HI ALL MONSTERFREAKS! THIS IS HEFFAKLOPPEN OF THE WORLDFAMOUS MEGAKLOPPARNA/MOPP... THIS DEMO IS MY 40 DEMO ON AMIGA ALL THE OTHER WAS MADE IN BASIC.  HURRAY FOR THE GOOD BASIC!! NOW OVER TO DART WASTER...          HELO! TIS IS ME SPEKIN'.  IT'S NICE THAT I GET TO WROTE FIRST BECASE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN ENGLISCH WERYU GOUD.   IF YUO TINK THIS PART OF THE DEMOU IS GOUD, JUST WAIT UONTIL JOU SEE THE NEXT PART.   BYE THE WAY, YO GEYT TO THE NEXT PARRT BYE HANGIN' & BANGIN' THE RIGHT MOUYSEBOUTTOM.    THE SEKOND PART FEATURES,  MUSIC IN THE BORDER, DOUBBLEWORKING DIAGONALLY POSITIONED SHAKY MULTICOLORED HAM-RASTERBARS WITH A SCROLL WRAPPED AROUND IT & A PICTURE BUILT UP BY SEVERAL UP'N DOWN-TURNED SINGLELINE SUPERPOSITIONED HAM-SCREENS WITH DOUBLE-INTERRUPT-CONTROLED INTERLACE-WINDOW-SHARED RS232-DRIVEN HARDDISKCONTROL THAT SUPPORTS COMMODORES NEW DOS!     IF YOU WONDER ABOUT THE TECHNICAL ASPECT CONSERNING 'MUSIC IN THE BORDER' YOU CAN CONSULT OUR BEST PROGRAMMER AND FRIEND 'YANKEE' AT TEL: SWEDEN 0451/60805 ASK FOR 'YNKY'.       I HATE ITALLIAN MOVIES!!!     (AND RED SPORTSCARS!)       (JUST AS MUCH (OR ALMOST (?)) AS DOUBLE_BUFFERED MUSIC IN THE BORDER)        (AND BONGO-DRUMS)         (WELL,    I HATE HEARING YANKEE SING TOO (YANKEE CAN'T SING))             BY THE WAY I WONDER, IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE THAT HAVE 'DONALD DUCK'S PLAYGROUND' WITH MEGATRAINER INCLUDING LAMER-MODE          IF ANYONE WANT TO SWAP DISKS I HAVE A LOT OF GOOD GAMES :    ON MY FIRST DISK I HAVE 'WORKBENCH'    ON MY SECOND DISK I HAVE 'AMIGABASIC'    ON THE THIRD DISK I HAVE 'DONALD DUCK'S PLAYGROUND'    AND ON MY FOURTH DISK I HAVE 'BETTER DEAD THAN ALIEN'      YOU CAN ALSO SWAP WITH YANKEE (HE HAS A LOT OF DISKS (OVER 20 OF THEM I THINK))              I ONCE TALKED WITH A REAL HACKER!!!   HE HAD CRACKED A PROGRAM AND INSERTED AN INTRO.     WHEN I ASKED HIM ABOUT HOW HE DID WHEN CRACKED THE PROGRAM, HE TOLD ME THAT HE MADE IT IN BASIC.  I HAVE ASKED A LOT OF PEOPLE IF THEY USE TO CRACK PROGRAMS WITH BASIC, (OR KNOW WHAT BASIC IS) BUT ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE ASKED JUST SMILED AND WALKED AWAY.    IF YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FIND BASIC, LET ME KNOW.        IF YOU WANT YOU CAN SING ALONG WITH THE WONDERFUL MUSIC IN THIS DEMO, WE DON'T MIND.            YESTERDAY I GOT A TEDDY-BEAR.            HEFFAKLOPPEN STRIKES BACK!         BEWARE OF NISSE.       DRINK YOUR MILK KIDDIES, IT'S GOOD FOR YA.        I WISH I HAD BEEN BORN RICH INSTEAD OF BEATIFUL!           BETTER RICH AND HEALTHY THAN SICK AND POOR.           YANKEE THE MAN AND THE MYTH.          HELLO, MY NAME IS VERS,   PER VERS.         YANKEE, BORN WITH A JOYSTICK UP HIS ASS.         PRESERVE THE YANKEE'S WE HAVE LEFT - PUT THEM (HIM?) IN A WILDLIFE-RESERVE       WHY DOES YANKEES DEMOS ALWAYS END WITH 'OUT OF MEMORY ERROR IN 150' ?        WHY SEND INNOCENT PEOPLE TO SIBIRIA WHEN THERE IS SOMEONE NAMED YANKEE ?           YANKEE THE GUY(?) WHO THREATEN THE WORLD JUST BY BEING.        XAKK ARE LAMERS.        DEPORT YANKEE TO SOUTH-AFRICA.       OR BETTER, TO MONGOLIA (SOUTH-AFRICA HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY !)         NOW BACK TO THE GENIOUS HEFFAKLOPPEN...     HI HI AGAIN PLOPPNIZZAR! HER ARE IS HEFFA-KLOPPEN WITHOUT (-). I THRINK DART WASTER HAS WRITEN MANY WISE WORDS? IF THE SECOND PART DON'T WORK TRY AGAIN,AGIN,AGAIN,AGAYN.LAST WEEK I WASENT ON A BIG DISCOTEKK CALLEDAFRIKAN CLUB (AC) AND TRYING TO DANCE DICSO DANCE! I WALKED TO THE DISKJOKER (HE'S NAME IS BOY (NOT BOY GEORGE)) AND ASKED FOR 'CAROLA HAGGKVIUST' FRAMMLING!  THEY THREATHENED TO CALLED OUTKICKERS! NO FRAMMLING JUST RUNAWAY! THE ONLY FUNNY WITH THATPLACE IS TO DRINK BEER AND FIGHT WITH THE THE FURNITURE. WE HAS SAMPLED THE BONGODRUMS FROM THIS PLACE! I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING FROM THE DICSO BUT HOW CARES. MY FRIENDS SAD I HAVE A NICE EVENING DANCING WITH A BROOM?         ANYONE LEFT READING THIS SCROLLY? ONLY LAMERS I THINK! OOR? NOW TIME FOR SOME REAL TEXT!              KJHSALKAJUYDSAIHJ???            NOW WE SEND SOME TOO: YANKEE OF ??? , PUNDA OF DEFIERS , WHYDEX , VORTEX 5.25, CLUB 69 (NICE LADIES!) SOME UNDER 5 YEARS OLD. , S.O.S (SAVE OUR SOULS?) , AMIGA LADIES , SCA (SOME COMMON ASSHOLES !) , MOM , DAD , MY 5 NYMFOMANIAN SISTERS ,MY MONGO BROTHER , THE ARNE FANS , SUNES DATAFREAK CLUB , NOSALA SECTOR , BOTTOM SWAP , AND TO ALL OTHER LAMERS IN THE COUNTRY. SPECIAL HILLO TO IL MONGO! FUCK YOUR BAD CRACKS. MO HARD FEELINGS JUST DO IT!!          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKLOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA