WELCOME TO THE FIRST REALEASE FROM RAD:MAN.. AT THE MYSTIX EASTER PARTY IN CANBERRA.. THIS PART OF THE SCROLL TEXT IS GOING TO BE A QUICK ONE.. AS THERE IS TO BE A MAG.. CALLED.... ........PLAGAIRISE...........   THE BEST NEW PRODUCT TO COME OUT OF AUSTRALIA...WRITTEN BY IMPACT... ALSO TO BE REALEASED IS THE SECOND DEMO BY RAD:MAN CALLED.....>>>>>  DEMOLITION  <<<<<..... OHH DO YOU KNOW THAT CANBERRA IS THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE FUCKN WORLD????  BUT SEEING THE PORNOS HAVE STARTED THERE ARE LESS PEOPLE CODING ETC.. BUT WATCHING VIDEOS ...AND GOING TO THE MENS TOILET!!!!!  ( WHY??.. I DONT WANT TO KNOW!!!) OHH BY THE WAY   IF YOU DROP A 500 ON THE FLOOR AND DROP THE MONITOR ON TOP OF IT.. IT PUTS YOUR DRIVE OUT OF ALIGN.. FUNNY THAT...OHH HERE IS (NAME WITHHELD..)  WHATS UP DUDE??? BEEN WATCHING THE VIDEOS???.  I HOPE NOT I DONT WANT YOU NEAR ME.. HEHE  MAKES THE KEYBOARD MESSY.. BUT IT ISNT MY COMP THOUGH SO WHO REALLY CARES??  OHH WELL  THATS ENUFF SHIT FROM ME AND ON WITH THE SCROLL TEXT THAT WAS WRITTEN IN MELB...                      BY THE WAY  MEMBERS OF *ABILITY* INCLUDE:   ANALOGUE IMAGE,  AZARAK, BUTCHER, END, IMPACT, RAD:MAN AND XIPHOID .....           RAD:MAN SENDS GREETS TO (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)       .XAVIER,     DR.AWSOME,     TAL,       BYTE-FIGHTER,      CHRIS HAMES,     VISION BEYOND,     SWAMP ROACH,     CONDORE,     ALEX,     ....(BOBCAT?)     YOU'VE ALL BEEN A BIG INSPIRATION IN MY WORK.. THANKS !     AND NOW TO THE REAL WORLD.       I JUST SAW THE  'COPPER MASTER' DEMO BY ANGELS, AND I MUST ADMIT, THIS DEMO LOOKS PRETTY DISMAL IN COMPARISON, BUT WHAT THE HEY, IT'S MINE AT LEAST.    YEP, THAT BLOODY DEMO WAZ COOOOL !    HEY ANGELS,  ANSWER ME THIS,  WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO RUN OUT OF NEW IDEAS?.             NOW, TO CONTACTING ME,    IF YOU LIKE THIS DEMO AND WANT TO ENDORSE ME (TO FURTHER MY KNOWLEDGE),   THEN WRITE TO :       GET A PEN!  I'LL WAIT ..... DA, DA, DI, DA............DOT.......   :')  .....        A FEW INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THIS DEMO!      THE MUSIC YOUR HEARING, WAS CREATED BY  *ANALOGUE IMAGE*  OF ABILITY THERE ISN'T A HEAP OF CODE, USES HEAPS OF RASTER TIME FOR MUSIC, BUT USES MINIMAL MEMORY FOR COPPER-LIST (AS ALWAYS).           MY CODE.  TOO BAD I DIDN'T GET TO DO MY COPPER WOBBLE THING UNDER THE LOGO !...... JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL NEXT TIME!   ANYWAY, TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE AND GIVE  YOU  SOME TIME TO READ THE UNREAL TEXT WRITTEN BY *SWAMP ROACH*  IN THE BOTTOM SCROLLER.. THIS WILL BE A COMMON FEATURE IN ALL RAD:MAN PRODUCTIONS..( ALTHOUGH SWAMP ROACH ISN'T A MEMBER OF *ABILITY*, BUT HE'S A GREAT FREIND! )SO, LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT DEMO  ...    SIGNING OFF FOR NOW....       RAD:MAN  ..  .  .YES THIS IS XIPHOID OF ABILITY BACK ONCE MORE FOR ANOTHER DEMO.  WELL ABILITY HAS BEEN QUIET LATELY BUT THERE ARE MANY INTERESTING PROJECTS IN THE WORKS, SO WE WILL BE WORKING VERY HARD ON RELEASING THEM IN THE COMING MONTHS SO WATCH OUT!!!  AS YOU HAVE ALREADY PROBABLY BEEN TOLD THIS IS THE FIRST DEMO FROM RAD:MAN AND FOR A FIRST ATTEMPT WE ARE FAIRLY HAPPY.      I COLLECT DEMOS AND ARE LOOKING FOR DEMO TRADERS, THEREFORE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE WRITE TO:-   XIPHOID              G.P.O. BOX 3239GG              MELBOURNE 3000                  AUSTRALIA.  NOW WASN'T THAT SIMPLE..... HEY ANALOGUE I LOVE THIS MUSIC AND WOULD LIKE TO DO A MUSIC DISK IN THE NEAR FUTURE TO SHOW SHOW OFF YOUR TALLENT.          JOKE : WHAT IS TWO FEET HIGH AND SMOKES????                     IRAQ!!    HAHAHAHA     BY THE WAY IF IT HASN'T BEEN MENTIONED ABILITY IS LOOKING FOR MORE MODEM IMPORTERS, GRAPHIC ARTISTS AND MUSICIANS, SO IF YOU THINK YOU QUALIFY, WRITE TO US WITH A SAMPLE OF YOUR OWN ORIGINAL WORK (THAT MEANS YOU WROTE/DREW IT TOTALLY YOURSELF!!!!).                     I WANT TO NOW SAY SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES TO PEOPLES I KNOW.      HIYA LARS (GENOCIDE / HAVOC), WHERE IS YOUR BLACK LACY UNDERWARE YOU TALK SO FONDLY ABOUT IN YOUR DEMO??  WHAT ABOUT A DIGITIZED PICTURE???  (YUK!!!)  CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR IRAQ DEMO, BUT YOU BETTER GET IT FINISHED REALLY SOON.        MATT (JARRE / EX-ANGLES)  HEY WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU??  I KNOW YOU WANNA CONCERNTRATE ON THIS YEAR BUT WE SHOULD STILL KEEP IN TOUCH.   ARTHUR (CADDY / BETRAIL)  WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING??  EVERY TIME I TRY TO CALL YOU YOUR PHONE IS ENGAGED, EVEN WITHOUT EASYCALL THAT IS A MIGHTY BIG EFFORT. CALL SOON....              MARK (ZERO HOUR)  YOUR BBS IS GETTING COOL REVIEWS FROM EVERYONE KEEY UP THE GOOD WORK IN SUBURBIA.        CRAIG (GIZMO / PUNISHERS) I HAVEN'T CALLED YOU IN AGES COZ I LOST YOUR NUMBER, BUT CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SCROLLTEXT...          MATT (TOUCAN JONES) - KEEP THOSE COOL ONLINE GAMES RUNNING.            TIM (ASMODEUS) EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NEARLY OUT OF COMPUTERS, I THOUGH I'D STILL SAY HELLO!!        BRENDAN (CHROMIUM)  LOOK, YOU BUT TOO MUCH HARDWARE..  YOU MUST LIKE WORKING AT MC DONALDS TO BUY ALL THIS STUFF, ANYWAY DEMOLITION IS GOING WELL AND YOU SHOULD BE REALLY IMPRESSED.       ARTHUR    YOU ARE A BIT MIXED UP WITH YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC SOMETIMES BUT I'LL FORGIVE YOU.    SIMON (END / ABILITY)  WHO IS THE GIRL WITH HALF HER HAIR MISSING?????       BRAD (MIXER / PMP - MSM)  I THOUGH YOU NEEDED A FONT FROM ME BUT YOU HAVEN'T CALLED.  WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING..  HOPE TO SEE A DEMO FROM YOU SOON.        NICK (BUTCHER / ABILITY)  HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING GERMAN BEER AND GERMAN WOMEN, WRITE SOON..       STEVE (DRUID/ HAVOC )  IF YOU SPEND ONE MORE DAY TRYING TO DO USELESS  THINGS LIKE OPTIMIZING ALL YOUR SOUND TRACKER MODULE DISKS SO THERE IS 0 BYTES FREE, I THINK LARS WILL PROBABLY KILL YOU..     ANTHONEY DJ  KEEP UP THE GOOD MESSAGES ON ZEROS BOARD.         GEOFF (IMPACT / ABILITY)  HURRY BACK FROM CHINA, WE DO NEED THAT DISK MAG FINISHED.....            PETER (PUMPKIN POWER / MSM)   THAT 24 HOUR SCIENCE FICTION MARATHON WAS COOL, WE MUST GO AND SEE ANOTHER ONE SOON, I THINK THE FANTASY ONE IS ON SOON AT THE VALHALLA...  BE THERE!!!!         WARRICK (SILICON SPY)   HOW ARE THOSE HSTS GOING??  IS YOUR CAR STILL IN ONE PIECE (HEHEHE)        TTU    ISNT SCHOOL A BITCH. KEEP THOSE DEMOS COMING IN AND I'LL KEEP COPYING THEM.. SEEYA MAN (PROBABLY ON MONDAY!)               WELL THAT IS ABOUT ALL FROM ME SO UNTIL THE NEXT QUALITY ABILITY PRODUCTION    SEEYA!!                 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FOR MAIL TRADE WRITE TO                        AZARAK          
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                 YAWN          COUGH       SPLUTTER       SPLUTTER   ....          WHY WAS I WOKEN UP AT THIS TIME OF THE AFTERNOON??                       WELL RAD:MAN ?      
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d       WHAT ?    NOW YOU WANT ME TO TYPE SOME TEXT IN?                   
  SO, THE RADMAN TYPE PERSON WANTS ME TO FILL IN SOME MEMORY BY CREATING THIS SCROLL.   F@#%$# !                        I THINK I'LL
BE A NICE PERSON AND DO IT !  =                      OK, AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED, I AM THE PERSON THAT CALLS HIMSELF THE            *SWAMP ROACH*     


d      I CHOSE THAT NAME SIMPLY BECAUSE,  WHERE I LIVE  (IN -YARRAM-) , IS A SWAMP,  AND WE GET LOTSOF THOSE BLOODY COCKROACHES AROUND. 
      IT IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT KEEPING THE $%&*  DOWN TO A REASONABLE
LEVEL!!!!!!                    HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHERE  - YARRAM - IS?             'NOT ME!'  I HEAR YOU SAY. 
2 WELL THATS UNDERSTANDABLE   BECAUSE I GET LOST SOMTIMES GOING HOME MYSELF !            IT'S NOT ON ANY GLOBAL MAP,   BUT IF YOU GET A MAGNIFING GLASS AND AN ELECTRON MICROSCOPE,  YOU MIGHT JUST FIND IT IN    -VICTORIA-        
2 ABOUT 400 KM EAST OF -MELBOURNE-..AUSTRALIA...

F      YES! THAT DOT!      
2         AS THINGS ARE AT THE MOMENT,  I AM YARRAMS ONLY AMIGA OWNER. ( FROM A POPULATION OF ABOUT  1000. )             MIND YOU, YARRAMS POPULATION IS BIGGER THAN - WOODSIDE'S -   WHICH REQUIRES AN EXTRA LARGE DIVINING ROD TO FIND!!!!  ( POPULATION OF ABOUT 100 +- 20 !)                        NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHICH TOWN I LIVE IN,  WHY DON'T WE CRANK UP THE SENSETIVITY ON THE ELECTRON MICROSCOPE AND LOCATE A  PLACE CALLED - CARPENTER STREET - .   NOW!  IF YOU LOOK HARDER,  YOU WILL SEE AN EVEN SMALLER DOT CALLED A HOUSE,  AND AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THE NUMBER ON THE LETTER BOX IS     3 OR III (IF YOU ARE ROMAN).............       WELL THIS IS VERY INTERESTING,  BUT I THINK IT IS TIME TO FLIP THE CHANNEL TO ANOTHER STATION....      HMM..  IT'S A TYPICAL BBC PRODUCTION    'WATCH GRASS GROWING' 
2 BY I.M.BORD             AND THE CLASSIC,  'NODDY GOES TO TOWN'     
             FLIPPING CHANNELS ONCE MORE, WE FIND  NOTHING BUT STATIC......... AFTER 21 STATIONS OF BBC STATIC,  OUR EAR DRUMS BURST.....  SO,  WE DECIDE TO TURN THE SET OFF ALL TOGETHER.... AND WRITE ANOTHER DUMB SCROLL TEXT!!!!!!                       IN THE BEGINING THERE WAS THE KING OF ALL         ***  INTRO-FAKERS ***                  ADAM LEHMAN... 
dHE LIVED IN ---  TRUSCAN AVE ---,SALE   3850     VICTORIA,  AUSTRALIA        ( NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES! )     WELL, HE MADE AN INTRO-FAKE!!!           YES THIS INTRO-FAKE WAS THE BEST INTRO-FAKE IN THE WORLD,   AND MANY LAMERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ADMIRED HIM ( YES! ALL OF HIM !)... BUT,  WHEN HE WAS QUESTIONED ABOUT HIS INTRO,  HE FELL IN A HEAP AND REFUSED TO TALK TO 
ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH CODING.             IT WAS QUITE CLEAR THAT HE USED THE  *RSI/TRISTAR*  DEMOMAKER  (HI RSI/TRISTAR !)   TO CREATE HIS   'MASTER PIECE'.                BAD STORIES ASIDE,    FEEL FREE TO SEND ALL MANNER OF BAD THINGS TO -ADAM LEHMAN- AT THE PREVIOUSLY  MENTIONED ADDRESS,    WHAT!  YOU MISSED IT!?    WELL HERE IT IS AGAIN.....         ADAM LEHAM,    TRUSCAN AVE, SALE , VICTORIA,   AUSTRALIA.     
          NOW,   WE DO NOT,   ** IN ANYWAY ** CONDONE ---> BOMB THREATS,      
KIDNAPPING,     MURDER,     GRENADES,     HIGH POWER ELECTRICUTION, OR      
PROGRAMS THAT RUN ON AN AMIGA 1000!                    WELL,          I HAVE JUST SPENT A FULL HOUR WRITING THIS SCROLL TEXT, AND I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU NOW, TO TAKE UP ANOTHER OF MY FAVOURITE INTERESTS ( BUNGI JUMPING )    AND I WILL TYPE FOR YOU AGAIN WHEN
 MY OWN DEMO STARTS TO WORK ON AN  AMIGA  V1.2.....FUNNY THAT, THE ORIGINAL CODE WORKED PERFECTLY, AND THEN, ONE 
MYSTERIOUS DAY, IT TRASHED ITSELF -  AND LEFT ME HOLDING THE EMPY, 
AND VERY SCRAMBBLED DISK...... I WONDER WHO CAUSED THAT TO HAPPEN????      ANYWAY, BYE FOR NOW           - THE SWAMP ROACH -   
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