Static Bytes Loader By BUCK Wizards... From the dawn of time itself they came. Creatures of legend, stories told to children. Swallowed by the depth of history * * * In the forests up north, the masters once gathered to join forces against evil * * * One spoke words carried by the wind to the end of the world -He gave them courage... -He gave them power... ... to stand up against * E V I L * His name was Leif... ...now he has been REINCARNATED !!! ...ooOOoo... * * * GAME OVER * * * Press a mousebutton to continue !!! or Stay tuned for some credits, addresses and greetings: Coding by BUCK Graphix by STRANGER Music by CUTCREATOR & DISCO LEIF Design by BUCK & STRANGER Write to the coder of This Munke-piece !!! BUCK M|llevej 6 9400 N|rresundby Denmark Or call me ! 45 - 98 17 81 71 Contact our swappers: QUACKBUSTER Guldbergsgade 6 8600 Silkeborg Denmark PLAYBOY Box 121 8850 Bj.bro Denmark HAWKEYE Langelandsvej 1A 7400 Herning Denmark FREE Fenrisvej 54 4300 Holb{k Denmark The updated, incomplete Greetinglist Absence Acme Action Addonic Adept Agile Alliance Design of Quartex Amaze Amonia Anarchy Animators Anthrox Arcane Archaos Artemis Atlas Aurora Awesome Bastards Brainstorm Bronx Cave Chead Cinefex Design Coma Complex Crusaders Cryptoburners Cult Cycron Cytax D-Mob D-Tect Decade Defcon One Desire Dexion Dictators Digital Direct Dual Crew Dynax Ecstasy Energy Euinox Exotic Men Extreme Falcons Flash Prod. DK Frantic Germany Hypnosis Icecream Infinity Iris It Italian Bad Boys Kefrens Level 4 Light Majic 12 Mean Machine Mega Madness Midnightsun Network Northstar Noxious Palace Panic Phenomena Pirates Prime Prologic Pure Metal Coders Quartex Ram Jam Rebels Rednex Relax Roal Amiga Force S. Savage Scoopex Scrapers Shadows Silents Slipstream Society Spirit Spreadpoint S????? B???? Symbiosis Tension The Electronic Knights The Guru Meditators The Special Brothers Them Toxic Track TRSI Undertaker Utopia Vega Violence Vision Vogue Voice Wizzcat Zylon of Alphaflight ...ooOOoo... _____________________________________ COKE BEATS THE HEALING !!! GILETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN FORGET ! BREAK AS I RECALL, THIS IS NOT A COMERCIAL!!! NO... THIS IS THE LOONG AWAITED... -THE WORLD RECORD IN DELAY- THE GREAT.. THE OVER GREAT... DO I HAVE TO WRITE THIS..... DISCO LEIF'S GREATEST HITS VOL.3 KLAP KLAP KLAP.. ..AND DISCO HIM SELF IS BACK TO DESTROY... SHIT I AM A NASTY FALLA.... BUT LEIF GOES ON THATS DISCO LEIF... ..ITS ONLY ABOUT 16TH MONTH DELAYED WELL... I AM JUST DAM LAZYYYY. SO NOW YOU KNOW VOL.4 WILL BE OUT IN ABOUT 4 YEARS.. KLAP KLAP KLAP THATS TOO DAM LONG, SO ME AND BUCK FOUND OUTTA SOMETHING JOLLYGOOD.. HEAR THIS MOTHA FUCKA... THE NEXT DISK WILL BE MORE LIKE A MAXI SINGLE.. EAT THAT HOME BOYZ... NOW SOME NASTY FACTS ABOUT YOUR IDOL DJ. DISCO LEIF.. ME.. LIFE SUCKS.. I MEAN IT REALLY SUCKS.. I AM A UNLUCKY SONNAWABITCH.. THE LAST 14 DAYS, HAVE BEEN THE MOTHA FUCKING WORST 14 DAYS IN THE YEAR. SEE THIS... BUT THIS IS ONLY FOR MY DANISH FANS.. TOO BAD.. WELL HERE IT COMES. . . SATANS TIL FIS.. NAA.. MIG OG MIN BITCH SLOG OP FOR 3 GANG.. DET RESULTEREDE I AT JEG DRAK MIG FULD 12 DAGE IN A ROW UNDER PAAVIRKNING AF SAMMENLAGT 3 FLASKER WHISKY .. 12 BJORNE BRYG 7 ELEFANTER.. EN LITER FAD.. EN LILLE FLASKE STROH RUM... 2 FLASKER ROSE VIN EN FLASKE VODKA.. OG ET PAR STYKKER AF DE GRONNE... JEG MAA JO SAA TILSTAA AT JEG BLEV EN LILLE SMULE MAERKELIG AT VAERE SAMMEN MED... NAA MEN DET VAR ALLE MINE MINDRE UHELD... MEN JEG... 1. BLIVER SAGT OP PAA MIT ARBEJDE... 2. TABER MINE KEYS I BYEN.. 3. STUDIET FUCKER OP OG UDSAETTER INDSPILNINGEN AF EN MAXI JEG ER I GANG MED TIL EN GANG I NOVEMBER.. 4. DET HER ER VIRKELIG EN PERLE... EFTER AT HA DRUKKET EN HEL FLASKE VODKA CYKLER JEG RUNDT ET STED PAA FREDERIKSBERG, SOM JEG IKKE KENDER, SAMMEN MED EN, JEG IKKE KENDER.. VI LEDER EFTER EN FEST VI IKKE VED HVOR ER.. OK JEG CYKLER UDEN LYGTER FORBI EN POLITIBIL. DE SIGER VI SKAL STOPPE, MEN DUM OG FULD SOM JEG VAR SIGER JEG BARE -JAARH FEDT- OG VI CYKLER VIDERE. 6 MIN EFTER BLIVER VI STOPPET AF EN POLITIBIL!!! DET ER SJOVT NOK DEN SAMME. AV HVOR VAR DE SURE DE TO. FORST VILLE DE TA MIN CYKEL MEN JEG FIK DEM OVERTALT TIL BARE AT GI MIG EN LILLE REGNING.. NAA MEN LEIF HER TRASKER DERUDAF... SENERE FINDER JEG UD AF AT JEG OGSAA HAR TABT MIN PUNG OVER GODT!!! PLUS AT JEG RENDER RUNDT I BAD TASTE TOJ DA JEG TIDLIGERE VAR TIL BAD TASTE PAA MIT GAMLE GYMNAZIE.. VAR DET IKKE EN FED DAG.. NAA VI SKAL VIDERE.. 5. DEN NAESTE DAG SKAL JEG I BIOGRAFEN JEG KOMMER FORSENT OG DA DET ER SIDSTE FORESTILLING HAR DE SVIN LAAST ALLE INDGANGENE.. HA HA.. SAA STAAR JEG I VANLOSE NAA JA JEG TAR HJEM AF OG DA JEG SIDDER DER I TOGET OG UNDRER MIG OVER HVORFOR JEG IKKE HAVDE VAERET MERE UHELDIG... DA JEG BLIVER KNALDET FOR AT KORE UDEN BILLET... SAADAN.. OVER GODT!!! 6. I DAG... JA.. IDAG LEJEDE JEG 3 VIDEO FILM OG EN MOVIE BOX SAA JEG KUNNE LAVE ET PAR -SIKKERHEDS KOPIER- AF FILMENE.. YES!! MIT FJERNSYN GIK I STYKKER.. HI HI.. NAA MEN JEG LOD MIG IKKE SLAA UD... JEG LAANTE DA BARE MIN MORMORS! SAA VAR DET AT DEN LORTE TV FOD IKKE PASSEDE TIL MIN MORMORS TV.. JA! JA! DER SKETE NOGET.. FJERNSYNET FALDT NED PAA VIDEOEN OG ET PAR VIDEOBAAND... DER GIK I STYKKER YEEEEES!!! OVER OVER OVER FEDT! VOLD AVLER MORSKAB!!.... NAAR DET VAR DET.. KOM SAA IKKE OG SIG AT DU ER UHELDIG!!!.. VI FLIPPER TILBAGE TIL ENGELSK! BACK TO THE BASS.. IF YOU ONLY COULD READ DANISH.. YOU WOULD NOW KNOW WHAT A UNLUCKY DUDE I AM.. WELL NOW SOM FUNKY GREATINGS .. NETTO ON NORREPORT STATION .. THE MOTHA FUCKAS FROM STATIC BYTES .. MEGA RECORDS COPENHAGEN .. REMEE KING AND JORGEN T.N.T. -NICE TO WORK WITH YA- .. HALIB AND THE REST FROM STREET DANCE .. MICHAL. -WHEN DO WE START- .. MOON CHILD. -MARVI EHH!- .. GROOVEYARD .. KENN THE KILLER .. KAYEYEEM AND THE REST FROM SUN-RED -TOO BAD D.N.S. IS DEAD- .. ALL THE FAR-OUT MOTHA FUCKERS ON THE AMIGA WHO LIKE OR HATE MY MUSIC .. GIRL THE PERFUME HIDE WHEN YOU LIE... BITCH TAKE A DRINK AND DIE.. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MISS. AAAH. BUT YOU ARE A STUPID SONNA WA BITCH..... THATS ALL FROM ME DJ. DISCO LEIF OF STATIC BYTES SIGNING OFF... HAVE FUN WITH BOMBS... WAIT DISCO IS BACK I JUST WANT TO TELL YA SOMETHING... MY REAL NAME IS N O T LEIF SO DONT ASK FOR LEIF IF YOU SHOULD CALL ME.. JUST ASK FOR OLE ... SHIT I BROKE MY COVER.. FUCKA NOSTIFROSSERNE .. WELL NOTHING TO DO NOW.. SEEE YA ALL SOME DAY EHH.. LEIF IS OUTTA HERE.... . . . HELLO... THIZ IS BUCK WITH THE CODING OF THIZ SHIT... TO BE HOUNEST... I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS PRODUCTION.... COZ, AFTER OUR SUMMIT 91, IT WAS NEARLY FINISHED -FOR THE 2ND TIME- BUT, THEN HAD TO GO BOOZING ALL SUMMER.... AND THEN I MOVED AWAY FROM MY PARENTS, TO START AT THE UNIVERSETY !!! OFCAUSE AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FINISHED AT -LOWLIFE 91- DISCO LEIF HAD CREATED THEESE NEW MASTERPIECES... WELL, THE PROBLEM WAS THE TEMPO... MY OLD PLAYER USED THE DISK-TIMER-INTERRUPT AND THE LEVEL-3-INTERRUPT AND TO USE 4 DIFFERENT TEMPOS I NEEDED TO USE ANOTHER TIMER-INTERRUPT.... FUCK THE HARDWARE MANUAL !!!! I NEARLY TRASHED THE SOURCE-CODE TO CODE SOMETHING MORE EASY... LIKE RUBBER-GLENZ-VEKTOR !!! OR TETRIS ON MY HP-48X WELL, AS YOU CAN SEE... IT WORKS NOW IF IT DOESENT WORK, THEN CALL MY AUTOMATIC LAMER-KILLER-PHONE MY NEW PHONE-NUMBER IS SOMEWHERE ON THIS DISK !!! TO THE ONES WHO HAVE TRIED TO CONTACT MY LATELY... I JUST MOVED INTO A HOUSE IN AALBORG DK WITH -STRANGER OF STATIC BYTES- AND TO OTHER FRIENDS... JUST FOR PARTYING AND BOOZING....WELL, I HAVE JUST STARTED AT UNIVERSETY TO BECOME A COMPUTER-ENGINIER SO TIME IS SHORT FOR CODING. NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE PERSONAL HABA-HABAS FROM BUCK: MEMBERS OF STATIC BYTES: -DISCO LEIF- TAG DIN SKIVE MED TIL MIT HOUSEWARMING. -ESTRUP- NU CODER JEG RIGTIGT IGEN -QUACKBUSTER- VI SES DEN 7. DECEMBER !!! -STRANGER- SE SAA LIGE AT BLIVE RASK! -JOHN DOE- FEDT AT HORE AT DU CODER IGEN ! -FREE- SAA KU DU ALLIGEVEL BRUGES TIL NOGET!!! -HOWARD- MAKE THE PHONE SMELL OF THIS PRODUCTION!!! -ICE- HVAD SAA BRORMAND? -CUTCREATOR- CAN'T WAIT FOR THE YOU KNOW WHAT... -PLAYBOY- AND -HAWKEYE- SPREAD THIS CRAP -ELIN- AND -THE R- ER FALSTER SUNKET I HAVET SIDEN JEG FLYTTEDE? -THE REST OF STB- FAA FINGEREN UD ELLER SKRID! -JTF OF ?- KU' DU LI' PARTYTIME? -KRUEGER OF KEFRENS- UNSKYLD MIN GLEMSOMHED... RING EFTER PAPIRENE MIT NYE NUMMER! -VENTION OF KEFRENS- HAR LIGE SET DIT KEFTRO...SIKKE NOGET LORT!!! -LAXETY OF KEFRENS- HVIS DU FOR BRUG FOR HJAELP...SAA KOMMER JEG I AARS...HE.HE -SUNJOHN OF ANARCHY?- JEG HORE AT DU ER KOMMET TIL FORNUFT! -MADS OF TGM- TAK FOR TESTEN AF DET HER LORT! -CORTO OF QUARTEX- HOPE TO SEE YA IN AARS -GONZO AND FREAGLE OF INTERACTIVISION- THANX FOR YOU KNOW WHAT... HOPE TO ENYOU YOUR GAME ZOON THIZ IS NOT ALL, BUT I HAVE TO GO BED NOW SO GOODNIGHT FROM BUCK.... YO HOMIES! THIS IS QUACKBUSTER HIMSELF ON THE KEYS! I'M HERE TO KILL YOUR TIME ONCE AGAIN... YEAH! I'M ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY TODAY, BECOZ BUCK JUST CALLED ME AND SAID THAT THIS DISK WOULD BE READY SOON! THE MOST DELAYED PRODUCTION EVER IS NOW FINISHED!!! HULK! SNOFT! DET ER MEGET ROERENDE! WITH A TOTAL DELAY OF APPROX 16 MONTHS, WE FINALLY GOT THIS VOL. 3 FINISHED! ...ABOUT TIME, I THINK! BY THE WAY, DO YOU KNOW THAT IT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO ARRANGE A COPYPARTY??? BOUNTY DID IT AND DIED... PROLOGIC DID LIKEWISE AND MOST RECENTLY -LIGHT- TOOK THEIR OWN LIFE AFTER ARRANGING THE LOWLIFE '91 TOGETHER WITH -STATIC BYTES- HMMM ... SCARY STUFF, EH? I WONDER WHO'S NEXT... IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'VE BECOME RATHER PRODUCTIVE LATELY. WE HAVE RELEASED 2 PRODUCTIONS IN THE LAST MONTH ... -DELIRIUM- AND THE PARTYSLIDE ... AND NOW THIS MUSICSELECTOR! IN THE NEXT MONTH OR SO, YOU'LL SEE SOME INTROS AND ANOTHER -FABULOUS- MUSICDISK! SOMETHING WILL ALSO BE READY FOR THE PARTY IN AARS... BE SURE OF THAT! ...HMMMM... WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I WRITE? JO! DENNE MUSIK SELEKTOR ER FAKTISK BARE ET FRAGMENT AF JERES IMAGINAERE FANTASI... I VIRKELIGHEDEN KOMMER DEN FOERST OM 14 DAGE!!! HEHE! WELL... MY PART OF THE SCROLL EXCEEDED 4000 BYTES, SO I'D BETTER QUIT SOON... DER SKULLE JO OGSAA GERNE VAERE PLADS TIL MUSIKKEN! TIME FOR SOME MESSAGES FROM -QUACKBUSTER- ... SLAMMER OF REDNEX ... JEG TROR, AT DU HAR ET EGO PROBLEM! HVORDAN GAAR DET FORRESTEN MED DIN 3. AARS OPGAVE? TRYKKET LAEGGES PAA -AARS-, GET IT? STAY WEEEIRD! CYBERSONIK OF CULT ... STILL DRUNK??? JAFFA OF ??? ... SO! HAVE YOU JOINED SKID ROW BY NOW??? DARYL OF TRSI ... NICE PAPERMAG INDEED! WHAT ABOUT RELEASING SOMETHING SOMEDAY? JONES OF REDNEX ... THIS ONE FITS YOU PERFECTLY... I'M HIP, I'M COOL ... I'M A WALKING FOOL! HEHE! CU IN AARS, MATE! SWANTTI OF MNS ... IS IT NICE IN -NICE-??? OCTOPLEX OF VISION ... WHERE ARE YOU? VULCAN OF DUAL CREW ... KEEP UP THOSE COOL SENDINGS! MEGA MADNESS ... YES, INDEED YOU ARE! CONQUEST OF SILENTS ... I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOUR GREAT DEMOS IN AARS! SEE YOU THERE, MATE! KRUEGER OF KEFRENS ... YEAH! HVAD MED -SUMMIT '92- ??? AIRWALK OF REDNEX ... VI MAA HAVE EN MATCH ENGANG! TUBORG OF ??? ... JA, SAA BLEV DEN ENDELIG FAERDIG! DO YOU LIKE IT??? I HOPE SO... FRED OF AGILE ... NICE PUMATRACKER! DID YOU DO THE MUSIC FOR -TOKI- ??? WARHEAD OF PANIC ... NICE PARTYDEMO, MATE! WSA OF REDNEX ... SKAL DU SNART KLIPPES??? ZAPOTEK ... ARE YOU COMING TO THE PARTY IN AARS! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE! MR. BITE OF TEF ... I FINALLY GOT MYSELF TOGETHER TO SEND SOMETHING TO YOU! ENJOY!!! DEXTER AND HIPSHIT - OUPS, HIPSHOT! - OF VOICE ... SEND ME SOME MORE MODULES! KEEP COOL! OMEGA OF REBELS ... HEY! YOU SEEM TO BE LAZY AT THE MOMENT! ENJOY THIS DISK! MAC OF TEK ... HI MATE! I JUST LOVE YOUR STICKERS! MORTEN ANDERSEN ... IT'S FINALLY HERE! ENJOY! THE LOWLIFE STAFF ... HEY GUYS! THANX FOR HELPING US OUT AT THE PARTY! STAY NUTS AND ENJOY THIS! JANITOR OF REBELS ... HA! NO MESSAGE FOR YOU! NO MORE MESSAGES FROM QUACKBUSTER! ONE LAST THING THOUGH! GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES FOREVER! QUACKBUSTER IS FADING AWAY! KAN I HYGGE JER TIL VI SES I AARS...