Uniseks
by Alien Prophets.
(UniSeks, drugs & rock'n'roll)

   Gaia.c   
   Nudge.xm 
   Bizk.pkm 
   Jar.c    
   coffee Ephoy(__huge s›mdildo *s)
   {
     if(Ephoy.location == gaia.residens)
       if((Ephoy.fetch(Coffee) == ERROR) || (Kaffekande==Empty))
       {
         (angry_lynch_mob *)(Bizk+Gaia+Jar+Nudge)->fetch(weapons);
         Ephoy.location = Cementarray[row][column];
         return bodybag;
       }
       else
         Coders.Say("Godt klaret lille ven.");
     return coffee;
   }

200Mhz P1, 4Mb RAM, HD, SCR, SNDCRD, SPKRS, Luck, Etc.

      enjoy.