PRESENTS ------------------ THE ACME 1991 SLIDESHOW ------------------ PD-DISTRIBUTORS NEED PERMISSION FROM THE ACME HQ TO SELL THIS SHOW LILLVAGEN 10 19440 UPPL. VAESBY SWEDEN Maze's Intro to the Acme 1991 Slideshow SlideMenu AIRBRUSH MITHRANDIR APACHE AIRBRUSH CUTE MITHRANDIR DEATHVALLEY MITHRANDIR DESWENTURADO MITHRANDIR DRAGONS OF FLAMES MITHRANDIR FACES MITHRANDIR FRIENDSHIP MITHRANDIR I.C.E COVER 4 AIRBRUSH MY WET DREAM MITHRANDIR NEWSFLASH COVER 7 MITHRANDIR NEWSFLASH TITLE MITHRANDIR NINJA CHARLIE PALLADIN OF LIGHT CARNAIL PREDATOR MITHRANDIR TIGER-ATTACK MITHRANDIR VAMP MITHRANDIR ZINE MITHRANDIR ZINE WAS TO BE COV.9 MITHRANDIR THIS IS IT!! THE ACME 1991 SLIDESHOW HINT: DURING THE AUTOSHOW, RIGHT BUTTON MEANS BREAK... FIRST OF ALL A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO YOU ALL FROM MYSELF, MAZE OF ACME 1.DO NOT BLAME ALKMAN FOR THE COLOURS IN THE GREETINGS-ROUTINE. THEY ARE AN EXAMPLE OF MY DIVINE SUPERIORITY... 2.THANX TO THE MERRY BOYS OF FRANTIC, STARRAY AND MR.ROZZ FOR GIVING ME 'FIXSADDAM' AND 'LVR 3.01'. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THESE TWO AWESOME GUYS I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED THIS YEAR... 3.TO THE CREATOR OF THE 'SADDAM VIRUS': YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE CODER... PLEASE CONTACT ME... OK, SOON SOME INCOHERENT TEXT WRITTEN AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN, BUT FIRST A FEW KILOBYTES WRITTEN BY CLOROX (I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN MORE, BUT I'VE REWRITTEN THIS SCROLLTEXT THREE TIMES TONIGHT. ALL SAVES HAVE BEEN READ/WRITE ERRORS... (!!!NOT SADDAM!!!)) HI! THIS IS CLOROX OF ACME. IT'S HALF PAST 3 AND ABOUT 29 C HOT IT MY ROOM, OUTSIDE IT'S EVEN HOTTER. WE SHOULD HAVE RELEASED THIS SLIDESHOW AT THE PARTY IN PORSGRUNN. BUT THE FAMOUS SADDAM VIRUS INFECTED MAZE'S DISCS. SO WE DECIDED TO RELEASE THIS ONE LATER. WELL, THE PARTY WAS OK. WE HAD RENTED TWO CARS (GOLF) AND I WAS ONE OF THE DRIVERS. TOTALLY 1300 KILOMETERS OF DRIVING!! ANYWAY, IT WAS CHEAPER THEN GOING BY AEROPLANE OR TRAIN. BUT THE ROADS IN NORWAY ARE NOT IN THE BEST CONDITION. AND THEY HAVE TRAFFIC CAMERAS EVERYWHERE!!! SO WHEN YOU FOUND A GOOD, LONG, STRAIGHT ROAD TO OVERTAKE SOME CARS THEN YOU COULDN'T DO IT BECAUSE OF THOSE DAMN CAMERAS. YOU MAY NOT DRIVE MORE THEN 90 KM PER HOUR IN NORWAY. IN SWEDEN YOU MAY AT LEAST DRIVE UP TO 110 KM PER HOUR. WE DROVE 140 KM PER HOUR(HEHE!). YOU ARE PROBABLY BORED READING ABOUT MY DRIVING CRAP. SO LETS CONTINUE WITH THE PARTY. WHEN WE ARRIVED AT THE PARTY THEY HAD INCREASED THE PRICE FROM 80 TO 100 NKR. LUCKY US! DIDN'T THE INVITATION SAY THAT NOTHING WAS GOING TO BE CHANGED? THAT THIS PARTY WAS GOING TO BE JUST AS THE INVITATION SAID. AND WHAT ABOUT THOSE SPECIAL COMPETITIONS? CANCELED!!! WOW! READ MORE ABOUT IT IN MY ARTICLE IN I.C.E.!! NOW I WILL GO AND SUN-BATHE. WHO WILL CONTINUE? .... YO I BELIVE THAT'S ME. AIRBRUSH KICK THE KEYS FOR THE GALLERY. YEAH, BOIIIIIIE! KICK DA BALLISTIX, GEE! I'M FEELING TIRED AND FONKEE, BUT I STILL AM AN ENTERTAINER, SO THE SHOW MUST GO ON! NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT MAJIC 12. DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND YOU GET WHAT I WANT (?). THAT MEANS THEY GOT SOME GOOD-LOOKING GIRLS. I JUST WONDER WHAT THEY DO. PERHAPS THEY ARE FOR DOMESTICS AND SEX (I KNOW I WOULD USE THEM FOR IT!). I'M PARTICIPATING IN DA GFX-COMPO, AND HOPE TO WIN BIGNUM OF BUCKS!! OUR PAL GAMBLER ISN'T HERE 'CAUSE HE'S HOMESICK. ELSE HE WOULD MOAN ABOUT BLACK CATS. HE IS IN LOVE WITH JOOP...(KEEP IT SECRET) WELL, NOW I'LL SHOVE THE KEYS IN QUARTZ HST-FACE.... WHAT CAN I SAY... I AM MORE THAN TOUCHED BY THE SELECTED WORD OF YOURS...HAIRFLUSH :-) HMMM... TO THE HOTTIEES IN MAJIC 12 EMIGRATE EHE? (WANK,WANK) INFACT ALL NICE LOOKING CHICKS (IN NORWAY) ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CREATE A NEW BREED OF HUMAN SPICIES WITH THE *GUY*!! UNFUCKINGBELIVABLE HERE I AM SITTING AND (BURF!) EATING MY WEIGH IN PIZZAS.. AND TRYING TO BE FUNNIE!? WHAT CAN I SAY LOVE YA ALL! AND BEFORE I'M SIGNING OFF... >IF YA GOT THE CHANCE GET THE FUCK OUTAA HERE... NO, NO I AM HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME HERE.. THANKS PALS..FRIENDS..FELLOWS..GUYS..SOMEONE! SYSTEM OK - NO ERROR INSERT ACME-SLIDESHOW IN DF0: PLEASE WAIT - LOADING... DECRUNCHING Credits: Producer: MAZE Co-Producer: ALKMAN Project Leader: CLOROX Starring: MITHRANDIR AIRBRUSH CARNAIL CHARLIE "Illumination II" composed by ILLUMINATOR (former member) Responsible publisher CLOROX Menu, Logos & Fonts MITHRANDIR Messagefont: AUTHOR UNKOWN Distribution by AIRBRUSH BLISH CHARLIE CLOROX GAMBLER PUNISHER QUARTZ Members of ACME are AIRBRUSH ALKMAN BLISH CHARLIE CLOROX GAMBLER MAZE MITHRANDIR PUNISHER QUARTZ FLYING COMPLIMENTS GOES TO: ICEPIC OF EXPRESS WULF OF MAYHEM BOMBER AND PINHEAD OF ANARCHY EXORCIST OF CYCRON GILIUS OF VOX DEI BOBA FETT OF SHINING KREATOR SOOGA AND AMPHETAMINE OF CYTAX PRIDE OF FLASH PROD. CHESTER OF BRAINSTORM PROYCON OF DIGITECH RON OF UGA SOFTWARE D. BLACKSTAR OF CRB THOMAS - DISASTER AREA REFLEX OF ZERO DEFECTS INSANE OF EQUINOX CRUXX OF WIZZCAT VULCANE OF DUAL CREW SKID ROW COMPANY ENDLESS PIRACY QUARTEX AGILE DEPODE & SLAYTANIC SLAUGHTER OF AFL FAST EDDIE OF ARCHAOS TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE AIRBRUSH SENDS SPECIAL GREETINGS TO MR.DOOM / MAGIC LORDS PRIDE/FLASH PRODUCTION NAME / DESIRE MIGHTY MUZ / VOGUE BUBBLER /SANITY AND RYGAR / DECADE.... GAMBLER IS TOO LAZY TO SEND GREETINGS, EXCEPT FOR SEXY GREETS TO JOOP/BLACK CATS AND UGLY GREETINGS TO BENDJEN , BIGGEN RED EYED PETE FLAJJER , HARDY BROTHERMAN KITTE-KORVEN AND FRANKA-KUNGEN-ROLFEN- SICILLIANAREN-DON-KING -ZZZZZ ALSO GREETINGS TO ABSOLUT VODKA MICHELOB AND BERETTA 92F ...................... FROM MAZE TO: MOSH AND .MAYBE. TEEZE STARRAY, MR.ROZZ AND THE GUY WITH THE VECS MEGAODI (BURP) (RAAAP) AL OF SOCIETY ALL THE MIKES I KNOW MYSELF, FOR WORKING SO HARD ON THIS APPELPIE TROUBLE READING? HERE WE GO AGAIN... 0123456789012345678901 NO! NOT THE LEFT ONE!! **** ---- **** ---- **** ---- **** ---- **** ---- **** ---- * EXIT - NEXT PAGE FROM CLOROX TO ALL MY FRIENDS WORLDWIDE: AMPHETAMINE - CYTAX NICE TALKING TO YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD I.C.E.-WORK PITY THAT YOU COULDNT MAKE IT TO THE PARTY UGA HI RON! NICE ISSUE OF NEWSFLASH. IT'S GET- TING BETTER AND BETTER MORE ARTICLES PLEASE!! BRAINSTORM HI CHESTER! NICE TO MEET YOU AT THE PARTY BUT YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO STOCK- HOLM THIS WEEK. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME?? I AND AIRBRUSH COULD HAVE SHOWN YOU THE BEST PLACES TO GO AND HAVE FUN. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED! TELL ME, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT A GFX- FEATURE FOR YOUR ARTI CLES?? IM WAITING!! ZINE IS GOOD BUT COULD BE EVEN BETTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIGITECH PROYCON! HAR DU AENTLIGEN MUCKAT NU!! CALL ME! SHINING HI BOBA FETT! NICE LETTERS AND SENDINGS. I HOPE YOU WILL HAVE A NICE SUMMER HOLIDAY CRYPTOBURNERS - BLACKSTAR! WHAT'S UP? DID YOU RELEASE 4TH DIMENSION WITHOUT SENDING ME IT?? I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT YOUR PARTY??!! KREATOR - WHAT'S UP IN DOWNUNDER? DIDN'T YOU GET MY SENDING? OR DID THE POST MANAGE TO SCREW IT UP? WRITE OR CALL ME SOON! TRONNY ROTTEN OF ALIVE YOU ARE THE COOLEST! AND THE SOCIABLEST OF ALL HACKERS IN THE SCENE!!!! FROM ME AND BLISH!!! FRANTIC!!! IT WAS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. HOPPAS VI TRAEFFAS PA NAGOT PARTY IGEN!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MUSICIAN FROM KHATARSIS - POLAND!!! I DIDN'T GET YOUR ADDRESS. PLEASE CONTA CT ME!!! IT WAS VERY NICE SPEAKING TO YOU AND WE HOPE YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN ACME!! ALL MESSAGES FROM * CLOROX * AND NOW SOME MESSAGES FROM AIRBRUSH PRIDE: -START PAINTING GRAFFITI... MR.DOOM: -ALWAYS COOL.. KEEP IT UP!! NAME: -WHAT DID YOU LIKE SPRAYKONST? BUBBLER: -NICE MEETING YOU AT THE PARTY TBB: -WHAT DO YOU LIKE MY ANSWERING MACHINE? MIGHTY MUZ: -THANX FOR YOUR POSTCARD. SORRY WE COULDN'T MEET IN PORSGRUNN... NOW SOME MESSYS FROM GAMBLER... JOOP: -NICE TO HAVE SOME GIRLS AS CONTACTS. BIGGEN,BENGAN,HARRI, PATA,JOMPA,FRANKA, KITTEN AND PETTAN. FUCK ALL OF YOU!! YOU MUST KNOW THAT GAMBLERS MESSAGES WAS TYPED BY AIRBRUSH, 'CAUSE GAMBLER IS A LAZY BASTARD MAZE, THE TIRED AND EXHAUSTED CODER OF THIS SLIDESHOW WOULD LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO THE FOLLOWING TWO 'NORRLANDARE': SWOSCH OF ANARKI SWE FOR SENDING ME SO MANY MANY NICE LITTLE BOYS YOU STILL OWE ME TEXT ###################### MEGAODI OF CLASSIC FOR FORCING ME TO ADD A SPECIAL GREET I HOPE YOU FOUND IT!! NO TIME AND NO ENERGY TO WRITE ANYTHING...