Welcome, friends, to a small intro in which we will ask you, gentle reader, to call the UK's number one BBS.  Firstly though, we have the credits for this small Christmas-style production...  The coding was handled by Xag of Infinite Perfection.  The nicely digitised Lemming Christmas-card picture was supplied by Executioner, and the mellow music was made possible by none other than Jochen Hippel.  Thanks Jochen me old mucker.  Well, here it is at last.  The bit where we ask you to call the UK's fastest board.  Okay, well here it is...  Friends, call the UK's top BBS, The Ultimate Dream, on +44 (0)222 495919... You should not worry too much if you missed that considering it is written at the bottom of the picture!!    Anyway, here are the numbers of our other boards, which are like Ultimate Dream,  that is COOL!    MARTYRIUM +1 713 666 4093     CREEPING DEATH +1 314 781 5539     WORLD TRADE CENTRE Node 1 +49 304 966 037  Node 2 +49 304 955 113     WASTE GATE +32 146 12821     THE FLYING TEAPOT +44 603 767 543     THE NEW HEAVENS HELL +49 607 14557     WILD WARES +1 313 987 6637      If you did not get all those, then do not worry, the scroller will soon repeat!!!! Just try to be a bit faster next time maybe!!      Anyway this is the season to be jolly, merry and totally pissed..  so here is wishing you all a totally MERRY Christmas and a mind numbingly festive New Year!!!     A year of many Infinite Perfection releases!!!                         L8r dudes,    Executioner & Xag.