DJ.    DISCOLEIF              FROM STATIC BYTES    STRIKES YOU WITH HIS GREATEST HITS VOL.1    (VOL.2 AND 3 WILL BE RELEASED LATER ON THIS COPY PARTY (RSI AND TSL 29.6.90))   CREDITS COMMING UP        ALL MUSIC COMPOSED BY ME (DJ.DISCO LEIF)  ALL GRAPHICS BY DJ.DISCO LEIF (YES I MADE THE GIRLY GIRL!)     CODING DONE BY TIMER           THIS DISK CONTAINS SOME DANISH MIXES BUT VOL.2 AND 3 WILL BE MORE "NORMAL"  SO CHECK EM OUT!!   THIS IS MY FIRST WORK IN STATIC BYTES  GOODBYE TO XSCIENCE AND LAMEX (SORRY LATEX) LIFE IS HARD AND THEN YOU DIE! (DEMPSY)   WELLL.....   LET ME TELL YA ALL HOW YOU CAN MAKE GREAT MIXES LIKE I DO!...   1. TAKE YOUR PARENTS RECORD PLAYER!      2. TEAR THE RUBBER DISC OFF!        2. WOOOPS   3. PUT 2 LITRES OF MOTOR OIL ON THE RECORD PLAYER         4. NOW YOU ARE READY TO MAKE "AMERICAN OIL SCRATZ" (GREAT OR WHAT!)..       5. PULL AND PUSH YOUR SELECTED RECORD AND SOME FUNNY SOUNDS WILL     BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST              CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! THATS ALL FOR NOW!   BUT IN VOL. 2  I WILL TELL HOW TO MAKE  "TRANSFORMER SCRATZ"   STAY COOL UNTILL THEN!    DJ. DISCO LEIF OF STATIC BYTES SIGNING OFF..                                SIGNING ON!    YES I AM BACK!! AND NOW I WILL TELL YA ALL SOME  SOME... SOMEEEE  EEHH...   YES I WILL TELL SOMETHING ABOUT MY MODULES     "THE MUSLIM MIX"   THIS WAS MY FIRST REAL MIX  NOMALY I DONT RIP SAMPLES BUT IN MUSLIM MIX I HAVE RIPED TWO "YYRRK" IT WAS THE OLD "IT BEGAN IN ..."   IN THE TWO OTHER MIXES I HAVE N O T! RIPPED!    NOW I HAVE SOME MESSSES   EKKY THE ONE (HEY! THIS PLAYER IS COOL   SEE YOU IN 3 WEEKS!)   CRUNCH (ALONE NOW!  BUT I WILL DRAW YOUR LOGO SOON!) POIZON OF SPYRANHAZ (YOUR TV 1000 STUFF IS SOON FINIHSED!)          DJ. DISCO LEIF SIGNING OFF FOR REAL!  ( REMEMBER TO CHECK OUT  VOL. 2  AND  VOL. 3 )          "PORNO"