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WELCOME TO NGF - NEW GLUE FOUNDATION

Our motto: "You can stick it where the sun don't shine, but it still won't stick to your fingers"

Tired of sticky fingers when you are using glue??? Who isn't? Wait no more. The product that answers your prayers are now on the street

The "Superglue"(C)

Feature list:

- Dual launch pad, you can open it from behind as well
- Nice design
-Tried on many animals (Homer Simpson, Michael Jackson, Norwegian Nerds)
- No deaths (so far..)
- Actually keeps your fingers apart
- Originaly made by underpaid children escimos

Ingredients:
- Baby-seals
- Whales
- Cow-testicles
- Granny's meatballs
- Pamelas original silicon
- Red Bull

This thing hits HARD!! Get it before it's to late...
In stores everywhere.......

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