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Ever had trouble with..
..glue that's too sticky? ..your fingers getting glued togheter? ..glueing something together and then realize you've done it wrong? |
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We are a group of people tired of glue that is too sticky, and we are devoting our lives to researching and hopefully manufacturing glue that doesn't stick. On this site you will be able to read about the current research and get some background information on the involved people as well as the philosophy behind this foundation. |
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We had hoped that we by now had developed a product to display here on the products page, but this isn't the case... yet! Still, we have quite a few interesting projects underway and we'll try to display and explain them here.
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As you probably have read on the products page, we haven't come up with any sellable product yet, but we're in this for the money (and the fame), and we have a strong belief that this project will be financially justifyable in the not so distant future. We receive hundreds of enquieries through email, mail and fax daily - asking when the non stick glue will be available. We have also done some research into the market to find out just what people dislike with the glue they got today and what they would pay for a non stick glue. This is some of the results from that questionaire:
As you can see from these two questions the majority of the people has something they mislike about their current sticky glue, and almost half of the people questioned are willing to pay more than $8 for a can of non stick glue. Based on these results we developed the following curve showing what our profits will be with different prices and volumes. ![]() ![]() This shows that the higher price, the less volume we can sell and still earn money. |
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As we said on the first page, we are a group of people tired of sticky glue and on this page we would like to present ourselves so that you can get to know the people you hopefully will be dealing with a lot better. |
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![]() John DeFuerto, Managing Director "I became involved in this project late'96 when I was spending some time building model air planes. I was almost finished with a superb model of a Spitfire when I managed to glue the pilot to the left wing. The glue was ofcourse superstrong and I couldn't manage to get the pilot off the wing without destroying the whole model, and that's when I got involved in this project." ![]() Billy Bob Stockton, Head of Finance "Howdy there, I would just like y'all to know that where I come from, back up in the mountains around Salt Lake City, everybody's real pissed about sticky glue and stuff, cause they all get their noses glued to the freakin' can of glue while sniffin' it, and that sucks." ![]() Mary Joseph, Researcher "You can say that I got involved in this project cause I was a little slippy with a can of glue one day, can't wash it off you know. Anyhow, I was just cleaning around, when I bumped over a can of glue onto my new shiny Triple-Action-Raffle-Vibrator(tm) and the glue stuck like hell, so my spanking new vibrator got broken and I haven't had a decent orgasm since then." ![]() Ben Dover, Researcher "Me and my boyfriend here, Frank, had never heard of this foundation until we one day, during some - how can I say this, 'natural activities' - grabbed a tube of superglue instead of enema and you can't imagine how painfull that was to poor Frank. One thing led to another and we came up with the idea of non stick glue, and by accident we heard of NGF on a show on the local radio station, KWQFM 106,72" ![]() Thomas Longley, Product Tester "Unlike the rest of the foundation, I didn't experience anything 'odd' that led me to join this exiting project, I read about it in a local paper and since I've just been sacked from my previous job I thought this was an opportunity I couldn't pass out on. My daily work here consist mostly of testing the various types of glue that our researchers Ben and Mary come up with, and you might see by the picture that they have some side effects, but that's life." |
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