WELCOME TO A MEGADEMO BY YES, WE WELCOME YOU TO WATCH OUR MEGADEMO, 2ND EVER MADE IN FINLAND, THE LAND OF SANTA-CLAUS AND ALCOHOLICS (???). I HATE SIMPLE SCROLLERS. SHIT! NOW I'M SATISFIED. IT TOOK ABOUT 2 MONTHS TO CODE THIS CRAP, BUT I MUST STUDY HARD IN SCHOOL AND SWAP A BIT AS WELL, SO I HAD ONLY WEEKENDS AND NIGHTS TIME TO TYPE: MOVE.L , BSR, SWAP, DBF, MULU, DIVS, CMP.W, BEQ, BLS, BRA, MOVEM.L, LSR, NOT, OR, AND, ETC... BUT I CAN'T COMPLAIN. IT'S VERY FUNNY AND IT HELPS TO CONCENTRATE. I HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD TIME WITH OUR PILE OF BYTES. LAST PART CONTAINS THE CREDITS, TECHNICAL INFORMATION AND SOMETHING ELSE. IN ONE PART IS A LONG STORY ABOUT FREEDOM FORCE MEMBERS. READ IT, AND YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT US. GREETINGS ARE SOMEWHERE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE (YET), BUT IF YOU KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, YOU WILL FIND IT OUT. IT'S TWO DAYS TIME UNTIL WE WILL LEAVE OUR HOMELAND AND TRAVEL TO SWEDEN, WHERE THE GANG'S COPYPARTY IS HELD. WE HAVE WROTE ABOUT 40 KBYTES OF SCROLLTEXT BY NOW (NOT TO THIS PART, STUPIDO!), BUT IT'S LONG WAY TO FINISH. THREE PARTS ARE STILL WITHOUT TEXT, BUT NO PROBLEM, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW AND DAY AFTER TOMORROW BEFORE THE PARTY. YOU MIGHT WONDER, WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY WRITING SO STUPID TEXT. YOU CAN FIND IT OUT IN THE LAST PART!!! RELAX NOW. NOW LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE: GO TO EAT NOW, AS YOU WILL FEEL YOURSELF VERY HUNGRY AFTER YOU HAVE READ ALL THE SCROLLTEXTS. MAYBE I SHOULD TELL YOU, WHAT WE NEEDED TO CREATE THIS MEGADEMO, THOUGH IT IS VERY OLD SCROLLTEXT-IDEA. BUT FUCK! WHO THE HELL CARES! YEAH. WE NEEDED FOLLOWING THINGS (HONESTLY!!!): TWO AMIGA 500S, ONE EXTERNAL DRIVE, TWO 512KB EXTERNAL MEMORIES, PHILIPS CM8833 STEREO-MONITOR, ONE PRINTER, 500 DISKS, CANON F-800P SCIENTIFIC STATISTICAL CALCULATOR, SEKA-ASSEMBLER (FUCKING POOR EDITOR! WHO IS THE GREAT GUY WHO WILL MAKE A BETTER VERSION OF THAT???), DELUXEPAINT 2 PAL VERSION, IFF-CONVERTER, MASTER-SOUNDTRACKER 1.0, AMIGA HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL, 68000 ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE PROGRAMMING, ROM KERNEL REFERENCE MANUAL:LIBRARIES AND DEVICES, LOTS OF FOOD AND DRINKS, PATIENCE, HARD WORK, RAGE, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, RED EYES, GREAT MUSICIAN, GREAT GRAPHICS ARTIST, A CODER, GOOD IDEAS FOR SCROLLTEXTS (MAYBE THE SICKEST TEXT I HAVE EVER WRITTEN), LOTS OF PAPER AND PEN, ENGLISH DICTIONARY (SORRY FOR THE SPELLING- AND GRAMMAR ERRORS, BUT YOU SEE, MOST OF THE TEXT WRITTEN IN THIS MEGADEMO WERE WRITTEN IN NIGHT, MOSTLY BETWEEN 23:00 AND 2:00 AND IN AN INCREDIBLE SPEED.) AND LOTS OF OTHER THINGS I CAN'T NOW REMEMBER, BUT NOW IT'S ALL OVER AND OUR FIRST MEGADEMO IS HERE, READY FOR SPREADING. NOW SOMETHING ABOUT THE DISK-MAGAZINES... I, AS MANY OTHERS, THINK THAT THERE ARE SIMPLY TOO MANY OF THEM. THE FINNISH ONE, 'SCANDINAVIAN NEWS', IS QUITE GOOD, BUT I HAVE NOTICED THAT ALMOST 90 PERCENT OF THE MAG IS NOW LAMER-STORIES. AT THE BEGINNING IT WAS GREAT FUN TO READ LAMER-STORIES AND JOKES, BUT NOW IT HAS BECAME BORING. BUT ANYWAY, 'SCANDINAVIAN NEWS' IS ONE OF THE BEST DISKMAGAZINES AVAILABLE TOGETHER WITH 'EXCELLER 8' AND 'CRACKER JOURNAL', WHICH UNFORTUNATELY CONTAINS TOO MUCH GERMAN TEXT. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE PEOPLE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND GERMAN LIKE MORE GERMAN TEXT, BUT HOW ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T? THEY FIND IT WERY BORING. BUT IT HAS ONE ADVANTAGE: YOU CAN READ THE MAGAZINE FASTER!!! KEEP UP YOUR GREAT WORK, EDITORS, SO THAT WE HAVE FUN WITH YOUR MAGS IN FUTURE AS WELL... HAVE TO GO NOW, SO PRESS LEFT MOUSEBUTTON TO ENTER THE WORLD OF MEGADEMO ...