MAYHEM, QUARTEX mega-party, newcastle $ (C) copyright 7 april 1990 (4pm) # $ % hello from gremlin (Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ash!), well gremlin has got the first word in as usual well what is there to say except that at the moment i'm sitting in our party in newcastle with a hangover (very slight) and feeling a bit tired (as usual), well just this once i cannot think of anything to type for the scrolley as theres people watching over my shoulder and it's roughly the same as stage fright, while being told that my shoulder is rather like gremlin's mothers (it's just a lie.. he's never seen my mother's shoulder! (or if he has, I think I should be told!)) well thanks to yet another interruption i'm going to give up typing (plus gremlin can't spell rumour that's why the word lie was used), (that's just a ROMOUR! - Gremlin!!) Well I'm off now as i'm going to find somthing more useful to do for a while and possibly type some more text if i get pissed Oh yeah I forgot to say that my name is kilby ................ well,how do you possibly follow up that kind of text? well,this is Fermi here now, and i must say that i'm totally knackered coz me and Hobbes of S.A.E. had to travel to canny newcastle from belfast,and that's about 13 hours. I hate fucking coaches!! well,the deadline for the demo-contest is about 6 o'clock,so we'll have to assemble this soon. we've got some reaLLY CHAMPION PRIZES, courtesy of Fred of Extra Byte Newcastle. At least comrade j won't win this one (haha!!) Anyway,I'm bloody bored,JROK wants to type, and other people want to use the AMIGA too,so it's bye from FERMI............ Yeahhhhh I'm back people, first I have to hi to my best postumous friend namely NME (R.I.P) whoz currently stiff as a post.. right at this very moment in time I am fucking bastard tired... Try getting some sleep when You're in a room full of nutters PLUS Jester decided to phone us at 3.30 this morning. Half the poeple who actually made it thro' the night have suffered severe physical injuries from sleeping in chairs... SHIT I hate to think what it will be like to sleep tonight with about 5 times the number of people round ROBOT-RON is wearing a disgusting shirt (oh sorry it's a tent !!) The poor virgin was forced to sleep in the car (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Well the trading standards officer has fucked off ( good thing ) F.A.S.T. heard about the party so sent him to 'ave a look !! FUCK OFF WANK FACE !!! F.A.S.T. are wankers... So are British Telecom... I call for Terrorist action against all B.T. employees they rate with the fucking S.S. concentration camp guards KILL ALL THE BASTARDS... I want blood guts death and destruction Remember every B.T. employee killed is one less bastard !!! Yes you got it ... I hate B.T... or British TerrorCON as they say EVERYWHERE !!! Gremlin seems to be in fine form downing copious amounts of the 'DOG'...that's Newcastle Brown Ale to southern lamers... his program keeps on crashing.. This might have some close connection with the drinking i.e. The computer's PISSED (Bollocks! -Gremlin)!!! It's FUBAR... i.e. Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition ... Yes there are some really cool demos here most of them written by Krauts.( Deutschland Ueber Alles etc..etc..). and there is some really SHIT demos like the Silents U.K. (SUK) abortion bob demo .. Gremlin keeps on moaning about my spelling.. all I can say is well yew gett lorst Gremmmline.. (Nilmerg to my friends) Ahhhh OGRE has returned ..No drinks in hand though... Saving himself for tonight.. Whoz the lucky girl ?????? Ho Humm I'm knacked and no one ever reads scrolly so I'm off for a Kip !!! Bye Bye to you all........... RIGHT!!!!!! IT'S G R E M L I N here!! So fuck the lot of ya! As they tend to say up here (on a bad day) - It's SHITE!! - so is this demo Anyway, here I am, slightly pissed, sitting in a BIG hall, with not enough Amigas in, and far too many people... They're all SHITE an' all! Any road up.. This copy party is slighty interesting from the point of view of a drunken bastard like me, as it's got a BAR!!! (stop cheering at the back!) Anyway, the bar is really the only point of interest here... everyone's writing demos (OR, as they say in Sweden, Deeeeemohs) and they're all CRAP! Bye bye from Gremlin (The alcoholic) (And NOW..... it's STARR!) everyone shout - "HI STAAAAAAAARR! .. Gremlin's such a bastard, He sits there and put in my text for me.. not a bad idea as it may first sounds. Whatever you dictate to him, as he doesn`t take any notice of you and types what he wants. I can`t type such... too stoned and too pissed.........SEEYA! Just a few words from me (NME) - Thanks to powercut for letting us sleep on his floor, abuse his telephone and drink his coffee.. l8r! Here we are all standing around at THE party wondering where all you shite-heads are, are you all standing around at home waiting for your arses to be busted up to your chins,or something!!! why did you not turn up with more machines - scared of having them nicked by FAST- limmers!!! This here is DAX of INNER CITY saying a little word for this demo, and to say i'm disappointed in you all!! Unfortunately,DAX had to stop,because we had to vacate that amiga about 45 mins ago,and now we've just evicted gremlin from his........ Anyway,we were going to put in the greetings,but we don't have too much time left,and we can't find an ASCII greets file,so we'd just like to say hello to everybody who we know,which probably means almost everyone..... Okay,no more text to write,so we'll make you read the scroll all over again...?!!! Bye from all of MAYHEM........ Are you trying to escape?# That's not very nice at all.## Just for that,I'm going to completely reset myself!!#### $####$MDOS V2.3 (C)1990 Mayhem Initialization..... ####$RAM .....0#..1#..2#..3#..4#..5#..6#..7#..8#..9#..A#..B#..C#..D#..E#..F###$RAM Initialization successful. 640 KBytes RAM. # $Welcome to MDOS 2.3 by Mayhem #Coding and design by Fermi# This OS is the worst anywhere - please enjoy it.##$(C) Mayhem 640 KBytes System Current devices - C: (the others are knackered,mate) Bollocks!! You won't get any fucking help from me,mate!!# I'm the most unfriendly OS in the world,so fuck off,you bastard!!# Can't you leave anything alone? In case you hadn't noticed,I am trying to do some important work here.# The last thing I need right now is some mindless idiot messing about on my keyboard. Now STOP IT!!## TYPE DIR LOGO PORN AMBER GREEN VECTORS MAYHEM.DOC CREDITS.DOC README.DOC LOGO VECTORS PORN Directory: Volume C:# MAYHEM.DOC 6-4-90 CREDITS.DOC 6-4-90 README.DOC 6-4-90 LOGO 6-4-90 VECTORS 6-4-90 PORN 6-4-90 6 Files,not much space used. aí bÙ c\ e® e® e® File not found Bad arguments Device not present $MAAAYYHEMMM !!!!# MAYHEM's amazing members use the following appellations:# # ZING, FERMI, JROK, DEL, GREMLIN, POWERCUT, OGRE, STARR, KILBY, PRINCE, FLASH, NEMESIS, MANTRA. Look out for our other great products,out NOW!!!!# $Credits for this demo: ---------------------- Code + Design - Fermi# Music - Fermi# Graphics - Fermi,Wonko,Zing# $#This demo is called - HAM sc-ROLL !!!!!!# If you don't get the above joke,then piss off and watch a sine-scroller instead!!!# The music is called "WALKMAN'S DISGUST". Hope you like it!!# This emulator-thing was inspired a bit by Comrade J's (SAE) M-U-Later demo and I thought it would be good to have one that worked a bit!!## It looks more like a PC than anything else,but it's not really. It's more of a cross between a PC and an Amiga. Just experiment with the syntax.## Oh,hole in the ground,time to cut the text-writing and do something else!!# Au revoir,mes amis.....# Incorrect filetype You F-U-C-K-I-N-G pervert !!!!!!!!!!!!!! No porn here !!!!!! What ?!!# Vectors ?!!!# Look, I'm sorry, but in case you haven't noticed, I'm trying to run a scroll in HOLD-AND-MODIFY mode, a bob-scroller, and a miniature DOS.## So don't give ME fucking vectors, okay ?!!# OKAY.#