The freaks are beginning to show up!!                
Some members from Static Bytes and Light at the entrance.                
Some members of Symbiosis fooling around inside an A2000!!!                
Jesus of The Foundation shooting some VHS!!                
Some Rednex members and Quackbuster of Static Bytes.                
Members of Triangle.                
!!Hi Mom!!                
A little overview!!                
Icronite of Anarchy, Seen of Quartex, Gonzo of Flash and Paleface of Quartex.                
A member of The Guru of Oz!!!                
Playboy of Static Bytes with his morning hair!!                
Gonzo of Flash sleeping like a baby!!                
John Doe of Static Bytes the solder master.                
A sleeping member of FMO (Fat Mens Organisation)                
The classic sleeping position of a true Amiga Freak!!                
Free and John Doe of Static Bytes on the Slide!!!                
Playboy's balls just bumped into a roadsign!!                
The fountains in the lakes of Silkeborg!!                
Acidman alias Free of Static Bytes.                
Estrup of Static Bytes taking a nap!!                
The freaks are lining up for the demo competition!!                
All the Light members present at the party except Lunatic!!                
The main entrance!!                
Sonny of Static Bytes sleeping.                
Members of Amiga Power and The Brianz.                
Winners of the democomp XX and XX of Light, Gonzo of Flash, Paleface of Quartex.                
All the Static Bytes members present at the party. Left to right: Sonny, Cutcreator, Estrup, Free, Hawkeye, Quackbuster, Playboy, Howard, Buck and John Doe!!                
750 empty bottles!!                
Tuborg of Light and Quackbuster of Static Bytes, two of the main men behind the party!!                



Static Bytes has returned to terrorize your Amigas with another little production. This time we give you... The LOWLIFE 91 Slideshow    Use right mousebutton for next picture and left mousebutton for previous picture. When you're fed up with that, you can read about 12 KB of text down here.    First some credits    Pictures taken by Playboy of Static Bytes    Digitizing by Tom of Nasa Soft and Video (Thanks)    Code (?) By Estrup of Static Bytes   Logo by Cutcreator of Static Bytes    This font by TMB Designs (Thanx pal)    Small font by Estrup of Static Bytes    And the incredible music you're listening to, called 'Glimmerheart', was composed by Cutcreator of Static Bytes...    Finally, all scrolltext was edited by Estrup of Static Bytes (That mainly consisted of correcting all Playboy's spelling mistakes!!!)    Well, now Hawkeye wants to say a few words, so here you go...     Hey, this is Hawkeye of Static Bytes interrupting your machine... No, this time I won't tell you about our futureplans. This time I'll just send some small partygreetings to all I met on Lowlife...Gargoyle of Aero...Hope you soon will finish that little routine you promised to make...Quarterman of Majic 12 DK...Nice to speak to you again...Tama of Anarchy DK...Finally we met, I hope you, when you read this, have recieved the diagram...John of Direct...Finally you released a demo, quite nice I think. By the way, vil du ha den med.........Selvfoelgelig....Very inside...Fin of Copyride...Hope you will soon send me my cassette back, anyway nice to meet you...Lunatic of Light...Nice arranging...I think, nice database...I think...Vention of Kefrens...incredible I never met you when we were in Prologic, anyway, release some cool stuff soooon...Krueger of Kefrens...Yeah, nice demo from you, it deserved to win...RWO of Kefrens...I'll send you that videocassette very soon...Two members of Codex...Nice meeting you again, see ya on Saturday. By the way, our musician said that if you wanted music, he would just make some...Skywolf and Silverthorn...Hope you both will find a group to join soon...Some members of Los Amigos...Very nice of you, sitting in the door so another could sleep...Tuborg of Light...As said to Lunatic, very nice party, when will you release some more great modules...Sonny and Estrup of Static Bytes...Welcome to our team, nice logo, Sonny, nice pentro, Christian...Hmmm I cannot remember anybody else so sorry, as always, to those I forgot........Hawkeye is now leaving your monitor, don't cry, so see ya at the Rebels, Anarchy and Quartex party.....        Back on stage is Estrup with some small messages to my friends and contacts in the scenario... Buck of STB... Let's make a hit, OK ?    Cutcreator of STB... I LOVE this tune, you sure are a great musician    Quackbuster of STB... Nice party, too bad there was another one at the same time (The Razor party)    Hawkeye of STB (The Amiga surgeon)... Nice Amiga of yours, and thanx for trying to expand mine a bit    Playboy of STB... When will you send me those CD drives, you promised me ?    The rest of STB... Nice meeting you all, and sorry for that Grimtro of mine    The Cyber Pirate of Cytax... I can't wait to see that interview, you know    ACBS of Ram Jam... Nice preview, hope the final result will live up to it    Phazer of Extreme... Hope you enjoyed my Pentro as much as I didn't enjoy making it (and releasing it)    Zozo of Majic 12... I'm dying to see Ray of Hope 3 and the new Top Secret    Vention of Kefrens... Hope you liked all the 128 lines (hehe). If you're nice, I'll ONLY make 256 next time    Krueger of Kefrens... Nice meeting you again, hope to see some nice PyramidePacks (or something) from you soon    Djenghis Khan of Kaos... Hi Jon, how the hell could you do a 225 page paper ??? Anyway, hope to see (or hear) some nice prods from you soon    Spyro of exKefrens... Yeah, let's make something for the party in Aars. Nice gfx of yours, by the way    The (TV Star) Spy of Crionics... 'A copyparty is a big party where the girls are replaced by computers' ??? Well, you could say so, anyway, hope to see you in Aars, as you obviously weren't present in Silkeborg    End of messages from Estrup. Now Playboy would like to talk shit about a little partyreport, and so be it    I arrived to the lovely town of Silkeborg at around 15.30 Friday afternoon. I had to walk a little, because the bus didn't stop by the school. But soon my eyes caught sight of a sign saying Lowlife '91 512 meters (actually this was not true, because we measured it later to be exactly 817.5 meters)....  Well, I finally arrived at the partyplace. Before I had time to carry my stuff inside, Tuborg of Light said that I should go along with Lunatic (also Light) to get some tables, and so we did...  After more than one hour of lifting tables and chairs on and off a trailer, we were finally done. Then the visitors started to show up. 310 people had announced their presence, but only around 250 actually showed up. Then after a while I went to the pizza supplier across the street (they probably had the sale of the decade) to get something to eat, and after that I sat down at the entrance for some hours. The party place consisted of one main room and two smaller ones . The main room was totally filled and at around 2 Friday night we had to call an electrician to avoid power blackouts. At that time our new gfx man Sonny and I borrowed a digitiser from some other freaks, and then we digitised a lot of pictures from Sonnys video camera. Then I went to sleep for about 4 hours, because nothing much happened at that time. When I got up, I found John Doe of Static Bytes in the process of repairing Hawkeyes mouse. He used his feet to hold the mouse, and both hands were used for soldering (I think you will find a picture of that somewhere above). That day passed very quickly doing nothing but jerking around and meeting people. Saturday night we (Howard, John Doe, Free and me) checked out the city of Silkeborg. First we found a grill where we used a lot of money on the pinball machine. John Doe had the best score of the night with around 24 million points (lucky bastard), I came in second with aprox 9 mio. Free and Howard came in 3rd and 4th... The bitches in the grill were pretty horney, but they were quite ugly, so I didn't do anything about it. On our way back to the car my balls had a quite nasty collision with a road sign, and after that we decided to go back to the party place. After only a few minutes there, we (Howard, Free, Sonny and me) drove off again. We shot some video and went for a walk in the town. After that we cruised by a disco some times to see if any good looking bitches were around, but since there didn't seem to be any, we went back to the partyplace again. After we had dressed up we (Free and me) went to a disco called Bodisque or something like that. There we met Krueger and Vention of Kefrens and we boozed for a while and listened to the music. The disco was quite cool, but it was too crowded, and we decided to find another one. After walking around for a while we went to a club called Sams Bar. That place was rather cool, and the music was also rather good. There we boozed some more and ate some toasts. After a while we decided that it was time to go back to the partyplace. We went outside to see if we could get hold off a taxi, but that was almost impossible, and even the cabs with the free sign lit didn't stop. Well, we had no choice, we had to walk around 3 kilometers back to the party. Only a few hours after our return it was time for the demo competition to take place. We were rather disappointed by the number of competing demos, but there was really nothing we could do about it. To everyones surprise(??), Kefrens were voted no. 1 and recieved the 1st prize of 4000 DKR and 2000 DKR worth of software. The 2nd place was really tight.. The coop demo from Flash and Quartex beat the demo from Light by only 1 lousy point. The 2nd prize was 2000 DKR and 1000 DKR worth of software, and the 3rd prize was 1000 DKR and 500 DKR worth of software. Well after some time the freaks began to leave, and we started to clean up the mess. It took us almost 6 hours to clean the whole shit up, but when we were finished, the whole school was neat and tidy.  All in all I think that it was a rather funny party. The only thing to be said was, that too few demos competed in the competition, but apart from that I think that everyone there had a really great time..... Well enough about the party, now I (still Playboy) will throw out some fast greetings and messages to some of my friends in and outside the scene... To Ice Lord of Direct   Congratulations on your birthday the 10th of October. Have a nice day and let us hope for a new 3.5 eh!??  To Clairvoyant of Toxic Track   Hi there.. I will visit Germany next week, and I will probably call you if I can find your phone number somewhere in my papers, otherwise I will have to come and visit you..  To Krest of Rebels   Hi Mik, I hope we can still swap cool letters and trash!!  To Rioter of Equinox   Well not much to say to you Johan, just keep up the good work and don't stop sending those long and funky letters.  To Sander van der Berg   Thanks for the ultra cool tape you sent me. I'm really sorry about the delay, but as you know, techno music is very hard to get here in DK. To Milkshake of Anarchy   It was really nice finally to meet you at the Lowlife. Would you like to swap musictapes aswell???  To Krueger of Kefrens   Nice to see you again at the Lowlife. I suppose the next time will be in Aars!!!  To Vention of Kefrens   Thanks for voting for us in the demo comp. We really needed it!!!! Anyway I'll see you in Aars!!!  To Fast Eddie of Archaos   Thanks for drawing that logo for us. I don't know if it will be on this slide (It won't. Ed) but otherwise we'll use it next time. Also feel free to send me a picture for the gfx competition at the Xmas party!!! By the way, I will enter your masturbating competition and I will send you some articles for your mag!!!  To Tuborg of Light    Remember to write that article about, you know what...  To Lunatic of Light   Good thing you're back on your feet. You didn't look too good during the party!!!  To Strike of Frantic   I will call you some time next week!!!  To The Pride of Flash Prod.   GGGRRRRRRRRHHHHAAAAAWWWW!!!! Yes, I am an animal, and yes, I will eat you if you don't show your but in Aars!!!!  To Brick of Brick's Music Factory   Sorry for not sending any tapes to you lately, but I will probably send you one really soon!!!!  Finally a greet to all members of Static Bytes, especially the ones present at the party. To Buck.. See you on the 7th of december!!!!  Sorry, no more messages this time... Well, I had better end my part of this scroll if Christian is going to make it run on 512 KB (I'm not. Ed)... As a final word, I would like to say, that if any of you cool people out there would like to contact me for swapping cool stuff, music tapes (rap, techno etc...) (That's not music. Ed), then you should write to me at this adress (no illegal stuff and no faked stamps)  Static Bytes  Mads Pedersen  Skolegade 3  8850 Bjerringbro  Denmark    Of course only friendship swapping and no lamers    You could also try to give me a call (evenings only) (45) 86 68 28 28  Ask for Mads!!! Well, I will not bore you any longer, so until next time..... Playboy of Static Bytes signing off !!!! (About time. Ed)        Estrup back... But this must be enough for this time. See you all in another Static Bytes production. 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