THE COW-BOY DEMO JOHN D. LITH WALKED ON THE TRACK. HE WAS TIRED 'COZ HE CAME BACK FROM A LONG CHASE AFTER A FUCKIN' OUTLAW NAMED HENRY ESSTEASHIT. YOU'VE GUESSED, JOHN WAS AN HUNTERMAN; HE HUNTS OUTLAWS. SUDDENLY, HE SAW A LITTLE PIECE OF PAPER ON THE FLOOR. HE TOOK IT AND READ IT : " HELLO PEOPLE OF AMIGATOWN, THE SYNTAX ERROR'S WILL RELEASE IN YOUR GOOD TOWN THEIR FABULOUS COW-BOY DEMO, THE 1ST AUGUST. YOU'RE WELCOMED TO THIS MASTERPIECE ! " MAYBE IT WILL BE COOL, JOHN THOUGHT. YES, I'LL GO TO THIS. HE TURNED THE PAPER AND CONTINUED TO READ : " THE CREDITS GO TO : FOR CODE SAN DIEGO ( AFTER ONE WEEK OF HARD WORK ( = 5,50 METERS WHEN WE PRINTED THE SOURCE !!!")) , FOR THE COW BOY BLACK PANTHER , FOR THE MUSAK SOACH ( THIS TIME THE MUSIC IS CALLED BROTHER JO ) . ALL THE TROOP WILL BE AT THE RENDEZ-VOUS, IE : SAN DIEGO, SOACH, BLACK PANTHER AND SWOL. " NOW, JOHN D. LITH WAS CONVINCED, HE' LL GO TO THE COW-BOY DEMO. AFTER AN HOUR OF HARD WALK, HE ARRIVED TO AMIGATOWN, TOOK A ROOM IN THE SALOON OF THE TOWN AND SLEEPED. THE NEXT DAY ARRIVED QUICKLY. YEEAAAH, I'M GOING TO THE COW-BOY DEMO TODAY, JOHN THOUGHT. HE WAKED UP AND WENT IN THE STREET OF AMIGATOWN. SUDDENLY, HIS EYES STOPPED IN FRONT OF A PLACARD. IT WAS WRITTEN : " WANTED !!! WANTED !!! A CODER !!! IF YOU ARE A LONESONE CODER ( OR SIMPLY A CODER ) AND IF U WOULD LIKE JOIN A GROUP, CONTACT SYNTAX ERROR ! WE NEED A CODER 'COZ OUR CODER SAN DIEGO GOES IN AN UNIVERSITY THIS YEAR AND HE WON'T HAVE TIME TO RELEASE MANY PRODUCTS !!! SO, CONTACT US LONESONE CODER !!! THE ADDRESS IS : SOACH 4, RUE GABRIEL PERI 69450 SAINT CYR AU MONT D'OR FRANCE " IT WAS WRITTEN IN LITTLE FONT : " THIS ADDRESS IS AVAILABLE FOR LEGAL SWAPPING TOO. " AFTER THIS, JOHN D. LITH WENT TO THE SHOW. THIS ONE WAS UNBELIEVABLE. JOHN WAS HAPPY BUT HE NOTICED ONE THING : THE PUFF. FOR EXAMPLE, THE SYNTAX ERROR'S SAID DURING A LONG TIME A THING THEY CALL THE GREETINGS... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE ? WELL, HERE THEY ARE. SO, NOW HERE'RE THE MAXI-ULTRA-GIGA-SYNTAX-GREETZ AND SOME MESSAGES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER TO : ABNORMAL ( HI ANDY ! ) w CAVE ( HI RARE ! ) w CULT ( HI HERPES 2000 ! ) w CYCLON B. ( HI TRIPPER ! WHAT DO YOU DO ? SEND BACK DISKS !!! ) w DOXOS ( HI OPTIMA ! ) w ELITE INC. ( HI ELMMSTER OF ARCANA DIVISION, THANX FOR CONTACTING ME !!! ) w MEDIATOR ( HI BALLBREAKER ! REMARQUE LES PROGRES DE SAN DIEGO ! ) w SCS CREW ( HI RAF ! ) w SUN CONNECTION ( HI eee GERONYMHO eee ! YOU'VE LUCK THAT OUR COW-BOY LIKE THE INDIANS !!! ) w SYNERGY ( HI DARK KNIGHT ! ) w OTHER HELLOS ARE FLYING TO : ( NO ORDER ) DSK w RAIGHE w RICHKARD w PROXIMA ( SALUT CAP HORN ! ) w STUKA w DRAGON w THUNDERBIRD w ZLIKA w PAKOU w GDB w NTM ( NO WIND, NO WAWE, NO FUTURE !!! ) w EL FAKIR w CRACK f w OK, THAT'S ALL FOR THIS STORY. I HOPE IT ENJOYS YOU 'COZ IT WASN'T AN HABITUAL SCROLLY ! BEFORE WE QUIT US, HERE IS OUR CONTACT ADDRESS : SOACH 4, RUE GABRIEL PERI 69450 SAINT CYR AU MONT D'OR FRANCE CU LATER 4 MORE PRODUCTS FROM w SYNTAX ERROR w SIGNING OFF SOACH ON 1ST AUGUST 1990 BONJOUR CHEZ VOUS !!! SCROLL RESTARTS