THE RAVEN         *0  *4        PRESENTS THE LATEST STUFF.          YES, THE RAVEN ARE BACK 
AGAIN WITH ANOTHER GREAT MEGA COOL RELEASE.         CODING FOR THIS PART WAS DONE BY :       a DR. BYTES 
a       *0  *4  AND          abe ACID P. abe      *0  *4 GRAPHIX WAS DONE BY :      bed DOUBLE D dbe     
*0  *4  MUSIC WAS TUNED BY :      f BEATHOVEN f       *0  *4 SWAPPER AND SCROLLTEXT FREAK :      
be MONSTERMIND be     *0  *4   FURTHER MEMBERS ARE :      b EX-VIRUS b       *0 *4(COPY BOX),       
d GURU-JOSH d       *0  *4 (GRAPHIX),          abe MR. FUZZ abe     *0  *4 (ON MS-DOS).       
be FAX be         *0  *4 (SWAPPER),        BUSTER          *0  *4 (OUR MASCOTTE).                 
YES, THE RAVEN ARE ALSO AVAILABLE ON THE MS-DOS SCENE.   WELL NOW THAT WE INTRODUCED OURSELVES         
A LITTLE JOKE :      WHY DID THE ALLIES SEND GAYS TO IRAQ ?       BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN ATTACK FROM 
BEHIND         WELL THAT WAS A STINKING JOKE ALRIGHT...         SOME OF OUR GUYZ HAVE BEEN TO THE 
COPY PARTY OF R.A.F / PUSSY / AWACS.      IT MUST HAVE BEEN VERY COOL,       AT LEAST THEY TOLD ME      
(I HAVEN'T BEEN AT THAT COPY PARTY, JACH ).     ONE THING IS FOR SURE THEY WERE ALL DRUNK WHEN THEY 
GOT HOME.      HEY YOU R.A.F.     , NICE CHAT IN THE TRAIN      (EEN BEUGEL WERKT MOEILIJK HE ?).       
WELL ALRIGHT I THINK I HAVE TALKED ENOUGH BY NOW.         COMING UP NEXT...     THE GREETINGS LIST,        
BUT FIRST A COMMERCIAL BREAK ...     STAY TUNED  ................           IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT 
THE RAVEN FOR ANY REASON      (SWAPPING SOFTWARE,    JUST AN INVITATION FOR COPY PARTIES     (ALWAYS 
VERY WELCOME OFCOURSE ))      THEN WRITE TO OUR CONTACT ADRESS:         T H E   R A V E N     *0   *4     
P.O. BOX   431      *0  *4    7570 AK OLDENZAAL     *0  *4                   THE NETHERLANDS.     *0  
*4     HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.                  END OF COMMERCIAL ..............             HELLO, 
WE ARE BACK.          THIS TIME WITH THE GREETINGS LIST,       GREETINGS GO TO :       f ZZZAX f     
(COOL PARTY AT M. TEN DAM'S HOUSE ),   R.A.F. , SCOOPEX NL. (SPECIAL HELLO TO FALCON),   JETSET, ENZYM, 
VERMIN,  AWACS      (SEE YOU AT THE A.C.C.O. COMPUTERCLUB),   VISION,   MIRAGE,   RED SECTOR        
(BUY A NEW POWERSUPLIE GUYZ,    OUR CODER ALMOST GOT ROASTED),     CARDINALS     (SPECIAL HELLO'S TO 
THEIR CODER),  THE BLACK WIZARDS,    JUSTICE,    DIVINE,   TRAVELERS,   SCOOPEX,   LEGEND      (THANX 
FOR THE SOFTWARE),   TESTAMENT   , PANIC       (GROLSCH BOTTLES AHEAD)      . SPECIAL SPECIAL MEGA SPECIAL 
GREETINGS GO TO         MR. ZZ TOP          (DE CONDUCTEUR VAN DE TREIN VAN DEVENTER NAAR ROOSENDAAL,      
VOLGENDE KEER ENGELSE DROP)     , TIMELESS           (THE MUSICIAN OF PUSSY), EDACIOUS         (STEP BY 
US AT THE A.C.C.O. COMPUTERCLUB),      PAROXYZM     (YO, GUYZ LETS GET GOING)     SPECIAL HELLO'S  GO TO:         
OS DATA               (LET'S EAT SOME WAR IN THE FUTURE,     OR FLIP ON YOUR SYNTHESIZER),      DE 
LAMZAKKEN       (THANKS FOR THE LOGO TANK),        ARTPIGS UUH, I MEAN ARTFIX     (SPECIAL HELLO'S GO TO 
BAXILLA     UUH, I MEAN      d AXILLA d          (BLOB IS IN THE HOUSE ),      FAT BOYS,   DECADE,   
SKAAMHAAR        (WAIT FOR THE DEMO COMING SOON ... DEDICATED TO YOU ).          OH,OH     SMELLY GASSES 
DETECTED.      PUT ON YOUR GASMASKS,      TAKE COUVER ETC.        I THINK I'M GOING TO QUIT WRITING NOW    
BECAUSE OTHERWISE MY FINGERS WILL FALL OF.        THIS IS THE END OF THE GREETINGS LIST. .....            
OH,OH, VISITORS       AH, IT ARE JUST         ACID P     AND     DR. BYTES.         WAIT I THINK ACID HARRY  
WANTS TO TYPE SOME SHIT NOW      MONSTERMIND SIGNING OFF                OK HERE IS ACID P       GOVEDOMME 
IK WIL EEN LOLLIE      LOOK OUT FOR OUR MEGADEMO COMMING SOON CALLED....         LOLLY           *0  *4     
YO,    EX-VIRUS WHAT ABOUT A NEW SNOL?       THIS ONE IS VERRY UGLY COZ IT HAS NO TXT.       P.S.    
MONSTERMIND SAYZ:               ACID P. HAS TO GO  TO IRAQ (HE LIKES MOSTERD GAS).            DR. BIET 
TYPING NOW :         WALG, I'M TYPING ON A SHITTY 500 WITH A LAME CHINON DRIVE  (3.5)  WITCH HAS NO STEPPING 
RATE AT ALL,    I NEED AT LEAST 5-MEG AND A DEINTERLACECARD TO WORK WITH.    P.S.    EVERYONE IS BLOWING 
SMOKE INTO THE 5.25 DRIVE (WICH I SOLD HIM FOR A HELLUVA LOT MONEY).       ASHES ARE FALLING BETWEEN THE 
KEYS AND I'M GETTING ALL FUCKED UP COZ THE KEYBOARD DOES NOT RESPOND TO MY INSTRUCTIONS.    IT HAS THE 
FUCKING KEYBOARD VIRUS IN IT       SCRATSH BLOW      DR. BYTES SIGNING OFF TO LET BEATHOVEN FUCK UP THE 
KEYBOARD FURTHER THAN HEAVEN.....        BEATHOVEN ON THE LINE...   . WELL SIDDER EN BEEF WANT HERE ARE 
THE RAVEN AS YOU KNOW.            FIRST I WANT TO SAY SOME WORDS TO EX-VIRUS   AND MR.FUZZ..       EX-VIRUS:    
GET YOURSELF A FUCKING NEW SNOL AND GREET HER FROM ME.           LETS GO OVER TO MISTER FUZZ:     HEY YOU 
SUCKER WERE DOES THE MONEY FOR YOUR NEW XT STAY??    HERE IS MONSTERMIND BACK.     RED ALLERT      DR. BYTES 
IS GETTING NUTS I BELIEVE,  AND MY ROOM IS GETTING RIPPED.     M T  BLA  ... BLA, BLA TELE BLA        I SAY 
WE ARE GOING TO QUIT NOW .....      BYE, BYE       GOD BLESS THE RAVEN............. ................ I THINK 
THIS BULLSHIT IS GOING TO START AGAIN