. . . . ...WELCOME TO THE FIRST -INTRO- EVER RELEASED BY THE FUN FACTORY! WELL, THIS INTRO WAS QUICKLY SCREWED TOGETHER IN PURPOSE TO GIVE YOU SOME NEW INFORMATION...(IT'S ALL IN THE WRITER UP THERE...) SOO, ACTUALLY, I (DR.BLITZ) HAVENT'T GOT A SINGLE BRIGHT IDEA OF WHAT I SHOULD WRITE HERE, SO IT'S GOING TO BE PURE NONSENSE AGAIN....(READ:BULLSHIT!) A QUICK MESSY TO PERLON OF EXTACY : I WILL KICK YOUR PACK READY IN A FEW DAYS...I'VE BEEN KINDA BUSY WITH THIS SHIT, SO BE PATIENT!! OH, BY THE WAY, I STARTED TO CODE IT, BUT MY MOUSE C O L L A P S E D DURING IT, SO I HAD TO BORROW A NEW ONE FROM OUR GFX-'ARTIST'... HMMMH, ENOUGH MESSAGES...WHO WANTS TO READ THEM, ANYWAY? WELL, RIGHT NOW I WANT TO HAVE SOME COFFEE...AAAAH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER! BULP! BULP! HIHII...HOHO...???? LSJFOIEJA! WHAT? JEE....HOW FUN! AHM, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU A STORY....ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A NICE FELLA, WHO LOVED TO DRINK THREE GALLONS OF COFFEE IN A DAY. BUT ONE DAY, HIS MR.COFFEE SUFFERED A GURU, AND OUR NICE FELLA GOT A HEART ATTACK AND DIED. BUT SOMETHING HORRIBLE WAS HAPPENING...A CUP OF VERY STRONG COFFEE HAD BEEN FORGOTTEN INTO HIS BEDROOM, AND THE COFFEE INSIDE STARTED TO GROW... AFTER ONE YEAR, IT SUDDENLY JUMPED OUT OF THE CUP, AND CRIED: SSSUGAR! AND MMIILK!!! IT KNEW, THAT SUGAR COMES FROM A PLACE CALLED 'SUPERMARKET' BUT IT DID NOT KNOW, THAT WHERE THE MILK CAME FROM. SO IT ASSUMED, THAT IT COMES FROM COCKS, BECAUSE IT HAD SEEN THE NICE FELLA DOING SOMETHING 'WABBLING' AND SOON THE RESULT HAD BEEN 'MILK'! SO, FIRST THE PUDDLE WANTED TO HAVE SOME SUGAR... IT WENT TO A SUPERMARKET, AND BOUGHT SOME SUGAR WITH THE MONEY IT HAD STOLEN FROM A POLICEMAN. THEN, IT STARTED TO HUNT FOR YOUNG HUMAN MALES AND THEIR DICKS! THE HUNT WAS DESPERATE, BUT SOON IT FOUND A PLACE CALLED 'PUBLIC TOILET' AND IT SNEAKED IN AND JUMPED INTO A TOILET BOWL. AND THERE IT IS, LURKING, WAITING AND PREPARING TO SNATCH THE FIRST SUITABLE LOOKING DICK IT SEES, AND SUCK IT DRY! SO THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL YOU: BEWARE! NEVER GO TO A PUBLIC WC! TRUST NO-BOWL! STAY ALERT! KEEP YOUR DICK HANDY! AND THAT WAS IT! BUT WAS IT JUST A 'FAIRYTALE' ? NO, OUR GFX-ARTIST, DR.SNUGGLES WAS A VICTIM OF THE CRUDE PUDDLE, AND NOW HE IS AN EUNUCH! OR MAYBE HE STUCK HIS DICK INTO A PROPELLED AIR CONDITIONER? WHO KNOWS?? REMEMBER TO CALL THE...THE -POLICE- IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS IN YOUR LOCAL WC-BOWL! OK, THAT WAS ENOUGH OF THAT... A MESSAGE TO CROWN OF CRYPTOBURNERS: SHIT HAPPENS, EH? HOPEFULLY YOU MANAGE TO FIX THE DAMAGE, OR TO FIND A NEW...SPIDER? EHEHE....HOW FUNNY...KPT LOVED YOUR PACK...HEH, YOU THINK WE GONNA HAVE SOME PARTIES IN YOUR FLAT??? LIKE, TOTALLY ABNORMAL? YEAAH... BOOZE....BUT NOT FOR YOU...HEHE! JUST DRUGS AND FINNISH DETERGENT 'TOLU' ? WELL...HMM...HIH...OKAY, AS I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO WRITE, I WILL THROW SOME MESSAGES TO MY FEW LOYAL CONTACTS...OR AT LEAST SOME OF THEM...ZENIT/COMPACT INC.: WELL,WELL, NICE MUSICS! LET'S SEE, MAYBE WE'LL PRODUCE SOMETHING TOGETER?? WHQ'S RULE...;-) MR.KING OF ANALOG: I LOVE YOUR PACKS...ALWAYS SO HOT'N NICE! BUT HOW ABOUT TRACKLOADING? PLUGSTER OF DEFIANCE: GREAT MUSIC-INTRO YOU HAD THERE...I JUST LOVED THE TECHNO BY SLAZE! GOOD LUCK WITH THE VIOLENT PLAYGROUND...WILDCAT OF RAGE: NICE BASIC SOURCES...WAKE UP, AND TRANSLATE THEM TO ASSEMBLER! HAWK/EURECA: JAG KAN FORSTA INGENTING...MEN JAG FORSOKER! (SHIT, NO SKANDIS!) THE GUNNER OF TEAM EXTREME: FAME AND FORTUNE TO YOUR GROUP! HOPE TO SEE SOME PRODS FROM YOU SOON! ANGELA OF THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: OOKKOS IHAN PIMEE? HEHE...AI NIIN, ANGELAHAN KUULEMMA DELAS JO? ARTIE OF TAURUS: SELLING YOUR BODY IN A CITY IS VERY HEALTHY! IT KEEPS YOU IN A GOOD SHAPE...OR WHAT? RENEGADE/SUBMISSION(?) SHIT WITH THE POST! HOPE I WILL RECEIVE SOME OF YOUR SENDINGS...I READ, THAT YOU LEFT SUBMISSION OR WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU NOW??? M.A.S.E. OF RAM JAM: NICE INTROS YOU'VE BEEN CODING LATELY...WOW! DORKY OF EKUINOKS, EH, DARKY OF EQUINOX: OOKKO SAANU? SIIS UUDEN PACKMENUN? AI ET...HAH... ZENOX OF DAI: GYRSEE MUSADISKI...SIIS IHAN KIVA SILLEEN NIINKU. JOO... MUL...VAKOO...PE...AGEN...SIIS BEHULDOR OF DIFFUSION: HAHA...TAIS OLLA ITTE DUPLO THE MANIN KOODAAMA MUSAVALE VAI KUIS? OLIPAS TIUKKA TECHNO, VAIKKA EI SE TECHNOO OLLUKKAA...(VAI OLIKO?) (EI KAI?) (KENEN MIELESTA?) (JAA SUN? VAI DUPLON?) HEHE...HOOHO... SS TRAITOR KAUTTA LEKENDA: OOKKOS NY LAHDEN LEGENDA? HEHE, MA OONKIN KANGASALAN 'THE MAN'! MSA / - : KAUAN SULLA MENEE KIRJEEN KIRJOTTAMISEEN? AI MINUUTTI? JA KAKS TUNTII NIMEN TAITEILUUN??? HMM...KYL MA VIELA TEEN UPEEMMAN JOS JAKSAN.... WELL, THIS WAS ENOUGH! OH, AND FINALLY MEGAGREEZ TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE FUN FACTORY...THINK ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH... NOW THIS IS ENOUGH...IT SEEMS, THAT I HAVE WRITTEN ALL THIS SHIT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR! SO, I WILL SAVE MY SENSITIVE FINGERS, AND STOP TORTURING YOUR RIGHTTAWAY...SO, BE SEEING YOU SOON...WITH MORE PRODUCTIONS APPPEARING IN THE NEAR FUTURE! OOOOJAAAAAHHHH! AAAH! SUBER! WABBLEWABBLE! WHAT'SHAPPENINGHERE? OOOH...SUBER! AREYOUSTILLHERE? SUBER...WEMBSWEMBS.....-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSORED-CENSOREDSCROLLRESTARTS.... ------------------ &THE FUN FACTORY& PRESENTS A NEW INTRO, WHICH WAS RELEASED AT: 07.06.1993 ------------------ #CODE - DR.BLITZ #MUSIC - BITPLANE #GFX - KPT WE GREET OUR NEW MEMBERS: #FAZER# -SWAP AND #BITPLANE# -MUSIC,GFX,SWAP OUR GLORIOUS MEMBERS ARE: ################## FINLAND: &AMADEUS &COMMANDER Z &DR.BLITZ &DR.SNUGGLES &EXETER &HUNTER &KAZZ &KPT ################## ################## SWEDEN: &FAZER ################## AUSTRALIA: &BITPLANE ################## FOR JOINING WRITE TO: (ALSO SWAP) &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& & DR.BLITZ(WHQ) & & TANHUANTIE 13 & &36200 KANGASALA& & FINLAND! & &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& & FAZER(SHQ) & &MATTIAS PERSSON & & FACKGATAN 27 & &S-27536 SJ\BO & & SWEDEN & &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& &BITPLANE(AUSTHQ)& & JEFF SYMONS & & 25 FURNER RD & & MITCHELL PK & & 5043 S.A. & & AUSTRALIA & &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& FOR NORMAL SWAPPING, WRITE TO ------------------ KAZZ 43170 HAKKILA FINLAND! ------------------ HUNTER PUISTOLANTIE 37 28400 ULVILA FINLAND! ------------------ OR TO: ------------------ COMMANDER Z UHTUANKUJA 9 36200 KANGASALA FINLAND ------------------ DR.SNUGGLES PASI AHTIAINEN HAAPANIEMI 36430 SAHALAHTI 3 FINLAND ------------------ MORE SWAPPING: ------------------ FAZER FACKGATAN 27 S-27536 SJ\BO SWEDEN ------------------ THE FUN FACTORY SENDS $GREETS$ TO #----------------# #AHEAD #ALCATRAZ #ANALOG #ARISE #BRONX #COMPACT INC. #COMPLEX #CONNECTION #CRYPTOBURNERS #DAMONES #DEFIANCE #DIFFUSION #DAI #DISKNET #EQUINOX #EURECA #EXTACY #GENOCIDE #ICE #IMPULSE #INTENSE #KRAFTED #LASER DANCE #LEADER PRODS #LEGEND #LIQUID #MAJIC 12 #MENTASM #MIDWAY #NOXIOUS #PLATIN #RAGE #RAM JAM #SFINX #SUBMISSION #TALENT #TAURUS #TEAM EXTREME #THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL #URBAN DESIGN #UTOPIA #X-TRADE #ZENITH