allright kiddies.. another interesting set of rumors by dat crack doc spo0k!

ah.. the holiday season again.. good ole fatass.. erhm.. st nick.. has been seen all over (of course) looking for new toys and ideas for kiddies this year... when asked by on the spot rumorman sean higgins.. santa claimed this years most requested item is the play with my thingies barbie doll..

on this weeks er, tech junkies screwed up while making the credits list, and listed instead of george clooney was thclOne... thus proving once again, that thclOne is actually george clooney in surprise...

spo0k, has recently completed med school, and is now known as dr^spo0k.. and is now working to finish fire school to become a firefighter..

in a related story.. spo0k has apparently spent all of his first paycheck on christmas shopping, and is still not done.. (erhm fuck.. i just realized that ISNT a rumor.. shit on me.. i need to finish shopping)

it was also revealed this week that scenes long time flamer tguardian, is gary.. of the ambiguosly gay duo on saturday night live.. want proof? *guard* quick ace, to the penis car!

a study revealed this week that the reason the tickle me elmo doll, now selling for close to $3500 in some areas, is not actually popular because he is the lovable seasame street charactor, but rather because ppl just like to laugh at a doll having an epileptic siesure..

virago, one of the few scene chicks, has been exposed as being a hermaphradite this week.. virago, unavailable for comment, is apperently avoiding all contact with her computer..

finally this week, radman, leader of acid, has revealed to acrylic sources that he recently discovered his mother was in fact, his father.. his second father.. when asked how he discovered this fact he said "well.. i was kind of suspicious with how much they loved the show 'my two dads' but i didn't know for sure until i walked in and saw them having sex this week" when asked how he feels about this, radman said "hell.. i love it.. more dick for me!"

ok kiddies.. this weeks rumors sucked.. but hey.. i was home for prolly less that 25% of the time this week.. and 10% of the time this weekend, which was used for sleep.. so sue me.. they'll be better next week.. -spo0k