INTRODUCTION TO THE FRAUD MAG (1) PAGE #001 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 6TH ISSUE OF DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!! YOUR FAVOURITE DISK-MAGAZINE CALLED ANYWAY, IN THIS ISSUE WE HAVE SOME FRAUD,  WELL WE ARE  SORRY FOR THIS VERY INTERESTING INTERVIEWS WITH SOME LITTLE DELAY IN THE RELEASE, BUT I VARIOUS DIFFERENT GROUPS. MAKE SURE (METALIC/INFINITY) HAVE BEEN TRAVELING YOU READ THE BYTERAPERS INTERVIEW, AND THROUGH LIFE IN A ALCOHOLIC INDUCED TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH BEHIND FLASH HAZE IN THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS! FLASH PRODUCTIONS U.K. READ THE WE WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO RELEASE WIZZCAT INTERVIEW. ALSO WAS THE THE MAG LAST WEEKEND, BUT I THOUGHT BE EQUINOX - ANALOGUE PARTY WHAT IT WAS MORE APPROPRIATE TO CRASH AT A PARTY. MADE OUT TO BE??? ANYWAY, YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALREADY ALSO, FOR ALL THE AMIGAHEADS OUT THERE NOTICED THE DIFFERENT COLOURS OF THE WHO ARE HAVING TROUBLE GETTING A TEXT, THEY ARE THE AUSTRALIAN SPORTING GIRLFRIEND, START READING SOCIAL LIFE COLOURS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEM?? START READING 'SOCIAL LIFE' A NEW ANYWAY, I WILL BE TRAVELLING TO EUROPE COOL NEW COLUMN IN FRAUD. FOR A HOLIDAY IN MAY 1992...SO ALL ANYWAY, WE NOTICED THAT FRAUD IS NOW GROUPS HOLDING CONFERENCES AROUND THAT NUMBER 12 ON THE EUROCHARTS, THAT IS TIME PLEASE SEND ME INVITES, AS I WILL GOOD BUT WE'RE SURE WE CAN GO HIGHER!! BE IN EUROPE FOR MAY - JUNE - JULY AND DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR US ON THE MAYBE AUGUST!!! BUT NOTE IF YOU ARE EUROCHARTS!!! WE RELY ON YOU (OUR NOT ALLOWED TO BOOZE AT THE PARTY, DEVOTED READERS) TO VOTE FOR US, AS IF INTRODUCTION TO THE FRAUD MAG (2) PAGE #002 WE GET NO SUPPORT THERE ISN'T ANY AN IMPROVEMENT ON THE LAST ISSUE, INCENTIVE TO CONTINUE THE MAG!!!! MAYBE NOT IN CONTENT, BUT DEFINITELY THIS MAG WILL BE RELEASED AT THE IN PRESENTATION. WE WILL SAVE OUR BEGINNING OF NOVEMBER!!!! CONTENT FOR NEXT ISSUE, OUR SPECIAL LOOK FORWARD TO OUR MAJOR CHRISTMAS MEGA-CHRISTMAS ISSUE. ISSUE!!! ANYWAY, SEE 'LAST WORDS' FOR OUR -METALIC/INFINITY CREDITS AND THANK-YOU'S, BUT MOST OF ALL, ENJOY THE MAG!! YO!!!!! ULYSSES HERE ONCE AGAIN, BACK - ULYSSES/INFINITY WITH A VENGEANCE HELPING RELEASE FRAUD NUMBER SIX. METALIC, THE DICKHEAD,TOLD ME TO COME AROUND AT 10 O'CLOCK THIS MORNING, SO AFTER AN HOURS TRAIN RIDE I ARRIVED, READY TO DO THE MAG. THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THAT METALIC HAD CRASHED OUT AFTER DRINKING ALL NIGHT, AND WAS TOO HUNG OVER TO DO THE MAG!!! SO HERE I AM, TYPING MY TEXT IN SOLITUDE, BIDING MY TIME UNTIL HE WAKES UP! ANYWAY, YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THIS MAG IS CONTENTS (1) PAGE #003 EDITORIAL ALL OTHER KINDS OF STUFF/ARTICLES --------- --------------------------------- 001/ ................... INTRODUCTION 049/ ................... SCENE RULERS 003/ ....................... CONTENTS 050/ ............ AUSTRALIAN LEGALITY 004/ ................... INSTRUCTIONS 052/ ............. TECHNO-MUSIC RULES 060/ ............... NEWS AND ROUMERS INTERVIEWS 069/ ................. ADVERTISMENTS ---------- 077/ ........... DISK-MAGAZINE CORNER 005/ ... INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS 078/ .... INTRODUCTION TO SOCIAL LIFE 010/ .......... INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY 079/ ......... SIMON THE LAMER STORY 016/ ...........INTERVIEW WITH SANITY 082/ ............. PLAY BY MAIL GAMES 020/ .......INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT UK 084/ .......................... JOKES 025/ ............ INTERVIEW WITH COMA 087/ ............ GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS 028/ . INTERVIEW WITH (B) BYTERAPERS 088/ ..................... THE CHARTS 037/ ........... INTERVIEW WITH ARGON 090/ .. NEW ALCOHOL LAWS IN AUSTRALIA 091/ ... ADDRESSES, MEMBERS & CREDITS AMIGA CONFRENCE/PARTY REPORTS 092/ ..........HOW TO WRITE FOR FRAUD ----------------------------- 093/ ......................LAST WORDS 040/ .. AMIGA INDUSTRIES / TRSI PARTY 043/ ....... ANALOGUE / EQUINOX PARTY F-R-A-U-D ISSUE NR. 6 WAS RELESED ON 045/ .................. DIGITAL PARTY THE 7TH OF NOVEMBER 1991. (C) INFINITY INSTRUCTIONS (1) PAGE #004 WELCOME TO THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE AT ANYTIME ENTER ANY 2 DIGIT NUMBER IN FRAUD MENU-SYSTEM.. THE NUMERIC KEY PAD TO GO TO SPECIFIC PAGE NUMBER. - USE YOUR LEFT/RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO TURN THE PAGES LEFT/RIGHT. - USE YOUR LEFT/RIGHT SHIFT KEY TO GO 1 PAGE LEFT/RIGHT. - USE YOUR LEFT/RIGHT MOUSE BUTTONS TO TURN THE PAGES LEFT/RIGHT. - AND IF YOU ARE THE LAZY TYPE YOU MAY CONTROL THE WHOLE MAG WITH YOUR - USE THE UP/DOWN ARROW KEYS TO JUMP 3 JOYSTICK IN PORT 2. THE FIRE BUTTON PAGES AT A TIME. WILL BRING UP THE MENU AND JOYSTICK LEFT WILL TURN THE PAGE LEFT AND THE - USE YOUR HELP KET TO GET TO THE PAGE JOYSTICK RIGHT WILL TURN THE PAGE OF CONTENTS. RIGHT. JOYSTICK UP WILL GO 3 PAGES UP. JOYSTICK DOWN WILL GO 3 PAGES DOWN. - USE YOUR LEFT/RIGHT AMIGA KEYS TO GO 3 PAGES LEFT/RIGHT. HAVE FUN.. - USE YOUR LEFT/RIGHT alt KEYS YO JUMP 3 PAGES LEFT/RIGHT. INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS (1) PAGE #005 FRD: YEAH ICE, LET'S DO THAT INTERVIEW SOON BE RELEASING A 5 DISK MUSIC DISK THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DO WITH WHICH WILL BE COOL.. METALIC FOR FRAUD #5, BUT YOU DIDN'T FINNISH DIVISION: CODING DEMOS AND HAVE TIME TO (IN OTHERWORDS LAZYNESS) COMPOSING MUSIC FOR OUR TRAINERS ETC, US DIVISION: MODEM TRADING, SYSOPS. - YEAH, O.K RAD. NZ DIVISION: ORIGINALS, SWAPPERS. AUSTRALIAN DIVISION: FRD: TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF, MICROCHIP: SYSOP, CO-LEADER, MODEM WHAT'S YOUR MAIN FUNCTION IN PNS AND KRAYZI: MODEM TRADER, LADY KILLER (HE) HOW MANY MEMBERS ARE THERE WORLDWIDE?? I.O: (CODER, SOON MODEM TRADER, DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (HEHE) - I'M 18 YEARS OLD, IM A TRAINER MAKER DIGIT: GFX, MUSICIAN, SWAPPER,TRY HARD MODEM TRADER, CO-FOUNDER, MAIN MODEM TRADER. ORGANIZER.. THERE ARE ABOUT 30 - 40 CAMEO: CODER MEMBERS WORLD-WIDE. SAVATAGE: CODER. AXE: SWAPPER, CO-FOUNDER, SOON MODEM FRD: TELL US THE MAIN FUNCTIONS OF THE TRADER. DIVISIONS OF PNS? KRIMSIN: MODEM TRADER. PEDRO: SYSOP, CO-LEADER, SOMETIMES -ENGLISH: MODEM TRADING, RELEASING THE ORGANIZER. OCCASIONAL CRACK OR TRAINER. THEY WILL THE BREED: CODERS, SWAPPERS, COOL INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS (2) PAGE #006 DUDES (YO! BILL) TAUGHT US HOW TO DO TRAINERS, WHICH SORRY IF I'VE FORGOTTEN ANYONE. GAVE US GREAT FAME IN A SHORT TIME.... AT THIS TIME CHERNOBYL BECAME OUR BBS FRD: TELL US THE STORY OF HOW YOU GOT AND A LOT OF EXFUSION GUYS STARTED TO INTO THE SCENE? JOIN US. AND AFTER THE DEATH OF BETRAYAL MOST OF THE OZ ELITE STARTED - BACK IN THE LAME DAYS OF THE OLD TO JOIN US LIKE MICROCHIP AND KRAYZI.. C-64 I WAS IN A CREW CALLED THE ALSO THE ENGLISH DIVISION OF BETRAYAL QUEENSLAND CRACKING CREW, AND WE DONE JOINED US AND THERE BOARD. THEN WE A FEW LAME MAIL IMPORTS AND LAME STARTED RELEASING CRACKS,PREVIEWS ETC. RIPPED INTROS.. THEN I FORMED A GROUP AND WE WERE VOTED NR.1 TRAINER GROUP CALLED F.A.S.T (THE FASTEST AUSTRALIAN IN THE WORLD. AFTER THAT A FEW NEW SUPPLY TEAM) MADE UP OF ALL MY MATES ZEALAND CREWS JOINED US WHO SUPPLIED FROM SCHOOL. THEN WE ALL BOUGHT AMIGAS ORIGINALS AND A FEW FINNISH D-MOB AND AFTER RIPPING HEAPS OF ACU INTROS MEMBERS ALSO JOINED US AS WELL.NOW ALL (SUFFER DOM!). THE ELITE 3 OF US SHAKA OF US OZZIES ARE GETTING LAZY AND ARE (ICE) MEGA RIPPER, BREAKER (AXE) MOVING AWAY FROM COMPUTERS AND MOVING SWAPPER AND TROLL1 SWAPPER FORMED THE ON TO OTHER HOBBIES. IN THE NEAR PUNISHERS, THEN WE STARTED RELEASING FUTURE AS THE NUMBER OF WARES INCREASE OUR OWN DEMOS/INTROS BY OUR OWN CODER (CHRISTMAS) SO WILL OUR INTEREST IN I.O. THEN AFTER THE TURTLES DEMO I.O THE SCENE. INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS (3) PAGE #007 FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FRAUD FRD: NAME YOUR FAVOURITE 1.DEMO, 2. DISK-MAGAZINE? GAME, 3. UTILITY, 4) CODER. - IT'S COOL BUT NEEDS A BETTER VOTING - 1. PIXEL NATION - CADDY/DEFJAM, 2. SYSTEM, AS 6 VOTES IN ONE SECTION ARE RISKY WOODS, 3. AZCOMM, DMII, ROSSIMON NOT ENOUGH, BUT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK 4. XAG,CADDY/DEFJAM I SUPPOSE CAMEO + METALIC!! SAVOTAGE. FRD: SO HOW COME I HAVENT SEEN ANY FRD: WHAT'S YOUR OPINION OF THE OZ MEGA TRAINERS FROM ICE LATELY?? SCENE NOWADAYS? - BECAUSE I'M 18 AND I'VE GOT A CAR... - GETTING LAMER, THE MAIL TRADERS ARE SLOWER, THE MODEM TRADERS SLOWER, AND FRD: SO WHAT DO YOU THINK (I.O/PNS) TO MANY BIG GROUPS DOING NOTHING!! YOUR DRIVING INSTRUCTER THINKS OF YOUR DRIVING?? FRD: WHO ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS WORLD WIDE IN THE SCENE? - HE SAID I'M OK. BUT GET STRESSED OUT TO MUCH! (AXE. DON'T YOU MEAN I.O GETS - ALL ENGLISH PNS DUDES, COOL SYSOPS STRESSED OUT TOO MUCH??) LIKE VOYAGER, MISSILE MAN, NOSFERATU.. INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS (4) PAGE #008 FRD: WHO ARE YOUR WORST? - (1) ZINE, (2) I.C.E (COOL NAME!) (3) HACK-MAG, (4) FRAUD, (5) CJ. - TRY HARD ELITES LIKE MYSTIX LAME 2400 USERS COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIRTIME FRD: YEAH, UM. I WANT YOUR OPINION ON MICROCHIPS SISTER? FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BLUE BOXING? - NOT BAD LOOKS A BIT LIKE HER BROTHER - IT'S COOL ONLY THE ELITE CAN DO IT!! (CADDY YOU POOF) MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL GET A DIGITIZED PICTURE OF HER IN THIS FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE MODEM MAG. SCENE? FRD: ANY LAST WORDS + GREETS? - TOO MANY FAKE RELEASES,BUT IT'S GOOD TO GET EVERY WARE 0 DAY OLD. - YEAH PEDRO (SHE'S MARRIED WITH CHILDREN) HEHE. XTC. HELLO HEY THIS IS FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DISK-MAGS? SIGN. XAG, ZIGOR, HYBRID (FUCKINGELITEINIT!) GREETS TO EVERYONE - SOME ARE COOL BUT THEIR ARE TOO MANY ELSE WHO KNOWS ME. THANX TO: LAME ONES? ZXE,I.O (FOR THE DRIVING LESSONS) CADDY (WHAT GROUP WERE YOU IN TODAY) FRD: NAME THE 5 BEST ONES? METALIC (LEARN TO SPELL) INTERVIEW WITH THE PUNISHERS (5) PAGE #009 I WOULD ADVISE ALL OF YOU OUT THERE TO GET A LIFE AND SELL YOUR COMPUTERS AND DONT BE A COMPUTER NERD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES! THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN LEARNING AND PLAYING LAME GAMES AND STARTING WARS. INTERVIEW DONE BY AXE OF THE PUNISHERS FRAUD: WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK AXE/PNS FOR INTERVIEWING ICE.. INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (1) PAGE #010 FRD: HELLO JASON OF ENERGY, SO HOW DIED, SO THERE WAS ONLY ENERGY AUSTRIA ABOUT AN INTERVIEW FOR THE FRAUD DISK- IN THE BEGINNING OF 1988... MAGAZINE??, OK LET'S START. SO TELL US YOUR POSITION IN ENERGY?? FRD: WHAT IS YOUR HISTORY ON COMPUTERS - I AM THE LEADER OF ENERGY AND A - I STARTED WTH A PHILIPS G7000 VIDEO MODEMTRADER! GAMES MACHINE (WHAT A FEELING HAHA) THEN I BOUGHT A C128, BUT I WAS QUITE FRD: TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF (AGE LAME ON THIS MACHINE. AND FINALLY I HEIGHT, HAIR COLOUR, WEIGHT) BOUGHT AN AMIGA 500. - I AM 17 YEARS OLD, 1,77 M, BLUE FRD: SOME WORDS ABOUT THE AUSTRIAN -GREEN (HEHE), 65 KG. SCENE? FRD: TELL US THE HISTORY OF ENERGY???? - YES YOU CAN HAVE SOME WORDS.. SUBWAY SCOOPEX, SAVAGE, GRACE, XEROX, ALPHA - ENERGY WAS FOUNDED IN THE BEGINNING FLIGHT, LEPROSEY, AND SOME OTHER COOL OF 1988! IN 1987 THERE WAS A GROUP IN GROUPS, WE HAVE MANY UNKNOWN GROUPS GERMANY CALLED ENERGY, DON AND HERE IN AUSTRIA, TOO. THE PROBLEM IS QUARTERBACK FOUND A AUSTRIAN DIVISION THAT THEY ARE NOT ABLE TO SPREAD THERE OF ENERGY IN 1988. THE GERMAN DIVISION PRODUCTIONS. BUT IN FUTURE WE WILL INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (2) PAGE #011 HAVE MORE GOOD GROUPS HERE IN AUSTRIA. FRD: WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO??? FRD: DO YOU VISIT MANY PARTIES, IF SO - ALL KIND OF RAP, HIP-HOP AND WHAT ARE THE BEST ONES THAT YOU HAVE DANCEFLOOR, AND MUSIC FROM VANILA ICE, ATTENDED??   PUBLIC ENEMY, BINGO BOYS, HEAVY D AND THE BOYS... - IF THEY ARE IN AUSTRIA, YES.. BUT IN AUSTRIA THERE ARE NOT TOO MANY (COOL) FRD: COMPARE THE MODEM SCENE TO THE PARTIES.. TO GO TO A PARTY IN A MAIL?? FOREIGN COUNTRY IS A PRESENT TOO EXPENSIVE FOR ME. BLUE BOX IN AUSTRIA - I THINK THERE ISN'T MUCH TO COMPARE. WOULD CHANGE THIS! THE MODEM SCENE IS MUCH FASTER AND THE FUTURE! TODAY YOU HAVENT ANY CHANCES FRD: BESIDES FROM COMPUTERS WHAT ARE TO GET FAMOUS WITHOUT A MODEM!! SOME OF YOUR HOOBIES? FRD: SOME WORDS ABOUT THAT BBS THAT - I LIKE TO PLAY TABLE TENNIS AND YOU ARE GOING TO START UP? BADMINTON, MY BIGGEST HOBBY IS TO DRINK AS MUCH ALCOHOL AS POSSIBLE! - WELL I AM GOING TO START UP THE 1ST (HMMM.. SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MYSELF. -ED) ENERGY BOARD IN AUSTRIA. IT WILL BE CALLED 'HIGH ENERGY'. BUT I HAVE SOME INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (3) PAGE #012 PROBLEMS, BECAUSE MY MODEM IS FUCKED MANNESMANN PRINTER, A US-ROBOTICS HST UP!! ( A THUNDERSTORM IN AUSTRIA MODEM AND SOON A 105 MB HD. DESTROYED MY AMIGA AND MODEM!) NOW I HAVE AN AMIGA 2000 AND SOON A FRD: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ISSUE 5 OF 105 MB HD. AND IF I GET MY MODEM BACK FRAUD, HOW CAN WE IMPROVE IT. I WILL OPEN THE BOARD! - THE ISSUE 5 WAS THE BEST ISSUE OF FRD: NAME SOME NICE DEMOS THAT YOU FRAUD! I THINK THERE SHOULD BE MORE HAVE RECENTLY SEEN? ARTICLES IN EVERY ISSUE.. BUT FRAUD IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE DISK-MAGAZINES! - I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY NEW DEMOS SINCE MONTHS... (YOU KNOW.. MY MODEM) ALL I FRD: WHAT DISK-MAGAZINES DO YOU READ?? HAD SEEN WAS THE PARADISE MEGA DEMO WHICH HAD BEEN RELEASED AT THE ENERGY - I READ ALL MAGAZINES WHICH I CAN GET AND HYPNOTIC AND AWESOME PARTY IN GERMANY. FRD: DO YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE TOO MANY MAGAZINES IN THE SCENE?? FRD: WHAT HARDWARE DO YOU USE?? - NO BECAUSE ONLY THE BEST ONES WILL - A AMIGA 2000 WITH 3 EXTERNAL DRIVES, SURVIVE! A PHILIPS CM 8833 MONITOR, A INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (4) PAGE #013 FRD: COMPARE 64 TO THE AMIGA?? FRD: TELL US YOUR CURRENT MEMBERS LIST - HAHA... A JOKE OR WHAT? LOOK, THE - OK. MANY MEMBERS ARE KICKED OUT OF SUN IS SHINING!!! ENERGY BECAUSE OF THERE LAMENESS. ONLY WHO IS MENTIONED HERE IS A REAL FRD: YOUR FAVORITE 1) DEMO, 2) MAG, 3) MEMBER OF ENERGY, NO-ONE ELSE! JASON, GAME, 4) UTILITY, 5) BEER, 6) CRACKER, STRANGER, ANTIBYTE, G-TRONIC, DPF, 7) MOVIE IS: MALCOM, GREILI, TSS, MC M, NCD, DOOM, BUSTER, STORM, SNIFFY, STAGEDIVER, DOC - 1. MENTAL HANGOVER, 2. ICE, 3) KICK D, HELLION, DUKE, TCB, TELSA, BONGO OFF II, 4) X-COPY, 5) HIRTER, 6) MADDY, DR. DEGREZ. STRANGER/ENERGY, 7) DIE HARD FRD: ENERGY R FAMOUS 4 THERE TRAINERS, FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS DO YOU PRODUCE ANYTHING ELSE?? IN THE SCENE? - YES, OF COURSE! INTROS, DEMOS,CRACKS - I HAVE MANY GOOD FRIENDS IN THE SCENE WE WILL SOON RELEASE A NEW DEMO.BUT IT TOO MANY TO MENTION ALL OF THEM HERE! WILL BE A GOOD ONE. NOT SUCH A SHIT AS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SPECIAL GREETS SOME EXMEMBERS RELEASED UNDER OUR NAME TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE! FRD: WHAT COUNTRIES DOES ENERGY HAVE INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (5) PAGE #014 MEMBERS IN? HAVE A GIRL-FRIEND?? - AUSTRIA, GERMANY, BELGIUM, FINLAND - MY GIRL-FRIEND LEFT ME, BECAUSE I USA. ALL OTHER DIVISIONS ARE KICKED!!! SPENT TOO MUCH TIME FOR THE COMPUTER I'M DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THAT, I THOUGHT FRD: NAME SOME COOL BOARDS?? ABOUT LEAVING THE SCENE, BUT THE LIFE MUST GO ON.... - SIGN O TIMES AT: +49-2306-18637 ROAD HOUSE: ++32-1437-2763 FRD: WHAT IS YOUR PREFERRED AGE FOR A SPIRITUAL HEALING:+49-5273-21624 LADY? RED ALERT: +35-8027-10784 - WELL I PREFER 3 YEAR OLD BOYS.. HAHA FRD: RUMOUR HAS IT THAT IT IS ... HMMMM.. LADY? GIRLS! 14 TO 44. IMPOSSIBLE TO PHREAK FROM AUSTRIA? FRD: TELL US A BIT ABOUT LIVING IN - NO THIS RUMOUR IS NOT TRUE!OF COURSE AUSTRIA, WHAT DO USE DO IN YOUR SPEAR YOU CAN PHREAK FROM AUSTRIA, ONLY BLUE TIME OVER THERE? BOX DOES NOT WORK HERE. AND WE HAVE NO TOOL FREE NUMBERS HERE, TOO. - LIVING IN AUSTRIA IS COOL, THE OCEAN THE SUN, COLD DRINKS, HAHA THIS WAS FRD: NOW TO SOME OTHER STUFF, DO YOU IBIZA BEACH? IN AUSTRIA? WE HAVE INTERVIEW WITH ENERGY (6) PAGE #015 MOUNTAINS HERE SKIING! IN MY SPARE TIME I BUY CONDOMS FOR THE AUSTRIAN NIGHTLIFE. FRD: LAST OF ALL IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA SAY? THANX FOR THIS NICE INTERVIEW, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. INTERVIEW WITH SANITY (1) PAGE #016 FRD: HELLO THE FOG/SANITY, SO TELL US OF SANITY? YOUR AGE AND POSITION IN SANITY? - ONE AND A HALF YEAR.LOOK ABOVE. - I AM SIXTEEN AND A HALF YEAR OLD. I AM A MAIL SWAPPER AND MUSIC-RIPPER. FRD: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE 5 MAGS/ DEMOS/GAMES/CODERS/MUSCIANS?  FRD: TELL US YOUR HISTORY ON COMPUTERS - MAGS>ZINE,I.C.E.,HACK MAG,D.I.S.C., - I BEGAN AS A LITTLE KID ON THE GOOD 4TH DIMENSION. DEMOS>HUNT FOR THE 7TH OLD C-64 NEARLY SIX YEARS AGO. AFTER OCTOBER, ENIGMA, VECTOR EXTERMINATOR, THREE YEARS OF LAMENESS I WENT TO THE ANIMOTION, ELYSIUM. GAMES> MONKEY AMIGA AND AFTER ONE AND A HALF YEAR ISLAND,ZAK MC CRACKEN,MANIAC MANSION, LATER I JOINED SANITY TWO WEEKS AFTER LOOM,INDY III(ADVENTURE). THEY WERE FOUND. CODER>TEC,SLAYER,AZATOTH,CHAOS,PANTHER MUSICIANS> WALKMAN, MANIACS OF NOISE, FRD: WHAT IS THE AIM FOR SANITY? ROMEO KNIGHT,ZODIAC AND GASH. - TO MAKE NICE DEMOS FOR THE SCENE FRD: HOW MANY CONTACTS DO YOU HAVE WITH COOL NEW ROUTINES. AND HOW MANY DOES SANITY HAVE ALL UP? FRD: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A MEMBER - I HAVE AT THE MOMENT ONLY 30 INTERVIEW WITH SANITY (2) PAGE #017 CONTACTS BUT YOU CAN BELIEVE WE HAVE - NO I DO NOT HAVE ONE BUT I BUY SOME MANY MANY MORE THEN I. KIND OF MODEM IN THE NEAR FUTURE. FRD: WHAT BEER DO YOU DRINK? FRD: WHAT COUNTRIES DO YOU THINK THE BEST LOOKING GIRLS COME FROM? - I DRINK WARSTEINER,HOLSTEN,ALL KIND OF BOCK BIER,TUBORG, FLENSBURGER, AND - THE COOLEST GIRLS COME FROM NORWAY IF I HAVE HEINEKEN. AND DENMARK ...  FRD: BESIDES FROM COMPUTERS WHAT ARE FRD: TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOUR LOCAL SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES? SCENE? - DRINKING,GIRLS,HAVING FUN,COLLECTING - OOOH WE HAVE SOME MEMBERS FROM CYTAX HORROR MOVIES AND DRIVING WITH MY BIKE HERE, ONE FROM VOGUE, MEMBERS FROM SUPPLEX, MEMBERS FROM FRANTIC AND FRD: IS PHREAKING IMPORTANT FOR USE? MEMBERS FROM ZEUS. - YEAH PHREAKING IS THE COOLEST THING FRD: WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? ON EARTH. I LISTEN TO ALL KIND OF RAP-MUSIC AND FRD: DO YOU HAVE A MODEM? A LITTLE BIT TECHNO. INTERVIEW WITH SANITY (3) PAGE #018 FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE FUCKING FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE POLICE? INCREASE IN DISK-MAGAZINES TO THE SCENE?? - I SAY ONLY ONE THING FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE FBI,FUCK THE DIA AND FUCK THE - THATS ALSO BULLSHIT THATS LIKE THE CIA. INCREASE OF THE GROUPS. THERE ARE MANY OF THEM BUT THE MOST OF THEM IS ONLY FRD: WHAT DO YOU LIKE? SHIT. - PARTIES,SEX,MUSIC AND HORROR MOVIES. FRD: COMPARE THE 64 SCENE TO THE AMIGA FRD: WHAT DO YOU HATE? - THE C-64 SCENE WAS THE BEGINNING AND THE AMIGA SCENE IS THE COOLEST ON THE - BUNDESKANZLER KOHL, THE GERMAN PEST, FUCKING WHOLE WORLD. HEINO AND THE DENTIST. FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DRUGS? ON THE SCENE? - THATS BULLSHIT, WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT - SPOCK OF FRANTIC ONE OF MY OLDEST THAT SHIT. AMIGA FRIENDS. MR.DOOM OF THE MAGICLORDS A COOL DUTCH GUY. DUKE OF INTERVIEW WITH SANITY (4) PAGE #019 APEX (WHERE ARE THE MOVIES ?) SLEDGE HAVE RECENTLY SEEN? OF ADEPT (WAS MACHT DIE LEITUNG NACH HAMBURG ?) - THE VIRTUAL WORLD DEMO FROM THOMAS LANDSBURG IS COOL. ALSO THE NEW DEMO FRD: HOW LONG WERE YOUR CODERS WORKING FROM SILENTS CALLED ICE AND THE PMC ON THE ELYSIUM- THE SEARCH FOR ANARCHY DEMO CALLED ALFA OMEGA ARE COOL DEMOS. DEMO? FRD: NAME SOME COOL MOVIES THAT YOU HAVE RECENTLY SEEN? - CHAOS HAS CODED SOME STUFF IN AN HALF YEAR AND THEN PANTHER AND CHAOS - THERE ARE MANY NEW COOL MOVIES.THERE CODED THE REST OF THE DEMO IN TWO IS PREDATOR II,KING RALPH,MISERY AND WEEKS. MANY MANY MORE COOL MOVIES. FRD: WHEN WAS SANITY FORMED, AND BY FRD: LAST OF ALL IS THERE ANYTHING WHOM? THAT YOU WAN'T TO SAY? - SANITY WAS FORMED ON THE 1.1.1990 BY - YES I WANNA SEND SOME BEST WISHES PANTHER,VINDICATOR,CRUISER AND HAWK. OUT TO:DANDELION (WANNA PLAY LOTUS ONE MORE TIME ?) SAM RAIMI (MORE MOVIES FRD: NAME SOME NICE DEMOS THAT YOU PLEASE. LIKE THE EVIL DEAD AND DARKMAN INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT (1) PAGE #020 THE FOLLOWING INTERVIEW WAS SUPPOSE TO - IT WAS NOT A SNAP DECISION, I HAD BE A FLASH PRODUCTIONS INTERVIEW, BUT DISCUSSED THIS WITH GAMMA, AFTER BEING THE SHADOW HAS NOW LEFT FLASH ASKED TO JOIN ABOUT A MILLION TIMES, I PRODUCTIONS AND JOINED WIZZCAT UK, SO JUST GAVE IN (JOINING FLASH UK WAS THE I HAVE CONVERTED LOTS OF THE QUESTIONS WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE!) TO WIZZCAT, BUT THERE ARE A COUPLE THERE THAT I LEFT AS FEEL THAT THEY FRD: TELL US YOUR HISTORY ON COMPUTERS ARE NEEDED THERE.. WELL LETS LET THE INTERVIEW BEGIN. - WELL WAY BACK IN 84 I HAD A SPECTRUM 48K (I JUST LUVED COMMANDO) THEN MY FRD: HELLO THE SHADOW/WIZZCAT, SO TELL MATE GAVE ME HIS BROKEN C64, WHICH I US HOW OLD YOU ARE AND YOUR POSITION FIXED (A FUSE HAD BLOWN!) I GOT WELL IN WIZZCAT! INTO MAIL TRADING THEN, (DISK TRADING) THEN I GOT A C128 D (COMMODORE REALLY - YO METALIC M8! WELL I'M 21 YEARS OLD WASTED THAT COMPUTER!) THEN I SOLD AND I AM CURRENTLY A MAIL TRADER THAT AND GOT AN A500. COMPILER, GFX AND SOON MODEM TRADER (HST!/WHAT ELSE?) FRD: BESIDES FROM COMPUTERS WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES? FRD: WHY DID YOU JOIN FLASH PRODUCTION AND QUIT ARGON?? - DRAWING! I GOT A BTEC DIPLOMA IN INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT (2) PAGE #021 ART AND DESIGN PLACEMENT AT COLLEGE, FRD: WHAT DISK-MAGAZINES DO YOU READ?? BUT THE BARSTEDS WANTED 600 POUNDS OFF ME, FUCK THAT! (THEY COULDN'T TEACH ME - ALL OF THEM! ANYTHING THAT I DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW!) (HEHE). FRD: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DEMO, GAME DISK-MAG, CODER?? FRD: DO YOU HAVE A GIRL-FRIEND, IF SO DESCRIBE HER? - DEMO: ENIGMA (PHENOMENA), UTILITY: X-COPY (OR IS IT MY MOST DREADED!?) - WELL SHE IS 18 AND EXTREMELY DISKMAG: GRAPEVINE (LSD), CODER: SPOOK BEAUTIFUL! WE GOT ENGADGED ON MAY 29TH (DIGITAL) 1991, I HAVE BEEN LIVING WITH HER FOR 7 MONTHS AND GOING STEADY FOR AROUND 1 FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS YEAR 4 MONTHS! IN THE SCENE? FRD: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ISSUE 5 OF - GAMMA (FRED)/FLASH UK (FUCKIN KEWL FRAUD? LAMER!), NITEHAWK/TEKNIK (YO!), COSY (ANARCHY UK), APEX/ECLIPSE AND - PRETTY DAMN KEWL! IT SHOULD BE PSYCHO/ASTAROTH (GET YA FUCKIN HAIR JAZZED UP A BIT! (BIT MORE EYE CUT)  CATCHING! AND SUM REALLY HEAVY MUSIC!) INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT (3) PAGE #022 FRD: WHAT BEER DO YOU DRINK?? OR FRD: COMPARE THE MAIL SCENE TO MODEM?? SPIRITS? - THE MAIL SCENE IS MORE FRIENDLY AND - LOWENBRAU OR PERNO AND BLACKCURRANT! MORE PERSONAL, BUT IF YOU WANT THE LATEST WAREZ. HOOK UP YOUR HST! FRD: TELL US YOUR CURRENT MEMBERS LIST FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF COMPACT - PASS, I HAVE JUST JOINED WIZZCAT UK. DISKS?? DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD BE DONE OR WHAT?? FRD: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOURSELF IN YOUR SPEAR TIME?? - PACKS SHOULD BE DONE! THEY SAVE EVERYONE A LOT OF DISKS, BUT THE ONLY - MAINLY GO DOWN TO THE LOCAL ARCADE THING IS EVERYBODY RIPS THEM! AND SHOOT SUM POOL! FRD: WHAT IS YOUR PREFERRED AGE FOR A FRD: LIVING IN ENGLAND WOULD YOU VISIT WOMEN, A) A ONE NIGHT STAND, B) FOR A MANY COPY-PARTIES? LONG LOVING RELATIONSHIP?? - I WOULD! IF THERE WAS ANY! CANT WAIT - A) 15, B) 18 TO 22. FOR THE MAIN EVENT PARTY/DIGITAL! FRD: WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?? INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT (4) PAGE #023 - PRINCE (THIS GUY IS SO FUCKING KOOL) BEEN BUSTED FOR STAMP FAKING! METALLICA, SLAYER, MOTLEY CRUE. FRD: WHAT WOULD YOU RATE THE FOLLOWING FRD: A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE ENGLISH WOMEN IN ORDER OF MERIT FOR LOOKS, SCENE?? AUSTRALIAN, ENGLISH, SWEDISH, FINNISH, FRENCH, DANISH, USA? - AT THE MOMENT IT IS A BIT FUCKED UP DUE TO LOTS OF GROUPS DYING + UNITY - USA (10), AUSTRALIA (7), SWEDISH (6) FALLING THROUGH, THERE ARE ALSO A FEW FINNISH (5), FRENCH (6), DANISH (6) SHITHEADS AROUND! MENTIONING NO NAMES, ENGLISH (3)! BUT U KNOW WHO U R! FRD: THANX FOR ANSWERING SOME OF THESE FRD: WHAT IS YOUR DREAM MACHINE?? QUITE INTERESTING QUESTIONS AND FINNALY DO YOU WANNA SAY ANYTHING????? - B2000, 200 MB H/D, MULTISYNC MONITOR HAM-E, 50 MHZ, 9 MB RAM! - YOU BETCHA! I MUST SAY HOW PISSED OF I AM WITH FLASH PRODUCTIONS UK, WHEN I FRD: ARE THE POLICE A PROBLEM IN JOINED I WAS PROMISED MY OWN INTRO ENGLAND? (FOR MY DELUXE PACKS) AND SUM PLAYER SOURCE, AFTER 3 MONTHS I STILL DIDN'T - NOT REALLY, ALTHOUGH A FEW GUYS HAVE GET FUCK ALL! THEN FLASH UK DIE AND INTERVIEW WITH WIZZCAT (5) PAGE #024 REFORM LOSING 2 CODERS,1 MUSICIAN + ME ARE TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO TELL THEM (TRADER, COMPILER, GFX), THEN I HEAR YOURSELF, THEN KEEP QUIET! THAT ONE OF THERE MANAGERS (MAGIC THANX VERY MUCH METALIC FOR LETTING ME MUSHROOM) HAS BEEN SLAGGING ME OFF, SO AIR MY VIEWS! ALL THE BEST MATE! I RANG MAGIC MUSHROOM UP, ASKING HIM WHAT THE FUCK HE HAS BEEN SAYING AND HE DENIES EVERYTHING! JESUS CHRIST! FRD: WE THANK THE SHADOW/WIZZCAT UK FLASH UK IS ONE OF THE WORST GROUPS FOR LETTING US INTERVIE HIM! THAT I HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO JOIN THE ONLY GOOD PEOPLE IN FLASH UK ARE GAMMA, DIATRON AND PARADROID, COME TO THINK OF IT THEY ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER MEMBER - MAGIC MUSHROOM. MESSAGE TO MAGIC MUSHROOM - THANX FOR ALL THE BULLSHIT! I AM NOW IN A MUCH BETTER, ORGANIZED, TRUSTING AND PRODUCTIVE GROUP!! WIZZCAT UK. NOW HERE IS A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WHO ARE ON THE SCENE, DON'T SLAG PEOPLE OFF BEHIND THERE BACKS, TELL THEM YOUR GRIEVANCE YOURSELF, IF YOU CANT OR YOU INTERVIEW WITH COMA (1) PAGE #025 FRD: HELLO ROCKSTAR/COMA SO TELL US ORIGINAL SUPPLIER, SO I TOOK A BREAK YOUR POSITION IN COMA? IN SWAPPING FOR MORE THAN 6 MONTHS, UNTIL I JOINED COMA AND I LIKE IT!!!!! - OK, I'M 16, AND I'M A SWAPPER OF COMA'S FRENCH DIVISION. FRD: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ISSUE 5 OF FRAUD?? FRD: SOME HISTORY ABOUT COMA? - IT NEEDS COLOURS AND FONTS DUDE!!!!! - YEP, IT HAS BEEN FOUND IN OCTOBER 90 BUT KIND OF COOL ARTICLES! AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT COMA IS OUR MC DISK.. BUT ALOT OF FRD: SOME WORDS ABOUT YOUR MC DISK MAG PRODUCTS TO COME.. COMA IS A REALLY COOL GROUP, THATS WHY WE JOINED THE - YEP, THE ISSUE 2 WILL BE RELEASED FRENCH SECTION. SOMEWHERE AROUND THE END OF SEPTEMBER OR OCTOBER, WITH SOME NEW FEATURES AND FRD: SOME HISTORY ABOUT YOURSELF? MORE ARTICLES, THERE WILL BE SOME GFX FROM ZOOM OF THE SILENTS. - WELL I STARTED THE SCENE ABOUT 1 YEAR AGO WITH JOINING NORTHSTAR AS A FRD: NAME SOME NICE DEMOS THAT YOU'VE SWAPPER, BUT I WAS KIND OF LAZY! I RECENTLY SEEN?? JOINED AGILE IN FEBUARY AS AN INTERVIEW WITH COMA (2) PAGE #026 - WELL I LOVE THE DIGITAL INNOVATION - NOP I DON'T... MAILSWAPPING DUDE!!! FROM ANARCHY AND I LIKE DECEPTS LAST BUT I STUFF FROM A MODEM SWAPPING DUDE DEMO PRIEVIEW ALSO, BUT TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND NOT THAT MANY FRD: NAME SOME COOL BOARDS?? RELEASES ANYMORE. - WELL,OLIVERS PLACE, THE ELITE FRENCH FRD: SOME WORDS ABOUT THE FRENCH SCENE BOARD, AND I LIKE TSB BBS. - WELL IT IS GETTING BETTER AND FOR FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS SOME PEOPLE IN THE SCENE THERE IS A IN THE SCENE?? BIG SUPRISE TO COME ABOUT FRENCHY'S! WAIT AND SEE.. - WELL MY COOLEST CONTACT IS JUGGER OF PANIC (HI!) AND IN FRANCE I LIKE: FRD: COMPARE AMIGA TO 64?? SCUD/REBELS, HYGRAIC/COMA, FRED/AGILE CUCS ROMA, DAN AND ELSE. . - WELL I DON'T REALLY KNOW ABOUT C64 I HAD AN ATARI ST, AND I'M GONNA HAVE FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LEDGENDS A PC, BUT C64 DUDES NOW ON AMIGA ARE LIKE BS1, IKARI, EAGLE SOFT, HOTLINE THE COOLEST. SCA, SINNERS, TKT ETC... ? FRD: DO YOU HAVE A MODEM? - I WAS NOT IN THE SCENE AT THIS TIME INTERVIEW WITH COMA (3) PAGE #027 BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE LEGEND FOR ME!! FRD: LAST OF ALL DO YOU WANNA SAY ACKERLIGHT... ANYTHING? FRD: WHAT BEER DO YOU DRINK? - YES A BIG HELLO TO ALL OF MY CONTACTS AND ONCE AGAIN SORRY FOR MY - METLE.. WHEN I GO TO USA, I ENJOY VACATION BREAK!! VOTE FOR COMA IN EURO BUDWEISER! BUT I FRANCE I HAVE TO CHART! HEHE CONTACT ME AT THE ADDY ON WITHSTAND KRONEMBOURG ! ANYWAY MY THIS DISK!! FAVOURITE DRINKS ARE VODKA & TEQUILA! ROCKSTAR/COMA - PUSHING THE LIMITS! FRD: RANK THE FOLLOWING COUNTRIES FOR INTERVIEWED BY METALIC/INFINITY!! BEST LOOKING WOMEN IN ORDER OF MERIT? A) AUSTRALIA, B) FRANCE, C) ENGLAND D) U.S.A? - D) ' I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE ' CALIFORNIAN GIRLS!!! ' B) FRENCH GIRLS ARE AWERSOME !!!! A) NEVER BEEN THERE... C) EURK! INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (1) PAGE #028 FRD: Hello Grendel/Byterapers (B), so and along leading (B) have a couple of how about an interview for the Fraud not-too-serious mail swapping contacts disk-magazine?? Ok. So tell us your I do a little bit of modemtrading too, age and position in Byterapers... although I cannot be said a 'modemtrader' (anyway I was 18th best - Thanks... Very surprised to see uploader in Finnish charts...). someone still remembers me, even when my best days are years behind... I am FRD: You have been around in the scene 21 years, and the leader/founder of for quite time now, so compare todays (B). I was a 64-swapper during 86-88 people to the older generation in the and 89, at best with 150 contacts. scene? Between 64 times, 88/89 I also traded on Amiga, as I had quitten 64 scene in - Very simple: most veterans have favor of Amiga. Soon I anyway quit disappeared, at least in Finnish scene Amiga and returned to 64, which I was The rest have lost most oftheir energy forced to abandon because my drive and hardly know about todays scene. I broke and I couldn't afford to repair am the oldest veteran still alive in it. So I started 2nd time Amiga Finland, with Hoffi vyving the only swapping, but got bored of it, quit other active veteran. There's very big whole scene at 89 for 2 years. Only difference between the veterans and late 90 I returned to active scene, youngsters, as one can easily imagine. INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (2) PAGE #029 Most of veterans have achieved what united, no foreign members and we have they could ever ask, so they have managed to find some very good talents absolutely no urge to do lots of demos One good coder is still needed but or anything. Relax, take it easy - otherwise we have now reached the that's the real way. Youngsters level we wanted. There are a number of instead are full of energy, working products under way, and many others all the time at something. Some of are being planned - there is no them don't even respect us, for reason shortage of ideas, as I produced many or another, so we have planned to form while I was very inspired some time a veterans federation 'old farts' to ago. Problem is same as with everyone keep us together, and teach kids who else - lazyness. One demo, The built the scene they see today. But Apocalypse, was designed at spring and who really cares? Having fun and was to be released at summer... Plah, taking to pain is only thing that is coder was planning to do the intro for important... it when we wanted to release it. It has been now upgraded, and should be FRD: Tell us a bit about Byterapers even better but but... Coders do what nowadays? they want, not what others want. - Hope I could. Overall (B) is more FRD: Once you reached very high capable today than ever. Group is very rankings back in 88 I think, will you INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPPERS (B) (3) PAGE #030 try to get high on the charts again? were still on top. It succeeded, 64 groups still remember Byterapers as a - No, absolutely not. At 88/89 we were good old group... On Amiga we have a 64-cracking crew, and were world top always been a legal group, no cracks. on it, because I had found a Most important this spring I made a potentially good cracker named decision, that cracking is strictly Rockstar, who later became one of prohibited in (B) - 100% legal group world's 10 best crackers. At 89 (B) from that on. So, on cracking charts was voted as world's 9th best cracking we will never be seen again, and if group. In the same time on Amiga we our coders continue being that lazy had started to release our neither on democharts. I must add, Muzzax-musicdisks series (1-7), which that if we could scrap those products was very successful at those times. together, their ideas would be With Muzzax we made our name known on something special and should be seen Amiga, but never rose in charts as on charts. We have played with idea of there was just one coder who did all a special cracking crew, to make GOOD our Amiga products. We were still 100% cracks, unlike some 100% cracks mainly 64 group, then... At autumm 89 unlike some Skid Row does, but it I then quited whole 64 section - not won't be done. that we were out of energy or anything but I wanted to quit it as long as we FRD: Music Disks were also very well INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (4) PAGE #031 known from you, what happened to them? had while you were drunk? -The guy who made them, CSA, stopped - My boozing's history, man... I am active coding in 89. Muzzax 1-3 were engaged,been with a girl for two years very good, but after Muzzax 4 their now.... The strangest drinking quality went down. Muzzax 6 had only 2 experience is easy one to choose. I good tunes.. Then it took over a year was at Ikari/Zargon party at Denmark, to do Muzzax 7, which had better 89, and drunk beer like never before.. musics than any of the previous ones You see, I hadn't imagined that it but lacked in outlook and design, so.. could be possible to drink beer in Today we have the potential to party, legally, and the beer was cheap continue the series, but lack a good, Soooo... Beer beer beer.. I drunk some active coder with time to code them. 20-30 Danish strong beer bottles one Muzzax 8 will be released next evening. Funniest of all,I DIDN'T pass christmas, unless we get a new coder out, but I lost my memory. I found to do it before. myself from cellar floor of the HUGE school, at ELEVATOR. I remember I FRD: Ok.. Now to some other stuff, I talked with 2 other guys there, then know that you are a lot like myself, they left and from that on I remember you booze a lot, etc... So tell us the things. I wondered where the hell I am most strange experience that you have a very small room.. Small window INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (5) PAGE #032 looked out and there were people done to a Fairlight demo. And so on... sleeping at floor. I pushed the wall, and WOW it opened. Came out, climbed FRD: Byterapers have come up in the three floors up and found myself from ranks, from being big on the Commodore a maze of strange corridors and rooms. 64, to being big on the Amiga. Will I wandered there, without a single you go onto the next scene machine, or clue of my position... Finally a will you call it quit's? German friend of mine, Veda/Genesis Project, found me. He later told me I - Surely we won't quit this thing. I'm came to him and asked 'Veda, tell me already working with a 386 PC, and where I am'. He guided me to the main maybe we will expand on PC later. I hall, but still I couldn't find our don't know about other machines, if stand, so someone came and showed me there will come another good machine that the (B)/Fairlight stand is on the that would take place of Amiga. other side of hall. Later I was told about my adventures. They said I had FRD: Some words about other Finnish wandered around the party place and legends? called everyone, say everyone, a lamer ... 'LAMER!!!'. Also I had attacked - More or less dead, almost everyone. Cosmos's computer, and typed Just I and Hoffi are active, Hoffi is scrolltext to their demo. Same I had Sysop for his board Thunderstruck INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (6) PAGE #033 (tel35871345294). I think it's the Ummm... Let's have a word about legend best Finnish Elite board, as it has groups. Pure Byte, the 1st Finnish good file flow but also many very good famous group ever exist still, somehow msg bases. Zados/Damones (ex Stack, ex X-Men are almost all in army. Beyond X-Men) returned from army, but is no Force moves from 64 to Amiga. Complex more same old pervert himself. He's still expands and gets better. lost most his energy, and hardly Accession fucks everything that moves, follows scene. But he IS, and it's but nothing else. Wizzcat? Don't know. more than a lot of others. Irwin/Damones (ex X-Beat) the same. FRD: Do you still keep contact with Moku/Accession is in army, but is the other legendary groups? old funny himself. Vyvyan/Accession & Lennu/Accession haven't lost any of - No, although I would like to. During their mental abilities, but are seen my two years break, I lost contact to mostly at parties. Icebreaker and almost everyone. I re-established my Axa/X-Men are in army, but are doing touch to a old friend, well in business world with their Denithor/Academy (the REAL Academy, company X-Mania. Yip/Pure-Byte works not the today's Norwegian loosers), currently at X-Mania, and they've been swap with Mac/The Electronic Knights planning to do a demo for 3 years now. (one of the most legendary 64 groups Mic Dair/Complex came out of army. ever) but that's almost all. I don't INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPPERS (B) (7) PAGE #034 know the whereabouts of my old friend much much money (which I don't quite in different groups, like TRSI, but have), my old friends, travelling hope they would throw me with a around and seeing world, getting good letter sometimes... letters, musicdisks, strategy and roleplaying software, Hitchhiker's FRD: Some words about the newcomers Guide to the Galaxy and scifi/fantasy in the scene nowadays? books overall (and other books), good comics..... and so on. -Ayh, tough question. On other hand, there's too much of them, too young, FRD: Now, what do you hate? too inexperienced and don't know anything about the old groups or - ARMY! (I was there for two months, times. On other hand, without them but got out after playing crazy). coming out there wouldn't be any scene soon, when people slowly leave FRD: What is your most preferred age it. for a lady to fuck? FRD: What do you like? - I AM ENGAGED, remember that. So: 22. - Cherri (wife), our rat, my FRD: How are those Finnish women? apartment, good food & movies, having INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (8) PAGE #035 - Some nice, some not. How else it license beer Hofbraushaus Munchen could be? (german beer). That's best I've tasted FRD: Compare the Finnish women to the FRD: Do you booze at pubs or American or Australian women? nightclubs (that's where the pussy is) - Haven't met any American ones, - Sometimes. Usually only when we get although wrote years ago with one... visitors, and go out with them. Maybe Empty headed, as far as I know. Met a once a months we got for one or two Australian girl two years ago, she was beers with some friends. nice... Hmm, women are women.. FRD: Tell us some new news about FRD: What did you think of the 5th Byterapers? issue of Fraud? - Naaah. We have 14 members totally, 2 - Goooshnarg, have I read it? I'm not on 64 and 3 soon in army... There's sure... coming so products, when I write this JTP (coder) visited me, and we made a FRD: What beer do you drink? 'Super Cow Megademo-intro', which includes lots of COWS. There is coming - OLVI (local brewery), and their several demos, a musicdisk, a INTERVIEW WITH BYTERAPERS (B) (9) PAGE #036 slideshow and some other small things - Stop it. If you really think about but the release-times are just unknown it, you see it's stupid. You can have We BE, we have FUN, we don't take fun, and be cool as legal guy too. scene and things too seriously, isn't Take example of all those legal people that enough? out there, like Crusaders.... FRD: Your opinion about piratism? FRD: THIS IS ONE HELL OF AN INTERVIEW! WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK GRENDEL/(B) FOR - Negative. I was very good (bad...) LETTING US INTERVIEW HIM, AND WISH HIM pirate at 88/89, but later I stopped AND (B) THE BEST FOR THE FUTURE!!!!!!! it. Last winter I made decision that I leave piratism completely, it's stupid INTERVIEWED BY METALIC/INFINITY!! thing. Software houses suffer and have problems, I have also had troubles as I am freelance journalist and write to computer magazines, and it doesn't work when one is a pirate. FRD: But you WERE a very active pirate So what would you have to say to today's pirates? INTERVIEW WITH ARGON (1) PAGE #037 FRD: HELLO SHADOWMAN OF ARGON, SO TELL ADVERTISMENT DISK-MAGAZINE. US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF (AGE, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, HAIR COLOUR, POSITION ETC.) - THE UPCOMING ISSUE WILL BE BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST ISSUES. BUT - I'M 16 YEARS OLD, AND VERY SHORT FOR IT'S ONLY AN AD MAG AND THAT WILL MY AGE (1.65 M). MY HAIR COLOUR IS NEVER CHANGE! BROWN, BUT NOW SOMETHING ABOUT MY POSITION IN ARGON, I AM ONE OF THE FRD: WHAT COUNTRY DO USE HAVE REAL SWAPPERS IN ARGON GD (NO OTHER DIVISIONS IN? THINGS LIKE GFX, ETC.) - I THINK WE HAVE SOME DIVISIONS IN: FRD: WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FUTURE GERMANY, SWEDEN,FINLAND, ENGLAND. PRODUCTIONS? FRD: WHO IS THE LEADER OF ARGON? - WE WANT TO OPEN A BBS IN THE NEAR FUTURE (SORRY, BUT I DONT KNOW THE - THAT QUESTION ISN'T FAIR, COZ WE NAME). SOON WE WILL RELEASE NEW ISSUE HAVE 2 LEADERS, OMC IS FOR THE GERMAN OF BEVERLY HILLS AND SOME DEMOS.. I DIVISION AND LOM 1301 IS FOR THE OTHER THINK THAT'S ALL. COUNTRIES. FRD: SOME WORDS ABOUT YOUR FRD: NAME SOME NICE DEMOS THAT YOU INTERVIEW WITH ARGON (2) PAGE #038 HAVE RECENTLY SEEN?? OFTON VISIT PARTIES!! - THE BEST I THINK IS THE RSI MEGADEMO FRD: HOW MANY HOURS PER DAY DO YOU SOME OTHER NICE DEMOS CAME FROM PANIC SPEND ON YOUR COMPUTER? AND REBELS - THE MEETING INTRO, BUT AT THE MOMENT THERE ISN'T A GREAT DEMO IN - HOW MANY HOURS??? I THINK 3-4 HOURS THE SCENE (THE SAME OLD THINGS!!) PER DAY! FRD: TELL US YOUR HISTORY ON COMPUTERS FRD: WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT THE NEXT SCENE MACHINE WILL BE?? - MY HISTORY ON COMPUTERS.. URPS SORRY IT'S A GREAT HISTORY, BUT I THINK MY - THAT'S A SILLY QUESTION. WHAT DO YOU 1ST COMPUTER WAS THE C116, THEN CAME THINK???? THE PC WILL BE THE NEXT COOL THE C16+4, C64 AND NOW I AM IN LOVE MACHINE (LOOK AT THE GAMES!!) WITH MY AMIGA. THAT'S I THINK A GREAT HISTORY (HAHAHA). FRD: DO YOU SMOKE POT, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON IT. FRD: DO YOU GO OUT TO NIGHTCLUBS, BOOZE OR PARTY... ??? - NO! I DONT SMOKE POT, I AM AGAINST DRUGS!! - I DONT GO OUT TO NIGHT-CLUBS BUT I INTERVIEW WITH ARGON (3) PAGE #039 FRD: WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ISSUE #5 OF IN THE SCENE? FRAUD?, HOW CAN WE IMPROVE? - JUGGER OF PANIC, MRC OF AFL AND ALL - IT'S A NICE DISK-MAG, GO ON WITH THE MEMBERS OF ARGON. WORK! LAST OF ALL IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU FRD: DO YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE TO WANNA SAY?? MANY DISK-MAGAZINES ON THE SCENE, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE? - YEP, I WANNA GREET SOME OF MY FRIENDS IN THE SCENE, AND I WANNA - YEAAH. I THINK.. BUT THERE CAN ONLY THANK THE GUYS WHO HELPED ME IN MY BE THE BEST...ZINE, ICE. FIRST 2 YEARS, AND LATER, IN THE SCENE FRD: WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE CRUSADERS EURO-CHART? - I THINK THAT THE EURO-CHARTS ARE A GREAT THING, IF YOU'RE IN THE CHARTS YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST! FRD: WHO ARE SOME OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS AI & TRSI PARTY REPORT (1) PAGE #040 This is a tiny report of the Amiga first of all we didn't know whether Industries & TRSI /// Kickin' Ass driving or not, eventually we drove Party \\\ written by 'The Pincher of coz some other already promised to Vertical'. come.On 12.30 pm we (JPN, Cube and me) arrived in Dinkelsbuehl and the first Some of you may know that I have been we got to do woz to let Cube outside incognito for 6 weeks, I have been in the car, he felt rather sick and a sanatorium in Saarland where hard looked forward to some fresh air... conditions rule e.g. you mustn't leave otherwise he would have puked... this house overnight and actually you perhaps he did, hehe, who knows?? OK, aren't allowed to drive home, too. OK, all the people were already in the old the AI&TRSI took place in Dinkelbuehl/ 'TSV gym' so we followed Andy's father Bavaria on 3./4. August so I had to to the party-place. And what was the find an excuse to stay overnight, I first thing I recognized, yeah, it was told the guys in the office that I the 'always-red' head of Andy/AI. wanna leave for the weekend coz my Something different: Ask for his mother has got birthday on 4th and sister, she's quite pretty and has got speaking of excuse is false... yep, a friend... argh!!! We were one of the it's true my mother got birthday on first who came. The entrance fee was that day but I didn't go there but pretty expensive, each of us had to phoned with JPN/Vertical several times pay DM 20,- and in this prize were AI & TRSI PARTY REPORT (2) PAGE #041 included: using the building, one legends of the scene, of course there Szenator-Beer (Special Brew - Strong were no kidz but adults hanging around Lager Beer) and as many prezels as you I hope I can list them all... George 2 wanted. At the entrance you got a of Subway, Amicon, RADWAR, John Player ribbon for your hand after having paid Flynn * Delta * Dr. Beat * Bobby Quine The hall was fairly big for the amount of Tristar/Red Sector, Outbound, many of people who came, there was a small guys from Spreadpoint, F-16, UFO (Coke stage with 2 Amigas on it and 2 good wozn't there, he was hitch-hicking boxes. The first Amiga showed very, anywhere in deep France!), Wizards, very old demos (digitezed sounds, logo Antiprotect, NMI, Mike of scroller...?!), let's say legendary Bitkillersoft (he came directly from demos from the beginning of the Amiga Heath- row to Nuernberg), FACTOR 5, scene, I enjoyed this crap coz I Beermacht, Decton, Greg, Ego, haven't seen these demos for years Blackman, Peter Parker, Phil * Haegar know!! The other Amiga was used by Kongoman of Thrust, Armin of Supplex, Flic Flac/UFO and Delta/TRSI, they Harry of Abakus, Sysop's of Flying tried to finish their cooperation Saucer (also Spreadpoint), TIP, one intro for the Kickin' Ass party. From from the CACHET firm, a guy from time to time more people showed up but 'seven eleven' and the well-known the hall couldn't be filled: It was Zeropage - I hope I haven't forgotten pretty interesting to see all the anyone, but it could be that some guys AI & TRSI PARTY REPORT (3) PAGE #042 came very late that means anywhen in persons being obtrusive but as long the evening... we decided to drive the hords of (ex-) computer freaks got early in the evening and so we did. fun everything was alright, hehehe!!! Many fellows were on the stage to see At 7 o'clock (of course 'after' having the demos and to chat around but also smoked the grass) we started journey many guys left the building for having JPN's home where I stayed for the fun outside. The most people were good night. to The next day we tried to programmers or other freaks so you find a accetable italian restaurant heard only words and sentences but nothing everything had closed at concerning any professional subjects. this time... our last resort: A standard Amiga user (that is to say McDonalds, aaawuerg.... a disk-xcopy-lamer) wouldn't find his THIS MEETING WAS PRETTY NICE COZ SOME kind of fun. Girls?? Yes, there have OLD AND LEGENDARY PEOPLE WERE THERE been some girls... Phil brought a AND OF COURSE SOME OF THE BEST AMIGA girlie with him, seems to be a good PROGRAMMERS OF GERMANY... friend of him, and all the time girls were walking down the road.. everytime ARTICLE BY PINCHER/ VERTICAL! the brother of Peter Parker got a stiffie coz he got very nervous as seeing the attractive women. Bullshitting the girls made some ANALOG - EQUINOX PARTY (1) PAGE #043 ... NEVER AGAIN - I CONCLUDED AFTER AVAILABLE SO WE WOULD RATHER HAVE HAVING LEFT THIS PARTY WHICH WAS ESCAPED. THE ACTIONS: SOME GUYS COPIED ORGANIZED BY ANALOG, EQUINOX AND THE HOLE DAY LONG USING (THE ULTIMATE. ANOTHER GROUP WHICH I DO NOT REMEMBER GUESS.. YEP. X-COPY..BLURP, URRGHHS.) RIGHT NOW!! WELL IT TOOK US MORE THAN OTHERS WATCHED BORING DEMOS AND ONE 3 HOURS TO ARRIVE IN COLMAR, WHERE THE GUY PRESENTED HIS NON SOLID VECTOR PARTY TOOK PLACE. WAY BACK HOME ALSO ROUTINE AND.. MHMHM. THAT'S ALL FOR REQUIRED AT LEAST 3 HOURS. AND WE HAVE THIS PARTY. THERE SHOULD BE A DEMO/ BEEN ON PARTY FOR 4 HOURS. THE MUSIC/GRAFIX COMPETION BUT ON SUNDAY INVITATION PROMMISED A HIGH QUALITY (I CAN IMPOSSIBLY IMAGINE ANYBODY TO PARTY, SO WE WERE EXCITED ON HOW THE COME THE NEXT DAY, EXCEPT THE ORGANING PARTY WOULD TURN OUT! THE ENTRANCE GROUPS THEMSELVES.). FEE WAS 20 GERMAN MARKS FOR EACH OK. THIS IS NOT THEIR FAULT THAT SINGLE PERSON, SO WE REFUSED TO PAY! NEARLY NONE OF THE EXPECTED GUYS AFTER ARGUING FOR SOME MINUTES WE TURNED UP, BUT I CONDEMN THEIR MANAGED TO GET IN FOR 10 DM (EACH INFLEXIBLITY BY NOT MOVING THE PERSON). WHICH WAS STILL TOO MUCH FOR COMPETITIONS TO THE 1ST DAY,SINCE THE WHAT WE WERE OFFERED. WELL THE ROOM PARTY WAS THE WORST ONE THAT I'VE EVER WAS A BIG HALL IN A SCHOOL WHICH WAS ATTENDED. THE BEST WAS THE FEELING OF FILLED WITH ALOT OF SPACE ($20). ABOUT BEING WAY BACK HOME, AWAY FROM THE 10 AMIGAS AND ABOUT 30 PEOPLE WERE BORING PARTY. IT SEEMS THAT PARTIES ANALOG - EQUINOX PARTY (1) PAGE #044 IN FRANCE GENERALLY DO FAIL BECAUSE OF LACK OF INTEREST. ARTICLE BY JPN/VERTICAL DEVELOPMENTS DIGITAL PARTY REPORT (1) PAGE #045 ON THE FRIDAY GAMMA (RAZOR 1911), WASHED AND DRESSED, GAMMA WAS TELLING NITEHAWK (TECNIK) AND A GIRL-FRIEND EVERYONE TO FUCK OFF (HE WAS TIRED) MY OF THEIRS CAME DOWN TO MY HOME TO STAY FIANCE - (CHARMAINE) WENT AND MADE US THE NIGHT AND LEAVE THE NEXT MORNING ALL A NICE CUP OF TEA. (MUCH TO ROTHERHAM.. GAMMA AND I WENT TO THE APPRECIATED). WE LEFT THE HOUSE LOCAL WIMPY TO GET A BURGER AND WENT FINALLY AT 6.00AM AND CALLED ROUND FOR TO THE SUPERMARKET TO GET SOME BEERS, APEX, THEN GOT ON THE WAY FOR THE MAIN WE GOT BACK HOME AND NIGHTHAWK WAS EVENT OF 1991! WE STOPPED ALONG THE PLAYING FLIGHT OF THE INTRUDER. WE WAY AT A LITTLE CHEF RESTURAUNT, WHERE DRANK ALL 30 CANS OF BEER WHILE WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT GAMMAS PLAYING INDY 500, (KEWL GAME). WE BREAKFAST (HIS EGGS WERE NOT COOKED!!) HADN'T DRANK ENOUGH THOUGH, SO WE THE REST OF US PIGGED OUT ON DANISH DECIDED TO CALL AROUND FOR APEX PASTRIES AND HOT COFFEE!! WE TRIED TO (ECLIPSE) AND GO DOWN THE LOCAL FOR A LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING THE BILL, BUT THE FEW BEVVIES! SO, WE ALL GOT TOTALLY GREY HAIRED BITCH WAS SHARPER THAN US WREAKED, GOT HOME AND CRASHED OUT!!!!! AT 7.00AM IN THE MORNING! AT AROUND 4.30 AM (SATURDAY OCT. 5TH) 10.30 AM WE FINALLY GOT TO THE PARTY AFTER BEING COMPLETELY LOST DUE TO EVERYONE WAS SNORING AND THE AIR WAS GAMMAS ATROCIOUS DRIVING (I WAS THE FILLED WITH A HIGH PITCHED BUZZ! MY NAVIGATOR). AFTER HANDING OUR TICKETS ALARM HAD GONE OFF! EVERYONE GOT WE GOT INSIDE AND THERE WERE ABOUT 40 DIGITAL PARTY REPORT (2) PAGE #046 GUYS THEN WE WENT AND TALKED TO MAGIC BEVVIES AND GOT ROPED INTO DOING SOME MUSHROOM (ALL IS FORGIVEN MATE!) SCROLLTEXT! (FUCK KNOWS WHO?) THE KICK PARADRON AND DIATRON OF RAZOR FOR A OFF COMPETITION WAS POPULAR, PEOPLE WHILE, NONE OF US HAD BOUGHT AN AMIGA WERE WAITING TO PLAY FOR HOURS. THE WITH US (BIG MISTAKE!) SO WE WERE MUSIC COMPETITION WAS NOT THAT POPULAR COPYING STUFF ON OTHER PEOPLE'S AMIGA, SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT IT WAS VERY SO WE WERE COPYING STUFF ON OTHER UNFAIR. THE ENTRIES WERE COLLECTED AND PEOPLES AMIGAS! LSD KINDA HAD THE MAIN SOME DIGITAL MEMBERS TOOK THEM AROUND SHOW, THEY HAD SOME AWESOME POSTERS TO NR.5 FLAT TO LISTEN TO, PERSONNALLY MADE! TECNIK WERE BUSY COPYING AND I WOULD OF THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD HAVE CODING, THE DIGITAL MEMBERS WERE BEEN MORE POPULAR IF THEY LISTENED AND SCATTERED EVERYWHERE WITH THEIR WALKIE JUDGED THEM AT THE PARTY SO EVERYONE TALKIES!! SUPULTURA WERE BUSY CODING COULD LISTEN TO THE ENTRIES! I THINK AND MAKING FOOLS OF THEMSELVES (HI THAT THE MOST GOODEST TIME I HAD WAS ANTIRIAD!) PLAUGE WERE ALSO THERE IN WHEN I THRASHED SCORCH/QUARTEX AT FORCE (EVERYWHERE YOU WENT THERE WAS A SPEEDBALL 2 (HI MATE! WRITE SOON!) PLAUGE MEMBER!) ANARCHY UK ALSO MADE A THERE WAS ONLY 2 MEMBERS OF WIZZCAT UK DISCREAT VISIT HONOURING EVERYONE WITH THERE, (ONE OF THEM WAS ME!) AND THE NUKE! (HI M8! FUCKING AWESOME TUNES!) OTHER ONE WAS OUR NEW CODER SJE. AH! I JUDGE DROOK, DAN AND COSMAS. AS USUAL REMEMBER WHO I WROTE THE TEXT FOR THE BAR WAS PACKED OUT!! I HAD A FEW IT'S THOSE GUYS AT REBELLION(HI DUDES) DIGITAL PARTY REPORT (3) PAGE #047 THE TUG OF WAR COMPETITION WAS WON BY SEE YOU ALL AT THE REBELION PARTY IN LSD, (YO PARASITE AND BAA BAA!). THE JANUARY 1992! CODING COMPETION WAS WON BY PARADROID OF RAZOR 1911 (THAT WAS THE 4HR REAL PARTY REPORT BY THE SHADOW/WIZZCAT UK TIME CODING COMP!) HEY BARRY CONGRATS TO YOU M8! MANX/ARCHAOS HAD BOUGHT HIS HST AND EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR TYPED IN BY METALIC/INFINITY! LOTUS 2, COSY WAS MEANT TO GET IT AT 9.00 PM AND QUARTEX SAID THAT THEY COULD CRACK IT BY 9.10PM! BUT UNFORTUNATELY LOTUS WAS NOT RELEASED! THE ONLY OTHER WAREZ GOING AROUND WAS NUMEROUS DEMOS AND COMPILATIONS.. WELL I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT THE LOT, SORRY IF YOU DONT THINK THAT THIS REPORT IS THAT GOOD, BUT I DONT THINK THAT THE PARTY WAS ACTUALLY THAT GOOD - DO YOU? OH! ONE MORE THING THE GIRL THAT CAME UP WITH US - LUCY (HI) WAS WELL BEHAVED (HE! HE!) ALTHOUGH I CANNOT VOUCH FOR THE OTHER 499 GUYS! RIGHT PUBLIC DOMAIN COMPANIES PAGE #048 PD COMPANIES,HOW LAME CAN THEY ALL GET KNOW HOW SOFTWARE COMPANIES FEEL WHEN WHEN ZINE #10 FIRST CAME OUT I WAS PEOPLE CRACK THERE GAMES, AND SPREAD READING AN ARTICLE ABOUT PD COMPANIES THEM AROUND THE WORLD FOR NOTHING. MAKING MONEY FROM SELLING THERE (SUFFER!!!!) HEHE) THIS ARTICLE IS MAGAZINE, FAIR ENOUGH IF THEY HAVE GOT (C) BY AXE OF THE PUNISHERS AND MAY IN PERMISSION FROM THE EDITORIAL STAFF KNOW WAY BE RE-PRODUCED, SOLD, OR BEHIND ZINE, BUT THEY DIDN'T. I'LL WHATEVER, WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF TELL YOU WHAT, I WOULD BE EXTREMELY THE AUTHOR.. PD MOTHER FUCKERS. PISSED OFF IF I HAD BEEN WORKING MY ARSE OF FOR A MAGAZINE, DAY IN DAY OUT ARTICLE BY AXE/PUNISHERS GETTING NO PROFIT FROM IT, AND A LAME PUBLIC DOMAIN COMPANY STARTS SELLING WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK? YOUR MAGAZINE THAT YOU'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR SPARE TIME INTO, MESSAGE TO ALL PD COMPANIES 'FUCK YOU ALL YOU SLIMEY MOTHER FUCKING ARSEHOLES!'. I THINK THAT PD COMPANIES RESPONSIBLE FOR SELLING IT SHOULD IN SOME WAY PAY BRAINSTORM FOR THE ILLEGALITY OF THE SELLING OF THERE MAGAZINE, ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, BUT IT MAKES YOU SCENE RULERS PAGE #049 A LOT OF YOU ALL MAY WONDER,WHO IS THE WHO WERE A LONG WAY IN FRONT OF NUMBER ONE GROUP IN THE WORLD, I DONT POSITION 3.. IN POSITION 3 THERE WERE JUST MEAN WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE TWO GROUPS EQUALLY, BOTH HAVE THE SAME CRACKER, DEMO, TRAINER GROUP. I MEAN AMOUNT OF TALENT. THEY WERE: WHO IS THE NUMBER ONE ALL UP, WELL RECENTLY I (METALIC) HAS DONE A SURVEY THE SILENTS AND COUNTED ALL CHARTS DATING BACK & SCOOPEX FROM EARLY THIS YEAR, GAVE THEM ALL A POINTS SYSTEM, AND I HAVE ALSO NOT VERY FAR BEHIND THEM WAS A SURVEYED VARIUOS MR.BIG'S IN THE SCENE LEGENDARY AND STILL VERY ACTIVE GROUP WELL I CAME UP WITH THE FOLLOWING: KNOWN AS: NUMBER ONE GROUP IN THE WORDS IS: TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC. PHENOMENA SLIGHTLY BEHIND THEM IN THE 5TH PLACE WAS: WHO WERE MILES IN FRONT  OF ALL OTHER REBELS GROUPS. IN POSITION 2 THERE WAS: THERE WERE MANY OTHER GROUPS WHO WERE ANARCHY NOT FAR BEHIND THEM!! BUT THE ABOVE ARE THE REAL LEADERS!! AUSTRALIA LEGALITY (1) PAGE #050 Some of you out there may wonder what and charge you with uncontempary rape. is LEGAL and what is ILLEGAL.Well here (Even if she agrees to have sex with i will tell  you about what is legal you). To be legally on your own, you and what is ilegal in Australia. must be 16 years old.. That is if you First of all to consume Alcohol you want to move out of home and live by must be over the age of 18 years, and yourself or with some of your mates... to be in a licensed venue where To smoke cigarettes you must be 16 alcohol is sold you must be also over years or older.. But then again many 18 years of age.. So that means that people start smoking at ages as young if you want  to go into   a nightclub as 10 and 11. Marajianna is illegal you'll have to be over 18.. But the in Australia, But many, many people average age for this is about 16.9 for use it on a regular basis, most people Men and about 15 1/2 for Women.. who are over about 15 use it, But The legal age to have sexual there are big fines if you get caught. intercourse is 16 Years Old for both To obtain a drivers licence, It men and women, But once again the various in different Australian states average age is about 15 for men and but here in Queensland it is 17 for a about 14 for women. But if you are learners permit, Which you can only over the age of 16 and the women is 15 drive if you have a driver in the or younger and you have sex with her, passanger seat who has had a licence then her parents can take you to court for 3 years, Once you have obtained a AUSTRALIA LEGALITY (2) PAGE #051 learners permit you must wait 6 months Before getting a proper licence. So in other states there are other laws for obtaning a drivers licence, Which are mainly 18 for a P plate, And 21 for a fully open licence. To obtain a gun from a gun store you must be over 16 years of age and you will need some identification to show where you live at, just so that the government knows who has got guns and who has not. But there is a lot of controversy over the gun laws.. Umm. Well I hope that most of you guys now know what is what in Australia, anyway stay cool... ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY TECHNO MUSIC RULES (1) PAGE #052 There are many opinions & definitions got infected by the groovy, stomping, what Techno is about, we refer to the heart-throbbing, hypnotic techno-virus logical one. Techno refers to In the following text you'll find the 'Technology' - it's music that is most advanced releases... produced exclusively by the use of -------------------------------------- computers, synthesizers and samplers. zOth OmmOg Techno has many sides: It covers -------------------------------------- Electronic Body Music, Aggrepo, Zoth Ommog is one of the toughest Eurobeats and hArdhOUse dAncE trAcks Techno labels in the world. It as well as fully electronic Ambient represents band from Continental Tracks. The term Techno includes them Europe that search for new frontiers all. Techno Music is the most of sound exploration. Most of the Zoth successful current music, it's the Ommog bands are related to the ideals most powerful dance music that has of Aggrepo (Aggrepo means creating influenced every other music direction POsitive energy by doing AGGREssive All over the world Techno is the most music). Other Zoth acts make efforts progressive music, cause it works with to combine hard dance beats with the most advanced technology and is intelligent and even pro-vocative able to create complete new sounds and lyrics and messages. Zoth Ommog is beats. This year the tEchnOlUtIOn has more than a label. It is a unique grown so fast, that nearly every club musical concept that gives mentally TECHNO MUSIC RULES (2) PAGE #053 and musically concept that gives -+*+ Leatherstrip +*+- mentally and musically advanced hardcore techno artists the chance of really expressing themselves... Claus Larsen is Denmark's most important techno-talent and he is coming up with an uncompromising -+*+ bIgOd 20 +*+- attack on our ears. Leatherstrip is by far the most hard core act on Zoth Bigod 20 is cult. It's the major act Ommog. It's aggressive, but at the on Zoth Ommog and represents very same time melancholic and touching - elaborated new sounds and effects techno for body and brain!! never heard before. The last single 'The Bog' of the sound-wizard and -+*+ X marks the pedwalk +*+- passionate perfectionist Jallokin and 'the brain' Talla 2 XLC himself was 'The German Skinny Puppy and even the definite club hit in 1990. Now the better' as frontpage, Germany's world is waiting for the ultimate leading techno magazine called THEM. album that is announced for this The two students of psychology deal autumn - it is supposed to be a climax with the amazingly twisted structures in the history of techno. of the human brain. There is no other group that has such a varied range TECHNO MUSIC RULES (3) PAGE #054 of songs and sounds - from very -+*+ Shift +*+- experimental avantgarde tracks to ultra-hard beats, they exploit all the 'Electrofixx' was one of the most possibilities technology offers. They sought after 12' in Technoland as soon are ready to steal your mind - keep as it was released - there were only control! 500 copies of the first pressing and people paid up to DM 200 to get one. -+*+ Klute +*+- Tough luck! Zoth Ommog now releases the masterpiece of the Brussel duo. Who's perverted? This is the second It's going to become one of the big project of Leaetherstrip's Claus classic of Electro just like 'Ninos Larsen. Klute can be seen in one line del Parque' of 'Accidents in Paradise' with bands like Ministry and Revolting Cocks. This is hell-fucking noisy electro trash at its best. vIOlEnt! -------------------------------------- EvIl! Listening to Klute, the term nEw zOnE 'Hardcore' might be understood as a -------------------------------------- pure understatement. It's 'mUrdEr -cOrE'. New Zone is Muzic Research's Electro Dance label, and with is the label of the most competent techno studio TECHNO MUSIC RULES (4) PAGE #055 musicians. Like scientists, these cover and see: Konzept has got the techno specialists work in their labs 'Concept'! to create new sounds and dance beats. The results are astonishing: New Zone -+*+ Umodetic +*+- tracks can be heard in the trend clubs around the world. Sooner or later Concerning the musical quality and the everybody will shake to New Zone amount of sales, Umo Detic is one of creates, as it's name says, a new zone the leading projects of New Zone, for dance music. Move to the Zone cause both 'Fahrenheit' and 'Carpe Groove! Diem were amazingly successful on the international dancefloors and markets. Umo Detic is Jallokin (Bigod 20) who -+*+ Konzept +*+- is maybe one of the smartest techno Holger Wick and Giora Schein are real producers of Germany. Maybe He's so tech-brains. In their hidden sound lab successful cause you can't stop they create by night genetic sound listening to his tracks when you're at structures that take immediately home. control of your body. Their releases -+*+ Blindvision +*+- 'Hypnautic Beats', 'Human Transmission and 'Last Night' are major club hits. Blind Vision is a project of visionary Look for their 'brain' logo on the Andreas Froese, who creates very TECHNO MUSIC RULES (5) PAGE #056 teutonic synth beats with catchy body'. Techno against war! Dance for slogans and samples: 'Don't look at peace! me', his second 12' is a club hit, that you'll never forget after having -+*+ U-TEK +*+- heard it once. Blind Vision - Don't stop looking for it! This marks a new standard - Das Mass der Dinge, as the title says. This is -+*+ Masterprogram +*+- stumping Technotrance 1991 and a guaranteed floorfiller on the Master Program - their name says international dancefloors. Pumping! everything. It's a German synth-duo Heartthrobbing! It's like a command to Holger Greb and Victor Hader that dance! creates the poppiest stuff on our label. Get programmed to dance! -+*+ Pornotanz +*+- -+*+ Metropolis +*+- Cyber-Tech from a former industrial project. Energy-loaded! It's like a Tech-dance with serious vocals from a dynamo you turn on once and then you mysterious girls voice - another new won't be able to stop it again. You frAnkfUrt project representing the can feel the new dimension. Just take label's slogan 'Music for brain & it! TECHNO MUSIC RULES (6) PAGE #057 -------------------------------------- 'The Future is Ours' - is the Scope sUck mE plAsmA slogan, and as the huge success of -------------------------------------- this hit in Europe and esp. in the USA Muzic research's most wicked dance shows: we are on the right way. Pure label, preferably for DJs. Here, Energy and a hypnotic grove prove - trends will be born and will permeate. everybody shake right now! The first releases pay their respects to a true international music trend: -+*+ Dance 2 Trance +*+- tEchnO hOUsE. For a long time, House DJs and musicians all over the world Let's get rollin'. This is a new copied the best parts of tEchnO mUsIc. Frankfurt output. It's surprising Now, with SUCK ME P|_ASMA, it's upside groovy and laid back. The guy behind -down. Our techno sequences, underlaid this project is Dag, quite well-known with the world's house grooves, will as DJ from the famous Dorian Gray, conquer the dancefloors. 'The weirder, Germany's most excessive night club. the better' is the promising slogan Dance 2 Trance is ideal for starting of gErmAny's most remarkable house an exesssive dance-night. It gets you label. into the right mood for dancing -------------------------------------- yourself to death!!! -+*+ Scope +*+- -------------------------------------- TECHNO MUSIC RULES (7) PAGE #058 -+*+ Art Academy +*+- samples. Art Academy is responsible for an -------------------------------------- urban, cool and soulless sound that is cOntAct: as tough as Frankfurt. Their debut -------------------------------------- 'The Banker' is a hommage to that city and represents all the aspects why one For all those who are enthusiastic can love or hate this town. Hardbeat about tEchnO and for the fans of the from the home of tEchnO! bands, we have put together our merchbase. Here is available -+*+ Nautilus +*+-  everything you need: t-shIrts, pOstErs stIckErs, rEcOrds, cd's, vIdEOs and Sirens scream and the deep bassline all the InfOrmAtIOn on the Zoth Ommog, takes control over your mind and body. New Zone and Suck me Plasma bands and Here is Germanys answer to British projects. You've the opportunity to Technohouse and the three Duesseldorf become a member of the MUZIC RESEARCH guys develop their very own style. Technobase. Send a big envelope with Their debut E.P. 'Terror' has been your address and two international rated in the Top 20 Breakouts of reply coupons (available in every post Brand-X. The concept of their success: office) to: an average 130 BPM and intelligent TECHNO MUSIC RULES (8) PAGE #059 MUZIC RESEARCH Hey record shops, foreign distributors Technobase If you want to sell or import our Kaiser Friedrich Promenade 89 products, feel free to contact our D-6380 Bad Homburg distributor: A.M.V. Attention! Attention! When you write Azary Medien Vertriebs GmbH from overseas please send 3 Strahlenberger Str. 125 international reply coupons! D-6050 Offenbach / Germany -------------------------------------- Phone: +49 - (0)69-880450 Hey Radio-, Club DJ's, Media People & +49 - (0)69-880402 Everybody who's interested in our Fax: +49 - (0)69-888844 music: If you have any questions or if (Export Director - Armin Johnert) you like to support us in any way, feel free to contact us: SWAN VESTAS MUZIC RESEARCH Tontraeger & Marketing P.S.: gOldEn rEgArdz tO whIthEAt, Kaiser Friedrich Promenade 89 wIzlEr/trsI, nEphIlIm/cytAx, OllI M. D-6380 Bad Homburg / Germany AND All OthEr tEchnO sUppOrtErs. Phone: +49 - (0)6172-22717 Fax : +49 - (0)6172-20933 NEWS AND RUMOURS (1) PAGE #060 WELCOME TO THE NEWS AND RUMOURS FOR THE 6TH ISSUE OF YOUR FAVOURITE MAG CALLED FRAUD. BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING ELSE I WOULD LIKE TO THANK PINCHER OF VERTICAL AND THE SHADOW OF WIZZCAT AND ALSO MIGHTYMUZ OF SPIRIT FOR SENDING SEND ALL NEWS TO: A LOT OF THE NEWS.. ANYWAY NOW I WILL BE CHECKING UP ON A LOT OF THE NEWS,AS ALOT OF PEOPLE SEND FALSE NEWS, BUT FRAUD THE FOLLOWING NEWS HERE IS MOSTLY TRUE P.O.BOX 696 BUT WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR KENMORE 4069 UNTRUE NEWS. WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR AUSTRALIA MORE NEWS CORRESPONDENTS, ESPECIALLY FROM DENMARK AND NORWAY.. PLEASE WRITE IN WITH SOME NEWS. ANYWAY IF YOU WANT TO ANNOUNCE SOME PARTY OR HAVE SOME NEWS THEN SEND IT IN TO THE ADDRESS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS TEXT!! NEWS AND RUMOURS (2) PAGE #061 PANIC HAVE GOT NEW MEMBER CALLED CONS CRUSADERS. HE IS A MUSICIAN. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- DIGIT / PUNISHERS IS NOW DAMIEN OF THE STORM REJOINED ENERGY BECAUSE OF A NEW PUNISHERS. ENERGY TRAINER (+248). -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- NOTE TO ALL MAIL-TRADERS,PLEASE DO NOT MOST AWESOME MEMBERS JOINED ZYLON. CONTACT DIGIT (NOW DAMIEN) OF THE -------------------------------------- PUNISHERS FOR SWAPPING,    BECAUSE HE BLACK ADDER JOINED ARTEMIS. CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH MAIL.. AS HE IS -------------------------------------- A MODEM TRADER.. PEOPLE SHOULD ONLY REBELS - PANIC PARTY IN ESSLINGEN AT CONTACT HIM IF THEY WANT TO JOIN PNS.. THE END OF SEPTEMBER NO LAME CUNTS.. AND I STRESS NO LAME -------------------------------------- CUNTS. CURSE OF COMA SF JOINED ARISE. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- MICRO-CHIP HAS LEFT THE PUNISHERS. HE RAW LEFT I.C.E TO JOIN NOSTRUM. WILL BUY A CAR AND FUCK THE SCENE.. -------------------------------------- ( ED- PEOPLE WILL STILL CONSIDER HIM PRIEST LEFT MYTH TO JOIN GRACE. ELITE,ONLY FOR THE FACT OF HIS SISTER) -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- BOMBER HAS LEFT ANARCHY AND HE HAS CRAZY WILL PROBABLY LEAVE THE SCENE TO JOINED THE FAMOUS NORWEGIEN GROUP, THE -------------------------------------- NEWS AND RUMOURS (3) PAGE #062 -------------------------------------- WELL THAT IS UNTRUE, SORRY TO THE GUYS IO/PNS IS CODING AMI EXPRESS UTILITIES IN SHINING 8!! -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ZEUS ARE DEAD, BUT MAY BE UNDERGOING MADCAP (EX-PALACE) JOINED SPIRIT! RESTRUCTURING AND A NAME CHANGE... -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- NOVA OF THE PUNISHERS IS OUT OF ZINE IS NOT DEAD. UNLIKE CERTAIN BUSINESS FOR SOME MONTHS, BUY HE'LL BE RUMOURS THAT THE 10TH ISSUE WOULD BE BACK! THE FINAL ISSUE.. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- MIGHTYMUZ/SPIRIT WAS SENT HOME FROM WAZZA OF MYSTIX WILL PROBABLY MAKE A DENMARK TO SWEDEN BY THE DANISH POLICE RE-ENTRANCE TO THE SCENE. AT PRESENT COZ OF BOOZING TO MUCH!!! HE HAS A COUPLE OF PEOPLE LOOKING FOR -------------------------------------- A NEW MACHINE FOR HIM.. KEFRENS ARE REBORN. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- DR.JEST OF MYSTIX HAS FULLY QUIT THE KRUGER (EX- AWERSOME) JOINED KEFRENS.. AMIGA SCENE, HE IS NOW CONCENTRATING -------------------------------------- FULLY OF THE PC SCENE.. A NEW GROUP CALLED RENEGATE IS BORN!!! -------------------------------------- THERE LEADER IS ANTICHRIST! IN THE LAST ISSUE OF FRAUD WE STATED -------------------------------------- THAT SECTION 8 HAD JOINED SHINING 8, SOON A DISK-MAGAZINE FROM RENEGATE!!!! NEWS AND RUMOURS (4) PAGE #063 SOME FLASH PRODUCTIONS UK NEWS.. PRESENT IT IS ONLY AN ADDVERTS AND RECOIL JOINS ECLIPSE, MATRIX AND HAWK NEWS ONE. (BOTH CODERS) JOIN PLAUGE AND THE -------------------------------------- SHADOW JOINS WIZZCAT UK. ANDY WAS KICKED OUT OF THE FLASHING -------------------------------------- BYTES AND HAS NOW REJOINED ADDONIC. ARGON UK ARE DEAD! -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- THE FLASHING BYTES HAS CHANGED IT'S GINNIE'S BOARD IN MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA NAME TO QUARTZ UK. IS NOW AN INSANITY BOARD,BUT HE IS NOT -------------------------------------- A MEMBER OF INSANITY. A NEW GROUP CALLED ZODIAC IS BORN. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- THE UK FRIENDSHIP ORGANIZATION 'UNITY' RARE ARE DEAD. HAS COLLAPSED. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- COAXIAL HAS LEFT ARCHAOS. LSD'S BBS SATTELLITE CITY GETS ANOTHER -------------------------------------- LINE FOR 2400 USERS ONLY. IPEC ELITE ARE DEAD. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- LSD GET 10 MORE MEMBERS WORLD-WIDE. BANGER HAS LEFT ANARCHY AND JOINED -------------------------------------- PUNISHERS. GRAPEVINE IS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A -------------------------------------- FULL DISK-MAGAZINE FROM NEXT MONTH, AT VOGUE ARE GOING TO RELEASE A DISK-MAG! NEWS AND RUMOURS (5) PAGE #064 IT WILL BE CALLED 'X-PRESS' AND IT IS BRAINSTORM DENMARK, WHO IS A FABULOUS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST MENUS NEW MUSICIAN IN THE SCENE.. EVER.. THE CODE IS DONE BY MR.V/VOGUE. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ROB ROSE JOINED BRAINSTORM. HE HAS ELICMA HAVE GOT 2 NEW MEMBERS CALLED: PLANS TO RELEASE A DEMO CALLED BLITTER STONE AND TNT (GRAFIX + CODING). MIRACLE. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ELICMA WILL CONTINUE WITH THERE THE SWISS BRAINSTORM MUSIC DISK CALLED PARNORAMA, BECAUSE THEY HAVE GOT A NEW 'MUSIC LAND' WILL BE RELEASED SOON,AND PRODUCTIVE CODER. IT WILL CONTAIN MUSIC BY AXEL AND THE -------------------------------------- GRAFIX BY OLI, BITH IN BRAINSTORM. THERE WILL BE PERHAPS A CO-OPERATION -------------------------------------- MUSIC DISK BETWEEN ADDONIC AND ELICMA. CALL THE SWISS BRAINSTORM BBS CALLED -------------------------------------- 'CHEESE LINE'. +41/56 95 1312 DAW IS STILL THE LEADER OF ELICMA. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- THE PRIDE OF FLASH PRODUCTION HAS NOW ESA WAS KICKED OUT OF BRAINSTORM, HE JOINED BRAINSTORM DENMARK. HE WILL HAS NOW QUIT THE SCENE. CONTINUE TO MAKE HIS SUCCESSFUL PACK -------------------------------------- DISKS (EURO-CHART NUMBER #1) ZINE #11 WILL BE RELEASED THE END OF -------------------------------------- NOVEMBER WITH A SOUND BY MAD FREAK OF ELITE HAS LEFT INFINITY AND WILL MOST NEWS AND RUMOURS (6) PAGE #065 PROBABLY JOIN QUARTEX. PATROL TYPE GAME, IT SHOULD BE -------------------------------------- FINISHED CODED IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. MICROCHIP/PUNISHERS HAS LEFT THE SCENE -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- I.O/PUNISHERS IS ALSO CODING ON A DISK BLAZE OF FREE FLIGHT HAS GIVEN UP MOST MAGAZINE FOR THE PUNISHERS OWN DISK OF HIS SWAPPING, TO CONCENTRATE MORE MAGAZINE, NO DETAILS TO WHEN THE 1ST OF PHREAKING, SOON HE WILL HAVE A HST ISSUE WILL BE COMING OUT YET! DUAL STANDARD MODEM. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ICE OF THE PUNISHERS HASNT TRAINED ANY FACTOR 4 AND FREEFLIGHT DISK-MAGAZINE GAMES LATLEY BECAUSE OF LACK OF SHOULD BE RELEASED AT THE PUNISHERS & INTEREST. INSANITY PARTY. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- I.O/THE PUNISHERS HASN'T HAD A JOB FOR FREE FLIGHT HAS 2 NEW BOARDS IN OVER ONE YEAR. (LAZY BASTARD. AXE/PNS) AUSTRALIA,OUR AUSTRALIAN HQ CALLED THE -------------------------------------- BORDERLINE AND PLEASURE DOME IN W.A. RUMOUR IS IT THAT THEY ARE SERIOUSLY -------------------------------------- THINKING OF MAKING TERMINATOR 3. SOON FREE-FLIGHT WILL HAVE A WORLD HQ -------------------------------------- BOARD IN THE STATES. ICE/ THE PUNISHERS IS NOW KNOW TRADING -------------------------------------- A BIT ON THE PC SCENE. I.O OF THE PUNISHERS IS CODING A MOON -------------------------------------- NEWS AND RUMOURS (7) PAGE #066 NEWS ABOUT THE PUNISHERS PARTY IS VERY TEO (EX- ZONE 7) HAS JOINED OMEGA!!!!! SCARCE BECAUSE OF LACK OF ORGANIZATION -------------------------------------- BY THE MAIN ORGANIZERS: GIZMO. THE FLASHING BYTES ARE DEAD, ANGUS AND -------------------------------------- THE OTHER LEADER QUIT THE GROUP. THE PUNISHERS HAVE A GIRLMEMBER CALLED -------------------------------------- STARLIGHT, WHO WAS ORIGINALLY FOUND BE EMPTY (EX-ANTHROX) JOINED SPIRIT AS AN I.O, BY THE WAY SHE DOES GRAPHICS. AND GFX MAN. GIVES A WILD HEADJOB! -------------------------------------- (ED- A FUCK IS A FUCK,EVEN IF YOU HAVE SPIRIT GOT A NEW MODEM TRADER CALLED TO LET THE GIRL IN YOUR GROUP TO GET MAD. HER IN BED. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- TRIX JOINED ANARCHY. RUMOUR IS IT THAT TELECOM AND AT&T ARE -------------------------------------- TRACING SOME CALLS GOING TO THE STATES THE JOKER WAS KICKED OUT OF SPIRIT,COZ -------------------------------------- HIS MODEM WAS STOLEN AT THE TAURUS AUSTRALIA POST R REALLY TRACKING DOWN PARTY IN SWEDEN. AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE CHEATING -------------------------------------- THE SYSTEM WITH FAKE STAMPS. REBELS / QUARTEX WILL HOLD A PARTY IN -------------------------------------- DENMARK AROUND DECEMBER. ZONE 7 IS DEAD. TOTALLY DEAD. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- CANDYMAN EX-SCOOPEX JOINED SPIRIT. NEWS AND RUMOURS (8) PAGE #067 PARADROID/RAZOR 1911 HAS NOW JOINED THE UK'S TOP MUSCIANS - WATCH OUT FOR DIGITAL. IT. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- BAA BAA / TECHNIK HAS NOW JOINED LSD.. COSMOS HAS NOW LEFT ANARCHY UK. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- GAMMA / RAZOR 1911 HAS NOW JOINED WIZZCAT WILL SOON HAVE 2 BBS'S UP AND ANARCHY UK. RUNNING IN THE UK, KEEP YOUR EYES -------------------------------------- PEALED FOR THOSE NUMBERS. GRAPEVINE/LSD IS NOW A PROPER MONTHLY -------------------------------------- DISK-MAGAZINE. MIGHTYMUZ/SPIRIT IS NOW A MESSAGE -------------------------------------- COLLECTOR FOR THE 'CHIT CHAT' BY DESPITE RUMOURS, ANARCHY IS NOT DEAD, MIRAGE! CRITICAL MASS HAS NOT LEFT! HE IS -------------------------------------- CURRENTLY DOING A 2 DISK MEGA DEMO FOR SECTION 8 IS STILL ALIVE ON THE PC!!!! ANARCHY. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- DIGITAL (EX- SKID ROW) HAS JOINED TO PLAYBOY & MEG YOUTH HAVE LEFT WIZZCAT SHINING 8. PHONE HIS MEGA COOL BOARD!! ALONG WITH QYU (WHO QUIT THE SCENE!!!) -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- AUDION (GFX) LEFT ALPHA FLIGHT AND HAS WIZZCAT UK WILL SOON BE RELEASING A 2 JOINED SHINING 8. DISK MSUCI DISK, WITH MUSIC FROM ALL -------------------------------------- NEWS AND RUMOURS (9) PAGE #068 ALCATRONIC (EX- VOUGE) HAS ALSO scene to: +49/(0)6161/2590!! Och jo!! JOINED SHINING 8. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Wild Thing of Cytax will sell his These news were assembled by the computer!!! Pincher of Vertical. -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- METALIC OF INFINTIY IS GOING OVERSEAS Wizler of TRSI got busted by the IN APRIL 1992, ALL ELITE EUROPEAN police and they took all his computer BOOZERS SHOULD CONTACT HIM.. equipment and software. Somebody -------------------------------------- co-operated with the cops... INFINITY HAVE GOT A NEW MEMBER CALLED -------------------------------------- H & H (HEAVEN AND HELL). Coma kicked all their swappers... the -------------------------------------- boss AMOK is also a swapper, hihihi! CADDY OF DEFJAM IS NOW IN ORACLE -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- Vision Factory and Company are going That's all the news for this issue, if to organize a party after the AMIExpo you have any reliable news you know of in Cologne but their will be only don't hesitate in sending it to us!! private invitations for their friends, well, that's what we all look for?! -------------------------------------- Fax your new and old information about ADVERTISMENT (1) PAGE #069 CHARACTERS WIDE AND UP TO 10 DOWN. YOU HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE ADVERTISMENT MAY ALSO HAVE A FULL COLUMN ADVERT SECTION FOR ISSUE 6 OF YOUR FAVOURITE WHICH IS 21 LINES DOWN AND 38 ACROSS.. DISK-MAGAZINE CALLED FRAUD! WELL IF THAT WILL COST YOU THE FOLLOWING: YOU WOULD LIKE AN ADVERT IN FRAUD THEN HERE IS THE PRICE LIST: -------------------------------------- AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS $5 -------------------------------------- GERMAN DM $5 ENGLISH POUNDS $3 AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS: $3 AMERICAN DOLLARS $5 GERMAM DM $3 ENGLISH POUNDS $2 -------------------------------------- AMERICAN DOLLARS $3 SEND ALL ADVERTS AND MONEY TO: -------------------------------------- PO.BOX 696 IF YOU CANNOT GET A HOLD OF ANY OF THE KENMORE 4069 ABOVE MONEY, THEN YOU MAY SEND US THE AUSTRALIA EQUILIVANT IN YOUR COUNTRY.. YOUR ADVERTISMENT MAY BE UP TO 38 REMEMBER: NO MONEY - NO ADVERT!!!!!! ADVERTISMENT (2) PAGE #070 ************************************** -------------------------------------- * CONTACT * CONTACT ELICMA FOR SWAPPING * VIDEOFREAK * AND JOINING * FOR SWAPPING VHS * * * DAW/ELICMA * VIDEOFREAK * PLK 159 631 E * VASSOSV. 14 * W-4552 AEFHAUSEN * N-8481 BLEIK * GERMANY * NORWAY * ************************************** -------------------------------------- -= FOR ELITE TRADING =- ************************************** * * THE SHADOW/WIZZCAT UK * BRAINSTORM ------------ ZINE * 11 HITCHCOCK PLACE * IF YOU WANT TO PUBLISH AN AD IN * SUDBURY, SUFFOLK * ZINE SEND TEXT (38*10) AND THE * CO10 6NN * MONEY TO: (NO SWAPPING) * ENGLAND * ONE AD COSTS BRS/ZINE-ADS * * $4, A$5, DM 5, PO.BOX 2 * DISKS GET PRIORITY! * FMK 15, NOK 20 4148 PFEFF. * YO! GAMMA,NITEHAWK,COSY,ADZ,PARASITE * DEK 20 OR SWK 20 SWITZERLAND * -LAMERS WELCOME - TO BUY OF ME $2 P.D ************************************** ADVERTISMENT (3) PAGE #071 -------------------------------------- ************************************** ** ** *********** TENSION *********** ** FOR HOT SWAPPING: ** ** ** WE NEED MORE QUALIFIED MEMBERS ! **** DAZZLE ** DIVISIONS FROM FOREIGN COUNTRIES WOULD **** P.O.BOX 2077 ** BE VERY WELCOME !!!! **** 26302 JONSTORP ** **** SWEDEN ** FOR TRADING THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HOTTEST **** ** WAREZ AND JOINING OUR COOL CREW ************************************** WRITE TO: -------------------------------------- FOR SWAPPING LATEST PLK 059 388 D (HIJACK/TSN) POISON / REALITY W-5205 ST.AUGUSTIN 1 GERMANY PO BOX 14542 KILBIRNIE WELLINGTON ALSO 4 SOME DOPE RAP-TAPES !!!!!!!! 100 % REPLY TO ALL -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------- ADVERTISMENT (4) PAGE #072 INFINITY - ALCOHOL IS OUR MOTIVATION ARE SEARCHING FOR NEW MEMBERS AND THE COOLEST CONTACTS WORLD-WIDE!! TALENTED ************************************** DUDEZ SHOULD WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING * YOP! * ADDRESS: * * METALIC/INFINITY (WHQ) * WANNA CONTACT COMA?! * P.O.BOX 696 * * KENMORE 4069 * SO SEND HOT TO: ROCKSTAR * AUSTRALIA * * ALL TYPES OF ALCOHOLICS ARE WELCOME!!! * GIRAUD ROMAIN * -------------------------------------- * 20 CH DE LA BAUME LOUBIERE * WANNA TRADE WITH DYNAX * 13013 MARSEILLE * THEN WRITE TO: * FRANCE * GROTESTRAAT 44 * * 7683 BC DEN HAM * ALSO FOR JOINING OR ARTICLES * HOLLAND * FOR MC DISK! C.U! * OR TO. * * EQEPARKEN 17 ************************************** 6051 ALMIND   DENMARK ------------------------------------- ADVERTISMENT (5) PAGE #073 ************************************** * * -------------------------------------- ** INFINITY ** * -------- * FREE FLIGHT ** ** ---- ------ * R LOOKING 4 NEW MEMBERS * ** WORLD WIDE, SEND SOME ** * EXAMPLES OF YOUR WORK * FOR THE LATEST WAREZ ** TO OUR HQ AT: ** OR JOINING WRITE * * ** INFINITY ** TO: VOLTAGE * P.O.BOX 696 * 132 EDITH ST. ** KENMORE 4069 ** WARATAH 2298 * AUSTRALIA * AUSTRALIA ** ** * YOU MAY ALSO WRITE TO THAT * GREETS TO: INFINITY, INSANITY ** ADDRESS FOR SWAPPING, ALL ** PUNISHERS, LIBERTY, TRSI * PEOPLE WILL GET AN ANSWER! * SCOOPEX, ANARCHY, FAIRLIGHT ** ** AND ANYONE ELSE THAT I KNOW. ************************************** -------------------------------------- ADVERTISMENT (6) PAGE #074 ************************************** VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS -VHS * * VHS VHS * YOP! * VHS FOR SWAPPING VIDEOS VHS * * VHS CONTACT VHS * WANNA CONTACT COMA?! * VHS VHS * * VHS TEO/OMEGA VHS * * VHS VASSOSV. 14 VHS * SO SEND HOT TO: ROCKSTAR * VHS N-8481 BLEIK VHS * * VHS NORWAY VHS * * VHS VHS * GIRAUD ROMAIN * VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS - VHS -VHS * 20 CH DE LA BAUME LOUBIERE * * 13013 MARSEILLE * * FRANCE * ************************************** * * ** FOR HOT SWAPPING: ** * * ** ** * ALSO FOR JOINING OR ARTICLES * **** DAZZLE ** * * **** P.O.BOX 2077 ** * FOR MC DISK! C.U! * **** 26302 JONSTORP ** * * **** SWEDEN ** ************************************** ************************************** ADVERTISMENT (7) PAGE #075 ##### # # ##### ##### ##### # # # MACSTRICK # # # # # # # # # # OF # ## ##### # # ##### # # ## SPHYNX # # # # # # # # # # CONTACT ME FOR COOL SWAPING: ##### # # ##### ##### # #### # MACSTRICK/SPHYNX ### ### ### ### ### ## ### ### ### PO.BOX 195 # # # # # # # # # # # # # # 1403 YUENDON ### ### ### ### ### # # ### ### ### SWITZERLAND # # ## # # # # # # ## # -------------------------------------- ### # # # ### # # ## ### # # ### ************************************** ARE LOOKING 4 CONTACTS AND NEW MEMBERS * BRAINSTORM ------------ ZINE * (CODERS GFXMEN MODEM TRADERS SWAPPERS) * IF YOU WANT TO PUBLISH AN AD IN * AND FOR A WORLD HEADQUARTERS. * ZINE SEND TEXT (38*10) AND THE * O N L Y L E G A L S T U F F ! * MONEY TO: (NO SWAPPING) * * ONE AD COSTS BRS/ZINE-ADS * GS * $4, A$5, DM 5, PO.BOX 2 * P.O. BOX 39 * FMK 15, NOK 20 4148 PFEFF. * 16035 RAPALLO GE * DEK 20 OR SWK 20 SWITZERLAND * ITALY ************************************** ADVERTISMENT (8) PAGE #076 CONTACT OR TO CONTACT THE METALIC OF INFINITY AT: POWER DADDYCOOL: WRITE TO: GORAN KARLSSON PO.BOX 696 ULVASJOMALA KENMORE 4069 ZYRON: 371 93 KNA AUSTRALIA PETER MATTSSON SWEDEN VINBERGA 7 373 02 RAMDALA OR TO SHIKE JEBU: GREETZ TO: PINCHER/VERTICAL, DECAY SWEDEN FREDRIK NILSSON CADDY/DEFJAM, MIGHTYMUZ/SPIRIT & ALL BJORSTORP GREETINGS TO 373 02 BAMDALA CONTACT ME ALSO IF YOU WANNA MEET ME ALL CONTACTS SWEDEN WHEN I GO TO EUROPE, FRANCE/GERMANY -------------------------------------- DENMARK/SWEDEN/FINLAND/AUSTRIA ETC... CONTACT ME FOR SWAPPING MUSIC TAPES OR OTHER JUNK AND LONG, COOL LETTERS! I GO IN EASTER 1992.. MARKO T.KILPELAINEN LINNASAARENKUUA 5A 78300 VARKAUS FINLAND NO AMIGA-STUFF - NO AMIGA-STUFF - NO - -------------------------------------- DISK-MAG CORNER PAGE #077 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE DISK-MAGAZINE ZINE: HELLO CHESTER, ISSUE #10 WAS CORNER, THIS SECTION IS REALLY ONLY QUITE NICE!! IS THERE GOING TO BE A RELEVANT FOR PEOPLE / GROUPS WHO ARE NEW ZINE MENU IN THE NEAR FUTURE?????? PRESENTLY PRODUCING A DISK-MAGAZINE!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, AND CONTINUE MANY NEW MAGS HAVE COME ON THE SCENE SENDING ME THE NEWEST ISSUES OF ZINE!! IN THE LAST MONTHS, AND A LOT OF ADVERTISMENT- ONLY DISK-MAGAZINE ARE TRADER: HELLO AGNUS, I REALLY LIKED TURNING INTO A FULL DISK-MAGAZINE. THE NEW TRADER MENU, YOUR MAG IS QUITE I THINK THAT IT IS BEST THAT DISK NICE, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!! MAGAZINE EDITORS KEEP IN CONTACT, SO IF YOU ARE A MAIN EDITOR FOR A DISK MC DISK: HELLO ROCKSTAR/COMA, YOUR MAGAZINE THEN SEND THE LATEST ISSUE OF 2ND ISSUE WAS COOOL, GOOD ARTICLES & YOUR MAG TO: A USER FRIENDLY MENU-SYSTEM. I LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE 3RD ISSUE!! METALIC/INFINITY PO.BOX 696 TOP SECRET: ISSUE 8 WAS QUITE NICE, KENMORE 4069 THE NEW MENU IS ALOT MORE BETTER THAN AUSTRALIA THE OLD ONE!!! PLEASE CONTACT ME!! NOW TO SOME MESSAGES AND MINI REVIEWS I.C.E: YOUR LAST ISSUE WAS GOOD. KEEP OF OTHER DISK-MAGAZINES ON THE SCENE!! UP THE GOOD WORK. ABOUT SOCIAL LIFE PAGE #078 FROM THE NEXT ISSUE ONWARDS THERE BOOZING EXPERIENCE THAT HAS HAPPENED WILL BE A NEW SECTION OPENING UP IN TO YOU.. I THINK THAT YOU KNOW WHAT I FRAUD CALLED SOCIAL LIFE! WELL MEAN!?! UM.. ALSO AS MOST OF THE BASICALLY THIS SECTION IS FOR ALL NEWCOMMERS IN THE SCENE ARE UNDER 18 THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON'T GO YEARS OLD, WE WILL LIST PLACES WHERE OUT TO NIGHTCLUBS/DISCOS/PUBS, BUT TO GET A FAKE I.D., OR IF THAT MAY BE WOULD LIKE TO.. WE (FRAUD) WILL TELL TOO DANGEROUS WE WILL WORK SOMETHING YOU THE BEST ALCOHOLIC DRINKS TO DRINK OUT.. ANYWAY HERE'S A LIST OF SOME OF ETC. NOW THIS SECTION WILL BE UP TO THE BIGGEST NIGHTCLUBS IN QUEENSLAND/ USE OUT THERE, WE WOULD LIKE YOU OUT AUSTRALIA.. the berlin club, arazona's THERE TO SEND US IN PUB REPORTS, lexington queen, the underground (21) NIGHTCLUB REPORTS FROM THE MAJOR AND THERE ARE SOME MORE.. THOSE ONES NIGHTCLUB'S IN YOUR CITY/COUNTRY. ARE FROM BRISBANE/AUST.. TELL US ABOUT THE ALCOHOL THERE, (HOW WELL TILL NEXT TIME. METALIC/INFINITY EXPENSIVE IT IS), TELL US ABOUT THE WOMEN THAT GO THERE (ARE THEY GOOD LOOKING, HORNY OR WHAT??), TELL US HOW MANY PEOPLE GO THERE, WHAT AGE THE AVERAGE PERSON THERE IS, DO THEY ASK I.D. AT THE DOOR, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET IN. ALSO TELL US A SIMON THE LAMER STORY (1) PAGE #079 This is the first instalment of a began when he decided to sneak into (hopefully) regular serial, called a the local lame computer club a few chain  story. I (Ulysses) will write months ago, and like WOW!!! He got his the first part, and then the best first copied game!! Defender of the addition by another reader will Crown!!! He couldn't believe his continue the story each issue by hyptonized eyes as the X-Copy track writing the next part. Anyway, enjoy markers moved along one by one, the the adventures of Simon the lamer, and disk drive humming rhythmically in his desperate search for acceptance... tune. When the two disks had completed copying, he promptly kissed them and Simon was a lamer. Not just an shoved them down his pants, shoved everyday, bludging, lazy lamer, but a them down his pants, only to look up lamer of the worst extreme. He had into the obviously furious eyes of an recently just made the magnificent extremely psychotic deranged man. His discovery called software piracy. Well name was Fred..... 'GET OUT!!!!!' Fred not exactly, I suppose. He had known shouted. 'AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!' about it for years, but none of the Simon's glee quickly transformed into cool kids with heaps of games could be fear and then surprise as he was bothered copying anything for him or physically thrown head first out of his lame friends. Anyway, the story the hall. Simon's partner in lamity SIMON THE LAMER STORY (2) PAGE #080 (new word?) called Norman was waiting as they reached Simon's house. They for him outside the hall, ready to run went straight to the computer, before off with the recently acquired pausing as Simon considered whether to illegally copied software. 'Well, well do it or not. 'Do you think we should, well, did you get some???' Norm didn't Norman?' Simon quivered. 'I mean it is want to mention the words 'copied illegal, and what if we get into software' in case the police were trouble?' Norman the brilliant rocket hiding in the bushes outside the hall. scientist came up with a spectacular He thought the same way about solution. 'Why don't we play it for a littering, an offence almost as bad as while, and then format the disks? At swearing, which is anoher story. least we can still brag to the other 'Hey, what do you think Norman? You kids at school that we have played a are looking at a master criminal here, copied game! Simon considered this I can do anything.' 'Then where are solution for a moment, before agreeing the disks?' 'Somewhere safe...' Simon to it, and reaching down his pants for reluctantly answered. They were words the disks. He searched for a while, he would later regret.... 'Quick, lets finding nothing of any significance go home Norman, before the police come (literally!).... He searched again, to arrest us! I can't wait to try out furiously!!! THE DISKS HAD GONE!!!! this brand new game!' They walked fast AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! Simon and before breaking into a sprint, slowing Norman had had their first chance of SIMON THE LAMER STORY (3) PAGE #081 rebellion against society yanked from 8 Nelson St. their hands like candy from a baby!! Ormiston They unaminously decided to sprint QLD Australia 4160 back over the path to the computer club, to try and find the missing If no-one writes a good second part, I disks. They searched like their lives will be forced to write the next part depended on it, searching any long myself. This is your chance for grass, dirt, gravel, vitually anywhere worldwide fame!!! that could hide two blank disks. Their search ended abrubtly at the feet of a phychotic deranged man, and a feeling of dejavu flowed through their veins. He was smiling like a crazed maniac, and was holding up two blank disks that looked remarkably similar to the two disks that Simon held gleefully in his hands such a short time ago.... OK!!!!! That is the first instalment for this issue. If you think you could write a good second part for this story, write to me at this address: PLAY BY MAIL GAMES (1) PAGE #082 Age of Empires is the first in a pages) and verylarge star map (4' x series of PBM's to be released by the 2 1/2') of 752 star systems, with each company Arena Games Forum, although turn costing $5, turns are fortnightly it's their first PBM it has been quite so it doesn't work out so bad still. well thought out. Anyway AOE (Age of Some features are different production Empires) is a Science Fiction PBM with types, terra-forming, industrial each player starting out with a single exploitation, slavery of inferior planet a donation of money, food and races, 4 races, 11 classes of ship, minerals and a small fleet of ships roving mercenaries, intelligence and with a warning that if colonisation counter intelligence, economic warfare does not occur that the population space combat and several others. will start to starve in eight turns, Although some details in the manual with that warning players must go out have been gone overboard on some have and explore planets in a close also been missed out completely, the proximity to their own and colonise rules are due to be revised for a them. Other than just that there are second edition soon but update sheets other problems to contend with one are provided with your turn anyway, being the 24 other players who are all player interaction seems to be a large out to kill you. Although startup for part of the game with about a quarter AOE is not so cheap, $10, it does of the manual describing, trading include a free turn, Large Manual (40+ goods, alliances communications and PLAY BY MAIL GAMES (2) PAGE #083 the stockmarket. All up it's a pretty good PBM except for a few let downs in the manual, anybody interested in playing that get's in touch with me will receive a free turn at the moment the game is only open to Australasia. Complexity: 7/10 Renegade/Insanity Playability: 8/10 23 Perina Way Rules: 6/10 Northam Map: 7/10 W.A. 6401 Design: 8/10 Overall: 7/10 (096) 221255 JOKES (1) PAGE #084 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE JOKES SECTION A: THE BRUNETTE, BECAUSE THE BLONDE OF FRAUD, WELL IF YOU HAVE HEARD A WOULD HAVE TO STOP FOR DIRECTIONS!!!!! FUNNY JOKE THEN WHY NOT SEND IT TO US -------------------------------------- IN FRAUD, SEND IT TO THE FOLLWOING Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE BETWEEN ADDRESS: 2 BLODNES? FRAUD  PO.BOX 696 A: AN INTERPRETER! KENMORE 4069 -------------------------------------- AUSTRALIA Q: WHAT IS A BLONDES MATING CALL?? -------------------------------------- A: I'M DRUNK!! Q: WHAT DOES A BLONDE WOMAN SAY WHEN -------------------------------------- SHE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING?? (1)Hey! This looks like a great meal! I knew my boss had a beautiful wife, A: DO YOU GUYS ALL BELONG TO THE SAME said Bill, 'But I didn't know she was FOOTBALL TEAM? a fantastic cook as well.' 'I feel I -------------------------------------- should warn you, Bill.' she simpered, Q: IF A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE FELL OUT 'That I expect my husband home within OF A WINDOW AT THE SAME TIME, WHO the hour.' 'But I'm not doing WOULD HIT THE GROUND FIRST? anything,' he protested. 'I know,' sighed the wife. 'I just wanted to let JOKES (2) PAGE #085 you know how much time you had.' she moaned. 'There might've been (2) Can you explain to me how this squirrels in there!' lipstick got on your collar? the -------------------------------------- suspicious wife sneered. 'No I really If the answer is Cock Robin, what's can't, the husband smirked back. 'I the question? distinctly remember taking my shirt off'............ 'What's that up my bum Batman?' The trouble with being the best man at -------------------------------------- the wedding is not being able to prove And here's a joke for our good friends it............. in New Zealand! Then there was the hypocondriac who wouldn't risk sex until the swelling Three mates were walking through some went down. Jane was stunned to learn paddocks when they came across a sheep that Tarzan used a hole in a jungle with it's head stuck in a barbed wire tree to gain sexual satisfaction. She fence. As one of the blokes patted the decided to offer her services instead sheep's backside he said. 'Gee I wish and, when Tarzan agreed, she lay down it was Bo Derek.' His friend grinned and spread her legs. Suddenly, he and said, 'I'd rather it was Elle.' aimed a violent kick at her groin and 'As for me,' the third man muttered, she began screaming and writhing in 'I just wish it was dark!'. agony.'Why did you do that you brute?' -------------------------------------- JOKES (3) PAGE #086 Every Friday the minister's wife would angrily. 'No, no, darling,' she do the weekly shopping at her regular answered. 'It's a new cut of meat I'm stores. First the supermarket, then trying this week. It has to be cooked the butcher. One day she turned up at very rare.' Pleased that he was about the butcher's and asked what the to tuck into some of his favourite, week's special was. 'Bloody meat,' he the minister sat down at the dinner answered lazily. 'You can't speak to table just as his teenage son walked me like that,' she retorted. ' I'm the in. 'What's for dinner, dad?' the son minister's wife.' 'No, no' the butcher asked cheerily. 'Bloody meat,' the replied. 'You misunderstood me. We're minister replied. 'That's the spirit, selling a new cut of meat to be cooked dad,' answered the son. 'Pass the very rare.' 'Oh, the minister likes fucken sauce!' his steaks rare. I'll take some,' she -------------------------------------- said. She took the meat home and was THAT'S ALL FOR THE JOKES THIS ISSUE!!! cooking it just as the minister walked WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK RENEGADE OF into the kitchen after a busy day on INSANITY FOR SENDING MOST OF THE JOKES his community rounds. 'What's for IN.. OTHER JOKES BY METALIC/INFINITY!! dinner, darling?' he asked. 'Bloody meat,' she replied. 'Don't speak like that around here, please. I am the minister after all,' he replied GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS PAGE #087 YO DUDES, WELL THIS IS METALIC HERE TASTES QUITE NICE, BUT VODKA AND TONIC TO TELL YOU ALL HOW TO GET A GIRL IS GOOD, COZ IF YOU STAND NEAR THE FRIEND, (WHICH I THINK THAT EVERYBODY DANCE FLOOR, YOUR VODKA AND TONIC SHOULD HAVE ONE!!) WELL TO START OFF GLASS WILL GLOW UP AND LOOK PRETTY YOU DON'T WANT A GIRL UNDER THE AGE OF AWERSOME! WELL NOW WHEN YOU ARE 18 YEARS, OR ONE THAT LOOKS UNDER STANDING BY THE DANCE FLOOR YOU SHOULD ANYWAY. WELL YOU ARE PRESENTLY LOOK PRETTY BORED!! OK AND AFTER A THINKING WHAT SHOULD I DO?? RIGHT!!! LITTLE WHILE SOME GIRL SHOULD APPROACH THE FIRST THING THAT YOU SHOULD DO IS YOU AND START A CONVERSATION, SHE WILL ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT GET PROBABLY APPROACH WITH A SENTENCE LIKE DRESSED UP IN YOUR BEST GEAR, THEN GO ' HEY YOUR DRINKS GLOWING, WHAT IS IT' TO THE BIGGEST NIGHTCLUB/DISCO IN YOUR THEN FROM THERE ON IN IT IS UP TO YOU! CITY. WHEN YOU ARRIVE, GO UP TO THE IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU DONT GET TOO BAR AND GET YOURSELF A DRINK, DRUNK AND DONT BUY HER DRINKS ALL BUDWIESER OR CARLSBERG, OR IF YOU DONT NIGHT AS ALOT OF WOMEN WILL USE PEOPLE LIKE BEER THEN GET A VODKA AND TONIC!! JUST FOR DRINKS!! EITHER OF THOSE 3 DRINKS GIVE YOU THE ELITE LOOK!! BECAUSE BUDWEISER IS AN  ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY AMERICAN BEER, AND ONLY WELL TO DO PEOPLE DRINK IT IN OTHER COUNTRIES! AND CARLSBERG IS A DANISH BEER, AND THE CHARTS (1) PAGE #088 HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE CHARTS! WE VOTED BEST SCENE DISK-MAG HAVE GOT RID OFF THE AUSTRALIAN ------------------------- SECTION AS IT IS UNFAIR TO ALL EUROPEAN PEOPLE!! NOW IF YOU WOULD 1) I.C.E. (CYTAX) LIKE TO VOTE IN THE CHARTS THEN SEND A 2) ZINE (BRAINSTORM) SHEET OF PAPER WITH YOUR VOTES ON TO:  3) MC DISK (COMA) 4) HACK-MAG (D-TECT) METALIC/INFINITY 5) CRACKERS JOURNAL P.O. BOX 696 KENMORE 4069 AUSTRALIA WHEN YOU SEND YOUR VOTES, TRY TO VOTE VOTED BEST SCENE DEMO FOR 5 GROUPS/PEOPLE IN ORDER OF MERIT --------------------- PER SUBJECT! IN THIS CHARTS SECTION WE ARE NOT TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THE 1) ENIGMA (PHENOMENA) CRUSADERS EURO-CHART, AS WE CONSIDER 2) PIXEL NATION (DEFJAM) THAT TO BE THE MAIN CHARTS IN THE 3) ICE (SILENTS) SCENE!! AND WE ARE NOT FULLY COMPUTER 4) DIGITAL INOVATION (ANARCHY) BASED IN THIS CHARTS, FOR INSTANCE 5) PHENOMENA MEGA DEMO WE HAVE ALCOHOL RELATED CHARTS!!!!!!!! THE CHARTS (2) PAGE #089 BEST SCENE GFX ARTISTS BIGGEST SCENE ALCOHOL CONSUMERS ---------------------- ------------------------------- 1) UNO - SCOOPEX 1) HOFFI/ACTION 2) JOE - TRSI 2)  JUGGER/PANIC 3) REWARD - SCOOPEX 3) GRENDEL/BYTERAPPERS 4) GOLEM - ANARCHY   4) METALIKA/THE BASS 5) WIZ OF OZ - DECAY 5) VYVAN/ACCESSION MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD --------------------------------- 1) GEENA DAVIS BEST SCENE MUSICIANS 2) ELLE MCPHERSON ------------------- 3) CINDY CRAWFORD 4) JULIA ROBERTS 1) 4-MAT/ANARCHY 5) SARAH JESICA PARKER 2) DR.AWERSOME/CRUSADERS   3) EINSTIEN/PUNISHERS 4) WAL/PUNISHERS THAT'S ALL FOR THE CHARTS THIS ISSUE!! 5) TIP/PHENOMENA REMEMBER TO SEND YOUR VOTES IN QUICK!! NEW ALCOHOL LAWS PAGE #090 FUCK!!! AS FROM THE 1ST OF NOVEMBER PROBLEMS GETTING SERVED ALCOHOL!!! BUT 1992 THERE ARE NEW ALCOHOL LAWS I THERE ARE ALWAYS PLACES WHERE YOU CAN AUSTRALIA, FIRST OF ALL IF YOU ARE GET A FAKE ID.... WELL I SAY FUCK UNDER THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE, AND ARE GOVERNMENT, AND DONT VOTE FOR THE ONE DRINKING IN A LICENCED PREMISES THAT IS PRESENTLY IN. (NIGHTCLUB, BAR, PUB ETC.) IF YOU GET BUT THEN AGAIN, ELITE BOOZERS LIKE CAUGHT BY A MEMBER OF THE LIQUIR MYSELF (METALIC/INFINITY) NEVER HAVE LICENCE BOARD, (WHOM WOULD BE HASSLES IN NIGHTCLUBS!! TOO ELITE... ACCOMPANIED BY A POLICE OFFICER), YOU WILL GET ASKED FOR ID, AND IF YOU ARTICLE BY METALIC/INFINITY PRODUCE A FASLE ID, YOU WILL GET FINED $3200 AND THE MANAGEMENT OF THE PLACE THAT YOU ARE DRINKING AT WILL GET FINED $15000 AND THE PERSON THAT SERVED YOU ALCOHOL WILL GET A $1600 FINE. IF YOU ARE UNDER AGE AND DONT HAVE ANY ID. THEN YOU WILL GET A $1600 FINE AND THE SAME AS ABOVE WILL HAPPEN TO THE PERSON THAT SERVES YOU AND THE MANAGEMENT!!! WITH STRICT LAWS LIKE THIS IT WILL MAKE MINORS HAVE A LOT OF ADDRESSES & MEMBERS & CREDITS PAGE #091 WELCOME TO THE ADDRESSES, HERE YOU NOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT WILL FIND HOW TO GET IN CONTACT WITH A INFINITY WRITE TO ONE OF THE ADDRESSES SPECIFIC INFINITY MEMBER, AND WHERE TO SEND ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS DISK-MAG METALIC/INFINITY TO. ALSO IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN PO.BOX 696 INFINITY, WE HAVE MEMBERS IN LUXEMBURG KENMORE 4069 AUSTRALIA AND NORWAY. 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WELL THAT IS ALL FOR THIS ISSUE -ULYSSES/INFINITY OF FRAUD, WE ARE SORRY THAT THIS ISSUE IS NOT SO GREAT IN CONTENTS, BUT THE NEXT ISSUE IS GOING TO BE A HUGE ONE, RELEASED AROUND CHRISTMAS, PROBABLY A BIT BEFORE, BUT IT WILL HAVE MANY,MANY INTERESTING STUFF, JUST WAIT AND SEE.. TILL NEXT TIME... METALIC/INFINITY