RAM JAM         XMAS DEMO 1991   helloes from all ramjam staff     this isn't a virus but it's a loader !!!!   



       YAOUEAIUOAIOYEAH    O.K. GUYS   WELCOME TO THE BAD TASTE SANTA KLAUS PART !!   I HOPE NO ONE OF YOU WILL COPY THIS IDEAS.....   THIS DEMO WON'T BE A CODING MASTERPIECE, BUT IT'S FOR SURE ONE OF THE BEST THOUGHT DEMO OF THE LATEST YEARS....      SOME MESSAGES FROM OUR MODEM GUYS......   FROM GRIZZLY TO VORTEX OF REBELS :   TAKE A LOOK AT THE RICK'S DESCRIPTION FILE......  TO CYBERBIT OF LIGHT YEARS :    LEAVE ME A MESSAGE, DOWNGUY @       TO FREEDY KRUEGER OF SCOOPEX :  SPREAD THIS DEMO AROUND THE U.S.A. ..... WHAT DO YOU THINK 'BOUT THIS ? TO THE WAREHOUSER : THIS TIME WE LEAVE THIS IN THE HOTTEST WAREZ CONFERENCE  TO DARK ANGEL/DIVINA : OUR STYLE IS GROWING LIKE YOUR DICK WHEN YA UPLOAD TO STORM/DIVINA : HAS THE ALTAIR DIED ? ALWAYS WAITING FOR YOUR COOL CRACK TO TED/RAMJAM : GO ON WITH YOUR GREAT WORK ! TO KADAVER/CRYSTAL : ARE YA GONNA STAY IN MILAN? YA CAN FIND A LOT OF FRIENDS THERE!  FGF,E$G,MASTER/IBB ENJOY YOUR MESSAGES IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR...  TO FILIPPETTO/VEGA : CALL BACK IF YA HAVEN'T SET YOUR HST ! SEEYA !!!!!!!!!!!         WRAP..........          



  WELCOME TO THE SANTA KLAUS PART OF THE XMAS DEMO FROM          RAM JAM      a         IF YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS THAN YOU ARE A REALLY GREAT BRAIN @@@@@@@       YEAH...THIS IS GRIZZLY AT THE KEYBOARD...I DON<T KNOW WHAT I<M WRITING NOW....BUT I>M COSTRICTED TO WRITE SOMETHING.. WELL THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR MY FUTURE JOB@ NOW I<M IN A COMPUTER SHOP@@@...AND THEN I<M THE SYSOP FROM ELECTRIC CHAIR @@@  OKAY THAT<S ALL NOW I LEAVE SPACE AT ACBS FOR MORE SHIT ........ MERRY XMAS @@@@@@     HAWDY FOLKS @@@@ ANOTHER TIME I<M SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS SHITTY MACHINE [ IT<S THE GRIZZLY<S ONE....]     WEEEEELLLLLL/  WE ARE AT EXECUTOR<S PLACE /  IN GENOA/ AND THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING EVER BETWEEN MORE THAN 3 MEMBERS.........   WE ARE :  ACBS .....   EXECUTOR  .....  BAR .... GRIZZLY ..... THE GODFATHER ..... AND MINE GIRLFRIEND CALLED SONIA  WHO IS SITTING BEHIND MYSELF BORING HERSELF SO MUCH.....SORRY SONIA @@@  O.K. LET<S STOP HERE SAYING BULLSHITS .....                                    SCROLLER RESTARTS........           



  WELCOME TO THE SANTA KLAUS PART OF THE XMAS DEMO FROM          RAM JAM      a         IF YOU ARE ABLE TO READ THIS THAN YOU ARE A REALLY GREAT BRAIN @@@@@@@       YEAH...THIS IS GRIZZLY AT THE KEYBOARD...I DON<T KNOW WHAT I<M WRITING NOW....BUT I>M COSTRICTED TO WRITE SOMETHING.. WELL THAT IS A GREAT DAY FOR MY FUTURE JOB@ NOW I<M IN A COMPUTER SHOP@@@...AND THEN I<M THE SYSOP FROM ELECTRIC CHAIR @@@  OKAY THAT<S ALL NOW I LEAVE SPACE AT ACBS FOR MORE SHIT ........ MERRY XMAS @@@@@@     HAWDY FOLKS @@@@ ANOTHER TIME I<M SITTING IN FRONT OF THIS SHITTY MACHINE [ IT<S THE GRIZZLY<S ONE....]     WEEEEELLLLLL/  WE ARE AT EXECUTOR<S PLACE /  IN GENOA/ AND THIS IS THE FIRST MEETING EVER BETWEEN MORE THAN 3 MEMBERS.........   WE ARE :  ACBS .....   EXECUTOR  .....  BAR .... GRIZZLY ..... THE GODFATHER ..... AND MINE GIRLFRIEND CALLED SONIA  WHO IS SITTING BEHIND MYSELF BORING HERSELF SO MUCH.....SORRY SONIA @@@  O.K. LET<S STOP HERE SAYING BULLSHITS .....                                    SCROLLER RESTARTS........           



 SORRY FOR THIS LOW BUDGET PART/ BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS ABOUT 287 KBYTES LONG......  HERE IS BAR WRITING: THAT LAZY GUY HAS JUST GONE TO THE BATHROOM AND SO IT<S UP TO ME [THEGODFATHER] TO WRITE SOME BULLSHITS... WELL AS YA PERHAPS KNOW I AM A MODEMTRADER AND I AM ACCUSTOMED TO WRITE ONLY LITTLE SENTENCES... YA KNOW/ EVEN BOXING OR CARDING MODEMING IS NOT THE MOST EASY WAY TO TELL SOMETHING TO THE PEOPLE.. AND SO HERE I AM I WANNA JUST HELLO ALL MY FRIENDS IN THE WORLD AND TELL TO THE LAMERS JUST PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BIG BROKEN ASSHOLE AND DREAM WATCHING THIS DEMO... A JOKE .... DO YA KNOW WHY SANTA KLAUS HAS GOT TWO BIG BALLS ??? .. CAUSE HE COMES ONCE A YEAR @ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FINALLY MERRY XMAS TO YA AND KEEP TASTING THE DIFFERENCE@                SCROLLER RESTARTS........           



              CAPRICORN                 
              ACQUARIUS                 
               PISCES                   
                ARIES                   
               TAURUS                   
               GEMINI                   
               CANCER                   
                 LEO                    
               VIRGIN                   
               SCALES                   
               SCORPIO                  
             SAGITTARIUS                
BETWEEN EVERY SIGN THE CAPRICORN IS THE 
MORE HORNED/ BECAUSE HE IS A HE-GOAT.   
THE HE-GOATS... SORRY CAPRICORNS   ARE  
PLANNERS/ [ IN RUSSIA THEY HAD ALL TO BE
 HE-GOATS @@ ]                          
                                        
CAPRICORNS ARE ABLE TO USE ADVERSITIES  
TO REACH THEIR GOALS.                   
                                        
FOR HE-GOATS/CAREER IS REALLY IMPORTANT/
AND THEY LIVE FOR SUCCESS...            
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@                     
                                        
YOUR SECRET FEAR IS TO BE WEAK @@       
                                        
A FAMOUS HE-GOAT:                       
MY FATHER/ IF I DIDN<T KNOW HE IS A     
TAURUS @@@                              
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
OUR DEAR ACQUARIUS DON<T DO ANYTHING    
ELSE THAN CARRY WATER/ BUT WHAT A WATER/
THE LIFE<S ONE@  THEY ARE NEWS CARRIERS.
FREEDOM OF THOUGHTS AND MOVEMENTS IS    
VITAL FOR THEM. ACQUARIUS ARE ORIGINAL/ 
OFTEN DISAGREE WITH THEMSELVES/ DUBIOUS 
OF THEIR OWN IDENTITY [I SHOULD SUGGEST 
A PSYCOLOGIST EXAMINATION/ IF YOU SHOULD
HAVE THIS CRISIS I SHOULD SUGGEST SOME  
FAMOUS ONES.....]                       
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE                        
THE ACQUARIUS [ NOT THE ONE WITH FISHES 
IN ] FEEL GUILTY BECAUSE THEY<RE        
DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS/ WELL/ YOU    
ACQUARIUS ARE FULL OF TROUBLES.....     
I SHOULD SUGGEST THE SUICIDE BEFORE     
GETTING COMPLETELY CRAZY .....          
                                        
A FAMOUS ACQUARIUS :                    
                                        
THE FISHES ONE.....                     
                                        
                                        
OUR DEAR AND WONDERFUL LITTLE FISHES ARE
ABLE TO SWIM IN EVERY DIRECTION AND FEEL
ALL RIGHT IN EVERY KIND OF SITUATION.   
THEY<RE ALWAYS FULL OF DOUBTS ABOUT LOVE
AND JOB....                             
THEY ARE KIND AND GENTLE WITH PEOPLE IN 
DIFFICULTY.                             
WHEN THEY ARE CONFUSED THEY<RE ABLE TO  
CATCH THEIR FRIEND<S ATTENTION WITH     
THEIR INNOFENSIVE ATTITUDE.             
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE.....                   
THEY ARE INTUITIVE/ THEY<RE ALMOST      
WONDERFUL......                         
WHEN THINGS GO BAD/THEY SCOLD THEMSELVES
THEY ARE EXTREMELY FANCIFUL AND ROMANTIC
                                        
PISCES BELIEVE IN DESTINY/ AND ARE ABLE 
TO REACH SUCCESS IN EVERY WAY....       
                                        
FAMOUS PISCES                           
                                        
MIC-T                                   
THE GODFATHER                           
THEY<RE ALWAYS ACTIVE AND DYNAMICS OUR  
FRIENDS ARIES...THEY<RE EXCITED IN      
IMPOSSIBLE DUELS AND THEIR LIFE IS LIKE 
AN OPEN BOOK...                         
THEY CAN<T STAY AT HOME AND THAT<S THE  
REASON WHY MINORS WILL BE OFTEN SCOLDED 
BY MUMMY AND DAD/ BUT... WHAT<S THE     
MATTER ? THEY MAKE UP IN LOVE           
SACRIFICING EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVED    
PERSON.......                           
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@                     
IF YOU HAVE A ARIES FRIEND PAY ATTENTION
NOT TO BE BETTER THAN HIM/ HE SHOULD GET
REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE EVER  
THE BEST.....                           
                                        
                                        
FAMOUS ARIES :                          
                                        
ROBIN HOOD                              
BAR                                     
EXECUTOR                                
                                        
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT OUR TAURUS FRIENDS 
DON<T MOVE A HAND IF IT VALUES REALLY   
SOMETHING.....                          
THERE IS NOTHING WHICH KEEP <EM HAPPIER 
THAN MATERIAL SECURITY/ IN FACT THEY    
LOVE SEXUAL PLEASURES AND LUXURY.       
                                        
TAURUS/ FOLLOWING VENUS/ARE FREE OF LOVE
TROUBLES/BUT THEY<RE SUCH IDIOT THAT CAN
LOOSE ALSO S. VALENTINE.....            
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE...                     
THEY ARE QUIET AND CONFIDENTIAL:        
PRATICALLY                              
                                        
<TALK THAT I<M LISTENING.........<      
                                        
FAMOUS TAURUS :                         
                                        
ACBS< SISTER                            
                                        
GRIZZLY                                 
                                        
                                        
OUR DEAR GEMINI CAN<T BE ONLY A PERSON/ 
FOR THEM CHANGING IS THE WAY OF LIFE... 
YOU<D NEVER THRUST IN THE DEAR GEMINI   
SO COOL AND SWEET/ BECAUSE AS THEY CAN  
THEY PUT IT INTO YOUR ASS.....          
                                        
THEY<R  SECRET FEAR IS NOT TO FIND THE  
RIGHT PARTNER......                     
THEY ARE INTUITIVE AND GENIAL/ AND THIS 
MAKE ME THINK THAT DOC. FRANKENSTEIN WAS
A GEMINI TOO....                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE.....                   
IN FACT YOU SEE WHERE HE<S GONE.....    
                                        
                                        
A FAMOUS GEMINI :                       
                                        
I<VE NO IDEA..... FORTUNATELY I HAVE NO 
GEMINI IN MY FAMILY...........          
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
IF I<D BE A CANCER I<D HAVE ALWAYS MY   
HANDS ON THE BALLS.. DO YOU IMAGINE WHAT
A MISFORTUNE ? I<D NEVER WANT TO BE A   
CANCER @@@@                             
                                        
APART THIS/ CANCERS UNDER THEIR THICK   
AND IMPENETRABLE SKIN/  ARE PINK        
AND SOFT... MAYBE THEY<RE GOOD TO BE    
EATEN... I NEVER TRIED @@               
                                        
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE....                    
OH/ SORRY / NOT SHELLFISHES/BUT ZODIACAL
THEY MAKE ME SO HUNGRY....              
OUR CANCERS FRIENDS HAVE NO FEAR IN     
BUSINESS/ THEY ARE TALENTED TO CHEAT    
PEOPLE.....                             
THEY ALWAYS TAKE USEFUL THINGS/ SO      
THEIR HOME IS ALWAYS SHITTY....         
                                        
                                        
A FAMOUS CANCER :                       
                                        
RICK                                    
OUR DEAR LIONS BELIEVE TO BE KINGS/ BUT 
THEY DON<T HAVE EVEN THE PANTS OF       
ROYAL.....                              
THEY DON<T LIKE TO WORK AND THEY BELIEVE
TOO MUCH IN THEIR BEAUTY/ AND IF THIS   
ISN<T ENOUGH THEY ARE ALSO SHAGGY..     
ANYWAY/THEY ARE GENEROUS [ BUT WHERE ? ]
AND FRIENDLY.                           
I<VE NOW FOUND A THING: LIONS/   SORRY  
FOR YOU/ ARE SHIES... AH AH ...LAUGHING 
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE......                  
LIONS GIVE CONFIDENCE TO EVERYBODY      
BUT THEN THEY TAKE IT INTO THEIR ASS/AND
HAVE ONLY TO LICK THEIR WOUNDS...../ AND
THEY<VE GOT MUCH TO LICK @@@            
                                        
                                        
A FAMOUS LION :                         
                                        
ACBS                                    
                                        
                                        
                                        
IF I<D BE A VIRGIN I WON<T MAKE ME SEE  
AROUND.....                             
BUT YOU/ VIRGINS/ ARE REALLY SURE TO BE 
LIKE THAT ?                             
JOKING APART/ VIRGINS WOULD LIKE TO BE  
PERFECT AND OFTEN THEY STAY ALONE       
BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE IS NO ONE      
PERFECT ENOUGH WHO SHOULD LIVE WITH     
THEM......                              
THEY ARE COLD/GRUMBLERS/MODESTS AND     
CRITICS....                             
HIT THE LEFT ONE @@                     
VIRGINS ARE HARD WORKERS [ I BELIEVE IT/
THEY DON<T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO...] 
AND WORRY ABOUT THEIR HEALTH.           
[ BUT THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT...
THEY DON<T STOP EVER... EXPECIALLY AT   
NIGHT...]                               
                                        
                                        
FAMOUS VIRGINS :                        
                                        
THE NUNS....                            
                                        
OUR SCALES ARE REALLY JUSTICE PALADINS/ 
THEY PUT ALL THE CLUES TOGETHER AND THEN
THEY GIVE THEIR RESPONSE [LIKE HUNTER..]
SCALES LOVE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC/ ARMONY  
AND COOL DRESSES/ THEY ARE ROMANTIC AND 
THEIR BEST IS TO HAVE A COOL PARTNER..  
[ AND NOT ONLY FOR THEM....]            
THEY SPEND THEIR LIFE ONTO A SCALE [ IN 
FACT I WONDER IF I HAVE EVER SEEN  FAT  
SCALES...]                              
                                        
HIT THE LEFT ONE....                    
THEY ARE INTELLIGENT AND REALLY SURE TO 
BE EVER IN RIGHT.                       
                                        
                                        
FAMOUS SCALES :                         
                                        
RITA HAYWORTH                           
                                        
[ AND BOTH ACBS< PARENTS...]            
                                        
                                        
                                        
ARE A BIT POISONOUS OUR SCORPIONS/ TRUE?
IN FACT SCORPIONS ARE SUSPECTS AND      
SHARPS/GREAT CRIMINALS AND INVESTIGATORS
ARE OFTEN SCORPIOS...                   
THEY ARE KNOWN AS EXTREMELY SEXY...     
[ IF YOU REALLY ARE I<M AT YOUR         
DISPOSITION @@ ]                        
                                        
SCORPIOS DEDICATE THEMSELVES TO A LITTLE
VARIETY OF THINGS BUT COOL ONES....     
                                        
PRESS LEFT MOUSE TO GO ON....           
YOUR FEAR IS THAT SOMEONE SHOULD        
DISCOVER YOUR HIDDEN PLANES AND SHOULD  
TAKE <EM AWAY FROM YOU....              
                                        
                                        
A FAMOUS SCORPIO :                      
                                        
THE AFRICAN ONE @                       
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
OUR FRIENDS SAGITTARIUS ARE ALL COOL    
ARCHERS/ BUT AS THEY HIT THE STARS THEY 
STAY ON EARTH/ ARE SINCERES AND FRANKS..
THEIR SLOGAN IS <WELL/ TOMORROW WILL BE 
BETTER...< UNTIL THEY DIE.....          
THEY LOVE TO HAVE TRIPS AND CREATE      
PHILOSOPHIES [HOPING THEY KEEP THAT FOR 
THEM.]                                  
THEY LIKE TO LIVE WITH ARDOUR/ SO THEY  
FINISH TO STUMBLE OR HURT SOMETHING...  
                                        
HIT LEFT MOUSE...                       
YOUR FEAR IS NOT TO BE FREE....         
[ JUST WAIT UNTIL EIGHTEEN.....]        
                                        
                                        
A FAMOUS SAGITTARIUS :                  
                                        
WILLIAM TELL...                         
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        



  YOO THERE , WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL HOROSCOPE FOR THE 1992......  TEXTS WERE WRITTEN BY MIC-T... OUR GIRL SO, IF YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS WRITE HER !!                        HEY, I'M BAR AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SOMETHING TO YOUR HOROSCOPE, SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AND LUCK... FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE A FISHES BEWARE OF BRONTOSAURUS. IN FACT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMASHED BY A BRONTOSAURUS FALLING FROM THE FOURTH FLOOR!  OTHERWISE, IF YOU ARE A TAURUS I SUGGEST TO LOOK AT YOUR BALLS!! THIS TIME I THINK A COP-DOG, WHILE SEARCHING FOR COCAINE BY THE RAILWAY STATION, WILL BITE YOUR GENITAL ATTRIBUTES SHITTING'EM ON YOUR FEET...  OK.... THAT'S ALL FROM ME.... BYE BYE AND GOOD LUCK!!               SCROLLER RESTARTS........           



YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   THIS WAS   
THE XMAS DEMO 
     FROM     
 R A M  J A M 
              
THE CREDITS : 
              
PART 0:       
              
CODING:       
ACBS          
              
GFX:          
DEUS - PEDRO  
              
MUSIC:        
EXECUTOR      
              
              
PART 1:       
              
CODING:       
ACBS          
              
MUSIC:        
TEX           
              
GFX:          
DEUS          
              
ANIM:         
PEDRO         
              
FONTS:        
MR.FEAR       
              
              
PART 2:       
              
CODING:       
EXECUTOR      
              
MUSIC:        
TEX           
              
GFX:          
DEUS          
              
ANIM:         
BAR           
              
FONTS:        
S.ZONE        
              
              
PART 3:       
              
CODING:       
ACBS          
              
MUSIC:        
TEX           
              
IDEA-TEXTS-GFX
MIC-T         
              
LOGO:         
DEUS          
              
SIGN LOGOS:   
RIP           
              
FONTS:        
POSDNUOS      
              
              
PART 4:(THIS) 
              
CODING:       
EXECUTOR      
              
MUSIC:        
BAR           
              
GFX:          
ACTOR         
              
FONTS:        
S.ZONE        
              
3D:           
EXECUTOR      
              
              
              
THEN WE'D LIKE
TO THANK FOR  
THEIR MORAL   
SUPPORT       
              
   GRIZZLY    
     AND      
 THE GODFATHER
              
              
FOR GREAT IDEA
IN THIS DEMO'S
SCROLLERS.... 
AND THE HARD  
JOB WITH OUR  
BBS.....      
              
CALL :        
              
ELECTRIC CHAIR
              
+39-19-811782 
              
THE EDGE :    
              
716-655-4940  
              
OR WRITE TO:  
              
P.O. BOX 23   
07040 FERTILIA
ITALY         
              
OR TO:        
EXECUTOR      
ANDREA FASCE  
VIA PISA 17/1 
16156 GENOVA  
ITALY         
              
              
O.K. WE ARE AT
EXECUTOR'S    
PLACE IN GENOA
              
THIS WAS THE  
FIRST INTERNAL
MEETING       
ARRANGED JUST 
TO COMPLETE   
THIS DEMO.... 
              
              
OUR GREETS    
ARE GOING TO: 
              
SCOOPEX       
REBELS        
LSD           
PUNISHERS     
SILENTS       
IBB           
DIVINA        
VEGA          
ZERO DEFECTS  
CRYSTAL       
CRYPTOBURNERS 
BRAINSTORM    
ANARCHY       
CRUSADERS     
PHENOMENA     
P M C         
ALPHAFLIGHT   
WIZZCAT       
RAGE          
GRACE         
UTOPIA        
STATIC BYTES  
LIVE ACT      
MAJIC 12      
ANALOG        
BYTE RAPERS   
TRSI          
              
SORRY GUYS,   
BUT WE HAVEN'T
THE GREETSLIST
HERE !!!!!!!! 
              
              
              
              
              
              
  THE         
              
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