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  Rumours from #1
by someone!

as appeared in acrylic weekly issue one.

....rumors!.. i can't tell you if these are true or not .. so make your own guess.. your guess is as good as anyone elses.

bob the janitor was recently FIRED from his position in the acid productions maintence crew. when asked about the forced resignation, rad man said, "well ever since that cia guy (editor's note: it was napalm!) was caught spying in russia we've been kinda suspicous with bob. and the other day we found a direct communication line from our broom closet to the kremlin. bob denied everything, but eventually fessed up after we showed him all of the communist literature that he and the ex-acid chaffeur had stockpiled in the old acid limo."

mindcrime, president of blade productions and head of acidic modding, was recently arrested for running a major pornographic industry behind the blade productions front. atf and fbi officers stormed the home of mindcrime and found five hundred gigabytes of priest porn located in the alderaan sysop directory. mindcrime eventually confessed to the crime but stated, "im just the little guy, you won't believe what you'll see when you hack into succotash!"

#ansi channel op, thclone, is really a girl. it's also rumored that wendel is his illegitamate sister.

iced advertisments recently died as a result of it's main staff member, dos error, lost television and computer privaleges from his parents. the art group's main rival, asid productions rejoiced.

the emperor, head of fire's ascii division, recently was involved in a hit and run accident with acid and bleach legend, lord jazz (also known as oned.) the emperor was too busy changing cd's that he did not see oned in the middle of the street. oned suffered a concussion and a few scrapes. however, the emperor was commended by san diego police for his action. it appears the emperor hit oned as oned was stalking a little girl with his plastic vampire fangs.

pinion recieved a leg wound after cia music director, shrike, shot him in the leg after being turned down from phluid, acid's music division.

there is a fake picture of sodium floating around the internet. it is rumored that sodium.jpg is a fake.

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