df0:roland df0:derhm df0:buffalo df0:griffon df0:bruno a#GATE# PRESENTS b GRAMOPHONE MUSICS...cTHIS IS OUR GRAMOPHONE SERIES FIRST DISK, MAYBE MORE DISKS WILL RELEASED,WHO KNOWS..... OK! NOW THE CREDITS... cCODING BY PSYCHOa cGRAPHICS,LOADER ROUTINE AND DEMO DESIGN BY WRAITHa cMUSICS BY ALL OUR MUSICIANS b(BUFFALO,ROLAND,BRUNO,GRIFFON UND DER HM) c NOW THE INSTRUCTIONS TO CHANGE THE MUSIC!!! b$JOYSTICK$ UP AND DOWN, AND PRESS FIRE TO SELECT THE MUSIC!!!c PS. IF YOU THINK THAT THOSE EQUS DON@T WORK, YOU ARE WRONG! FOR EXAMPLE IN ROLANDS TUNE SOME VOICES ARE REPLAYED ALL THE TIME, SO EQU WON@T MOVE!!! UNDERSTOOD?! cOK, NOW SOME # GREETINGS... SPECIALS TO : bAXXIS , BYTERAPERS , BAND , COMPLEX , CLONES , CRIME , DEATHSTAR , DISKNET OF ACCESSION , EXEC , HORIZON , X-MEN ...... cNORMAL GREETINGS AFTER ADDRESSES... GATE WANT NEW MEMBERS...SO IF U ARE A CODER,A GOOD GRAPHICIAN OR A GOOD SWAPPER (NOT MUSICIANS NEEDED!), YOU CAN WRITE TO FOUNDER AND ORGANIZER OF GATE (NOT FOR SWAPPING!!!) : aWRAITH , PL 94 , 38201 VAMMALA , FINLANDc CODERS SHOULD CONTACT bPSYCHO : aMURTOKIVENKUJA 7 , 38200 VAMMALA , FINLAND .....cSWAPPERS COULD WRITE TOb.... aPIGMAN , PL 61 , 15871 HOLLOLA , FINLAND ... MPH , ORITIE 2 D 39 , 01200 VANTAA , FINLAND .....c MORE ADDRESSES AND PIGMANS (AND OTHERS) TEXT (BULLSHIT?) WILL BECOME AFTER GREETINGS......... NOW THE NORMAL # GREETINGS TO :c AMIGA INDUSTRIES & FREEDOM FORCE , ALIVE , ATOMIC INTELLIGENCE , AC DC , ACME FACTORIES , ARCTIC LEAGUE , AMILINK & DUAL ACCESS , BEASTIE BOYS , BELGA LIVE , BROWBEAT , BITHAMMER , BITMAN , BLOODSUCKERS , CBB , CELTIC , CRYPTOBURNERS , DIGITECH , DRUIDS , ENERGY , EUROPEAN SOFTWARE AGENCY , EOA , FOFT , FIRECAT , FIRST AID , FLASH PRODUCTIONS , FAD , GEMINI , GENESIS , GHOSTRIDERS , GOONIES , IVORY & FBW , INTUITION , IRIS , KEFRENS , LAZER , MECHANIX , MASTER CREW , MAFFIA , MEGA POWERS , MIRAGE INT. , NEW ORDER , NNT , NZC , ORION 5 , ODYSSEY , PANZERFAUST , POISON , PEDDLER , POWERDRIVE , ROUTE 66 , REBELS , SPECTRE , S.E.C.R.E.T. , SARGON , S.O.S. , SILVER HAWKS OF NEMESIS , SUNRIDERS , SECTION ONE , TEC , TRIANGLE , THE TWILIGHT TROOPERS , TEAM X , THE CRUSADERS , THE ELITE , THE DUAL CREW , THE WILD BOYS , TRC , TACS , THE FLASH TEAM , TECHIQUE , VISION , WIZZCAT , WATCHMEN , X-BEAT ...... NOW ZOME BULL...... NOW IT@S OUR NEW MEMBER'S TURN TO WRITE. HE@S NAME IS TOPMAN(OUR LEADER)...... HI EVERYBODY! I HAVE ONLY ONE MESSAGE...... MESSAGE TO MURKYMAN OF MEGATARS: YOU CAN JOIN US IF YOU WANT! YOU ARE REALY GOOD SWAPPER! PLEASE JOIN US!!! IF YOU WANT JOIN US CALL TO ME: 928 51328 KYSY PAAVOA..................... KELLOGGS DUDES !!! UJJH, HERE IS COUPLE OF RATS WRITING THIS SCROLLYTEXT. GUESS, WHO THEY ARE ??? THAT@S RIGHT, THEY ARE MOST FAMOUS HYDE AND POSSUMIES (OH SORRY, THAT WAS PIGMAN). FUCK YOU HYDEEEEE!!!! BUT, WHERE IN HELL IS DER HM?? HE CALLED TO ME (PIGMAN) AND ASKED |CAN I COME NOW TO YOUR PLACE AND WRITE THE SCROLLY ?| I SAID |OK, BUT MY DOG SAYING, NOOO!!! I DON'T WANT SEE THAT TERRIBLE MAN!!| (IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!).....HYDE CAME TO HERE, AND WE WAITED DER HM .... BUT HE DIDN'T COME! I CALLED TO HIM AND ASKED W H Y YOU DIDN'T COME!! HE SAID |I CAN'T COME B-COZ YOUR DOG SAID NO!!| NOW DHM IS WRITING HIS PART OF THIS SCROLLY ALONE IN HIS PLACE. NOW I WANT SAY SOMETHING TO DER HM AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER: MY DOG (TESSU, TEPA FOR FRIENDS) CAN'T SPEAK HUMAN LANGUAGE !!! HE ONLY TEARS AND BITES (HE ONLY CAN SAY |WUHF|. THAT WAS ALL ABOUT DER HM AND DOG (LAMER KILLER!) .... AND WHAT NEXT?? LAMER CALLED |PEKKA| ARRIVED. HE WHISTLES JUST LIKE PIGMAN'S DOG TESSU. ........... AND NOW MESSAGES...MESSAGE TO HYDE FROM PIGGY: FUCK YOUOOU! MESSAGE TO PIGGY FROM HYDE: DOUBLE FUCKS TO YOUOOU! MESSAGE TO HYDE FROM PIGGYYY:EXTRA MEGA FUCKINGS TO YOUOOU!! MESSAGE TO PIGGY FROM HYDE: NO FUCKINGS YET...WAIT...YEAH, EXTRA MEGA GIGA HYPER SUPER GOLDIE FUCKS TO YOUUUUOUUOU!!!! SHIT...MESSAGE TO F.O.A.D OF TEAM XYZ : IS YOUR NAME FUCK OFF AND DIE ??? F: FUCK O: OFF A: AND D: DIE |F.O.A.D| !! ...... MESSAGE TO CRB : COOOOOOOL DEMO!! ... PEKKA THE LAMER 7 YEARS OLD BOY WANTS WRITE.. OK PEKKA(ESKOLA)....FUCK UFF...I AM NOT THE LAMER........GET TO FUCK WITH YOUR DEMOS !!! .............YEAH, THAT WAS REAL LAME TALK. WE WANT YOU TO OUR GROUP, COZ YOU ARE ONLY REAL LAMER IN OUR TOWN (OH, I FORGET MURKYMAN). LET'S TRASH. THAT WAS ALL !! HYDE MUST GO TO HOME AND SLEEP!!! ...... cSOME ADDRESSES AGAIN...a HYDE , PL 60 , 15871 HOLLOLA , FINLAND ... DER HM , SALPAKANKAANTIE 18 A 4 , 15860 HOLLOLA 2 , FINLAND b.....c... JOS JOKU ON LUKENUT TANNE ASTI, NIIN ONNITTELUT GATELTA... TULET PIAN SAAMAAN POSTISSA IHANIA (VAALEAN)PUNAISIA GATE TARROJA!!!! MUTTA LISAA TULEE!!!!! HEJA TOVERIT !!! IT@S aBRUNO cWRITING SOME MEGA-MENTAL |TEXT|.RUMPSTEAK. SHIWER YOU PIGMANNEN.WELL FIRST I WANNA SEND A MESSAGE TO CREATURE OF MICROWAVE: SORI FOOR DELAY BUT EN OLE SWAPPERI...IF THAT WAS ENOUGH ABOUT EXPLANATIONS,WE@LL CONTINUE SAY THAT EI TULLA LONG TEXTI,KUN BRUUNO HAR EN .ERR... LARGO KUSI TARVE..WAIT.. WELL,LET@S ASK MY FAVOURITE SKULL WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT..WELL ROY....OH SORRY. ROY@S ASLEEP.FUCK YOU ROY.WELL,LET@S TALK ABOUT......POLITICS.TESTASIMME KOLME PUSSIROTTAA.EMME SUORITTAAAAAANEET KOEHAKKUUTA.VIISUMIPAKKO VIROSTA POIS.HYPPIKAA SEINILLE VITUN HEDELMAT.WELL,THAT WAS ALL ABOUT DAILY POLITICZ.WHAT ABOUT SOME MUZAX ? WELL,I GUESS THAT YA HAVEN'T HEARD MY HITHOUSE,IF YA WEREN@T AT THE GREAT GATE-MEETING.I THINK IT@S VERY COOL,AIN@T IT WRAITH??? AND MORE MEGACOOL MUZAAAXX COMING FROM BRUNO.I GUESS THAT NEXT WILL BE | DANNY-MIX |,WHICH CONTAINS THE BEST PIECES EVER FROM ARMI AND DANNY.LIMPUNVIIPALE.JOULUKRANSSI.AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: VIIKON PALINDROMI!!! AND HERE IT COMES: ASSI M AJAA TAITO TAITAA LAATIA TOTIA TAAJAMISSA..WASN@T IT GREEAATT!!!! TALLIVAKSIN NISKAVILLAT!!!!! WELL I F,I MEAN I F YA WANNA CONTACT ME,THEN I CANT HELP YOU.HAHAHAHAHAA...SE ON LOPPU NYT SIT KANSSA. KYL MIE MATOSET TUNNEN.MIE VAAN MATOSIA KAIVAN.EI KUULKAA AUTA KUN R E P P U JA R I N K K A . C U. ...... HAVAH NAGILA GAYLORDS THIS IS DER HM TYPING THIS GUANO AND I THINK THIS WHERE YOU ARE THIS SHIT READING, IS GATE MUZAKDISK, WHERE, I THINK, ARE... WELL, MUZAKS? I DON@T KNOW, I@M STOMPING ON THIS MACHINE IN ECUADOR (IN SOUTH AMERICA).. WRAITH TAKES MY BULLSHIT BY HIS MODEM, U C... I@M HERE ON MY FOURTH CRUSADE TO TURN PEOPLE BELIEVE TO SANTA CLAUS. BY NOW THINGS HAVE GONE PRETTY WELL (50 ASSHOLES HAVE GONE TO TRAP). WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT I AM ALSO IN DIS MUZAKDISK WITH LOUSY SCORE CALLED P.O.BOX HIMMEL. THE NAME HASN@T GOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH D SAMPLES OR MUZAK ITSELF, IT@S A RESULT OF T.M.B.D. (TEMPORALY MAXIMAL BRAIN DAMAGE). BY THE WAY, HAVE ANYBODY OF YOU GOT REALLY SICK HORROR MOVIES? I LUV@EM! STREET TRASH WAS GOOD! WELL, WHAT NEXT? I@M HUNGRY!HUNGRIG! NALKAINEN! SEND ME SOME FOOD IN PLASTIC BAGS BUT HURRY, I@M GOING BED IN 4 HOURS. G-SUS, CLOCK IS 10000 AND I GOTTA POST DIS 2MORROW! HELL! PLASTIC FUX TO JAILER, U 4GOT TO STICK THAT UGLY GREEN STICKER WITH IN4MATION ABOUT INCLUDINGS TO YOUR PACKET. I HAD TO FETCH D FUCKING PACKET 7 KMS FROM HOME, 4 FUCK@S SAKE. THE PLACE WAS LIKE SOME FUCKING TEHERAN OVER D RAINBOW. HEY! U NO WHAT? IT@S SUMMER! THEREFORE DER HM IS GOING TO PRODUCE SOME SUMMER SOUND DISKS... PURE 100 PROOF ORIGINAL SOUNDS FROM FINNISH SUMMER... YOUR EARS AREN@T GOING TO LIKE'EM. I CAN@T TYPE D GREETS B-COOZ MY LITTLE BRO ATE THE GREETINGS LIST...O FUCK NOW IT@S MUNCHING THE MESSAGES 2! WELL, THAT@S LIFE... ANYWAY, D GREETS AND OTHER SHIT ARE IN SOME OTHER PART I THINK... WELL NOW I DON@T HAVE ANY OTHER THINGS TO WRITE @BOUT (IN FACT I DIDN@T HAVE BEFORE I STARTED THIS BULSHITTING) SO DO SOMETHING ELSE, 4 XAMPLE LISTEN D MUZAKS, BLAST SOME GRAMMIES, COMMIT A SUICIDE WITH PRE-HISTORIC BATTLE AXE... OR SOMETHING. DER HM SIGNING OF TO CONTINUE A CRUSADE FOR SANTA CLAUS IN ECUADOR... d HAPPY END................................................._