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	Please choose your amusement !!

		'F1'  for  'Soviet Spaz .....................'
		'F2'  for  'The Sound of Crickets ...........'
		'F3'  for  'Flying for the Dictionary Demo ..'
		'F4'  for  'Metamorphing Around ..(No Exit)..'
		'F5'  for  'Under the Sea ...................'
		'F6'  for  'The Clitoris Touching Simulater .'

	Please note :- Pathetic are THE 'Fucking Best'

	All of these demo's were written at different Pathetic parties, at 
	 various stages of alcohol posioning......................26/02/92