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ABOUT NGF

We are a "as-much-as-possible" profit organization, wich profit by serious overpricing, and our celebrity customers who doesn't remember the concept of money.

We are based in a comfy, expensive apartment in Steigen, Norway. About XXX miles from nearest civilized town. (Sweden not counting).

In our organisation we are 3 employees:

- Steinar Baard Engevik a.k.a. Stoned (Overpaid boss. Drinks too much coffee and he fancy 13 year old females.)

- Rars Loar Sluggebur a.k.a. Lars Roar Uggerud. (Underpaid and owner of a lethal killer-rabbit.The little redhead works best when Steinar sits on top of him.)

- Iren Myhre a.k.a. Cheap (Enjoys sexual harrasment and works best on her back. Likes to crawl around on the floor and make funny nises. She is a substitute for our Pamela silicon import)

These people are the backbone of our multi-national cooperation.

We also have daughtercompanies in:
- Thailand
- Burma
- Peru
- Uzbekistan
- Sweden
- Iran
- Sibir

Together we are one BIG family!

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