Ladies, Mates, Gentelmen and Wolfman!
It's a great honor for me, Alf Nielsen, to open the corner:

  ³FfAaKkEeRr OoFf TtHhEe IiSsSsUuEe
  ¢FfAaKkEeRr OoFf TtHhEe IiSsSsUuEe

-witch only have one single purpose in this diskmag; To embaress diverse people
(and minorities) in public. Honestly i must admit that there's not much i enjoy
quite as much, as calling people nasty words, and trying to ruin their whole
scene career, just becouse of a minor mistake they made when filling out the
vote sheet.
  Kick people's ass in public, send them dirty letters and blame 'em for the
fact that they are HUMAN (bvadr!), and vote for their friends, who may not be a
good graphician but one hell of a lad. There's just one single thing witch
really bothers me, a thing that make the tears appear in my eyes just when
thinking of it...
  Yes you're right, ofcourse i'm talking about DEATH PENALTY. Why the hell have
the smartass'es deleted this DELICIOUS spice, from the law books? BUT i guess
i'll just have to adapt my self into the system, either that or become a
neo-nazist. And i'm kind of keen on my long BLACK hair and my big nose so...

                         ²     A L F  N I E L S E N :
                ²- Så behøver du kun at gå i kloster EEN gang!

Anyway this time it's another kind of faker we're dealing with. One of the most
dangerous of it's race; We're talking about a so called 'POWER-FAKER', also
known as the Faker In Charge. They are operating in quite a diffrent style than
the normal fakers, or one could say opposite to the normal fakers.
  This faker haven't filled any vote sheets wrong, nor have he convinced his
friends to vote for him (his father is a member of the National Guard and Hells
Angels). He has simply erased another person completely from the chart! give a
warm welcome to the faker of the issue:

                  ³-->   ³PpEeAaRrLl  /  PpAaSsSsIiOoNn   <--
                  ¢-->   ¢PpEeAaRrLl  /  PpAaSsSsIiOoNn   <--

Pearl have maybe made the biggest fake ever in DANSKTOPPEN's history, namely
removed the name Steffen from all the charts in Dansktoppen, the reason for
such a thing is possible IS beacourse he's a socalled Power-Faker; a faker with
power. I have tried several times to convince Pearl, to just counting the votes
instead of fake it this way. Even when I told him that i'll announce him to
faker of the issue, he didn't care.
  "I think that the entire scene have had enough of this poor fellow, named
Steffen / Speedy, and that's why i have selected to contribute to his
disappearence of the scene, by boycottin' him in Dansktoppen." Pearl states,
and what i'm I supposed to do about, all the files for DANSKTOPPEN is located
in Pearl's harddisk! (witch by the way is infected with Commander Virus!)


The Faker chart, as it look right now>
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²THE HALL OF FAKE:

        ²Issue 1  ¹-- ²Vocal / Rebels.

        ²Issue 2  ¹-- ²Substance / Illusion.

        ²Issue 3  ¹-- ²The Flash / Speedy.

        ²Issue 4  ¹-- ²The Entire Scene, some few (NICE) guys excepted!

        ²Issue 4½ ¹-- ²Pearl / Passion
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For now,
i hope to recieve lotsa' letters supporting me in the fact that Pearl just
CAN'T 'disqualify' a person from the charts, becourse everybody dislikes him.


Your private undertaker_

                          ²_Alf Nielsen_
(with help from)
                          ²_Pearl / Passion_