BULLSEYE (tm) Bootblock - Do not destroy!!! Destroying not recommended if you want to load this program at any time... (C) Freedom Force 1989-90 Watch out for soon coming product from us: BULLSEYE V2.0 - LICENCE TO FLIRT !!! A new & improved version of this game - this time in finnish (sorry foreigners!) GAME CODING .............. LUCIFER TRACKLOADER .............. ANDY -IMPROVING ............. LUCIFER GRAPHICS ................. LUCIFER HORRIBLE MUSIC ........... LUCIFER DIGITIZING ............... LUCIFER QUESTIONS,ANSWERS,TEXTS .. LUCIFER MORAL SUPPORT ............ FIZZ ............ CRAYONE IDEAS,PLANNING ........... LUCIFER ........... FIZZ ........... CRAYONE CASTING: -------- MR. X .......... ARI RUOTSALAINEN LADIES ......... HELMI KURKKU ......... KAISA RUOTSALAINEN ......... LAILA ANUS ......... KYLLIKKI TUSSU ......... IMPI VITUNTAUS ......... HELGA NORTTI ......... LOLA HUULI ......... MEMMA VAGINA ......... LYYLI RUBIINI PIANO PLAYER ... KAI TAIPALE ANNOUNCER ...... ANTTI JAAKKOLA GUYS WATCHING THE SHOW ... JORMA HONKANEN ... PETRI TEITTINENî CAMERAMEN .......... JANNE PERA .......... MICHAEL ANDERSEN DIRECTOR ........... PER KANSTRUP FIRST AID .......... INGOLF LOKEN THANKS TO MTV FOR THE IDEA ! FREEDOM FORCE AND AMIGA INDUSTRIES PROUDLY PRESENT A FREEDOM FORCE PRODUCTION BULLSEYE - INFOSCREEN --------------------- AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, THERE ARE MANY PROGRAMS ON TV FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO GET SOME COMPANY FROM OPPOSITE SEX. THIS PROGRAM IS BASED ON THESE SILLY TV-PROGRAMS. THERE IS AN UNKNOWN MAN, MR X, ASKING QUESTIONS FROM THREE GIRLS, MISS A,B AND C. IN THE BEGINNING YOU CAN CHOOSE WHO YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE FROM THESE THREE WOMEN. DURING THE GAME YOU MUST CONTROL THE LADY BY ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS MADE BY MR.X. YOU HAVE 4 DIFFERENT CHOICES AND YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OF THEM BY USING YOUR MOUSE. MOVE IT UP AND DOWN TO CHANGE THE ANSWER AND PRESS LEFT BUTTON TO SELECT IT. AFTER MR.X HAS ASKED HIS QUESTIONS, HE WILL CHOOSE ONE OF THE THREE GIRLS ACCORDING TO HER ANSWERS (HE WILL GIVE POINTS FOR SATISFYING ANSWERS AND WHO WILL GET THE BIGGEST POINTS WILL BE THE GIRL HE SELECTS! SIMPLE, OR WHAT?!). SO TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF GUY THIS MR.X IS, AND CHOOSE THE ANSWER THAT WILL SATISFY HIM MOST. EVERY GIRL HAS A TRIP, SELECTED BY THE COMPUTER BEFORE THE PROGRAM. GIRL WHO HAS THE BEST TRIP WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST WOMAN FOR MR.X. GOOD LUCK WITH MR.X! - FREEDOM FORCE '90 WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE ? MISS A MISS B MISS C SO, YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MISS A MISS B MISS C PLAYER OPTIONS - PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR ANSWER: HI THERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HERE WE ARE AGAIN, IN THE STUDIO 361563 BRINGING YOU THIS WEEK'S FIND-A-FRIEND PROGRAM - BULLSEYE - !!! BEHIND ME IS SITTING MR. X, WHO SEEMS TO BE EXTREMELY UGLY THIS WEEK. I HOPE HE HAS SMARTER QUESTIONS THAN HE LOOKS LIKE. WE HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND WISE GIRLS THIS WEEK. WELCOME A, B AND C!!! OKAY, LET'S START !!! WELL, WELL! WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, SO I THINK YOU MUST CHOOSE YOUR LADY NOW! OH! THIS CAME SO QUICKLY... LET ME SEE... ALL THE LADIES ARE VERY INTERESTING AND THEY SOUND VERY ATTRACTIVE... ...BUT ONE OF THEM IS ABOVE THE ALL, MISS !!! ALL RIGHT! HE DECIDED TO TAKE MISS !!! GREAT. NOW PLEASE STAND UP AND COME HERE TO LOOK THE GIRLS, WHO ALREADY HAVE CHANGED THEIR PLACES (HEHE! HE THINKS SO...). THEN POINT ME THE LADY YOU JUST CHOSE! YES! HERE IS MISTER X AND HERE ARE OUR LOVELY LADIES!!! NOW, TELL US WHO IS MISS ? SHE IS MISS ! NO, NO SHE IS MISS ! SORRY, BUT WRONG AGAIN, THAT IS MISS ! WHAT? YOU ALREADY POINTED THAT GIRL. SHE IS MISS ! I DIDN'T KNOW THIS COULD BE SO DIFFICULT... RIGHT (AT LAST)! SHE IS YOUR LADY, MISS ! AS YOU MIGHT KNOW, THE COMPUTER HAS GIVEN A TRIP TO EVERY LADY ACCORDING TO HER FITNESS TO MR. X. THE BETTER THE TRIP, THE BETTER DECISION MR. X HAS MADE! NOW LET'S SEE THE TRIPS... AND FIRST LET'S SEE WHERE YOU DON'T GO! WITH MISS YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO ............ WHAT A PITY! AND WITH MISS YOU WOULD HAVE GONE TO ............ I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU! AND NOW, SOME EXCITEMENT... WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO TRAVEL WITH OUR LOVELY MISS ... YES! YOU WILL GO TOGETHER TO ISN'T THIS GREAT, MR.X ! I REALLY LIKE THAT PLACE. WELL, ANYWAY, THIS IS ALSO THE END OF TODAY'S BULLSEYE-PROGRAM. I HOPE YOU HAD GOOD TIME WITH US, AND CONGRATULATIONS MR.X AND I HOPE YOU AND YOUR LADY HAVE GOOD TIME DURING YOUR TRIP (I'M SURE YOU HAVE!). BYE BYE FOR THIS TIME AND REMEMBER - THERE'S NO AIDS WITHOUT BULLSEYE!!! SEE YOU ! MADRID ISTANBUL SOUTH-AFRICA HAMBURG STOCKHOLM DETROIT LOS ANGELES DUCKBURG TOKYO CANARY-ISLANDS HELSINKI COPENHAGEN LONDON MANCHESTER LAHTI PARIS AUSTRALIA NEW ZEALAND REYKJAVIK NEW YORK MANCHESTER FRANKFURT PEKING ROME VENICE ATHENE NIGER BRAZIL ELM STREET GOTHAM CITY PACIFIC OCEAN AUSTRALIA GREAT CANYON STONEHENGE DISNEYLAND IRELAND MIDDLE-EAST MUNCHEN TCHERNOBYL SILICON VALLEY MOSCOW LENINGRAD EAST-BERLIN POLAND SIBERIA PRAGUE BUKAREST BULGARIA ESTHONIA TURKEY BERMUDA TRIANGLE NORTH POLE SOUTH POLE REPERBAHN CONCENTRATION CAMP THE NEAREST HOSPITALHELL .... NOWHERE WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE WITH YOU TO THE DESERTED ISLAND? WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE: SAM FOX,LIZ TAYLOR OR ALLA PUGATSHOVA? DO YOU HAVE ANY BIRTH-MARKS AND IF YOU DO, WHERE EXACTLY? WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU USE IN LEISURE TIME? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MOVIE AND YOUR FAVOURITE MALE-ACTOR? WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN YOU ARE IN ELEVATOR WITH A MAN? WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE SINGER OR BAND? WHAT KIND OF VISIONS DO YOU HAVE ABOUT ME? WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR HAND-BAG AT THE MOMENT? TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF. FOR EXAMPLE YOUR CHARACTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? HOW MUCH IS 10 PERCENT FROM 2? DO YOU SLEEP NAKED? WHEN DID YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY? WHAT DO YOU THINK WORD 'ROMANTIC' REALLY MEANS? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? HOW LONG COCK DO YOU THINK I HAVE? YOU MEET A FAIRY. SHE GIVES YOU ONE WISH. WHAT WOULD YOU WISH? WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE IF YOU COULD CHOOSE: PORSCHE, ATARI ST, MEN, OR AN ORGASM? SOME ISSUES OF PLAYGIRL CUCUMBERS AN UMBRELLA ARE YOU FREE THAT DAY? SAMANTHA, WHO ELSE? ALLA PUGATSHOVA NONE OF THEM LIZ TAYLOR NO, I HAVEN'T NOTICED YES, NEAR MY ARSE YEAH, IN MY MOUTH YES, ON THE CHEST LACED UNDERWEAR IS MY FAVOURITE COTTON-UNDERWEAR BLACK SILK-UNDERWEAR WHATEVER I FIND FROM MY CABINET MOVIE: DON'T KNOW, ACTOR: ROBERT REDFORD KARATE-KID 2, ACTOR...ROCK HUDSON MOVIE: BATMAN, ACTOR: CHARLIE CHAPLIN MOVIE: GODFATHER, ACTOR: MARLON BRANDO I EXAMINE HIM I TRY TO WAKE HIS INTEREST BY FLIRTING I WATCH THE WALL AND KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT I USUALLY TRY TO TALK TO HIM BANANARAMA JULIO INGLESIAS DIRE STRAITS GUNS N'ROSES I THINK YOU ARE A SENSITIVE, SENSIBLE MAN IN MY OPINION YOU ARE QUITE ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE JUST A PAIN IN MY ASS! NOTHING VERY SPECIAL LET ME SEE...POWDER, LIPSTICK AND HANDKERCHIEF WELL, A DILDO, AND MONEY MONEY, TOOTHBRUSH AND CIGARETTES MASCARA AND CIGAR I AM SHY AND I LIKE ANIMALS I AM AN INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN I TALK A LOT AND I AM VERY JEALOUS YOU CAN'T MAKE ME ANGRY, I'M VERY COOL YES, I HAVE A TORTOISE OH YES, I HAVE A BIG, MALE-DOG NO, I DON'T YES, I HAVE A FISH HMM... WELL... LET ME SEE... 0.1 ??? YES! PIECE OF CAKE. IT IS 3! ... 0.12 WELL, THAT IS ... 194.5 SOMETIMES, YES YES, WITH MY MALE-DOG YOU DIRTY PIG! NO, I USUALLY SLEEP WITH MY OVERALL ON I HAVEN'T LOST IT YET. IT'S MY GREATEST TREASURE WHEN I WAS 35 YEARS OLD. IT HAPPENED IN PARK I LOST IT WHEN I WAS 4 YEARS OLD. IT WAS MY DAD 2 YEARS AGO, WHEN TWO MEN RAPED ME IN A BANK I THINK IT MEANS HITCH-HIKING IT MUST MEAN A LOVELY EVENING WITH A BOYFRIEND IT MEANS LOVE AND PASSION WHAT WAS THE WORD? I HAVE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE CHESS WRESTLING JAVELIN SWIMMING NOT LONGER THAT 4 CM OVER 35 CM ABOUT 20 CM 10 CM ONE YEAR SUPPLY OF TAMPAX-TAMPONS A NEW VACUUM CLEANER NEW LADYSHAVE-MACHINE BOOZE AND NEW EYEGLASSES AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE RAY-BANS SOMETHING HEAVY TO LIFT WELL, COMPANY WOULDN'T BE TOO BAD... MAN, LUBBERS AND BOOZE THEY ARE ALL UGLY SAMANTHA, SHE HAS NICE VOICE NONE OF THEM SUITS MY PERSONALITY ALLA PUGATSHOVA IS MY BIG IDOL YES, ALL OVER MY BODY NONE WE COULD FIND IT TOGETHER YES, ON MY LEG BIKINIES, MAYBE... LACE-UNDERWEAR SOMETHING COMFORTABLE RED WOOLY UNDERWEAR MOVIE: INDIANA JONES, ACTOR: HARRISON FORD MOVIE: COMMANDO, ACTOR: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER MOVIE: GHOSTBUSTERS 2, ACTOR: MARZIPAN-MAN MOVIE: BLUES BROTHERS, ACTOR: TOM CRUISE I GO STRAIGHT TO THE BUSINESS I WATCH MYSELF FROM THE MIRROR I LOOK STRAIGHT TO HIS EYES AND SMILE AND... IT DEPENDS ON THE MAN, HIS CHARACTERISTIC BOY GEORGE STEVIE WONDER SAM BROWN ROY ORBISON OH! I CAN SEE YOU AS A GREAT-DEVELOPED MUSCLEMAN YOU MUST BE A BIG PERVERT A GUY WHO HAS NOTHING IN HIS HEAD. AN ORDINARY MIDDLE-CLASS GAY LET'S SEE. SUN-LOTION, HORMONES AND TANGAS I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG WITH ME JUST NOW MAKE-UP EQUIPMENT CREDIT CARDS, A PEN, CHEQUES AND A COMB I LIKE MUSCLES I AM VERY SELFISH AND ANGRY I'M VERY SENSITIVE AND I CRY EASILY I'M A TOUGH GIRLIE NO, BUT MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A SNAKE YES, I HAVE A COW YES, I HAVE A CAT NO, I DON'T I WAS GOOD IN MATHS AT SCHOOL... IT IS 32 WELL, IT MUST BE 1.2 HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW ! I GUESS 0.2 ... 0.54 I BET YOU DO! I'M SORRY,BUT I DON'T SURE, CLOTHES ARE TOO HOT EVERY SECOND SUNDAY I'M STILL A VIRGIN, AND I'M PROUD OF IT I HAVE SAVED MY VIRGINITY TO THE REAL MAN FIVE MINUTES AGO. THAT PIANO-PLAYER TOOK IT IT HAPPENED WHEN I WAS AT HOME WITH MY DOG YES. IT MEANS NIGHT WITH SEX AND SATISFACTORY THAT'S VERY DIFFICULT... YES! IT MEANS MUSCLES NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. IS IT SOMETHING HEAVY? EASY QUESTION. 'ROMANTIC' IS A ROMANTIC EVENING BODY-BUILDING BOXING FOOTBALL POLE VAULT ACCORDING TO YOUR VOICE: YOU ARE EUNUCH VERY SHORT, VERY SHORT! AS LONG AS MY DILDO, I HOPE SO LONG THAT YOU MUST BOW DOWN WHEN TICKLING IT BETTER BODY SHOE-POLISHER AND SCISSORS I WOULD WISH A MAN: STRONG AND NICE MAN A LOVER, WHO APPEARS ALWAYS WHEN I WANT SOME SEX AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE BIBLE AND CROSS A BOX OF CANDLES ONLY SOME FOOD TO LIVE WINE AND WAFER THEY ARE TOO STUPID. ALL OF THEM LIZ HAS GAINED SOME MORE WEIGHT RECENTLY! SAM HAS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO ME ALL OF THEM, IF I COULD YOU SINFUL! ON MY CHEST IS A BIG ONE YES, UNDER MY HAIR YES, IN MY GENITALS BLACK, THIN UNDERWEAR BANDAGE I THINK UNDERWEAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CLOTH ONLY GOD KNOWS MOVIE: PSYCHO, ACTOR: ANTHONY PERKINS MOVIE: WEST SIDE STORY, ACTOR: ELVIS MOVIE: SOME RELIGIOUS MOVIES, ACTOR: JESUS MOVIE: CHAINSAW MASSACRE, ACTOR: CHEVY CHASE I PRAY MY LORD I CHECK HIS PHYSICAL CONDITION I SMILE AND TRY TO BREAK THE SILENCE I TRY TO BE VERY NORMAL TWISTED SISTERS PET SHOP BOYS RICK ASTLEY TOM JONES I THINK YOU ARE A SMART AND HANDSOME GUY AN ANTICHRISTIAN NO DOUBT - YOU LOOK LIKE ROTTEN APPLE CHRISTIAN WITH FAITH AND BELIEF A BIBLE AND A LITTLE BOTTLE OF WINE A SMALL CANDLE AND MATCHES I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG A CROSS I CAN KEEP SECRETS AND I DON'T TALK DUMMY THINGS I LOVE CANDLE-LIGHT AND ROMANTIC NIGHTS I AM RELIGIOUS I HATE BOOZING MEN SORRY, I DON'T YES, I HAVE A LITTLE CANARIAN-BIRD YES, SURE. I HAVE A BIG POISONOUS SPIDER YEAH, I HAVE A BLACK MAMBA IT IS 900 IT IS A POSITIVE SQUARE ROOT FROM 0.4 AWW! HOW EASY: 0 IT IS ... -9.2 YES SURE, I'M REAL SEX FREAK.. I BET YOU DONT YES SURE, WITH A CANDLE YOU SHOULD ROTTEN IN HELL! I'M STILL A VIRGIN. I WILL GIVE IT TO CUCUMBER WHEN I WAS 60 YEARS OLD. IT HAPPENED IN CHURCH 1917, JUST AFTER MY FATHER CAME BACK FROM WAR ONCE A VIRGIN, ALWAYS A VIRGIN OH YES, JESUS TOLD LOTS OF ROMANTIC STORIES ROMANTIC IS A NIGHT IN THE EMPTY CHURCH IT MEANS LOVE AND BELIEF IN GOD AND JESUS I DON'T KNOW THE WORD. IS IT FRENCH? RIDING ROWING AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOLF MY LORD! STRAIGHT TO THE BUSINESS, EH? AVERAGE SIZE ABOVE THE AVERAGE LONGER THAN MY PRAYING CANDLE STRONGER FAITH A CANDLE FOR EVERY DAY IN MY LIFE TWO LITRES OF STRAWBERRIES A NEW TRANSLATION OF BIBLE AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE CHOCOLADE,CANDIES,COFFEE,CAKES... A BIG MALE-DOG FRESH CARROTS AND SALLAD LIFE IS POOR WITHOUT SOMEONE TO TALK TO SAM. SHE HAS SOMETHING BIG WELL, YOU FORGOT LISBETH PALME NAUGHTY BOY! I HAVE MATERIAL TO BE ALL OF THEM ON MY TONGUE WELL, I HAVEN'T NOTICED ANY SO FAR YES, ON MY BACK IN MY NECK WELL...BRA AND SOMETHING TO COVER MY PUSSY DOBBER-JEANS DON'T WORRY - YOU'LL NEVER SEE THAT! DIRTY, SMELLING SECOND-HAND UNDERWEAR MOVIE: LIVING DAYLIGHTS, ACTOR: TIMOTHY DALTON MOVIE: STAR WARS 1, ACTOR: DARTH VADER MOVIE: ROGER RABBIT, ACTOR: JACK NICHOLSON MOVIE: MY FAIR LADY, ACTOR: BILL COSBY I ASK HIM IF WE ARE GOING TO THE SAME FLOOR I USUALLY EAT SOMETHING IN THE ELEVATOR STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. THAT'S MY STYLE I SPEAK AND TRY TO WARM UP THE FREEZY ATMOSPHERE BARBARA STRAISAND GARY MOORE KYLIE MINOGUE AC-DC A GREAT, FAT AND UNSENSIBLE IDIOT OHH! I LIKE YOU SO MUCH! WOULD YOU MARRY ME!! YOU MUST HAVE A COCK LIKE A FLAGPOLE PIMPLE-FACED, GREASY HAIR, CURLY DARK HAIR ALL THE NEEDED EQUIPMENT FOR A LADY LIKE ME IT IS EMPTY LOTS OF MONEY AND A DICTIONARY FOOD AND DRINKS I FEEL MYSELF VERY NORMAL MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN I LIKE SUMO-WRESTLING AND OTHER SPORTS TOO WELL, I'M SHY AND I DON'T TALK MUCH I'M A ROMANTIC PERSON YES, I HAVE A MOUSE NO, I AM ALLERGIC TO ANIMALS YES, I HAVE A CAT YES, I HAVE A MONKEY IT IS SAME AS THE NUMBER OF PLANETS: 5 NOW I HAVE TO GUESS: 0.2 ??? LET ME SEE ... I MUST SAY THAT I DON'T KNOW THAT'S DIFFICULT ... -0.9 I HAVE TO, THERE AREN'T ANY PYJAMAS BIG ENOUGH YES, CERTAINLY YES, WHEN I WANT TO BE SWEET TO MYSELF NO, I USUALLY DON'T WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE. SEVEN NEGRO-GUYS RAPED ME I LOST IT TO MY FATHER'S DILDO WHEN I WAS 17 SOME YEARS AGO WHEN I MET A GUY FROM RUSSIA I'M STILL A VIRGIN. I'M AFRAID OF AIDS IS IT EATABLE? HAR HAR HAR! I HAVE NEVER TRUSTED THAT WORD COMMIES AND FAGS ARE ROMANTIC I BET YOUR COCK IS VERY ROMANTIC ICEHOCKEY SUMO-WRESTLING SHOOTING MARATHON 30 CM IS A MINIMUM SIZE FOR ME -3 CM. THERE'S JUST A HOLE! BASS IN YOUR VOICE TELLS ME THAT IT IS VERY LONG AS LONG AS MY MIDDLE FINGER FOOD - FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AN AMIGA WITH ALL POSSIBLE EXTRA DEVICES A GIGOLO TO ENTERTAIN ME IN THE DARK NIGHTS I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE PAIN AND PUNISHMENT SAUSAGES WITH ALL SPICES CLOTHES AND NEEDED EQUIPMENT BOTTLE OF IMMAC-DEPILATORY LIZ - THE SILICON TIT YOU PERVERT! SAM, THOUGH SHE HAS TOO SMALL ONES WELL, I WANT TO BE MYSELF I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY YES, UNDER MY LEFT TIT I'M FULL OF BIRTH-MARKS YES, ON MY BUTTOCS SILKY, NEARLY TRANSPARENT UNDERWEAR BLACK LEATHER PANTS TIGHTS UNDERWEAR WITHOUT LACE! I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL! MOVIE: J.BOND - OCTOPUSSY, ACTOR: WOODY ALLEN MOVIE: TOP GUN, ACTOR: ERROL FLYNN MOVIE: SWEDISH EROTICA, ACTOR: JOHN HOLMES MOVIE: LAST TANGO IN PARIS, ACTOR: DON JOHNSON I PUT HIM ON HIS KNEES! I HATE ELEVATOR-ROMANCES I SHAKE MY BODY AND TRY TO CATCH HIS ATTENTION I SMILE AND TRY TO LOOK LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL MADONNA QUEEN PAUL MC CARTNEY ROXETTE YOU MUST BE A PROFESSIONAL LOVE-MAKER LET ME SEE...YOU LOVE PAIN AND PUNISHMENT MR. UGLY-OLYMPIA 1989 A GUY WITH A GREAT BODY AND LONG DICK I DON'T HAVE A HANDBAG CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS SANITARY TOWELS TOILET PAPER I LIKE SEX VERY MUCH AND I LIKE WHIPPING TOO MY FRIENDS HAVE TOLD THAT I AM VERY SEXY I CAN HAVE GOOD TIME WITH PAYING MEN I AM UGLY YES, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NO, I DON'T A DOG, GERMAN SHEPHERD. WE HAVE SEX TOGETHER YES, A CROCODILE IT MUST BE 0.002 0.2, I WOULD SAY I HAVE NO IDEA IT IS 10354.30942, I'M SURE OF THAT NO. HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK SO! YES I DO. BUT ONLY WHEN I'M NOT ALONE OF COURSE. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICES IN MY MIND NO I DON'T. I SLEEP WITH MY LEATHER PANTIES ON I WAS IN PUSSY-PARTIES WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD WHEN I WAS 10. IT HAPPENED IN ORGIES ONE GUY TOOK IT IN SWIMMING-POOL WHEN I WAS 9 I THINK I HAVE NEVER BEEN A VIRGIN IT MEANS EXACTLY THE SAME AS ANALSEX MY PUSSY IS WARMLY ROMANTIC AWWW! THAT'S KIDS' WORDS I DON'T HAVE THAT WORD IN MY DICTIONARY TRIATHLON FUCKING BASKETBALL RALLY MENTAL PROBLEMS OR WHAT? HALF A METER LONG ENOUGH HAW HAW! ARE YOU KIDDING? A NEW, LONGER AND STRONGER WHIP TEN NEW WISHES PUNISHMENT. I'VE BEEN SO NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL A MALE-FAIRY AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE DILDOS OF ALL SIZES SUN-LOTION AND SUNGLASSES ARE THERE ANY NUDIST-BEACHES? MY GIRLFRIENDS SILLY QUESTION. WHO ARE THEY? FUCK OFF ELIZABETH FOX KISS MY ASS ON MY LEFT EAR OH YES, BETWEEN MY LEGS YES, ON MY NECK THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! I DON'T USE ANY UNDERWEAR BATPANTS AND BATBRA NORMAL LADIES UNDERWEAR ABNORMAL LADIES UNDERWEAR MOVIE: HIGH ANXIETY, ACTOR: PAUL NEWMAN MOVIE: FOXY LADY 3, ACTOR: GINGER LYNN MOVIE: TEENAGE-SEX, ACTOR: PETER NORTH MOVIE: FRIDAY 13TH, ACTOR: FREDDIE KRUEGER FRENCH KISSES ARE GREAT IN ELEVATOR! I KICK HIM TO HIS BALLS IF HE IS UGLY I TRY TO FIND OUT IF HE IS A VIRGIN I DO NOTHING UNTIL HE DOES DONNA SUMMER TANITA TIKARAM SAMANTHA FOX CHRIS REA I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE TOM JONES - IN 1997 YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING TO YOUR VOICE WELL, YOU MUST LOOK LIKE A HAIRY PEAR YOU MUST HAVE A GREAT,LARGE ASS! MONEY, MONEY, MONEY! FOUR BOXES OF RUBBERS I DON'T OWN A HANDBAG A MIRROR AND A COMB I LIKE MASTUBATING AND PUSSY-PARTIES WELL, I AM RESTLESS, BUSY WOMAN I AM QUIET AND I DON'T DIFFER FROM OTHER PEOPLE I LIKE ROMANTIC BOOKS AND MOVIES NO, UNFORTUNATELY YES, I HAVE A GIGOLO YES, I HAVE A RABBIT YES, A SMALL FISH THAT HAVE TO BE 5 ! WELL, 0.2 I GUESS THIS NEED A CALCULATOR! 56.492058032305385058691 I WOULD SAY YES, SURE, WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?! OF COURSE! CLOTHES ARE HOT AND DISTURBING. NO, NEVER! IT WOULD BE DIRTY AND DISGUSTING SOMETIMES I DO, BUT VERY SELDOM THREE GUYS FUCKED ME TO EVERY HOLE WHEN I WAS 11 MY FATHER TOOK IT WHEN I WAS SEVEN MONTHS OLD MY ENGLISH-TEACHER RAPED ME WHEN I WAS 12 WHEN I WAS 16 MY BOYFRIEND FUCKED ME AT HOSPITAL ELVIS PRESLEY WAS ROMANTIC.THAT'S WHY I HATE HIM I'M ROMANTIC WHEN I AM MAKING LOVE WITH A GIRL SOUNDS UGLY WORD TO ME I HAVE ENOUGH ROMANCE BETWEEN MY BIG TITS VOLLEYBALL SUNBATHING COCKSUCKING FENCING YES, I HAVE A CLEAR VISION... 13 CM IT'S LIKE A SAUSAGE DO YOU CALL THAT A COCK? NOT LONG ENOUGH, I'M AFRAID THAT YOU WOULD DISAPPEAR BIGGER TITS DEEPER PUSSY TO GET RID OF MY SEXMANIA AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE MY WIG AND LIPSTICK TELEPHONE AND TV BARBARA, SHE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE SHAVING FOAM AND A RAZOR NONE OF THEM REMINDS ME SAM. SHE HAS MORE HAIR THAN THE OTHERS YOU MUST BE KIDDING ALLA PUGATSHOVA YES, UNDER MY TESTICLES I HAVEN'T NOTICED SURE, UNDER MY BRA I HAVE TATTOOS ALL OVER MY BODY SHORTS BLACK-HORSE MEN'S UNDERWEAR WITH ZIPPER PLASTIC-BAG WITH TWO HOLES FOR FEET RUSSIAN UNDERWEAR MOVIE: RAMBO 3, ACTOR: SYLVESTER STALLONE MOVIE: ROBOCOP, ACTOR: RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN MOVIE: ROCKY 4, ACTOR: MARLON BRANDO MOVIE: LIVING DAYLIGHTS, ACTOR: ROGER MOORE I TRY TO PICK HIM UP WE MAYBE SHOOK OUR HANDS I THINK THAT WE WILL HAVE SOME ANALSEX THAT IS MY PRIVATE-MATTER! MICHAEL JACKSON BEATLES PRINCE GEORGE MICHAEL YOU SOUND LIKE A TEENAGE-PERVERT! GREAT IN MY OPINION, YOU HAVE VERY SMALL TESTICLES READ MY LIPS: U - G - L - Y ! WHAT OF A GUY! HOT LIKE HELL! I HAVE A RUCKSACK AND THERE IS A TENT AND COOKER A RAZOR AND SHAVING FOAM EYE-GLASSES AND PORNO-MAGAZINES NOTHING SPECIAL MY MOTHER SAID THAT I LOOK VERY MASCULINE I LIKE ANALSEX AND 69-POSITION IS MY FAVOURITE I AM VERY ORDINARY PERSON I HAVE HAD LOTS OF BOYFRIENDS AND WE'VE HAD FUN! NO, I DON'T. I HATE ANIMALS OH YES, I HAVE A GUINEA-PIG YES, A GOOSE YES, FIVE FEMALE-DOGS THE ANSWER IS: THERE IS NO SOLUTION! 0.2 WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I DON'T KNOW! IT IS 9302 YES, ALWAYS, EXCEPT WHEN I'M ILL NO, I WEAR MY PENIS YES, BUT IT IS NOT FUNNY ALONE NO! I'M NORMAL INDIVIDUAL, NOT A PERVERT! WHEN I WAS 9. I PLAYED DOCTOR WITH MY SISTER A WHORE TOOK IT WHEN I WAS 10 I HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU I LOST IT TO A COW WHEN I VISITED COUNTRYSIDE WHAT ARE YOU? A CHICKEN? IT MEANS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK WITHOUT RUBBER YEAH, MY BOYFRIEND WAS ROMANTIC BUY I LEFT HIM ONCE UPON A TIME I HEARD THAT WORD... I'M AN ANTISPORTIE SHAVING SLALOM CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING MAN WITHOUT A 30 CM LONG DICK IS A FEMALE! AS LONG AS MINE VERY LONG, INDEED! IT'S LIKE A RAISIN MORE HAIR BIGGER TESTICLES I WOULD LIKE TO CHANGE MY SEX I WOULD LIKE TO BECOME A PIMP AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE TOPLESS BIKINI BOTTOMLESS BIKINI ROBINSON CRUSOE VIBRATING MASSAGE MACHINE LIZ TAYLOR MYSELF WHO HAS THE LARGEST PUSSY I'M GETTING MOIST WELL, UNDER MY PUSSY-HAIR NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY LET ME SEE...ON MY LIPS! YES, IN MY EAR CRUTCHLESS PANTIES NYLON UNDERWEAR OLD FASHIONED UNDERWEAR I THINK YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW... MOVIE: KNIGHT RIDER, ACTOR: DAVID HASSELHOFF MOVIE: RAPER IN MOONLIGHT, ACTOR: RONALD REAGAN MOVIE: STAR TREK, ACTOR: LEONARD NIMOY MOVIE: SPACEBALLS, ACTOR: GARY COOPER I JUST WAIT FOR MY FLOOR I TRY TO MAKE A GOOD CONVERSATION I PINCH HIS BUTTOCS AND SMILE I TRY TO PLAY A HOT LADY EVA DAHLGREN JASON DONOVAN ROLLING STONES JANET JACKSON I SAW A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT ABOUT YOU I THINK THAT YOU ARE A SMART AND GREAT GUY I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU YOU HAVE TO BE A SMELLY, UNFASHIONABLE EUNUCH PROPHYLACTICS LUBBERS RUBBERS CONDOMS I LOVE QUIET WINTER-EVENINGS AND GOOD COMPANY I AM VERY PASSIONATE PERSON I LIKE HISTORICAL MOVIES I HAVE SOME MENTAL PROBLEMS YES, A PERSIAN CAT YES, A CHIMPANZEE NO WAY! YES, MY ADOPTED CHILD OH! HARD QUESTION, I WOULD SAY. WELL, IT'S 0.1 IT IS 0.2 IF I AM RIGHT, IT IS 3 1092, I'M POSITIVE! I DON'T EVEN OWN ANY PYJAMAS YES, BUT ONLY WHEN I HAVE MENSES NO, NO. I USUALLY WEAR LONG PANTIES AND NO BRA OF COURSE NOT. MY MOTHER DOESN'T LET ME TO DO SO I'M STILL A VIRGIN WHEN I WAS 53 A DRUNKEN MAN FROM A PUB TOOK IT WELL, MY BROTHER TOOK IT WHEN I WAS 12 I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN TOGA-PARTIES IN COLLEGE I KNOW ONE ROMANTIC GUY, BUT HE IS DEAD NOW NEVER HEARD THAT UGLY WORD GRANDPA! HAHAHAHA! SO YOU WANTED TO GET EMBARRASSED?! GUYS WHO HAVE LONG COCK ARE OFTEN ROMANTIC TENNIS BOWLING KARATE KUNG-FU 34.2 CM IT'S A DWARF TINY, LITTLE PIECE OF ASH IT'S LIKE A BANANA WELL, A NEW BELT A NEW FERRARI TESTAROSSA I WOULD LIKE TO BE IN GREAT ORGIES A YEAR SUPPLY OF CONDOMS AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE MOISTURE-LOTION YOU, MY LITTLE TEDDY-BEAR! NOT CLOTHES SWIMMING-SUIT I LOOK JUST LIKE SAM FOX IN TEENAGE NO COMMENTS LIZ TAYLOR, WITHOUT DOUBTS RAISA GORBATSHOV I THINK I HAVE LOST THEM WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY PELVIS WE CAN SEE THAT AFTER THIS PROGRAM... YES, ON MY RIB UNDERWEAR DOESN'T SUIT ME THICKEST I FIND I DON'T HAVE PANTIES EVEN NOW NYLON- AND COTTONPANTIES ARE MY FAVOURITE MOVIE: LASSIE, ACTOR: LASSIE MOVIE: EMMANUELLE, ACTOR: ROBERT DE NIRO MOVIE: RIN TIN TIN, ACTOR: RIN TIN TIN MOVIE: SOME NATURE-DOCUMENT, ACTOR: DON'T KNOW I CHECK IF HE HAS AN ERECTION I STOP THE ELEVATOR BETWEEN THE FLOORS AND... I TRY TO KEEP HIM AT A DISTANCE TALKING WON'T HURT ANYBODY EURYTHMICS EUROPE MISFITS ELVIS PRESLEY I THINK THAT YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MY MOM I HOPE THAT YOU DON'T LOOK THE SAME YOU SOUND... WHAT A GENTLEMAN! FRENCH KISS TO YOU I THINK YOUR INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT IS UNDER 30 SHAVING LOTION CAR KEYS CASH JEWELS AND A LIPSTICK I LIKE DIETS AND SLIMMING I JUST CAN'T RESIST MEN WHO HAVE SOMETHING BIG! I LOVE MOUTH-SEX I AM VERY SMART AND INTELLIGENT NO, I DON'T. SO SORRY YES, MY GRANDMOTHER'S DOG YES, AN OLD CAT YES, AN UNDULATE WHAT THE FUCK! THIS ISN'T ANY MATH-LESSON! MY OLD UNCLE WOULD HAVE SAID: 0.2 THE STARS ARE SPEAKING: 30.222 I WOULD SAY THAT IT IS 0.00000001 YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE SWEET-NIGHT-PERVERTS YES, TIGHT CLOTHES MAKE ME SEE NIGHTMARES YES I DO. I LOVE IT MAKING LOVE WHEN CLOTHES ARE ON IS VERY HARD MY DOGGIE AND I HAD A GOOD TIME WHEN I WAS 16 IT HAPPENED 50 YEARS AGO WHEN I WAS 64 YEARS OLD I LOST IT TO MY GRANDSON COUPLE OF DECADES AGO I DON'T REMEMBER. IT HAPPENED SO LONG TIME AGO IT MEANS THE SAME AS WORD ERECTION OLD INDIANS OFTEN CALLED ARSE AS 'ROMANTIC' THAT IS A HISTORICAL WORD! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!? GET LOST, YOU PIMP! BOOZING JOGGING JAZZ-DANCING AEROBIC EVEN MY CAT HAS A LONGER ONE WHAT A NICE LITTLE TOY IT IS! NOT BAD AT ALL. ABOUT 20 CM A REAL GIANT. LONG AND THICK I WOULD LIKE TO GAIN MORE WEIGHT ANOTHER LIFE I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PUSSY A SUITABLE MAN FOR ME AN ORGASM ATARI ST MEN PORSCHE