CREDITS ROLLING UP.... RMB PAUSES ! ALL CODING....DR.BLITZ ALL GFX BY.........KPT EXCEPT THE WORM BY.PAH MUSIC BY.......AMADEUS THE PROGRAMS WE USED TO MIX ALL THIS IN ONE PRODUCTION WERE... DEVPAC 2.14 DELUXE PAINT 4 PROTRACKER ?.? XCOPY 8.0 AND THE HARDWARE WE USED WAS.. A FEW AMIGA 500S ONE AMIGA 600 A FEW MONITORS MOUSES... ACTION REPLAYS KENWOOD STEREOS MANY DISKS DISK DRIVES! BOOZE AND COFFEE PORNO MOVIES TOILET PAPER WHIPS AND KNIVES LEATHER SUITS RAP AND TECHNO TAPES AND MUCH MORE... WE'D LIKE TO THANK ALL OUR FRIENDS, WHO HAVE SUPPORTED US... THE FUN FACTORY IS SEARCHING FOR NEW MEMBERS ALL OVER THE WORLD...ESPECIALLY FOR GOOD MUSICIANS!! THE MEMBERS OF TFF ARE AMADEUS (MUSIC)COMMANDER Z (CODE,SWP)DR.BLITZ (CODE,SWAP)EXETER (CODE)HUNTER (SWAP)KAZZ (SWAP)KPT (GFX)PAH (GFX) THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THIS LITTLE DENTRO BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER... THE END? OOPS....NOT YET! WE FORGOT SOMETHING... THE BULLSHIT SCROLL! e THE FUN f FACTORY f c...IS BACK AGAIN WITH A NEW PRODUCTION! YEPP, YEPP, THIS PROD WAS RELEASED ON 29.03.1993f SO SPREAD THIS LIKE HELL! TIME TO MOVE ON... g DA FUN FACTORY SEND THEIR GOLDEN GREETS TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS : ------------------------------------ AHEAD,ALCATRAZ,ANALOG,ARISE BANAL,BLACK LIGHT INC. ,BRONX CALIBRA, CHROME,COMPACT INC.,COMPLEX CRYPTOBURNERS D-29,DAMONES,DEADLINE,DIFFUSION DIGITAL ARTISTS INC. , DISKNET EREMATION,EQUINOX GENOCIDE, GRACE IMPULSE,INTENSE KRAFTED LEADER PRODUCTIONS,LEGEND,LIQUID MAJIC 12, MENTASM, MIDNIGHTSUN PARADISE,PLATIN,POORSOFT RAM JAM SFINX,SONIC,SUBMISSION TALENT,TAURUS,THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS UTOPIA X-TRADE ------------------------------------ THE LIST IS PRESENTED IN A-Z ORDER ------------------------------------ IF YOUR TEAM WAS MISSING...WATCH THE NEXT TEXT-SCREEN VERY CAREFULLY! DO NOT FORGET TO CONTACT US AT THESE ADDRESSES BELOW: ------------------------------------ DOCTOR BLITZ/TFF COMMANDER Z/TFF TANHUANTIE 13 UHTUANKUJA 9 36200 KANGASALA 36200 KANGASALA FUNLAND FUNLAND (ALSO 4 JOINING) (ALSO 4 JOINING) ------------------------------------ KAZZ/TFF HUNTER/TFF PUISTOLANTIE 37 43170 HAKKILA 28400 ULVILA FINELAND FINELAND ------------------------------------ P.A.H. / TFF P. AHTIAINEN HAAPANIEMI 36430 PAKKALA FINLAND (JOINING TOO) ------------------------------------ CALL DR.BLITZ AT +358 31 3770 417/KIMMO AND CMDR.Z AT +358 31 3770 717/OLLI ------------------------------------ RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON HOLDS THE TEXT . . . . . ...THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION! YOUR GREAT SERVICE OF WATHCING THIS PROD THIS FAR WILL BE GENEROUSLY GRANTED, CITIZEN. YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED ALL NECESSARY RIGHTS TO READ THIS CLASSIFIED SCROLL TO THE VERY END. THANK YOU. b ...YEES, DA TSHERNOBYL POJKARNA ARE BACK AGAIN! WOW... GEE... SURPRISINGLY WE HAVE AGAIN HIT YOUR SCREEN WITH A BRAND NEW HIGLY RADIOACTIVE PRODUCTION CALLED.... -DOKTOR'S SPECIAL- (THIS IS NOT AN ADVERSITEMENT) ANYWAY, RIGHT HERE IN THE BEGINNING AN IMMMMPORTANT MESSAGE...WE NEED MUSICIANS...OK? GOT IT? ALL LOYAL MUSICIANS WILL CONTACT US NOW. ALL OTHERS CAN REPORT FOR SUMMARY EXECUTION. THANK YOU AGAIN. WATCH OUT FOR MORE COMING PRODS FROM US...THE NEXT WILL BE AN INTRO CALLED -DUPLO THE IMPOTENSSI VAIHTOEHTO- !!!! ...OOPS...WHO TYPED THAT...JUST KIDDING! OR PEPE THE SPY? HJOOPH...WOPS, AS I HAVENT MENTIONED YET, THAT VEM ARE WRITING DIZ SCROLL IT IS HIGH TIME 2 DO THAT...IT IS....IT IS....DOCTOR BLITZ AND KPT AGAIN...HUHUHEHEHHIHIHIH...SO PREPARE FOR A LONG TRIP TO THE WORLD OF PSYCHO SCROLLERS...LONG ONES! OJAAH, AS I (DR.BLITZ) HAVE WRITTEN FOR AWHILE, I WILL STICK THE KEYBOARD INTO KPT S EAR... SPRRTS...KRUNTS...KRAK...CURBOAR...TROOT! ............................................................................... c PHEW! AT LAST I GOT IT OUTTA THERE! HEY! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE FONT????? NJAH... I BET YOU ALMOST GUESSED IT...IT IS KPT THE LAZY GRAPHICIAN ON THE KEYS......INDEED I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY (BIG SURPRISE???) SO.....WELL....EH...IT IS GETTING DARKER.....OUTSIDE I MEAN.........TODAY IS TUESDAY AND WE HAD A NICE SCHOOL DAY (EI OLLU JUSPEE (USKONTOO)).....BUMBUM......DAMN! MAYBE I SHOULD QUIT BEFORE I WRITE SOMETHING REALLY STUPID....(KUINKA KIRJOITETAAN???).........INSIDE HUMOUR RULES......JOOO! EIKS ALKAIS OLEE PLITSIN VUORO KIRJOTELLA.....NO EI! TAI NO JOO...KAI SE ON PAKKO SITTE...PERSKELES...OKAY, AND NOW A FEW WORDS FROM OUR SPON...EH...ABOUT THAT WORM-ANIMATION YOU SAW THERE BEFORE. WE WILL NOT SAY, THAT IT IS VERY NICE...NO WAY! IT WAS DRAW...EH...MADE BY P.A.H. WHO HAS SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS IN HIS PRIVATE INC...EH...FAMILY LIFE. OOPS. HEH. I COULD REVEAL ALL HIS SECRETS, BCOZ HE IS UNABLE TO READ ENGLISH...(HE IS SIXTEEN, BUT A BIT STU...DIFFERENT.) 4444....WHAT? FOUR FOURS? MEANS ANYTHING? LIKE, FROM MATH EXAMS? NOO...(GOOD GOING, PAH!) PEEAAHOO......WELL, SORRY FOR THIS LITTLE INSIDE-TEAM-TALK....WILL CUT IT RIGHTTAWAY.... A JUICY RED APPLE IS NICE, BUT NOT EVERY APPLE IS RED...JOO...OOPS, IT SEEMS, THAT WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TEXT-MEMORY...GOTTA MAKE IT LARGER SOON...SKIT! AAAAHHHH....WE NEED IT AGAIN....AAJEE.... GEE... COFFEE... WILL BE RIGHT BACK................................................................. AND NOW WE GOT 5 KBYTES MORE MEMORY TO WRITE...HAHA...WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO SO EASILY... (WE NEVER WILL) GISH...OJAAH...WHAT NOW? NOTHING! WHY? AND NOW...WE WILL PICK A RANDOM SUBJECT TO WRITE ABOUT...AAANND...THE SUBJECT IS.....THE MACINE IS WORKING... VASTUSMITTARI...IN ENGLISH OHMMETER! WELL...IT IS A...KIND OF MASKIN...LIKE, A METER... YOU CAN BUY ONE FROM YOUR LOCAL RADIO SHACK! IT IS VERY USEFUL, WHEN YOU MAKE SOME ELECTRONICAL JOBS, LIKE...UM...FIX POWER LINES? STICK IT INTO YOUR ASS (ARSE) ? BUILD A TRANSISTOR RADIO? ANYWAY, TIME FOR...NNEEEXXXT SUBJECT!! BUMBUMBUMBUM...(DRUMS!) IT IS...BINOCULARS! WOW, SURELY AN ENTERTAINING SUBJECT! OK, BINOCULARS CAN PROVE TO BE VERY USEFUL, WHEN YOU WANT, FOR EXAMPLE, LOOK AT OBJECTS WHICH ARE FAR FROM YOU. YOU CAN ALSO USE THEM IN SPYING...(OR HOW, PEPE THE TUIJJOTTAJA?) BINOCULARS CAN BE INFRARED MODELS THANKS TO OUR TECHNOLOGY. IT ALLOWS YOU TO SEE HEAT SOURCES, LIKE, LIVING SQUIRRELS! ISNT THAT SOMETHING? SURELY THE COMPUTER WILL...OOPS, TIME FOR A NEW AND THE LAST RANDOMLY SELECTED SUBJECT... OOOH, CAN YOU FEEL THE...THE...TENSION???? IT IS.....IT IS.....IT IS....... A WORKSHOP!!!!! NOW, THERE ARE MANY KINDA WORKSHOPS IN THE WORLD. IN SOME OF THEM, LOYAL WORKERS MAKE VERY USEFUL THINGS LIKE BOATS OR CARS. IN SOME OF THEM PEOPLE MAKE WOODEN DICKS THAT THEY STICK INTO THEIR ASSHOLES! (HOLES IN THEIR ARSE) THE DICKS CAN BE TECHNICALLY EQUIPPED. THEY CAN HAVE ELECTRICIAL VIBRATORS OR OTHER LUXURIES. SOMEHOW, THESE KIND OF WORKSHOPS ARE VERY RARE, BUT BE WARNED! FAGGOTS ARE EVERYWHERE! STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR...UM...EH, FORGET IT! ALL SUBJECTS WERE RANDOMLY PICKED BY AN ASTONISHING PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY... THE -LINGUA TUTOR SANAKIRJASTO- ! (MODEL LT-100) IT IS A KIND OF TRANSLATOR MACHINE...WORKS PRETTY WELL! AND NOW IT IS HIGH TIME TO CHANGE THE WRITER! IT IS AAAALLLL YOURS, KAPU! (KPT) KAIKKIKO?? MULLEKO??? KPT IS BACK (AND STILL HAS NOTHING TO SAY!) BY THE WAY WE HAVE JUST USED 2 KILOBYTES OF THAT FIVE KILOS WHAT WE TOOK A WHILE AGO....OH SHIT! I AM SPIED BY BLITZ..HE HAS DARK GOGGLES AND A MAGAZINE AND HE IS WATCHING ME -VERY- CLOSELY......THANK GOD HE JUST LEFT TO WC! (WATER CLOSET) IS THERE SOMEONE STILL READING??? WHOW! NOT BAD AT ALL! GEEEE......YEARG....... HOW THIS CAN BE SO HARD??? VOI PASKA! . . . . . . . . . . . . .... ...IT IS TIME FOR VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE - WE ARE N O T GOING TO MAKE A DISKMAG - SO DONT SEND YOUR ARTICLES OR NEWS OR ADVERTISEMENTS TO US !!! (HEH HEH) JEE...JEEE...DOCTOR IS BACK, SO I DO NOT HAVE TO WRITE MORE AND SO MOTE IT BE...TOHTORI SETA IS BACK! AIJAI, OLIPAS PASKALLA KIVAA! (NOT THREE HOURS THIS TIME...HEHE!) AND NOW....DRINKKIVINKKI (A DRINKTIP) THIS TIME...DOKTORS SPECIAL! (SORRY THE INADEQUATE FONT) AND NOTICE, THIS DOES NOT MEAN THE DOCTORS SPECIAL - WHISKY. OKAY...HERE IT COMES...FIRST ONE BOTTLE OF SALMIAC KOSSU AND THEN FIVE BOTTLES OF LONG DRINK...ENJOYED IN TWO HOURS. IN A TOILET. SO GO AHEAD. TRY IT. MAKE YOUR RECORD IN SPEED! IF YOU WANT MORE, YOU CAN ALWAYS ADD MORE LONG DRINKS. YOU WILL LOVE IT SURELY. (I LOVED IT, TOO BAD I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH...) WELL, WELL...NOW OUR PARTY REPORT FROM THE HITECH - PARTY IN FINLAND HELD BY ANALOGY. IT ALL STARTED AT MY (DR BLITZ) HOME, ON A FRIDAY EVENING...AS NONE OF US FOUR (ME,KPT,COMMANDER Z,PAH) IS EIGHTEEN, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY BOOZE IN FINLAND (FUCKLAND?) SO, WE HAD A KINDA BOOZEFIXER WHO WE WERE WAITING FOR TO APPEAR. SHE WAS ALSO SUPPOSED TO TAKE US TO THE RAILWAY STATION...SADLY, MY FATHER FELT ACTIVE THAT DAY, AND HE ALSO OFFERED TO TAKE US THERE. WELL, WE JUST WAITED FOR OUR BOOZE...AND WE WAITED... WAITED...WAITED....WAITED.....WAITED......P A N I C E D ! YEP. NO BOOZE. THE TRAIN WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE. WE HAD NO CHOICE, BUT TO START THE TRAVEL WITHOUT BOOZE...FUCK! YOU CAN EASILY IMAGINE HOW WE FELT...AND SO OUR PARTY WAS RUINED FROM THE BEGINNING... JUST GREAT. AND THE PARTY WAS NOT TOO GOOD EITHER...ALL THE OTHERS WERE BOOZING...YHYY....AAAAAUUUUEEE! SNYFF!!! WE DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE...JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT ASSEMBLY...HA! OH GOD, WRITING SCROLL IS SO HARD TODAY...I GUESS WE WILL MAKE SOMETHING UNEXCEPTED, AND FORCE THIS SCROLL TO RESTART BEFORE IT EVEN REALLY BEGUN........SEE YOU SOON WITH MORE PRODUCTIONS APPEARING IN THE NEAR FUTURE... ---HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY--- SCROLL RESTARTS........................