lions

"the lion is often reffered to as the king of the junkle. Not without reason though, the fakt remains that they are fastest, have the sharpest teeth and the most outstanding breath(!). Here in Russia, these animals are rare but it is said that that a famous explorer named Krutska once found they're sekret mating place. Unfortunately, Krutska never made it from there, and his last words were 'you may keep those 50 you owe me, Bernard'.

It is possible, though, to breed and tame these animals, just make sure they bring their toothbrush and use it everyday. Today, we sell lions fery sheep, special price for you my friend, only $175000!!"



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