Once again, on last week's episode of E.R., George Clooney can be seen rushing to a telephone as a public announcement system screeches, "Paging Thclone!" Proving once again that... you know.

Our sources inside Ice Advertisments tell us that Ice is preparing a a major takeover of Twilight Productions. A secret alliance with Acid Productions has caused Ice to turn it's attention to Acid's new rival, Twilight. However, this takeover will not just be a simple merger. Ice members are being fitted with the latest weapons technology recently purchased from the Pentagon. The names and addresses of every Twilight member is currently being put together as Ice launches it's biggest campaign yet. However Twilight Intelligence has suceeded in capturing battle plans and maps of troop movements. Twilight is currently setting up defense platforms armed with Stinger missles.

Acrylic informats report that Oned may be starting yet ANOTHER group. This time it will focus on beastiality instead of child rapists.

A motion picture based on the life of Wendel is in the works at Paramount Pictures. It is rumored to be titled, "From Badass to Boytoy .. The Turbulent Life of a Pre-Teen on the Scene"