## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 1 text GREETINGS ALL YOU SMART PEOPLE OUT THERE WATCHING THE BEST MEGADEMO EVER: THE AMIGAMANIA MEGADEMO NR 1 !!! ABOUT THE DISK FORMAT: DONT, I REPEAT, DONT, TRY TO INSTALL YOUR OWN BOOT USING DELUXE BOOT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU WILL RUIN THE DISK.. MEMBERS OF AMIGAMANIA ARE: BLACKJACK,THE LIZARD,SWAZHMAN,MR.COPPER AND OUR NEW BET: GONZO ! GRAFIX IN THIS DEMO IS DONE BY GONZO, AND IT WAS CODED BY ME,THE LIZARD. GONZO SAYS THAT IF ANYONE SAYS ONE BAD WORD ABOUT THE FONT OR THE DISKS, HE WILL PERSONNALY TWIST HIS NECK! SPECIAL GREETINGS TO: NORTH STAR,FAIR LIGHT AND DEFJAM !! WELL, NOW PRESS THE LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AND THROW YOURSELF INTO THE NEXT GREAT DEMO ON THE DISK!!! ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 2 text CHIAO! AMIGAMANIA IS GROWING... GREETINGS TO OUR NEW TEAM MEMBER: GONZO !! THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE LIZARD AND BLACKJACK OF AMIGAMANIA. YOU ALL KNOW THAT ITS HARD TO WRITE SCROLLTEXTS, SO EXCUSE US IF THIS ONLY CONTAINS RUBBISH... IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING,THE FONT IS FROM EMERALD MINE. WE WERE TO LAZY TO DESIGN OUR OWN. ENOUGH CRITISISM,HERE COMES THE GOOD PARTS: THERE ARE ABOUT THIRTY BOBS AND ONE HUNDRED SPRITES ON THE SCREEN YOU ARE WATCHING! IT ISNT VERY HARD TO MAKE,THOUGH. WE MADE IT IN JUST TWO AND A HALF OUR,EXCEPT DRAWING THE CHARACHTERS FOR THE BOBS. ULTRA GREETINGS GOES TO,IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER: ANC,ANTITRAX,BAMIGA, BITKILLERSOFT,BITSTOPPERS,CRACKMAN CREW,CCS,DEFJAM,FAIRLIGHT,HOTLINE, KONTRASOFT,MOVERS,NORTH STAR,NORTHERN LIGHTS,PLATOON,RED SECTOR, STAR FRONTIERS,TLC,VISITORS,VISION.. OKAY... WE WONT BORE YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD ANYMORE WITH THE GREETNGS,SO THEY STOP HERE.. IN FACT,THE ENTIRE SCROLL STOPS HERE,COS WE ARE TO BORED TO WRITE ANY MORE...... BYE! WHAT? OKAY,HERE WE GO AGAIN: ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 3 text WELL HELLO AGAIN! THIS IS THE LIZARD OF AMIGAMANIA SPEAKING! I AM PROUD TO PRESENT TO YOU ONE OF MY FIRST DEMOS ON THIS REMARKABLE MACHINE. YOU SEE, MY LAST COMPUTER WAS A ZX SPECTRUM, SO ITS QUITE A CHANGE! THE EQUIPMENT USED FOR PROGRAMMING ARE: AMIGA 1000, 1010 EXTRA DRIVE, 1.5 MB OF RAM, 1081 MONITOR AND THE SEKA ASSEMBLER. WHEN I TYPE THIS, 12TH OF JUNE 1988, THE SUN IS SHINING AND ITS PRETTY HOT OUTSIDE, HERE IN MALMOE, SOUTH SWEDEN. THE SCHOOL HAS JUST FINISHED, AND I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SPEND THE SUMMER PROGRAMMING. SOME TECH TALK ABOUT THIS DEMO: I AM USING THE GREAT AMIGA EXCLUSIVE, THE BLITTER, TO DRAW THE LINES AND MY LOGO. THE FANTASTIC MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO WAS MADE USING SOUNDTRACKER V3.0, WRITTEN BY KARSTEN OBARSKI,THE EXTERMINATOR AND IL SCURO. NOW HERE COMES THE DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER GREETINGS TO: RED SECTOR - DANISH GOLD - ANTITRAX - DYNAMIC DUO - THE WARLOCK - KNIGHT HAWKS - QUADLITE - TGM CREW - SEVEN UP CREW - NEW AGE - NEW WAVE - D.O.C - NORTH STAR - NORTHERN LIGHTS - NEW ORDER - KONGOMAN - THE KENT TEAM - BAMIGA SECTOR ONE - THE LIGHT CIRCLE - VISION - CCS - DEFJAM - ECS - THE WARFALCONS - THE OUTRUNNERS - RELAX - LEVEL 42 - WUPP - TRIAD - STAR FRONTIERS - SAS - TETRAGON - FAIRLIGHT - NEW AGE - NEW WAVE - THE WARLOCK - TDF - RBB - TRISTAR AND LASTLY I WANNA SAY HELLO TO MY TEAM MEMBERS BLACKJACK, MR.COPPER,GONZO, AND SWASSSHMAN (GOOD LUCK WITH THE PROGRAMMING, YOU'LL NEED IT!)..... YOU MUST REALLY LOVE THIS DEMO, COS NOW YOU HAVE TO READ THE SCROLLTEXT AGAIN ! ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 4 text THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THIS SCROLLTEXT!!!!! WELCOME TO AMIGAMANIAS HOTTEST DEMO RIGHT NOW, CALLED: SWEDEN BY NIGHT. COS ALL THATS WORTH SEEING A SWEDISH NIGHT IS AMIGAMANIA AND THE CLOUDS. THE CODERS ARE OF COURSE: BLACK JACK AND SWAZHMAN!!! AND THIS IS ME, BLACK JACK SPEAKING, OR SHOULD I SAY WRITING? TODAY IS A GREAT DAY (1988,08,03) , COS THIS IS OUR FIRST DEMO TOGETHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM AM WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL GOOD INSIDE, THEREFORE I SAID AM MANY TIMES UNTIL YOU STOPPED ME. EXCUSE US, BUT SWAZHMAN IS SO HAPPY THAT HE DANCES AROUND THE ROOM, AND SHOUTS AM AM AM AM !!!! BUT DONT COMPLAIN ON HIM, COS IF HE WASNT ALIVE YOU WOULDNT BE READING THIS SCROLL IN THIS DEMO RIGHT NOW ! (JUST FOR YOUR INFORMATION) I THINK HE HAS COOLED DOWN A LITTLE NOW SO HE CAN SAY SOMETHING TO ALL YOU SILLY FREAKS OUT THERE, SITTING AND DRIBBLING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN !! SO HERE HE IS, SWAZHMAN !!!!!!! AM AM AM AM AM AM, IVE NOT COMPLETELY COOLED DOWN YET. IF YOU WONDER, AM STANDS FOR AMIGAMANIA, BUT WHO DOES? AM AM AM !!!! KNOW BLACK JACK IS DANCING AND SHOUTING. WELL I THINK YOU NOW WHAT HE IS SHOUTING, IF YOU DONT THEN I SHALL TELL YOU: AM AM AM AM AM AM AM. PUUHHH, NOW EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT. OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIIT !!!! DONT DANCE ON MY TV. YOU SEE I HAVE AN 400 YEARS OLD STATUE OF A NAKED WOMAN (YES, YOU HEARED IT RIGHT A NAKED WOMAN !!!) KABOOOOOOM. SHIIIIT AGAIN. BLACK JACK, I TOLD YOU TO NOT TO DANCE ON MY TV. NOW I HAVE TO GET SOME GLUE TO THE NAKED WOMAN. I WONT TELL YOU WERE I WILL PUT MY FINGERS WITH THE GLUE ON. YOU JUST HAVE TO GUESS HA HA HA. DONT BE SUCH A PERVERSE NOW,BLACK JACK SAYS BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......!!!!????!!!!..... (A BIG TIME WARP) ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 5 text YO FOLKS! IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE... IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE... BAH! I,THE LIZARD ,DID THIS SCREEN-SCRAPPER IN TWO HOURS... BY THE WAY,THE DATE IS 30TH OF JUNE 1988, AND I'M LIING (BERILLIANT SPELLING) HERE IN MY COMFORTABLE BED WRITING SCROLLS ON MY FLEXIBLE A1000 KEYBOARD. 'HURRA' SCREAMS COMES FROM ONE OF MY TEAM MEMBERS WHO HAD JUST MADE A LITTLE UGLY A-SPRITE TO JUMP UP'N'DOWN ON HIS SCREEN. HE IS A NOVICE IN ASSEMBLER, BUT HE IS LEARNING.. (MAYBE) HOPE YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS MEGADEMO SO FAR,I HAVE! HERE I WANNA SEND A FAST GREETING TO MY OTHER TEAM MEMBERS BLACKJACK,GONZO AND MR.COPPER, FOR BEING GREAT FRIENDS (GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BITPLANE SCROLLING,BLACKJACK!). NOW THE CLOCK IS EXACTLY 01.08.31 IN THE NIGHT, SO I'LL FINISH HERE. YOU SEE, NOW I'M GOING TO WATCH A LITTLE PORN..SORRY,ACTION FILM.... FOR SUPPORT OF NOTHING, I GREET DR.DREAM AND SHERLOCK... NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,I'LL GO PUT ON MY BOOTS AND POWER UP MY VIDEO. BYE FOR NOW,SEE YOU LATER!!!......... ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 6 text WELL,LETS FACE IT. ANOTHER BORING SCROLL.. WHAO! NOW THATS MORE LIKE IT! LETS FACE IT AGAIN: ANOTHER MIRACLE DONE BY THE LIZARD! WELL,HOPE YOU LIKE IT. FIRST A BIG, AND WHEN I SAY BIG I MEAN BIG! FUCKING TO THE LAMERS CALLED THE BEACH BOYS. THERE IS REALLY A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEIR BRAINS AND A GOAT. A GOAT IS MORE INTELLIGENT! UN GREITON POUR LES HYPA CRACKERS,ILS SONT A FRANCE CE MOMENT! DONNE MOI UN PEU VIN, SIL VOUS PLAIT! NE OBLIENT PAS LES ESCARGOTS! PARDON MON TERRIBLE FRANCE... BIG FUCKINGS FROM GONZO TO NIKLAS CEDERSTROM! FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU, FAT SO! MOUNTAIN FLESH! NOW LETS GET MORE SERIOUS. A GREEN BANANA IS JUMPING ON THE APE ROOF! JOPPA JIAH JUPPA JA. SPECIAL GREETINGS TO FORMER IL SCURO,DONT KNOW YOUR NEW NAME YET,FROM GONZO. HUM HUM HUM BLA BLA BLA BLA BIG FAT JUGTA RED HECK! GONZO, STOP HITTING ME! TRY TO WRITE GOOD FOR YOURSELF! RUBBISH RUBBISH HAVENT YOU GOT ANY FANTASY.. HO HO HO... DONT BLAME ME, I HATE WRITING SCROLLS. GONZO, GET ME SOME SAFT. OR EVEN A GLASS OF WATER!!!! THANK YOU....... HE IS REALLY NASTY. HE PUT A PIECE OF SPAGETTI IN IT. NOW I LEAVE THE KEYBOARD OVER TO GONZO..... HI ! THIS IS GONZO ON THE LINE. I WILL START WITH A MESSAGE IN SWEDISH TO NIKLAS CEDERSTROM: HAR DU ALDRIG TANKT PA ATT BANTA! BANTA! OKEY! IM BACK ON ENGLISH. NOW I WILL SEND AN EXTRA FUCKING TO: THE BEACH BOYS!!! SO BORRRING !! LETS FINISH THIS TEXT NOW............. IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US WRITE TO: P.W, SLATTERV 54, 230 10 SKANOR SWEDEN. OR CALL MAGNUS, OR MR.COPPER, WHATEVER YOU PREFER, AT 46 40 161414 IN SWEDEN. GOT IT! ONE MORE TIME: 46 40 161414... OKEY HERE I FINISH THE TEXT ............ STOP READING! AMIGA MANIA IN 1988 NOW IT COMES AGAIN ! ## Amiga Mania Megademo 1 - part 7 text AMIGAMANIA SENDS GOLDEN GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING: GSC INTERNATIONAL RANDOM ACCESS THE WARFALCONS ACTION 2009 NORTHERN LIGHTS SINNERS HYPA CRACKERS CPU CANADA PLATOON POWERSLAVES THE BITSTOPPERS HEADBANGER GOLDEN TRIBUTE DELTAFORCE RED SECTOR TETRAGON DOMINATOR THE LIGHT CIRCLE DESTROYER REPLICA COPY CREW GURU GANG DYNAMIC SYSTEMS MICROBYTE MEGABYTE THE MOVERS THE BREAKOUT MAN THE CHAMPS SEVEN UP CREW BAMIGA SECTOR ONE THE KENT TEAM TWILIGHT KONGOMAN LEVEL 42 VORTEX 42 NORTH STAR NEXT GENERATION 1001-CREW VISION THE WARLOCK BITKILLERSOFT TRISTAR TRIAD THE YOUNG ONES UNIT A ECA CROME HQC ROGUE DANISH GOLD POWERSTATION ALPHA FLIGHT ANTITRAX QUADLITE SPREAD POINT REFLEX RELAX SIGMA FUSION D.O.C RBB T.O.C DEFJAM FAIRLIGHT WUPP DYNAMIC DUO RAGE NEW AGE NEW WAVE NEW ORDER SYNTAX TERROR THE FOUR STARS THE BRAIN THE VISITORS CRM-CREW MAD THINKER AMIGO SPREADINGS THE WEB TGM CREW PCT THE NUDES DCA KGB NEW EDITION THE WHO STAR FRONTIERS FANATIC DUO KNIGHT HAWKS MAFIOSI HOTLINE KONTRASOFT RGB CANADA MR.PRO JEWELS DIGITAL ARTS THE GENERAL HI CHAPS! I PRESENT ANOTHER BRILLIANTgDEMO WRITTEN BY THE LIZARD (YEAH!) ON WEDNESDAY THE 29TH OF JUNE 1988! IF YOU THINK THIS SCROLL SPEED IS TO SLOW, WE CAN SURE SPEED IT UP A LITTLE! fOOPS, A BIT TO FAST, OR WHAT DO YOU THINK? LETS SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE! e SLOWER... d --- c NORMAL! I AM SORRY TO SAY THAT THIS DEMO IS THE LAST ONE ON THIS MEGADEMO, BUT DONT SUFFER, TURN THE COMPUTER OFF AND ON AND RUN IT AGAIN! (YOU CANT RESET, COS ITS PROTECTED) OTHERWISE WAIT TIL OUR MEGADEMO #2 IS OUT.... THE MASTERS OF SPREADING ARE : bBLACKJACKhGONZO aTHE LIZARD c SWAZHMANgbAND MR.COPPERhcTHAT WAS THE CURRENT MEMBERS OF AMIGAMANIA! a cSORRY ABOUT THE PAUSE, I HAD TO RESET COS MY YOUNGER BROTHER WANTED TO PLAY PALACES BARBARIAN WITH ME! OF COURSE HE HAD NO CHANCE, HIARH FLIFF HIS HEAD WENT OFF!h ABOUT THIS DEMO, I AM REALLY SORRY IF SOME OF THE STARS MIGHT GLITCH A LITTLE BUT RATHER THOSE THAN THE SCROLL. fADFGKALJDFGAOIEROIJASGI cI AM SORRY, I GOT KIND OF CARRIED AWAY THERE! NOW, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A BIG SHOCK! gh d WHAT? OH, THE SHOCK! I WAS ONLY KIDDING, THERE WAS REALLY NO SHOCK COMING UP. I SAID THAT ONLY TO MAKE YOU SIT AND WATCH THIS TERRIFFICgDEMO! cNOW COMES THE GREETINGS: WHAT? OH, THE GREETINGS ARE ALREADY UP AND RUNNING ON THE VERTICAL SCROLL ABOVE. SORRY! ARE YOU HAVING FUN? I CAN NOW TELL YOU THAT THIS SCROLL IS ALMOST FINISHED, JUST 10K MORE. HERE I SEND SOME BIG FUCKINGS TO THE BEACH BOYS! FUCK YOU! ITS NOT RAINIG OUTSIDE, IF YOU WANNA KNOW. IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO CONTACT US, PHONE 4690000 AND FIND OUT! (DONT REALLY DO THAT, THATS AN EMERGENCY NUMBER!) MY WATCH BROKE THIS MORNING, BUT I FIXED IT.... WHAT MORE RUBBISH CAN I WRITE ABOUT.... OH YES! WE ARE LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS ALL OVER THE WORLD! IF YOU ARE GOOD AT GRAFIX MAKING, MUSIC COMPOSING OR JUST SPREADING, CALL MR.COPPER (MAGNUS) IN SWEDEN 46-40-161414 AND FIND OUT IF YOU CAN JOIN US.... I HOPE YOU NOTICED THAT THE SCREEN-SCRAPPER SCROLLED MORE THAN 16 PIXELS. IT DEMANDS GREAT PROGRAMMING EFFORTS TO WRITE SUCH A THING. BY THE WAY, HOPE THAT BS1 AND TKT DONT MIND THAT I BORROWED THEIR TUNE FOR THE SCREEN SCROLLER DEMO. YOU SEE, I WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF TUNES! NOW YOU HAVE TO READ THIS AGAIN,COS I DONT HAVE TIME TO WRITE ANYMORE,I AM GOING TO HIT THE BEACH......