*@        THE RAVEN         *0   *4      *2 PRESENTING .... THE LATEST STUFF FROM          SEPTEMBER         *0   *2 GUESS WHO ? YES, IT'S ME AGAIN MONSTERMIND IS BACK WITH ANOTHER BULLY SHIT TEXT. FIRST OF ALL DO YOU LIKE OUR INTRO ? WELL WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF IT BECAUSE WE LIKE IT !!!! GOOD JOB DR. BYTES .... YES DR.BYTES DID IT AGAIN !!!!  LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR MEMBERS: DR. BYTES - CODER         ACID P. - ALSO CODER       DOUBLE D. - GRAPHICS        BEATHOVEN - MUSIC MANIAC         GURU - GRAPHICS, IDEA'S           EX-VIRUS - SWAPPING AND BEEING DUMB        FAX - SWAPPING           MR. FUZZ - MS-DOS CODING AND MS-DOS SWAPPING       BUSTER - OUR MASCOTTE         MEEEEEE I'M THE INCREDIBLE USELESS MONSTERMIND NOW LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR SLOGAN :    THE RAVEN    DRILLED TO BE USELESS. AND ONE OF MY SLOGANS IS: A GIRL A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY. DO YOU, OR DO YOU DARE TO CONTACT US THEN WRITE FOR SWAPPING, FUN, DEMO'S TO:    T H E   R A V E N             P O   B O X   4 3 1      7 5 7 0   A K         O L D E N Z A A L       H O L L A N D. YOU CAN ALSO VISIT OUR COMPUTERCLUB ..... ( WARNING ONLY FOR INMENSE PSYCHO'S ) WICH IS HELD EVERY LAST SUNDAY OF THE MONTH IN OLDENZAAL THE ADRES IS:       CAFE MOATMAN       *0  *2    OOTMARSUMSESTR. 13     *0  *2    OR CALL FOR MORE INFO KAREL WEGDAM TEL: 0 5 4 1 0 - 1 6 7 6 0   *0  *2THE LAST DAYS AT THE RAVEN HEADQUARTERS WERE VERY PRODUCTIVE IT SEEMED LIKE BIET GOT SICK AND BUILT IN A TURBO CARD IN HIS FUCKING BRAINS .... HE PROGRAMMED THIS MASTER PIECE IN ONLY ONE WEEK INSTEAD OF HALF A YEAR !!! AND PUNTBROOD WAS SICK ALL THE TIME SO HIS SHITTY BRAINS WERE NOW EVEN CAPABLE TO DO LESS THAN THEY EVEN DID BEFORE. ALSO ACID P. IS A LITTLEBIT OF AN ALCOHOL FREAK AND ALWAYS HAS TO VOMIT EVERYWHERE HE DRINKS. HE KEPT TELLING BYTES, WATCH OUT THERE ARE GREMLINS UNDER YOUR TABLE AND I SAW BUSTER FLYING THRU THE ROOM OF DR. BYTES ????? WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT ?? MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE FOR THE LAST HOUR ALL I HEARD IS NUCLEAR ASSAULT (METTALCORE)  WAAAARRRRGGGHHHH !!!! I AM DRINKING WODKA AND I AM FEELING NICE, HMM TO BAD MY GIRL FRIEND IS ON SCHOOLCAMP RIGHT NOW.... I'M IN THE MOOD FOR FUCKING BUT BECAUSE I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW I THINK I WILL DICTATE SOME LINES OF MY NUCLEAR ASSAULT CD. OTHERWISE THIS INTRO WILL BE TOOOOOOO LLLLLLEEEEEESSSSSS BYTES. WATCH OUT AND OPEN YOUR SHITTY MINDS.         DISCO JOCK,A HAND JOB,   WITH A PIMPLE FOR A BRAIN.      A SUIT AND TIE, LOTS OF LIES,    MONEY IS HIS GAME.     JOIN THE CROWD,   DON'T SPEAK OUT LOUD,      OR YOU'LL NEVER GET YOUR PAY.      SALUTE THE FLAG,WHAT A DRAG,   NOTHING BUT A SLAVE OF CONFORMITY.                   THEIR ALL LAME,   THEY LOOK THE SAME.      AMERICAN YUPPIES.      HAIRCUT,A FAST BUCK,      A LOW MENTALITY.        GO TO WAR,WHO CARES WHAT FOR,     SO LONG AS THERE IS MONEY.     TO THEIR GRAVES,     GOT THE STUPID NAVE'S.      SLAVES OF CONFORMITY !!!!          WAAAUUUWWW !!! THIS TEXT IS SO FUCKING GREAT YES ESPECIALLY THE PART OF THEY ARE ALL LAME,THEY LOOK THE SAME IS TIPPICAL WHAT THE RAVEN ISN'T CAUSE WE ARE DRILLED TO BE USELESS..... HE ! ZE SMELTE DE KOAZE     ZE SMELTE DE WAT     ZE VULLE DE GLAZE. WELL I THINK THE KEYBOARD OF THIS MACHINE MUST BE WORN DOWN BY NOW SO I'M GOING TO QUIT NOW      MONSTERMIND SIGNING OF BUT .... I AND WE   WILL   BE    BBBAAAAACCCCKKKK  !!!!!! AND FOR ALL THE UGLY GIRLS OUT THERE: 'YOU CAN SUCK MY MOTHER FUCKING DICK'   NICE GIRLS OUT THERE CAN CONTACT ME ON THE FOLLOWING ADRESS:        MONSTERMIND         WATERHAMSKAMP 5     7576 EL OLDENZAAL      I'M WAITING FOR YOUR LETTERS GIRLS OF COURSE COOL GUYZ CAN ALSO WRITE TO ME FOR EXCHAGING UGLY STORIES AND SWAPPING SOME STUFF !!!! SHIT THE KEYBOARD STARTS TO SMOKE ..... FUCK YOU !!!!,SHITTY KEYBOARD !!! YOU KNOW SOMETHING ? THE AMIGA IS A MEGA COOL COMPUTER BUT I THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE IMPROVED THE KEYBOARD .... EVERYTIME I WRITE A NEW SCROLLY (OFTEN)  A NEW KEYBOARD IS REQUIRED. IS THIS STRANGE OR IS IT BECAUSE I SOMETIMES DRUM ON THEM (DY-DY-DYNAMIC DRRRUMSSS) YES THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF THE GOOD OLD AMIGA WELL IN A COUPLE YEARS PROBABLY, OR SHOULD I SAY PROBABLY NOT JESUS WILL PIC US UP WITH A BIG SPACESHIP TO LET US ALL OUT IN HELL YEAAAHHHH !!!! SMOKE A JOINT AND YOU FOUND YOUR NEW GODS !!! WHAAUUWWW THIS MUSIC IS REALLY FUCKING HEAVY GREAT. NOW I REMEMBER I HAVE TO TYPE THE GREETINGS LIST !!!!! HI'S GO TO: JUSTICE,  LEGEND,  R.A.F.,  VISION, ME,  THE TIMECIRCLE,  TAIPAN,  SCOOPEX N.L.,  ULTRA FORCE,  AWACS,  THE PIJNAPPELTJES,  ONNO STROBAAL (GOEIENDAG),  THE CARDINALS,  ENZYM,  VERMIN,  PAROXYZM,  THE BLACK WIZARDS,  LENNY KRAVITZ,  JETSET,  BUSTER  AND ALL THE OTHERS WE OR I HAVE FORGOT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE OF THESE GROUPS. I'M JUST A POOR LONESOME COWBOY THAT IS IN HOME,      EAST, WEST   THE RAVEN IS THE BEST !!!! WELL THIS SCROLLY MUST BE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR LONG BY NOW SO YOU... BEHIND THE GLASS OF THE MONITOR. YES, I CAN SEE YOU BUT YOU CAN'T SEE ME ...GANAGAGNAGNAGNAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE A DUMB ASSHOLE THAT YOU ARE STILL READING THIS OR DID YOU COPY THIS DISK JUST FOR THE TEXT ? YES, THEN SEND ME A DONATION OR DIE !!! SHIT I GET VERY AGRESSIVE OF THIS VERY FAAASSSSTTT MUSIC OR I'M JUST DRUNK ? WELL WHAT THE HELL BY THE WAY I CAN STILL FIND THE KEYS OF MY NOW FRESH KEYBOARD. A LITTLE MESSY TO SEB LENTFERT: ' HE, WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE AT OUR LAST MEETING ?' ,'WE MISSED YOUR JOKES ALTOUGH WE HAD LOTS OF FUN WITH BRIAN (ASK HIM) !!! SEE YA !! MESSY TO BRIAN: ' POST'S AWAY INFO FOLLOWS SOON'. ALLRIGHT NOW I TOOK ANOTHER LITTLE ?  DRINK  .... WODKA, WODKA UBER ALLLES !!!! I THINK I WILL PHONE BYTES TO TELL HIM I WROTE THE MOST CHAOTIC SCROLLER EVER MADE IN THE WHOLE FUCKIN' HISTORY !!!    WELL NOW REALLY FOR THE LAST TIME: BYE,BYE AND FUCK ALL THEM ASSHOLES WHO'M YOU DON'T LIKE .... NEED HELP CALL THE ASSHOLE BUSTERS SEE ADRES EARLYIER IN SCROLLY ..IN FACT THE ADRES IN THE BEGIN OR RATHER ..... WELL I DON'T KNOW .... HI BEATRIX,HI CLAUS (BEATRIX IS THE MOST SEXY WOMAN IN THE NETHERLANDS) AND ALSO OUR QUEEN !!! WAUAUWA ARE WE HAPPY PEOPLE TO BAD THAT LUBBERS LOOKS LIKE A INMENSE PIECE OF DOGSHIT THAT IS SMEARED OVER THE PISS OF A KANARIEFANTJE (LIVES ONLY IN THE RAVEN  HEADQUARTERS (BUSTER))  YES BUSTER IS A ENDANGERED ANIMAL SO IT'S TRAINED TO KILL IF NECESSARY INSTEAD OF BEING USELESS (THAT'S IT'S NATURAL BEHAVIOUR)  BYE AND HAVE ANOTHER WODKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . . . . . . . .