"What do you do if your banana-supply is exceeded? What do you do if you need to paint with four pencils at the same time? what do you do if you are too klumsy to pick pockets? The answer is easy, buy a monkey! These animals kan teach about anything and are low-kost-kreatures. For each monkey you buy, you get a free "lirekasse", which really makes this buy a blasterdeal! Remember, do not go short on bananas.
Buy one today, only £25000 per monkey."