OK, NOW YOU CAN READ, WHAT'S CRAYONE'S OPINION ABOUT LUCIFER AND ROLEX. LATER (IN OTHER PART) YOU CAN READ WHAT KIND OF GUY THIS CRAYONE IS.......THE TEXT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN..... 1ST, THIS SCROLLER IS 100 PERCENT GREET-FREE, SO YOU CAN READ THIS THROUGH WITHOUT ANY BRAIN BUG(S).. SO LET'S START THIS DULL SCROLLER. HEY LUCIFER, WHY SHOULD I WRITE THIS, NOBODY READS THIS ANYWAY..IT'S YOUR IDEA, BUT I'LL DO THIS...YEP, I'LL TELL A LITTLE STORY ABOUT OUR TEAMS PET, /ROLEX/, ALSO CALLED AS ROLLO, THE REINDEER MAN FROM NORTH. AS YOU CAN READ, HE LIVES IN ALMOST NORTH-POLE WITH PENGUINS AND POLAR-BEARS..SO, HE'S REAL NAME IS SOMETHING LIKE THIS: ARTHUR SVENSSON, AND HE'S OVER ONE POINT NINE METRES LONG, GIANT FELLA..BY THE WAY, DON'T NEVER SAY ANYTHING HE'S WEIGHT..YEP, BACK TO STORY. HIS FAVOURITE HOBBY IS TO FEED REINDEERS, WHOSE ARE OF COS HIS FATHERS, ASLAK LAPPLANDMAN'S. ROLLO'S FAMILY LIVES IN MOST POOREST CITY IN FINLAND, AND THAT CITY (?) OF COS IS OULU..CAN WE SAY THAT CITY, NJET! OULU IS PLACE OF FREEZING WIND, POLAR BEARS AND SO ON, ALMOST SAME AS IN ALASKA..BUT IN ALASKA IS MORE WARMER...THAN IN OULU.. YEP. ROLLO IS BORN IN NEW YORK (YES, REALLY!), COS HIS FATHER (THAT REINDEER OWNER) WAS IN BUSINESS-TRIP IN BIG, BAD NEW YORK IN YEAR OF 1971.. AND HE MET ONE GOOD LOOKING BITCH IN ONE DIRTY HOTEL, AND YOU KNOW THE REST.. IT'S HISTORY...BUT, ON FREEDOM FORCE, WE LIKE ROLLO, COS HE'S SO STYLISH FELLA, WITH ROLEX-WATCH, LACOSTE, FILA, AND SO ON..HE'S YAPPIE!..OK, IS THAT ENOUGH, LUCIFER?? WHAT YOU'RE SMILING??? OK, I'LL WRITE SOME TEXT FROM YOU TOO...YES! HAAH! YOU BEGGED IT..YES! AND THEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I INTRODUCE OUR TEAM'S CODER AND CASANOVA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WILD LUCIFER! HOORAA! HORAA! YES, THIS FELLA IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT. HE LOOKS LIKE A ITALIAN MAFIA FELLA, TYPICAL, MAY I SAY, HIS REAL NAME IS: MICHAEL CORLEONE OF VILLA'S FAMILY, AND HIS HOME METROPOL IS (OF COS)THE ONE AND ONLY BUSINESS CITY IN FINLAND, LAHTI, THE MEGA CITY WITH TWO (YES!) TWO MCDONALDS! (IT'S JUST GREAT!). HIS FAMILY RUINS LAHTI, OF COS, YOU KNOW THE MAFIA'S STYLE TO WORK, IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN CO-OPERATION, YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF FROM DARK ALLEY, AND NOT IN GOOD CONDITION..DON'T TEASE THIS MAN, HE'S DANGEROUS!... TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT...YES. POLICE IS NOT A PROBLEM TO LUCIFER, OF COS NOT, BECAUSE HE GIVE SOME LITTLE (..) BRIBES TO THEM..LIKE A BIG MAC WITH DOUBLE-COLA (HEY, DON'T LAUGH, IT'S NOT CHEAP TO LIVE HERE..). YES, POLICE IS STUPID, BUT THIS IS SOMETHING SPECIAL..I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS..BUT, IT'S JUST OUT LITTLE MAFIA-FELLA..HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANT.. YES..ALSO, LUCIFER HAVE FREE PHONE, YOU KNOW.. SO, YOU DON'T CALL HIM, HE CALLS YOU!......... SO, THIS SHOULD BE ENOUGH BULL, WHAT'S UP LUCIFER, DON'T YOU LIKE MY TEXT??..BUT, HONESTLY: THIS IS NOT TRUTH...FINLAND IS NOT ANYKIND OF DEVELOPEMENT-COUNTRY, OR COMMUNISM-COUNTRY, EITHER....FINLAND IS LIKE CALIFORNIA, BUT GIRLS ARE LOOKING BETTER, AND HERE IS MORE WARMER...SO, THAT WAS JUST KIDDING... HAVE FUN AND STAY COOL.....SIGNED OUT, CRAYONE.........TEXT RESTARTS...WAIT.........NOW!.