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SCP Jumper'97
 
5k 4th
 
 
Source attached
 
 

 
   For those who doesn't understand this intro, I will tell you the whole story. "...Once upon a time, on a cold morning in December, SCP got up and turned on his computer. He wanted to ß-test his friend's new software (because he was an ß tester), so he executed it. It begun running smoothly. After some music, a little ¶ icon appeared on the screen, which was strange, because the manual didn't write about it. 
-"Let's do something fun!" - said SCP to himself, and moved his mouse-bitten cursor to the ¶ icon, and shift-clicked on it. Some seconds later a virus was expanding in front of him, eating the program. 
-"Oh, s***! And I don't have any virus killer!" 
He stared at the monitor and smiled. The virus disappeared, and his favourite ¶ - calculator program showed on the screen. But the smile was soon gone. Fire burned ¶, and then a praetorian logo was rotating in 3D, greeting him. SCP screamed and fainted. The first snow fell. The hellish fire tried once more to burn, but it was set off by the cool snow. Finally, Santa Claus arrived, and brought joy to everybody, including poor SCP. " 

An interesting data: the source has 26(!) include files. 
It was stopped halfway at the compo, probably because the greetings under the rotating ¶.