALL A NECESSITY FOR YOUR DISK-COLLECTION AS IT CONTAINS HITS FROM RED SECTOR'S GREAT MEGADEMO, MUSIC FROM RAZOR 1911, A GREAT SONG BY GLADIATOR FROM IT AND MANY OTHER GREAT SONGS. I THINK I'D BETTER WRITE SOME CREDITS NOW, VECTORMAN IS STANDING BEHIND ME ALL RED IN HIS FACE (HE'S DEFINETLY ANGRY!) BECAUSE HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO GET HIS NAME MENTIONED IN ANOTHER SCROLLY. HEY VICTOR... YOU DID GET YOUR NAME IN THE LAST INTRO YOU CODED......BANG.. AUCH! OK, OK I WILL WRITE THE CREDITS NOW.... SO HERE THEY GO (THIS CAUSE ISN'T NOBLE ENOUGH TO DIE FOR!) CODING, GRAPHIX (THESE PAINTINGS HE'S REAL PROUD OF! (OH YES! - VECTORMAN)) BY VECTORMAN. THESE SHITTY LINES OF TEXT WERE OF COURSE WRITTEN BY BLACKSTAR (THE NUMERO UNO BULLSHIT-WRITER). THAT'S IT! DID YOU GET SATISFACTION NOW VICTOR? (AAAAHH!!... - VICTOR) AS YOU'VE EMBARKED ON READING THIS SCROLLTEXT, YOU MUST BE QUITE CRAZY, SO I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BLAME ME FOR WRITING THIS CRAP! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU NOT KNOWING, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE SILLY JOKES DEPARTMENT. SO NOW YOU KNOW! DON'T TAKE MY JOKES TOO SERIOUSLY. I DON'T FEEL LIKE GIVING UP THE WORLD OF LISTS QUITE YET.... I THINK IT'S TIME FOR SOME SMALL GREETS. SO HERE THEY GO.... IN ABSOLUTELY NO SPECIAL ORDER (EXCEPT A-Z) ABNORMAL, ACADEMY, ACCESSION, ACCUMULATORS, ACTION FORCE, AHEAD, ALIVE, AMIGA ENTERPRISES/CYBORG POWER SYSTEMS, AMIGA FORCE, APEX, ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE, AVALANCHE, AVENGER, AVOID, BALLCRACKERS, BEYOND 2000, BIONIC FORCE, BOLERO, BOUNTY, BRAINSTORM, BRAINSTORMERS, BROWBEAT, BYTERAPERS, BYTESTAR, CARTEL, CHAOS AND SLIPSTREAM, CLONES, COLD FUSION CREW, COMMAND, COMPLEX, CRIME, CRIONICS, CRITTERS, CRUSADERS, DEATHSTAR, DELIVERANCE, DEMONS OF ALPHA FLIGHT, DUAL CREW, DYNASTY, EPSILON, ERRORS, ESA, ETERNITY, FATAL ERROR, FRAXION, FREEDOM FORCE, G.O.T., GATE AND EXEC., GOONIES, HACKTRICK CRACKING CREW, IBB, IPEC ELITE, IT, K.O.R.T., KEFRENS, LAWBREAKERS, LAZER, LEGEND, LEVEL 1/PHOENIX, LEVEL 4, MAFFIA, MAGNETIC FIELDS, MASTER CREW AND ELIMINATION, NETWORK, NEW MASTERS, NORTHERN LIGHTS, NORTHSTAR AND SILENTS, OVERSIZE/ASIA INC., PANZERFAUST, PHAZE 101, PIRANHAS, QUACKERS, RAZOR 1911, REBELS, RED SECTOR INC., SARGON, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SIRIUS CYBERNETICS CORP., SPECTRE, SPIRIT, STORM, SUBWAY AND DREAM TEAM, SUNRIDERS ICELAND, SUPPLEX, SUPREME, TARTAN ARMY AND TST, THE BAND (NORWAY), THE RISING FORCE, TIMELORDS, TOMCAT F-14, TOP SWAP, TRAXXION/SINNERS, TRIANGLE (THE REAL ONE), TRONIC, UNITED FORCES, VISION, VISUAL ARTS, VORTEX 42, WIZZCAT, WONDERBOYS AND X-MEN. IF I MISSED YOU THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, BUT IF YOU FEEL VERY INSULTED, GIVE US A WORD, OK? AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! I WISH TO SEND A LITTLE MESSAGE TO MY GOOD FRIEND IN FRANCE, DARRY BOOPER OF G.O.T: HI FREDERIC! I'M SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN US... I'VE CUT A LOT OF CONTACTS, AND MANY OF THEM HAS BEEN GIVEN TO TIME TRAVELLER. I GAVE HIM ALL YOUR DISKS, AND TOLD HIM TO SEND TO YA! APPARANTLY HE CAN'T HAVE SENT TO YOU YET, 'COZ I KEEP GETTING DISKS FROM YOU! I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I'VE STOLEN ANY DISKS FROM YOU, I HAVEN'T! YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND AND SWAPPER, AND I WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK SWAPPING WITH TIME TRAVELLER. KEEP IN TOUCH THOUGH, I'D LOVE TO RECEIVE SOME COOL LETTERS FROM YA! SO, A VERY SPECIAL GREET TO DARRY BOOPER AND THE REST OF G.O.T FROM BLACKSTAR OF CRYPTOBURNERS. THEN WE HAVE OUR NORWEGIAN FRIENDS IN RAZOR 1911 WHO CODED THEIR 'KICKRESET' GODT FORS0K GUTTER, MEN HVORFOR? (HAHAHA! - VECTORMAN) DERE HAR VEL IKKE GLEMT AT HVER GANG PAA COPYPARTY HAR DERE BLITT SLAATT AV FOLK MED A500? (HARR HARR! DEN VAR F O R DR0Y!) NEI, FRA SP0K TIL ALVOR, 'KOPPEN' STAAR HOS HEATSEEKER, OG VI PUNGTERTE ALTSAA IKKE PAA DOVRE (SECTOR 9.... EN GOD TING KAN GANSKE ENKELT IKKE SIES FOR OFTE!) TIRED OF NORWEGIAN? NO? GREAT, 'COZ HERE COMES MORE..... HEY IT!!! BEKLAGER AT POPULOUS SCENERY DISK IKKE HAR KOMMET ENDA (BURGLAR!). JEG MISTET MIN OG HAR STREVD LITT MED AA FAA TAK I EN NY, MEN HER KOMMER DEN! GLADIATOR... DET VILLE VAERE KULT OM DU KUNNE KOMME EN TUR I H0STFERIEN. WELL, THIS TEXT'S LENGTH IS RAPIDLY INCREASING, BUT WHO CARES???? IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, THAT'S Y.P! (YOUR PROBLEM!) COMING UP NOW IS ......SOME MORE CRAP! INCLUDING EVEN MORE CRAP! BUY THE LATEST 12'' FROM S-EXPRESS (MANTRA FOR A STATE OF MIND!) IT'S ...FUNKY... END OF COMMERCIALS? NO WAY! A COKE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC (DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KEEP HIM(?) AWAY????) AWAY! COKE... THE REAL TASTE... ANYWAY, COKE'S A MUST! TO OUR FRIENDS IN VISUAL ARTS..... PANNEKAKER ER KANSKJE GODT MED SYLTET0Y PAA, MEN IKKE NOE KAN MAALE SEG MED EKTE VESTLANDSLEFSER (YIEEACH! THAT'S DISGUSTING!). ANYWAY, DON'T KEEP SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT OUR JOINT PROJECT IN THE EASTER..... NOT UNTIL EVERYTHING'S READY! HEY!!! NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS! YOU'VE GOT THE BODY, I'VE GOT THE BRAINS (FREDDY II) HE'S FUNNY! (FUNKY? - VCM) I'M NO HORROR-FREAK, BUT FREDDY'S COOL. TRANSMISSION ENDING HERE! (DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? YES? SUCKER!) THIS TEXT IS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE! BUT WHO CARES? IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ANY MORE, LOAD WASTELAND FROM BIT ARTS AND PUMP UP THE VOLUME, 'COZ IT'S JUST GREAT. THE SONG, AS WELL AS THE DEMO, ARE SETTING NEW STANDARDS ON THE AMIGA! SITUATION- REPORT: I'M SITTING HERE IN MY MY ROOM, QUITE ALONE AT THE MOMENT, WRITING THIS SHIT AND LISTENING TO THE GREAT SOUNDS OF MERLIN! (DROP THE WEAPON) BUT, AS I AM A MAN OF VARIED TASTE, I DO LISTEN TO OTHER KINDS OF MUSIC..... THE LEADING THREE ARE JEAN MICHEL JARRE, VANGELIS AND KITARO (NO ORDER!) (ALL AMIGAFREAX WITH RESPECT FOR THEMSELVES LIKES THESE 3 SOUND MAGICIANS) YO MILKSHAKE OF KEFRENS! HOW'S FRANCE? GREAT? I'D LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER THE LOGO AS WE DISCUSSED EARLIER! ...... MOVE YOUR FEET TO THE RHYTHM OF THE BEAT! GEE! ONLY 6.5 KB OF SCROLLTEXT? CHRIST (?), THAT'S BAD! HAVE TO WRITE SOME MORE THEN! AND WHY NOT SPEND SOME BYTES OF THIS TEXT ON THE CONTACT ADDRESSES FROM A FEW OF OUR SWAPPERS? OK! WE BEGIN WITH TIME TRAVELLERS ADDRESS....... (REMEBER RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON?) WRITE TO: GEIR RUNE LADEHAUG HENNEBYGDA 6798 LOTE NORWAY COMING UP... JACKMIX'S ADDRESS....... P.O. BOX 141 3055 KROKSTADELVA NORWAY AND NOW, BLACKSTAR'S ADDRESS (ONLY FOR THE ELITE AND MUSIC-SWAPPERS!) ODDGEIR HVIDSTEN PRESTEHOLTEN 14A 6800 F0RDE NORWAY. I DON'T BOTHER TO WRITE ANY MORE ADDRESSES NOW, MORE OF THEM LATER! OH YES, ONE THING THOUGH..... YOU GUYS STILL CONTACTING US BECAUSE OF OUR MEGADEMO...... PLEASE NOTICE..... BEATBOY, CINZANO AND SUPERTED ARE NOT MEMBERS OF CRYPTOBURNERS! SO IF YOU CONTACT ANY OF THESE GUYS, DON'T BLAME US IF THEY STEAL YOUR DISKS OR SOMETHING IN THAT DIRECTION! ALSO, IF YOU ARE CONTACTED BY GUYS CLAIMING THEMSELVES TO BE MEMBERS OF CRYPTOBURNERS AND IF THEIR NAMES AREN'T IN OUR MEMBERSLIST, CONTACT ONE OF US AND GIVE US HIS NAME AND ADDRESS! THANK YOU! (I SUGGEST: KILL HIM!! - VCM) AND NOW... TO JOSTEIN DAHL GJELSVIK... THE MAN WITH THE PLAN WHO MADE ME UNDERSTAND..... ALL PRAISE AND GLORY FROM BLACKSTAR! (OK TRIXAL! NOW I MENTIONED YOUR NAME IN THIS SCROLLER TOO!) OG HER ER EN LITEN SYLTYNN EN TIL DEG IVAR, SAA DU IKKE BLIR SUR...... HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEEEEEEEEE..?..??!?? FORN0YD? IKKE? OK DA... HEATSEEKER, HEATSEEKER ETC.... THIS WAS A LITTLE IN-GROUP PART OF THE TEXT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! OH, BY THE WAY JACKMIX.... HOW'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? WELL, I THINK THIS SCROLLTEXT IS GETTING MORE AND MORE CRAPPY! I MUST BE AWARDED THE 'SCROLLTEXT OF THE YEAR' PRIZE! FOR HAVING TO TYPE ALL THIS SHIT! AND NOW, OUR CONTACT AND SWAPPING ADVERTS...... FIRST ONE COMES IN NORWEGIAN......... HAR LIM! 0NSKER KONTAKT! BM. KONTAKTLIM HARR! HARR! LITT HUMOR (?) ER VEL IKKE AA FORAKTE! ONE MORE? YES? OK, HERE IT GOES.... HAR S0STER, 0NSKER PSYKE........BM. PSYKES0STER! HARR HARR! I KILL ME! WELL, YOU FOREIGNERS, WHO PROBABLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES, DON'T DESPAIR! THEY WON'T BE TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH, SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO READ THEM. AND NOW, FOR MY GERMAN FRIEND, FADE ONE OF SUPREME.... KANNST DU MIR TELEFONIEREN? LAST TIME WAS SO ...CRUNCHY (GEE, NOT THE RIGHT WORD) YO THERON (ACADEMY).... ENDA ET SPILL FRA OSS! KANSKJE VI SKULLE STARTE ET EGET SOFTWARE-HUS? (VAARS GUTTA SOM CODER SPELL!) SYNEST SPILLET DERES VAR D0DBRA! LAG ET NYTT! BEKLAGER AT JEG ER I SIRUP, MEN DET FAAR IKKE HJELPE! JEG MAA OGSAA FAA LOV TIL AA SI HEI TIL LILLE SKYHAWK OF THE BAND. ... . . . . .. . LIKTE VIRKELIG MUSIKKDISKEN DERES. PAA TIDE PIXAR JOINET DERE. LAG FLERE SLIKE MUSIKKDISKER! DE ER MORSOMME! MESSAGE-TIME? WELL, HERE'S ONE FOR OUR GOOD FRIENDS IN CRIME..... CRIME (LITT INVIKLET MEN...) OG SPESIELLT TIL MIN LILLE GRISETE VENN GISSY..... FIKK DU SKREVET DEN RAPPORTEN? GIKK ALT BRA? FIKK DU BREVET MITT? HAR DU DENNE DISKEN? HAR DU AMIGA? LEVER DU? HVIS SVARENE PAA DISSE SP0RSMAALENE ER JA, KAN DU FORTSETTE AA LESE. OH, WASN'T THIS GREAT?? ? ? NOW ALL GERMANS, DUTCH GUYS, FINNISH FREAKS, ENGLISH, AUSTRIAN, POLISH, SWEDISH, GREECE, FRENCH, SPANISH, PORTUGESE ETC. GUYS ARE PROBABLY LOOKING FORWARD TO 1992 WHEN THEY BREAK DOWN THE TRADE BARRIERS BETWEEN THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. EXCEPT US NORWEGIANS..... THE NORWEGIAN GOVERNMENT IS AGAINST CHEAP COKE, HAMBURGERS, POSTAGE, TRAVELS ETC. WELL, IT'S A LONG TIME TO 1992 AND WE'RE YET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS... (NOTE: THIS IS BLACKSTARS' PERSONAL OPINION!! MAD FARMERS, FISHERMEN, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, NATIONALISTS AND LIKES, SHOULD KILL HIM, AND NOT OTHER MEMBERS OF CRB! - VCM) NOW I'M SITTING IN MY ROOM WITH HUGO (THE STORM!) JUST OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! (WELL, A COUPLE OF 100 MILES AWAY, BUT IT CATCHES THE RIGHT ATMOSPHERE, SO WHO CARES ABOUT A COUPLE OF MILES?) THE ELECTRICITY IS GONE, SO THIS TEXT IS WRITTEN USING THE ELECTRICITY VECTORMAN PRODUCES IN MY CELLAR! (HE'S RIDING A TRIM-BIKE CONNECTED TO A GENERATOR!) THE POWER'S SPARSE, BUT I HAVE ENOUGH! (BECAUSE HE BROUGHT HIS FAMILY TO HELP HIM!). NO SERIOUSLY, HE'S SITTING IN MY SOFA GIGGLING AND READING..... (NO, NOT MY SCROLL-TEXT! DID YOU REALLY THINK HE HAS A TASTE LIKE AN ALIGATOR? YES? WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT THAT ISN'T ENOUGH TO READ THIS TEXT)... HE'S READING .....ASTERIX... (HOLY COW! THE GUY'S GOT GOOD TASTE TOO!?!) ASTERIX.... THE NUMBER ONE COMIC..... (TOMMY OG TIGEREN ER OGSAA KUULT, MEN DET VAR IKKE DET JEG SNAKKET OM NAA, SAA GLEM DET!) GEEE, THE GUY'S LAUGHING. HOW COME HE'S LAUGHING AND I'M NOT??? (HE'S READING TOP NOTCH LITTERATURE, I'M WRITING JUNK!) SHUT UP! ALREADY! DAMN! (PRINCE). COOL EH? AAAAHHH, CAPELLA'S HELYOMB HALIMB (OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT) JUST STARTED, AND IT'S GREAT! HMMMMMMMMM ... THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON HERE! OBELIX IS EATING GLUBBGLUBB'S. HE'S IN AMERICA, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW? WHAT A STRANGE GUY, EH? (THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO THE SCROLLTEXT, AND YOU SHOULD NOT TAKE NOTICE OF IT!) KABOOOM...... THE LIGHTNING STRUCK, FOR I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO SAY SOME WORDS TO RHESUS MINUS! IF YOU'RE STILL READING RHESUS, HOW ABOUT THIS...... TAKK FOR LAKRISPINNENE.... DE GIKK MED TIL AA BESTIKKE (JAVELDA... BETALE!) S0STER'N FOR DEN FLOTTE SIGNATUREN. VAR IKKE DEN SUPEROPPTILKJEMPEFANTAFENOMENALISTISK?) IT IS TIME TO GET FUNKY OK, HERE I GO WITH ONE OR TWO MORE ADDRESSES FOR YOU: FOR SOUNDSWAPPING, WRITE TO: TRIXAL OF CRB JOSTEIN DAHL GJELSVIK SOLAASEN 23 5050 NESTTUN NORWAY! YOU MAY ALSO CONTACT BIMBEX OF CRB FOR SWAPPING. WRITE TO: LARS CHRISTIAN SCHREINER ULSMAAGAASEN 7 5050 NESSTUN NORWAY THAT WAS IT FOR MORE ADDRESSES (I DID KEEP MY PROMISE, DIDN'T I?) AND NOW A WORD OF WARNING FOR LAMERS HAVING YET TO CONTACT US, AND TO YOU WHOM HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN....... DON'T EXPECT US TO ANSWER YOUR SHITTY LITTLE LETTERS WHEN YOU LIST YOUR LATEST GAMES, AND WHEN THEY'RE MORE THAN ONE MONTH OLD. YOU MAY CALL US DISKSTEALERS FOR DOING THIS, BUT CONSIDER THIS..... WE NEVER ASKED YOU TO WRITE US. YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S ALWAYS A RISK WHEN CONTACTING NEW PEOPLE! BUT FEEL FREE TO WRITE US FOR BUYING STUFF. OF COURSE, ELITE GROUPS WILL ALWAYS BE REPLIED, BUT TO UNKNOWN GUYS LIKE 'THE STONETHROWERS' OR 'THE SPERMBUSTERS' (NEAT NAME!) ARE BORN WITHOUT HOPE, BECAUSE FAITH WANTED IT TO BE THAT WAY! IF YOU'RE A RICH SUCKER THOUGH, SEND YOUR DONATIONS TO OUR ADDRESSES (DONATIONS ABOVE 15 US DOLLARS ARE REWARDED WITH ONE GREET PER DONATION). SO NOW YOU KNOW. KNIIIIIRK.... CLOSING THE SUBJECT...KNIIRK.....SLAM..... AH, FINALLY I WAS ABLE TO CLOSE IT! WHAT IS THIS???? I HEAR SOMETHING..... CAN IT BE??? NO THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.... OR IS IT?? CAN IT BE THE BOOGYMAN???? NO, I DON'T THINK SO.... OR?.?.?? PUHH! WHAT A WONDERFUL MESSAGE... DESPITE THE GROANING NOISE, I'M HAPPY (OR AM I?) IT WAS ONLY VECTORMAN HAVING READ YET ANOTHER FUNNY PART OF ASTERIX. I MUST ADMIT IT, HE'S GOT REALLY GOOD TASTE! IMAGINE, A GUY WEARING TROUSERS, A SWEATER, SOCKS, AND HE'S EVEN GOT HAIR..... PERFECTLY NORMAL, YOU SAY? IS IT TRUE? WAS I REALLY MISTAKEN? WELL, PROBABLY. THIS TEXT IS LOOSING ALL FORMS OF COMMON SENSE! I THINK THERE'S A BUG! YES, IT IS! WAIT HERE, I'LL HAVE TO KILL IT....................................SKVAISE.................THAT'S IT.... I STEPPED ON IT! IT WAS A BIG BLACK UGLY ONE, WITH EIGHT LEGS! THAT'S IT! THE FINAL PART OF CIVILIZATION LEFT THIS SCROLLTEXT....... MY BOUNDS ARE BROKEN.... I CAN GO CRAZY...... GJREHTRDHHHSOHSZDGFZ DHGSZDFGDSAFGGEUFBJDGFJGOOHGJHTOROEGHRU ENTERTAINING ISN'T IT? I THINK THE END IS NEAR! I CAN SEE SPIDERS CRAWLING UP AND DOWN THE WALLS! (THIS IS THE WAY A SCROLLER TURNS WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF COKE, BEER, INSPIRATION AND MUCH MORE) SOME WORDS ABOUT THIS DISK AT THE END.... MOST OF THIS WORK WAS DONE SEPTEMBER 1989. TODAY IS 22.09.89, BUT THE DISK WON'T BE READY TODAY. IT WAS (IS?) RELEASED 3.10.89 (DELAYED BY THE SOME LAMERS AT DATA BECKER WHO CANNOT CODE A SHITTY LITTLE TRACKLOADER!!!!!! ) ALL OF THE SONGS ARE GREAT. THE CODING IS GREAT. THE GRAPHICS ARE GREAT. THE SCROLLTEXT IS GREAT. THE.....FUCK! I CAUGHT MYSELF LYING AGAIN. ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE (JUDGE FOR YOURSELF) AND REMEMBER..... CRYPTOBURNERS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE WHICH MAY OCCURE TO THE HUMAN BRAIN, ATTEMPTED SUICIDES OR WHATSOEVER. FURTHERMORE, WE DO NOT POSESS THE COPYRIGHT FOR THESE GREAT TUNES, AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY'RE NOT COPYRIGHTED. AND REMEMBER, YOU WERE THE ONES ASKING FOR THIS DISK. THAT'S A RESPONSIBILITY YOU HAVE TO TAKE ON YOURSELVES. AND WITH THESE WORDS, RADIO BLACKSTAR SIGNS OFF, ENDING HIS TRANSMISSION TO THE HUMAN RACE WITH A LITTLE SONG. COME ON EVERYBODY, HERE ARE THE LYRICS....TRALALALALALALALALALALA JEG DIGGER MEG, JEG DIGGER MEG, JEG DIGG, DIGG, DIGGER MEG!!! WEEL, THANK YOU FOR READING MY LINES OF TEXT, AND I HOPE YOU WILL RETURN IN MY NEXT SCROLLER. AND NOW, RESERVE YOUR STRENGTH, A MAN IN A SPACESUIT IS TAKING OVER............ BE GREETED HUMAN. THIS IS THE GREAT VECTORMAN TRANSMITTING ON THE 09F0 FREQUENCE.... FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULD RESET THIS PROGRAM, PUT SUNGLASSES ON, AND BOOT IT AGAIN! I REALLY HATE THE GFX ON THIS SCREEN.... AAAARRGH!...... YOU SEE, I WAS SITTING IN MY ROOM WONDERING HOW I SHOULD FULFILL BLACKSTAR'S IDEA TO MAKE THIS DISK WITH CD-PLAYER STYLE GFX... I HAD LOADED DP3 AND WAS LOOKING AT MY CD, BUT... FUCK!!! IT IS BLACK!! HOW CAN I PAINT A BLACK CD-PLAYER WITH A BLACK BACKGROUND?? WELL, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED, I COULDN'T!! (TOO BAD) ANYROAD.. WHO CARES? (HEY, THATS BLACKSTAR'S EXPRESSION!!) .... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDMDMMDDDLALALALALALADMMMM.... DIGDIGDIGDIG..... I JUST LOVE THE MUSIC ON THIS DISK!!!!!! OOOOHHHH YEAAAH!! .... MESSAGE TO HERMANN OF COMMAND/VISION: HEY MAN! NOW YOU ARE MENTIONED HERE TOO!...HOW DID YOU LIKE MY 3D-BEDROOM-PAINTING??? HEHEHHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... VEEEERY FUNNY!!! HOPE YOU CAN USE THE SOURCES I SENT, AND THAT YOU HAVE PROGRESSION IN YOUR CODING! HOPE YOU CAN COME NEXT SUMMER! IN THE MEANWHILE: KEEP COOL, MAN!....... NOW...SOME WORDS ABOUT THE SLIMY, GREEN LITTLE THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN... IT'S CALLED AN -AAA- (ADVANCED (?) AMPLITUDE ANALYZER)....I MUST SAY I'M QUITE PROUD OF THIS ROUTINE, COZ' IT CAN DO 320 X 2.5 PIXELS IN ONE V.B!........AS YOU PROBABLY HAVE DISCOVERED, IT DISPLAYS ONLY ONE VOICE AT THE TIME, BUT THERE'S NO GOOD-LOOKING WAY TO DISPLAY ALL 4 VOICES IN ONE RASTER! I TRIED BLIITER AND COPPER COPYING BUT THAT LOOKED SO FUCKING UGLY... I TRIED MODULATION, BUT THAT LOOKED SO FUCKING CORNY, SO...I JUST LEAVE IT TO YOU TO DECIDE WICH CHANNEL TO BE DISPLAYED (PLAY AROUND WITH GADGETS!)....YES, YES I KNOW! THIS VERSION DOESN'T SUPPORT REPEATING INSTRUMENTS OR VOLUME, BUT THE CLOCK IS NOW 04.15 MONDAY THE 25.09.89, AND I SIMPLY DON'T CARE!!.....I CHALLENGE ALL CODERS TO MAKE AN -AAA-, DISPLAYING ALL VOICES ON SCREEN, IN ONE RASTER!! (NO COPPER OR BLITTER COPYING, AND NO SCREEN-SWAPPING!)...320 X 4 PIXELS... I SAY: GOOD LUCK!....(HEHEHE)......... ........MESSAGE TO RSI: RELAX, RELAX! THERE'S A RESETPROTECTION GUARDING YOUR SONGS ON THIS DISK TOO! GREAT WORK, GREAT MEGADEMO, GREAT MUSIC, GREAT GFX! JUST GREAT! YEAAH, KEEP UP YOUR GREAT WORK!!! NOW.....FINALLY.... .....THE END IS NEAR...... DER ENDE IST CLOSE! OHHHH...IT'S COMING CLOSER!...THE LIGHT STARTS FLASHING...HUGE SPIDERS ARE CRAWLING EVERYWHERE (THERE ARE NO SPIDERS IN MY ROOM - BLACKSTAR) ...EVERYTHING STARTS SHAKING....SSSHHAAKING.... I'M FEELING DIZZY.....FALLING ASL.......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GOSH, HE FELL ASLEEP! WELL, SEE YA LATER. NOW, READ THIS TEXT AGAIN. BYE FREAX!! 20 KB VISUAL ARTS DIGGER FREMSKRITTSPARTIET! HE HE! LAMERS! (SA JEG NOE GALT?) NEI, ALVORLIG TALT, FOLK VIL HUSKE PAASKA SOM DEN BESTE NOENGANG. JEG SIER IKKE MER....... HEY! DON'T START PLAYING AROUND YET!! INSTRUCTIONS: USE GADGETS TO TURN THINGS ON/OFF, PLAY, STOP, ETC.... USE 'LOAD' TO LOAD THE CURRENT TUNE! GUESS WHAT 'EXIT' AND 'LED' DOES!... AND DON'T FORGET TO READ THE SCROLLY BELOW TOO!! (RIGHT BUTTON TO STOP/RESTART SCROLL).......... BUT NOW... ACTION!!! MMMMMUUUUUSSSSSSIIIICCCCC POOOOOOOWWWWWWEEEERRRR!!!!!!!! ..........YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!............... YOHOOO! THIS MEGAFAB TRACK WAS RIPPED FROM THE RED SECTOR MEGADEMO (FROM THE VECTORBALL-PART), AND IT WAS COMPOSED BY BIT ARTS. IT'S CALLED WASTELAND! GREAT WORK! A GOOD TIP FOR THIS TUNE.... PUMP UP THE VOLUME AND MAKE IT FUNKY! ALPHA AND OMEGA, COMPOSED BY GLADIATOR OF IT AND IT WAS ENTERED IN THE MUSIC-COMPETITION HELD BY NORSK DATOR! ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK THERE'LL EVER BE RESULTS FROM THIS COMPETITION, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER THING. THIS SONG WAS USED BY IT IN THEIR LATEST DEMO, THE CELEBRATION-DEMO! IN MY OPINION, THIS WAS THE BEST SONG ON THEIR DEMO, AND IT IS JUST GREAT. WELL, NO MORE COMMENTS, READ THE MAIN SCROLLY AND ENJOY THIS MASTERPIECE OF SOUNDTRACKING! HIP HOP! MEMORYDUST COMING FROM CODEX OF RAZOR 1911, TAKEN FROM THE INTRO TO THEIR 'KICKRESET'! THIS TUNE IS SOOOOO GROOOOOVY! COME ON, LET THE SOUND FLOW FROM YOUR SPEAKERS. KEEP UP YOUR GREAT MUSIC CODEX! YEAH! HELICO BY FREDERIC HAHN, OR FRED AS HE'S NORMALLY REFERRED TO. I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT THIS MODULE, BUT ONE DAY I JUST DISCOVERED IT ON A DISK. ANYWAY, IT'S GREAT! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK OF YOURS, MAN! WOW! LISTEN TO THIS! THIS MUST BE ONE OF THE FUNKIEST TUNES EVER WRITTEN ON THE AMIGA! AND TO MY DESPAIR, I DON'T KNOW WHO MADE IT! BUT ANYWAY, ENJOY IT, DIG IT, TAPE IT ETC... BY THE WAY, IT WAS FOUND ON A DEMO BY ASIA INC. IN MAY 89. BA1! ANOTHER GREAT TUNE FROM THE RED SECTOR MEGADEMO! THE ATHMOSPHERIC SOUNDS MATCH THE DEMO BRILLIANTLY. THIS TUNE WAS ALSO TRACKED BY BIT ARTS. WHAT MORE CAN I SAY??? ENJOY!!!! INTRUDER..... BY RAZOR 1911'S SECOND MUSIC-GENIOUS! HATTRICK! ALTHOUGH CONVERTED FROM THE C64, IT'S A GREAT PIECE OF WORK. IT WAS FOUND ON THE INTRO OF AMIGA PIONEERS, THE GREAT COLLECTION BY RAZOR 1911! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MAN! WELL, IF IT ISN'T JOHANSEN AGAIN (?) THIS SONG IS ACTUALLY CALLED JOHANSEN, AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY IQ- AND USED BY QUACKERS IN THEIR LATEST DEMO. (FROM THE IT/RAZOR-PARTY IN TRONDHEIM, JUNE 89) GREAT WORK GUYS. THIS STRANGE TUNE IS TITLED CAGHOT1 AND IT WAS FOUND ON THE INTRO OF WAR MACHINE. (ACCUMULATORS) ANOTHER TUNE WITH AN UNKNOWN COMPOSER, BUT WHO CARES? THE SOUND IS HIP, SO JUST DIG IT FREAKS! CRYPTOBURNERS PRESENTS A NEW GREATMUZAXS DISK!! THIS ONE IS THE NINTH OF THIS SERIE. ALL CODING AND SHITTY GFX BY VECTORMAN! (YOU ARE HEREBY WARNED!)... MICROINTRO CODED IN FIVE MINUTES BY VECTORMAN! GREAT INTROMUSIC BY RHESUS MINUS!....