|
FUTURE
PRODUCTS
In the near future,
we in NGF have a greate hope in completing the eigth wonder. We are on
our way of completing the first intelligent non-organic lifeorganism.
We call it "Intelliglue"(c). "Intelliglue"(c),
because it thinks and glues at the same time. This is one giant leap for
mandkind!
"Intelliglue"(c) reacts on your behavior
and temper, and glues in your pace. When your 13 year old daughter comes
home from a rave at 06:00am, you just look at the glue and "Intelleglue"
(c) catches your vibes. Then it mixes an aggressive
gluemixture and you can glue your daugther safely to her bed.
"INTELLIGLUE"
(c) FEATURES:
-
Multiplayer option
- Double arms
- An atomic brain
- Intelligent life
- Senses your feelings
- Glues your brain together
- REALLY increases network speed
- Glues you closer to your family
- All your friends will envy you
- It can shop and do your laundry
- The perfect maid and teacher
- BTW: Not that good lover ;(
|
|
To the top
|
|