Well, now we are here again. Another GREAT party. Is it the TSL and RSI ? Is it the AMEGA ? NO ... It is... the incredible the unbelievable the adorable the fantastic LOWLIFE 91 arranged in Silkeborg, Denmark by Quackbuster of Static Bytes and Tuborg and Lunatic of Light Right now you are looking at some words of boredom raytraced by HAWKEYE and Christian Estrup of STATIC BYTES... 4 sure the laziest group in Denmark... Well, there seems to be just about nothing to write about this party Disco Leif 3 will, as usual, be delayed till later on... WAIT... What do you say Buck ??? It will be finished ??? I do not believe any of that stuff... Disco Leif 3 has now for some time been the most delayed product ever not to be released, so that sure sounds incredible... Hacking in on the two others personal scroll is Cutcreator (cutting tunes with his scissorhands)... underligt... yupiejonas says boom..... Well now i am at it i would like to tell you a littlebit about this party. Colaen er fanme dyr. I just hate to be a gate keeper, it is so irritating to squeeze small iron clips for about two hours, and the fact that people came more than two hours too late did not make it any better. Well... now i am sitting here writing scroll trying to come up with a good idea..... year.. i have got it.... turn away if you are easely scared.... my phono number : +45 86 29 24 39 (.....) oreut call me if you want to know what this means. Or if you do not have a phone write me at this address : Allan Kirkeby, Froekaerparken 37, 8320 Maarslet, Denmark.... jaaeee og hvis du ikke fik det hele med maa du jo se hele dentroen igen.... The basket ball basket looks to me like a bbb. I am getting really tired now but i have no time to sleep cause yupiejonas siger bom. I need a toilet.. argh. a toilet fast .... now HAWKEYE has taken over PANG SMASH not any more... the coder of this pentro (PisseDentro), CHRISTIAN ESTRUP, is back, coz I wanna send some messages to some friends around our continent... ACBS of RAM JAM... PERONI rules hope to see more nice prods from U soon ZOZO of MAJIC 12... Ray of Hope 2 was GREAT, perhaps the code could be more advanced, (but nice plasma) but the gfx and was BRILLIANT... Keep up the good work THE CYBER PIRATE of CYTAX... I have not heard from U 4 a while... 2 busy editing (N)ICE ??? PHAZER of EXTREME... U have got the potential, go for it, pal... CORTO of ALLIANCE DESIGN of QUARTEX... VERY nice prods, when will you release a new BIG demo ??? GULLY... I am looking 4ward 2 C DM4.0 And now, as HAWKEYE seems to be overwhelmed by ideas of stuff 2 write about, I will end this session by sending some thanx 2 some people whose help or pure existance sure hell makes life better than death... All members of STATIC BYTES Gabriela Sabatini Jennifer Capriati Isabella Miehe Renard Nina Klinker Joergensen Line Baun Danielsen Julia Roberts (The Fallen) Madonna (with the big boobies) signing off is Christian Estrup...... The keyboard will now be handed over to your own expert on updating Amigas with extra buttons... HAWKEYE...... Hey Hey Hey, it is I Hawkeye (the ABSOLUTTE mainswapper in StB, hey Kloakbuster) As nobody has introduced our new member yet, i will have to do it !!! His name is Sonny and he is a graphician. Right now he is making a startuplogo for this demo (you have seen it at this point) In this hall were we are sitting the following groups are located: Direct, Anarchy, Flash Prod., Quartex, Rebels, Copyride, Amaze, The guru of Oz, Cult, Brainstorm, Upfront, Light, Codex, Mirror, Majic 12, Rednex, Syntax Error, Silents, TEK, Koedsovs, The fat mens organization, Aero, Bastards Shadow Worlds and some others which we can not see from here (then ofcoz we are also here). In the 2nd hall there are: Deadlock, Triangle, Kefrens, Anarchy, Alpha Centauri and apart from that, we have alsol confirmed the precense of: Purple Cleenex, Psytropy, Dynax, The foundation, Capital, The Brianz, Pyramid, Unity, Palace, The dudes, Bacteria, The Wave, Menace, Total Corruptions, The goonies, Android, Univega, Riders of Rohan, The guru of meditation, Technoir, Converters, Amigapower, Gods, Johns Isforsyning......................................... Forthcomming product from Static Bytes: DISCO LEIF 3 (maybe someday it will be finished !!!), Lowlife Partyslide (will be released a week after this party !!!), Cutcreators Cutcreatred Cutcreations (we inshort it CCC ! It will contain Cutcreators Cutcreated Cutcreations !!!), Nintro (this is a Ninn Hansen intro, with some pictures of Ninn andnoget synkroniseret tale med nogle tamilere !!!), Vandtro (with digitized pics of the very life in a waterhole, eller var det en soe), Another pentro (PISSEDENTRO 2), nitro (a VERY mindBLASTING piece of art), Natro (GO NAT !!!), Gudtro (Only for holy people), Distro (the intro for disco leif 3 which maybe will be released someday (the year 2005), endtro (HAWKEYE and CUTCREATOR are out) Vorses hoved er i stykker (citat John Doe, 29.09.91 02.00) Jeg kan naa at sige to citater kl 2 (citat John Doe, der lige har fundet ud af at der er noget der hedder sommer og vintertid). ABSOLUTE END !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hi there Playboy at the keys. I would like to send out some greetings and messages to my very best frieds in the scene... To Rioter of Equinox.. Hi there Johan, your new demo is VERY nice, keep up the good work. I really hope to see you at the Rebels and Quartex new years conference, also sorry for not youknowwhat !!!.... To Fast Eddie of Archaos.. Hi there Ed, thanks for always sending such nice tapes to me, they are really appreciated. It is cool that your finger is OK again!! I will try to call you soon!!! I will probably be going to the UK next summer or atumn I hope I will be able to visit you then, anyway keep up the nice tapes, the cool phonecalls and the long letters!!.... To Ice Lord of Direct.. Yo Ho Michael I am really glad we turned out to be friends after that little misunderstanding in the beginning, anyway thanks for always writing such long and cool letters and. I really hope to meet you soon so I will be able to kick your but in Kick Off.... To Zonic of Amaze.. Cowabunga Per turtles might be lame in reality, but they sure are quite funny on films!!! Anyway do not stop sending crap it is always fun to get letters from you, keep it that way!!.... To Strike of Frantic D.. Whohigunahajahi Sven too bad that you wont be at the lowlife, I really hope that youll be at the QTX,TSL and Anarchy party. Anyway thanks for always sending those long and funky letters, keep in touch old mate.... To Clairvoyant of Toxic Track.. only a short message to you pal.. May the spirit of Mu Mu be with you.... Number 5 og Digital.. Long time no hear, I havent heard from you since you asked me to youknowwhat, I hope you are not too upset that I didnt!!.... To The Pride of Flash Production.. You had better come to the Lowlife or else... (I wont show you any nasties, PROMISE!!!).... To Krest of Rebels.. I hope we can continue writing letters cos always remember it is not the stuff but the friendship that counts. END OF MESSAGES To all of you who werent mentioned dont take it too hard these were only very few specials. WELCOME TO THIS STATIC BYTES PRODUCTION... IT WAS RELEASED ON THE 29TH SEPTEMBER 1991 AT THE LOWLIFE 91 IN SILKEBORG, DENMARK... REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN EXIT EVERY PART IN THIS PENTRO (EXPLANATION WILL FOLLOW..) BY PRESSING THE LEFT MOUSEBUTTON NOW IN THIS ONE PIXEL 5 BITPLANE SINESCROLLER LETS TAKE A LOOK AT THE CREDITS CODING BY CHRISTIAN ESTRUP OF STATIC BYTES GRAPHICS BY TMB DESIGNS EXCEPT FOR THE STATIC BYTES LOGO WHICH WAS DRAWN BY SONNY OF STATIC BYTES MUSIC BY CUTCREATOR OF STATIC BYTES TMB DESIGNS WOULD LIKE TO MENTION THAT HE DOES NOT LIKE THE WEIRD PICTURES WHICH SURROUND THIS SCROLLER FURTHERMORE HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH TIME TO DRAW THE INTRODUCTION PICTURE, SO THAT IS WHY IT IS ONLY GREAT AND NOT SUPERB IF ANY GRAPHIC ARTISTS WOULD LIKE TO SWAP WITH HIM, YOU CAN CONTACT HIM AT THIS ADDRESS.. TORE BLYSTAD TORBJORN HORNKLOVES GT 19 A 4010 STAVANGER NORWAY TO CONTACT THE CODER OF THIS PENTRO (PISSEDENTRO) WRITE TO.. CHRISTIAN ESTRUP TORNEVANGSVEJ 5 B 3460 BIRKEROD DENMARK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SWAP WITH STATIC BYTES, YOU SHOULD WRITE TO HAWKEYE LANGELANDSVEJ 1 A 7400 HERNING DENMARK OR QUACKBUSTER RASMUS HOUGAARD GULDBERGSGADE 6 8600 SILKEBORG DENMARK OR PLAYBOY BOX 121 8850 BJERRINGBRO DENMARK REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD CONTINUE TO THE NEXT PART BY USING THE LEFT MOUSEBUTTON.. WELL, DO SO NOW, COZ THIS SCROLLER WILL NOW RESTART.... STATIC BYTES SEND THEIR GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS AND PERSONS ABSENCE ACME ACTION ADDONIC ADEPT AGILE ALLIANCE DESIGN OF QUARTEX ALPHA FLIGHT AMAZE AMONIA ANARCHY ANIMATORS ANTHROX ARCANE ARCHAOS ARTEMIS ATLAN AURORA BASTARDS BRAINSTORM BRONX CAVE CINEFEX DESIGN COMA COMPLEX CRUSADERS CRYPTOBURNERS CULT CYCRON CYTAX DMOB DTECT DECADE DEFCON ONE DESIRE DEXION DICTATORS DIGITAL DIRECT DUAL CREW DYNAX ECSTASY ENERGY EQUINOX EXOTIC MEN EXTREME FALCONS FLASH PRODUCTIONS DK FRANTIC GERMANY HYPNOSIS IRIS IT ITALIAN BAD BOYS KEFRENS LEVEL 4 LIGHT MAJIC 12 MEAN MACHINE MEGA MADNESS MIDNIGHTSUN MILKSHAKE NETWORK NORTHSTAR NOXIOUS PALACE PANIC PHENOMENA PIRATES PRIME PROLOGIC PURE METAL CODERS QUARTEX RAM JAM REBELS TRISTAR AND RED SECTOR INC REDNEX RELAX ROYAL AMIGA FORCE SWEDEN SAVAGE SCOOPEX SCRAPERS SHADOWS SILENTS SLIPSTREAM SOCIETY SPIRIT SPREADPOINT SYMBIOSIS TENSION THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS THE SPECIAL BROTHERS THEM TOXIC TRACK UNDERTAKER UTOPIA VEGA VIOLENCE VISION VOGUE VOICE WIZZCAT AND NO MORE