COWWA BUNGA!!   WELCOME TO -BLOODY DAMN TUTRLES- BY -ECHO- OF O.I. !     FOR GREETINGS READ THE LITTLE SCROLLER BELOW!  BUT NOW THE CREDITZ.....     ALL CODING BY- JON SPENCER         TURTLE REMIX MUSIC BY-  --ECHO--        BUG-FREE ASSEMBLY (!) BY- MARK WILSON        IDEA FOR DEMO BY-  DAVID CHARLES           THIS (LAME) FONT BY-  --ECHO--       TURTLES BY-    PURE GOLD (AU)              LUVLIE JUBLIE!!      MARK WILSON AND JON SOENCER ASKED ME TO SAY THAT THEY HATE THE GOD DAMN CRAPPY TURTLES, AND THAT THEY (GREATLY) ASSISTED IN THIS EFFORT PURELY TO SEE IF IT WOULD WORK!      SORRYS GO TO JANANAN-  YOU WERE TOO SLOW MATE. QWO IS A TAD DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR EFFORTS TOWARDS OI. YOU MAY BE AN EX-MEMBER IF YOU DONT PULL YOUR SOCKS UP!!               SO?   WHADDYA FINK?   THIS HAPPY STAND-ALONE DISK WAS RELEASED ON 22-10-1990 IN THE MORNING, AND WAS HAPPILY MAILED TO 17-BIT!          FOR ALL YE MODULE RIPPERS OUT THERE, YOU MAY (OR MAY NOT) BE INTERESTED TO KNOW THAT THE MUSIC IS RIPPABLE! LET ME, HOWEVER, JUST WARN YOU THAT YOU WILL NEED ABOUT 280KB OF DISK-SPACE TO SAVE THE MODULE OUT TO! (AND A MEG OF RAM TO LOAD IT INTO!)         SO THEN.   THIS IS THE FIRST EVER BIT OF SCROLLTEXT THAT I HAVE EVER WRITEN ON THE AMIGA!    UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE USED THE S(HI)T IN MY TIME, BUT THIS IS NO MORE!!          AHEM....   SO THEN.   WOTZ HAPPENING IN THE WORLD.    WELL, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT MY AMIGA KEEPS SCREWING UP!!          AS CHRISTMAS APPROACHES, ALL HUMANS OVER THE AGE OF 16 GO INTO SHOCK.   WOT A CRAPPY TIME OF YEAR.   MY XMAS SCHEDULE IS-  GO OUT, GET PISSED, COME HOME WRITE MUSIC, GO TO BED AND THEN ON TO THE DOCTORS TO FIND OUT WHY MY PISS STILL SMELLS OF BOOZE!!         HEY! WANNA JOIN A NEW AND UP-GOING GROUP?   YEAH?   WELL,   FUCK OFF! YOU AINT COMMING IN O.I.! (THATS -OPTICAL ILLUSIONS- FOR ALL YE ILL-EDUCATED LAMERS OUT THERE!)        OK..    MESSAGES TIME..        MESSAGES GO TO-       MAHONEY AND KAKTUS - COME ON. HURRY UP AND RELEASE AN EVEN BETTER VERSION OF NOISETRACKER!      RED SECTOR - WELL? WHERE IS MEGA DEMO DISK II? I AM STILL WAITING FOR ANOTHER MIND-BLOWING DISK OF VECTORS, MUSIC, GRAFIX AND HUMOUR!         4 MAT - HURRY UP AND SEND ME SOME SAMPLES, MODULES AND UTILS!           STRADDY - GIVE US A FUCK?!       JON SPENCER - NICE WORK IN SOOOO LITTLE TIME. NOW JUST KEEP WORKING ON THAT MUSIC MENU!!!        MARK WILSON - WELL DONE ON YOUR RECENT CONTRACTS! THANX FOR THE HELP WITH THE TIGHT ASSEMBLY!        COKE-A-COLA - LIFE IN A CAN...!          QWO - LETS GET SOME DEMOS OUT AND FAST! MY MUSIC IS ITCHING TO GET OUT!            WELL, THATS ALL THE MESSAGES THAT I THINK ARE NEEDED!              LETZ JUST TELL YOU ABOUT THE MANY TROUBLES THIS DISK CAUSED US!    1) WE WAITED 3 WEEKS FOR GRAFIX FROM JANANAN THAT WERE NEVER DRAWN.   2) ASSEMBLING. IT JUST DID NOT WANT TO ASSEMBLE. SO WHAT IF THE MODULE IS 280KB LONG!  WE TRIED PORTING THE FILES TO THE ST, ASSEMBLING IT, PORTING IT BACK. THIS WORKED!  BUT 3) I SUGGESTED THAT REMOVING MONAM2 WOULD HELP RELIEVE SOME MEMORY. IT DID! MARK WAS A TAD DISPLEASED THAT I DID NOT THINK OF THAT BEFORE, BUT WAS QUITE HAPPY THAT HIS ST PORTING IDEA WORKED!  4) THIS DISGUSTING FONT. I DREW IT. I AM A MUSICIAN (AHEM..) NOT A GRAFICIAN! THIS IS JANANANS FAULT!!    5) WE CONTINUALLY RAN OUT OF DISKS. I HAD TO FORMAT MY COPY OF TERROPODS (ST), ADVENTURE CREATOR (ST) AND DEGAS ELITE (ST), SO YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW SAD I WAS.  NO...REALLY...HONEST...!          I NOW HAVE TO RETREAT TO MY BED AS I AM TIRED. IT IS NEARLY 11P.M. AND I HAVE GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. I WILL JUST SAY THAT I APPOLOGISE FOR LAME COMMAS,,,,,,,,   BUT I CAN NOT DRAW (BLAME IT ON JANANAN!!)         I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE LIKED THIS PRODUCTION.  YOU NEVER KNOW - THERE MAY BE ANOTHER SOON!       CHEERS FOR NOW - TIME TO WRAP.       BBBYYYEEE!!!    MY MOTHER IS A KIPPER!!     JUST REMEMBER - CARPETS ARE HUMAN TOO!!           WELL...  ACTUALLY, I AM NOT REALLY GOING AT ALL.  I JUST MARVEL AT HOW CRAP THIS DEMO REALLY IS.   IF I HAVE MISSED ANYONE OUT IN THE BELOW GREETZ, OR WANT TO BE GREETED THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME SOMEHOW.     I REALLY MUST GO NOW. I HAVE TO ASSEMBLE, DUPLICATE, SEND AWAY AND DO A FEW OTHER THINGS TOO!   CHEERS FOR NOW FROM THE ONE AND ONLY ---ECHO---          WRAP.......  



               WELCOME!        MEGGA TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE HERO TEAPOT KETTLE FISHPOND DOOR-FRAME PAVEMENT DECK-CHAIR JOYSTICK KIPPER GREETINGS (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) GO TO-          -QWO-     -STYLES-     -BLACK ICE-    -STRADDY-     -(CAPTAIN) DAVE (THE RAVE) CHARLES-    -DRAXX-    -CHAINSAW CHARLIE-    -STORMLORD-    -DEXTROUSE-    -4 MAT-   -REBOUND-    -JOVI-   -JANANAN-    -LEELEE-    -FELLAN-    -MAVRICK-    -TERRY-    -MORPH-    -PHANTOM-    -GUARDIAN OF THE COKE-    -PURE GOLD (AU)-    -PENFOLD-    -WONKO THE SAINE-    -SHOCK WAVE-    -TORCH-    -JON SPENCER-    -MARK WILSON-    AND    -NICK R.-               WELL, THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA WRITE IN THIS BIT. READ THE LAME FONT ABOVE FOR THE NEWZ!!    NOW WRAPPING......